I'm the picturesque Annapolis
Let's Be Maryland
by Anonymous | reply 388 | October 7, 2024 3:32 PM |
I'm sane Republicans
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 19, 2024 11:12 PM |
I’m the Eastern Shore. Hope you like crabs.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 19, 2024 11:16 PM |
I put the MAR in Delmarva.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 19, 2024 11:17 PM |
I'm the Red Line to Shady Grove.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 19, 2024 11:17 PM |
I'm the white trash, we are forgotten about. Maryland is trying to get West Virginia to take us
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 19, 2024 11:17 PM |
I'm CRABS
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 19, 2024 11:17 PM |
I’m Mary!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 19, 2024 11:17 PM |
I’m John Waters.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 19, 2024 11:19 PM |
I'm Dame Kevin Spacey, refusing to leave my foreclosed Baltimore home.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 19, 2024 11:20 PM |
[quote] I'm the Red Line to Shady Grove.
“Red Line to Shady Grove” said in a robotic female voice.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 19, 2024 11:20 PM |
I’m the parts adjacent to southeast DC. Whew chile the ghetto.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 19, 2024 11:21 PM |
I’m the rats.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 19, 2024 11:23 PM |
The Wire
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 19, 2024 11:26 PM |
I'm the smell of gunpowder and despair.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 19, 2024 11:29 PM |
I'm Brookeville. I was the U.S. capital for a day during the War of 1812.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 19, 2024 11:41 PM |
I'm the crime.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 19, 2024 11:45 PM |
I'm Baltimore.
Once I was a quiet and sophisticated city, now I am slumming it among the likes of Detroit, Memphis, and St. Louis
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 19, 2024 11:51 PM |
I'm the waitress taking your order at the library local diner, "So Hon' what'll you have? Want me to fill your coffee first Hon' before you order?"
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 19, 2024 11:56 PM |
I'm Camp David
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 19, 2024 11:59 PM |
I'm the porn shops in between D.C. and Baltimore.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 20, 2024 12:05 AM |
I’m the serene, quiet Eastern Shore of Maryland on the East side of the Chesapeake Bay - the Hampton of DC. Where the true gay a-listers have summer homes (not that dreadful Rehobeth). Very charming towns like St Michaels and Oxford.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 20, 2024 12:09 AM |
I'm Vaccaro's Italian Bakery. The Napoleons are fantastic.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 20, 2024 12:10 AM |
The Eastern shore is NOT the Hamptons of DC. Girl you tried it.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 20, 2024 12:13 AM |
We're Dawn, Concetta and Chicklette. We're the baddest bitches in Baltimore, and we WILL cut a bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 20, 2024 12:24 AM |
You’ve never been to western Maryland r1.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 20, 2024 12:30 AM |
I’m Fort Washington Murrrland. I’m upper echelon new money black.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 20, 2024 12:41 AM |
I'm the tasteful state flag.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 20, 2024 12:50 AM |
I'm the Tiki Bar in Solomon's Island, MD.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 20, 2024 12:56 AM |
I live in Gaithersburg. Not much fun around here.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 20, 2024 12:57 AM |
I’m Dan Bell.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 20, 2024 1:00 AM |
I am full five the spires of Frederick stand
Limn'd by the hills of Maryland.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 20, 2024 1:06 AM |
I’m that freak who was stealing women’s draws and other garments at the airport.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 20, 2024 1:07 AM |
Draws?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 20, 2024 1:08 AM |
Drawers*
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 20, 2024 1:15 AM |
There were women’s undergarments stored in drawers that were stolen at BWI Airport?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 20, 2024 1:19 AM |
It's "I'm crabs, hon!" Get it right people. I can tell none of you are natives.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 20, 2024 1:21 AM |
I am the quiet, beautiful town of Easton
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 20, 2024 1:36 AM |
I'm the mid-Atlantic accent
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 20, 2024 1:37 AM |
R37 where are you from that you’ve never heard anyone say drawers to refer to underwear?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 20, 2024 1:39 AM |
I'm hot as fuck Larry Hogan
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 20, 2024 1:44 AM |
I'm Old Bay, and the Mason-Dixon Line
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 20, 2024 1:44 AM |
[quote] where are you from that you’ve never heard anyone say drawers to refer to underwear?
Apparently not Maryland.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 20, 2024 1:48 AM |
I’m the Sassafras River.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 20, 2024 1:49 AM |
I'm Virginia, we're better. Please stay on your side of the Potomac.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 20, 2024 1:52 AM |
[quote]There were women’s undergarments stored in drawers that were stolen at BWI Airport?
