Aaron Rodgers Update September 2024

But Aaron being Aaron, there was an incident tonight with his head coach. The coach reaches out to hug him, and Aaron pushes him away and looks kind of mad.

He's not having a great day in London.

Aaron, when he gets upset with the Jet's offense.

FAG!!!

And the Packers beat the Rams. YES!

...and now the Jets have fired Saleh, submitting to a Rodgers dictatorship. Have fun with that.

He may as well hang it up. He's bitter, tired and hurt. Not a good look.

The media keeps trying to make it seem like Rodgers is going to have a bit of later career success on another team similar to Tom Brady and Peyton Manning winning Super Bowls with other teams after being traded. That's not going to happen for Rodgers.

It was such a joy to see Miss Aaron throw three interceptions and have difficulty getting up after being sacked. Asshole deserves it.

Picking his nose

Ok, what is wrong with this dude?

In action...was there no clay an Assistant Coach could hand him to nibble when he was feeling mid-game peckish? What even is their job, if not to keep Aaron from chowing down on his boogers?

"Can someone ask Aaron Rodgers if eating his own boogers - while losing again - is preferable to taking the Covid vaccine?"

Jets are now 2 and 4.

Get those Super Bowl tickets to see hottie Aaron Rodgers now, girls!!!

2 and 5

Here are some sports headlines from Google News after the Jets lost to the Steelers:

[quote] Aaron Rodgers is out of excuses. The Jets' problems point back to him.

[quote] Rex Ryan on Aaron Rodgers: “He’s a Below Average” Quarterback

[quote] Aaron Rodgers Takes Hostile Shot at New York Media After Jets’ Loss to Steelers

[quote] Aaron Rodgers is caught in DISGUSTING act during Jets' loss to Steelers "It's his third pick of the game!"

[quote] NY Jets reach new low as Aaron Rodgers experiment looks like a complete failure

Davante could have been living his best life right now, catching dimes from Jordan Love, being treated like a god in Green Bay. Dumbest move ever.

No worry, he will be on the ESPN "Aaron's Dick Rider's" segment with Pat McAfee and the Hawker sucking him off after being serviced by the gang on the show. He will complain about how they did not do it right.

Same old jets!

Oh, but, those warm cuddly pileups

quite “LITERALLY”, a veritable Sausage Factory 🏭

Here's a sad assessment of the Jets' performance so far:

[quote] This is not a good football team. Right now, it's one of the worst teams in the NFL. That's downright unbelievable given the talent on this roster.

[quote] The Jets are a sinking ship in danger of completely capsizing if things don't change in a hurry. Unfortunately for (team owner) Johnson, he doesn't have a head coach he can point fingers at this time (because the head coach was fired last week).

Miss Aaron will be benched soon.

Miss Aaron is basically the QB version of Terrell Owens.

Poor Aaron. Washed up and eating his boogers.

R24, Terrell Owens played great when he wasn’t hurt. But he was definitely an abrasive character in the locker room.

Rodgers has wasted no time in taking the late Ethel Kennedy's place as Public Nose Picker #1, and, indeed, has boldly one-upped the late champion by unashamedly eating his boogers on camera.

Rodgers can pal around with RFK Jr

Ethel had the excuse of being 96. What's Aaron's reason for eating boogers?

Aaron's Jets are playing Texas at MetLife Stadium tonight, and the game is scoreless after the first half. Jet fans are mad at the poor performance of their team and have started yelling, "Sell the Team! Sell the Team!"

Aaron will console himself with a hot trick after the game

In the second half, the Jets scored and won the game, 21 to 13. Aaron was actually smiling by the end of the game, and it's the first game they won with a new coach.

The Jets' last primetime game is November 17th against the Colts. I hope they lose that one.

Still spreading conspiracy theories, this time about FEMA

UPDATE NOVEMBER 2024

JetPress.com:

[quote] NY Jets fans serenade Aaron Rodgers with boos as team somehow reaches a new low--It's never been this bad.

Aaron's Jets are now 3 wins and 8 losses.

Poor sad Aaron

Stick a fork in Aaron, because she's DONE!

This could be the end of his career. Despite it ending badly, this is what many analysts say about his overall football career and his chances to be in the Football Hall of Fame:

[quote] Rodgers is a shoo-in first-ballot Hall of Famer. His bona fides include four league MVPs, a Super Bowl MVP and the greatest touchdown-to-interception ratio in league history.

It's sad that Aaron can't end his career on a high, but Tom Brady is a 40+ year old unicorn and Tom's career is not realistic for most other players.

Nothing confirmed, but it looks like the Jets are planning to dump him.

^ Will Rodgers be DEAD TO ME (or at least to the Jets?)

Will he come out?

Probably not. He's the Queen Latifah of the sports world.

Has the player with the womanly butt commented yet?

He's MAGA. There is not a life outside of the closet for this chump.

It was nice knowing you, Aaron.

[quote]The Athletic's Diana Russini reported Saturday, citing sources, that is is "increasingly likely" that Rodgers could be placed on injured reserve or benched over the next few weeks. Russini also reported that sources around the NFL wouldn't be surprised if Rodgers is cut at some point during the regular season.

[quote]That news arrives a few days after it was reported that Jets owner Woody Johnson talked with coaches about benching Rodgers as early as Week 4 this season.