The incident happened at DCA airport, as well as others at MSP and LAS airports. But apparently the freak lives in Rockville, MD.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 20, 2024 2:30 AM |
I 'm. MDOT Transit , even fetuses like to ride our buses!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 20, 2024 3:04 AM |
Sane republicans my ass. Hogan said he was voting for Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 20, 2024 3:17 AM |
[quote] I’m the serene, quiet Eastern Shore of Maryland on the East side of the Chesapeake Bay
Like hell you are!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 20, 2024 4:02 AM |
Virginia is for lovers. Maryland is where lovers get crabs.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 20, 2024 4:07 AM |
We're native sons John Wilkes Booth and Spiro Agnew.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 20, 2024 4:09 AM |
I'm Timmy. I'm a native of Baldamore. Fucking Richmonders laughed at me when I asked them, "Yous guys play Iwce Hawkey?"
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 20, 2024 4:16 AM |
R48. I saw her over the summer in World Market sans make up and jewelry. I looked down did not see an ankle bracelet however .
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 20, 2024 4:18 AM |
I’m Fort McHenry. No one gives a shit.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 20, 2024 1:13 PM |
I’m Kevin Spacey signing “And I’m telling you I’m not going” in his mansion.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 20, 2024 1:15 PM |
I'm a populace with crabs.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 20, 2024 1:16 PM |
I’m the banging ass Nathan franks at Maryland house while heading up 95. One must make a stop here before getting on Jersey Turnpike.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 20, 2024 1:19 PM |
I'm the leaves in all the beautiful trees, already starting to turn colors.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 20, 2024 1:31 PM |
I'm Ocean City, the Maryland equivalent of the Jersey Shore.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 20, 2024 2:41 PM |
R22 Oh dear.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 20, 2024 7:22 PM |
R22 forgot to mention me! I’m charming! I’m serene!
by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 20, 2024 7:32 PM |
I'd rather be Mary!land.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 20, 2024 7:50 PM |
I am Divine.
Oh! I am Divine!
I AM DIVINE!!!!
/giant lobster rape
by Anonymous | reply 66 | September 20, 2024 7:54 PM |
We were Chick and Ruth.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | September 20, 2024 7:55 PM |
I’m Jada’s mom turning tricks for dope in 1976.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | September 20, 2024 7:59 PM |
To R21, they have porn shop left...are they sleazy good or good-good?
I miss porn shops.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | September 20, 2024 8:05 PM |
I’m Ultra Nate, Maryland native and friend of the gays.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | September 20, 2024 8:05 PM |
I’m the Lincoln assassination site which is now the home of the richest black county in America.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | September 20, 2024 8:11 PM |
R47 I guess you never been to Norfolk and southern VA. It’s like Florida with snowy winters.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | September 20, 2024 8:15 PM |
Maryland might actually be the state that is most representative of the country with Virginia a close 2nd. Anyone else agree?
by Anonymous | reply 73 | September 20, 2024 8:18 PM |
I'm "Homicide"
by Anonymous | reply 74 | September 20, 2024 8:28 PM |
Life on the Streets, r74?
by Anonymous | reply 75 | September 20, 2024 8:29 PM |
Yes
by Anonymous | reply 76 | September 20, 2024 8:31 PM |
I think a red state would be more representative of this STUPID country, R73.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | September 20, 2024 8:54 PM |
[quote]I’m the Lincoln assassination site which is now the home of the richest black county in America.
Lincoln was assassinated in Ford's Theater, which is NOT in Maryland.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | September 20, 2024 8:54 PM |
Maryland and Virginia have plenty of red areas. But both will go for Kamala Harris just like they both went for Biden and Obama.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | September 20, 2024 8:59 PM |
I'm Maryland Bridges Falling down
Falling down, falling down
Maryland Bridge is falling down
My fair lady
by Anonymous | reply 80 | September 20, 2024 9:03 PM |
I'm the No Class State
by Anonymous | reply 81 | September 20, 2024 9:22 PM |
I'm a respectable Baltimore matron who saw what must be the filthiest person in the world, a gargantuan female in a disgustingly revealing outfit, scooping up into her hand and eating fresh hot poodle droppings/drippings off the sidewalk, showing her brown teeth and tongue as if to prove her depravity.
I could'a DIED, hon.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | September 20, 2024 9:31 PM |
I'm scrapple! You fat Maryland whores won't admit it on DL, but you love to eat me.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | September 21, 2024 12:03 AM |
Ewwwwwwww!
by Anonymous | reply 84 | September 21, 2024 12:17 AM |
I’m the Catholics.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | September 21, 2024 12:23 AM |
R71 Lincoln was assassinated at Fords Theatre in WASHINGTON, D.C. you retard.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | September 21, 2024 12:24 AM |
I’m the giant Ferris wheel and the MGM casino at National Harbor, just over the bridge from Virginia.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | September 21, 2024 12:26 AM |
I am Maryland's waist, the two mile strip that separates western Maryland from eastern Maryland. I-70 runs right through me. You take a short jog and you can start in West Virginia, go through Maryland, and end in Pennsylvania. Mapmakers make for me far larger than my actual size, otherwise it would look like Maryland was divided in two.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | September 21, 2024 12:27 AM |
I’m the beltway. Ten percent of the cars are drag racers with modified mufflers that sound like rockets launching. A few of the cars were just carjacked in Virginia and driven over the state line because police aren’t allowed to chase past the state line.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | September 21, 2024 12:29 AM |
I'm Nancy D'allesandro Pelosi! Bow down to the best Speaker of the House, bitches!
by Anonymous | reply 90 | September 21, 2024 12:33 AM |
I’m Virginia drivers on the beltway driving like Ms daisy in the passing lane because they so used to that HOV shit.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | September 21, 2024 12:34 AM |
R86 is not R78.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | September 21, 2024 12:49 AM |
No, R86 is too lazy to read the thread before posting.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | September 21, 2024 1:24 AM |
I’m the Ethiopians who have taken over Silver Spring.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | September 21, 2024 1:47 AM |
Not a lot of love for Baltimore. I am the fabulous Walters Art Museum and the world class Johns Hopkins University (and Library).
by Anonymous | reply 96 | September 21, 2024 1:50 AM |
Maryland is my home state and I currently live here. You bitches better be nice.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | September 21, 2024 1:54 AM |
R96 Don’t forget about the incredible Blacks in Wax museum. We’ve become chopped live since our Smithsonian cuzin opened in DC.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | September 21, 2024 1:56 AM |
Liver*
by Anonymous | reply 99 | September 21, 2024 1:57 AM |
Im where the accents change near the Virginia border
by Anonymous | reply 100 | September 21, 2024 1:59 AM |
[quote]the world class Johns Hopkins University
Thanks for giving us this fuck…
by Anonymous | reply 101 | September 21, 2024 2:02 AM |
I'm those white steos you see on those tow homes all over old Baltimore.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | September 21, 2024 2:05 AM |
*STEPS not steos
by Anonymous | reply 103 | September 21, 2024 2:06 AM |
*ROW houses, not tow houses
by Anonymous | reply 104 | September 21, 2024 2:08 AM |
I'm Prince George's County. Make sure your car doors are locked and your windows are up when you drive through me, and FFS don't make any stops.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | September 21, 2024 2:55 AM |
R105 Prince George’s County is pretty damm big so that’s a fraudulent generalization. It’s like a million people there. You must be talking bout Suitland, and the parts of PG that border southeast DC. Bowie, Mitchelville, Clinton, Ft Washington, Temple Hills, College Park aren’t that bad and some parts are hella ritzy.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | September 21, 2024 3:04 AM |
I'm the Bay Bridge! How long before I collapse?
by Anonymous | reply 107 | September 21, 2024 3:33 AM |
I'm Lucy Mudd and last week I was crowned the 88th Queen Nicotina!
We Mudds have lived in Charles County way before that John Booth guy came to get his leg fixed.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | September 21, 2024 3:43 AM |
I'm Baltimore. I make Philadelphia look like Paris.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | September 21, 2024 3:49 AM |
What's your name, r108?
by Anonymous | reply 110 | September 21, 2024 3:50 AM |
R109 😆 😂
by Anonymous | reply 111 | September 21, 2024 3:55 AM |
MARYland
by Anonymous | reply 112 | September 21, 2024 3:57 AM |
I'm hot former Baltimore Mayor and Maryland Governor Martin O'Malley!
by Anonymous | reply 113 | September 21, 2024 4:08 AM |
I'm the WASPs
by Anonymous | reply 114 | September 21, 2024 5:30 AM |
I'm the hundreds of eighteenth century homes which were NOT destroyed during the Civil War, and showing that the antebellum South was uglier than you ever thought it was.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | September 21, 2024 9:22 AM |
I’m UTZ potato chips.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | September 21, 2024 10:28 AM |
I’m Mumbo sauce.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | September 21, 2024 10:28 AM |
I’m Chris Webber smocking crack in Hyattsville.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | September 21, 2024 10:29 AM |
I'm Montgomery County. Where is this "Baltimore" that you speak of?
Also, over 1 million people now live inside me, and most of them are driving up Georgia Avenue right now. I'm too damn crowded!
by Anonymous | reply 119 | September 21, 2024 10:33 AM |
I'm Rockville Pike, and most of those 1 million who aren't on Georgia Ave are driving on me.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | September 21, 2024 10:42 AM |
I'm the ghettoes of Silver Spring.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | September 21, 2024 11:01 AM |
I'm Ocean City. They all to profess to hate me, but here they are again.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | September 21, 2024 11:19 AM |
I'm St. John College. How can we run a Great Books program when nobody reads?
by Anonymous | reply 123 | September 21, 2024 11:20 AM |
I’m that ugly flag. You are NOT South Carolina!
by Anonymous | reply 124 | September 21, 2024 2:53 PM |
I'm the country manors
by Anonymous | reply 125 | September 21, 2024 3:27 PM |
I like their flag, it's different but pretty!!
I love midshipmen from the Naval Academy.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | September 21, 2024 3:45 PM |
I’m them bitches of Real Housewives of Potomac being well….bitches.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | September 21, 2024 3:45 PM |
I am Redskin stadium. I will never not call them Redskins because Native Americans do not care, only rich white hippies do.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | September 21, 2024 3:50 PM |
Why would anyone hate Ocean City Maryland? Love dat place!!
The beach, ocean, watching the surfers put on their wetsuits across the street from your rented home
Picking up drunken college guys-hot Daddies on the boardwalk7 violating them underneath it.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | September 21, 2024 3:52 PM |
^^^ That's for R122^^^^
by Anonymous | reply 130 | September 21, 2024 3:54 PM |
R29, I was at the Tiki Bar in Solomons 2 weeks ago.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | September 21, 2024 3:57 PM |
I'm muskrat! Old timers on the Eastern Shore would trap and eat me!
by Anonymous | reply 132 | September 21, 2024 3:58 PM |
I'm Virginia, wishing I had grabbed all the eastern short before those Catholics showed up!
by Anonymous | reply 133 | September 21, 2024 4:24 PM |
I'm watermen! (Pronounced 'wootermen')
by Anonymous | reply 134 | September 21, 2024 5:48 PM |
I’m the empty and abandoned tobacco barns in SoMD.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | September 21, 2024 6:34 PM |
I’m Harriet Tubman being BRAT.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | September 21, 2024 6:35 PM |
My flagship University attracts gorgeous guidos and Jewish students from New York and New Jersey. Most pubes per capita than most other flagships around the country. I've seen lots of them.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | September 21, 2024 6:51 PM |
I’m the local crabs in the above referenced pubes.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | September 21, 2024 7:02 PM |
I'm the Cambridge riots of 1967!
For all of the people that think Maryland is a liberal paradise, you should read up on me. Some really racist shit went down there.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | September 21, 2024 7:14 PM |
R139 Maryland is often though of as the start of the north but we must remember it was a slave state who joined stayed with the Union as a slave state because Lincoln couldn’t risk it deferring to the Confederacy until the war was won.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | September 21, 2024 7:18 PM |
Thought* of
by Anonymous | reply 141 | September 21, 2024 7:37 PM |
R129, when people think of Ocean City, they usually think of the lower end of town, below about 15th street, which is honky-tonk and filled with fairly trashy people all summer. That’s the town’s reputation, and it’s hard to overcome.
The rest of OC is just a summer resort like any other. There are some very nice condominiums and townhouses with great views. However, it is completely developed, from the inlet to the Delaware line and from the ocean to the bay, and it’s a big place, so it’s overwhelmingly crowded in-season.
The biggest factor is that Rehoboth and Bethany have always been the preferred beach resorts of the DC upper-middle-class, leaving OC for the lower middle class of DC and Baltimore working class. People always look down most severely on the class just below them, and the DC upper-middle class has a loud voice in the media for obvious reasons.
P.S. In Maryland it’s “the beach”, not “the shore”, as it is in Philly, but your support for OC is appreciated.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | September 21, 2024 7:44 PM |
[quote]Maryland is often though of as the start of the north but we must remember it was a slave state who joined stayed with the Union as a slave state because Lincoln couldn’t risk it deferring to the Confederacy until the war was won.
The Mason-Dixon Line is the border between MD and PA, so MD is south of the Mason-Dixon Line.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | September 21, 2024 10:33 PM |
^^ It's also the border between Maryland and Delaware.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | September 21, 2024 10:52 PM |
I'm the Underground Railroad, started by that badass black laydee Harriet Tubman!
by Anonymous | reply 145 | September 21, 2024 10:58 PM |
Im the jealous uptight yuppie Virginian who's always criticizing MD drivers
by Anonymous | reply 146 | September 21, 2024 11:08 PM |
[quote]Im the jealous uptight yuppie Virginian who's always criticizing MD drivers
Cause you all suck and shouldn't be allowed to drive or, at the very least, banned from the roads of our beautiful Commonwealth.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | September 21, 2024 11:59 PM |
We're all the old rusting cars on the road that you'd never see in Virginia because they have yearly state inspections.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | September 22, 2024 1:02 AM |
I’m Havre de Grace.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | September 22, 2024 2:35 AM |
R149 I'm living there now! Hello!
by Anonymous | reply 150 | September 22, 2024 3:18 AM |
I've never been but once had the opportunity to visit the Antietam Battlefield. I declined, if anywhere is haunted it must be there.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | September 22, 2024 3:54 AM |
I'm Frederick, the past but with working class vibes
I'm Columbia, the future but with NSA vibes
by Anonymous | reply 152 | September 22, 2024 4:33 PM |
Doughoregan Manor. Still owned by the Carroll family.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | September 22, 2024 4:38 PM |
R152 That’s actually quite spot on.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | September 22, 2024 5:23 PM |
The person who thinks Lincoln was assassinated un Maryland is perhaps confusing it with the home in which the conspirators planned the assassination which is, I believe, in Clinton MD.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | September 22, 2024 7:28 PM |
In, not "un."
by Anonymous | reply 156 | September 22, 2024 7:29 PM |
I'm all of the Maryland license plates spotted in Northern Virginia.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | September 22, 2024 7:31 PM |
I'm the Southern Maryland accent.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | September 22, 2024 7:34 PM |
I'm the liquor stores featuring neon signs.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | September 22, 2024 7:35 PM |
I’m the Jewish presence which dates to the 17th century.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | September 22, 2024 8:15 PM |
I'm a typical Bawlmor Hon!
by Anonymous | reply 161 | September 22, 2024 8:17 PM |
R155 That’s exactly what I am thinking about because it is up the street from my very very very close relatives.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | September 22, 2024 8:18 PM |
I'm the East Coast, Mid-Atlantic, Southern(ish) hybrid nature of my being.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | September 22, 2024 8:22 PM |
I’m a typical Bawlmor hoe!
by Anonymous | reply 164 | September 22, 2024 8:22 PM |
I'm the pretty great location.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | September 22, 2024 8:23 PM |
I'm my small border with West Virginia, a state many people don't realize goes that far east.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | September 22, 2024 8:25 PM |
Well, WV used to be part of VA. What many people don't realize is that WV borders PA too.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | September 22, 2024 8:30 PM |
I'm Phillips Seafood restaurants.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | September 22, 2024 8:31 PM |
I’m Crisfields.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | September 22, 2024 8:38 PM |
I'm Eat Bertha's Mussels!
by Anonymous | reply 170 | September 22, 2024 8:40 PM |
I'm PG County black dick.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | September 22, 2024 8:41 PM |
I’m that loon who had been impersonating a cop and US Marshall for years before getting caught lol.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | September 22, 2024 8:47 PM |
I’m a Chesatini, vodka with a splash of crab juice.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | September 22, 2024 8:48 PM |
I'm the infamous Block in Baltimore. The place with strip joints and hookers, for those of you too young to remember.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | September 22, 2024 8:49 PM |
I'm Old Bay seasoning
by Anonymous | reply 175 | September 22, 2024 8:57 PM |
But you can't be Old Bay, r175. You can't be! R44 is Old Bay.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | September 22, 2024 8:59 PM |
I'm gay old Bob Bauman!
(I had no idea he was still alive until I looked him up).
by Anonymous | reply 177 | September 22, 2024 9:13 PM |
I'm the highly Predominantly Progressive, Diverse, Highly educated, Culturally accepting and mostly open-minded population.
Damn straight we will vote Harris/Walz in November!
by Anonymous | reply 178 | September 22, 2024 9:19 PM |
I'm pit beef, for fuck's sake.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | September 22, 2024 9:27 PM |
I’m the “In this house we believe…” lawn signs all over Takoma Park.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | September 22, 2024 9:33 PM |
I'm Bull on the Beach R179, OC's finest pit beef!
by Anonymous | reply 181 | September 22, 2024 10:23 PM |
I’m the Mason-Dixon Line.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | September 22, 2024 10:48 PM |
R182 Look at that stud move. He can really dance.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | September 22, 2024 10:49 PM |
But you can't be the Mason-Dixon Line, R184. You can't be! R44 is the Mason-Dixon Line.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | September 22, 2024 10:50 PM |
I’m Detective Pembleton.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | September 22, 2024 10:58 PM |
R184 I bet he throws a mean fuck too.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | September 22, 2024 11:06 PM |
I’m the Boondocks.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | September 22, 2024 11:08 PM |
I'm Michael Phelps, the best Olympian ever. I used to be cool and sexy but after dating that Tranny, I got married, became super depressed, got weird, and grew a man bun.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | September 22, 2024 11:29 PM |
R182 Is Steny Hoyer that old white guy next to Wes? I give him points for trying. 😁
by Anonymous | reply 191 | September 22, 2024 11:35 PM |
I'm John's Hopkins. I'll cut a bitch open and sew her back up!
by Anonymous | reply 192 | September 22, 2024 11:37 PM |
But you can't be Johns Hopkins, R192. You can't be! R96 is Johns Hopkins (no apostrophe). (Unless you're the hospital, and R96 is solely the university.)
by Anonymous | reply 193 | September 22, 2024 11:41 PM |
It is R191. I hope that I can move like that when I’m 85.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | September 22, 2024 11:44 PM |
I'm opera singer Lily Pons. They named a town in Frederick Co. after me.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | September 22, 2024 11:48 PM |
I spent 19 seasons with the Baltimore Orioles.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | September 22, 2024 11:57 PM |
I'm Hovermale's Frozen Custard on Livingston Road in Fort Washington. I only take cash and I am closed from October thru May.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | September 23, 2024 1:03 AM |
I am some of the last great waterfront east coast property available for a reasonable price. Shhhh!
by Anonymous | reply 199 | September 23, 2024 1:06 AM |
I'm Dr. Robert Gallo
by Anonymous | reply 200 | September 23, 2024 1:23 AM |
I’m Bethesda. My culture will inspire Melrose Place.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | September 23, 2024 2:29 AM |
I'm the flagship state university standing in for Georgetown in St. Elmos Fire.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | September 23, 2024 2:38 AM |
[quote] I'm the flagship state university standing in for Georgetown in St. Elmos Fire.
It attracts gorgeous guidos and Jewish students from New York and New Jersey.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | September 23, 2024 2:41 AM |
I’m Maryland Live casino. So many hot DL guys after a few drinks.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | September 23, 2024 2:49 AM |
Were the shofft shhellfishh!!
by Anonymous | reply 205 | September 23, 2024 2:51 AM |
^”We’re…”
by Anonymous | reply 206 | September 23, 2024 2:52 AM |
I'm the charm and elegance.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | September 23, 2024 2:53 AM |
I'm Trump supporters thinking I am part of New England
by Anonymous | reply 208 | September 23, 2024 2:54 AM |
I'm soft crabs! You bitches love me fried with white bread and tartar sauce!
by Anonymous | reply 209 | September 23, 2024 2:55 AM |
I’m Elkton, couples visit me to elope.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | September 23, 2024 3:00 AM |
I’m chicken
by Anonymous | reply 211 | September 23, 2024 3:08 AM |
R71
Lincoln was assassinated in the District of Columbia.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | September 23, 2024 3:45 AM |
R212 I know. I was thinking about some other historical site related to back then.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | September 23, 2024 3:47 AM |
[quote]I spent 19 seasons with the Baltimore Orioles.
Coincidentally, I spent 19 seasons at the Baltimore gloryholes.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | September 23, 2024 4:10 AM |
I'm Luois Rukeyser, whose Wall Street Week gave big business a respectability it did not deserve.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | September 23, 2024 4:17 AM |
I'm "ou".
by Anonymous | reply 216 | September 23, 2024 4:18 AM |
I am my pretentious college professor who called it "Mary-Land"
by Anonymous | reply 217 | September 23, 2024 4:20 AM |
I’m Brenda from Scary Movie whose character embodied the DC, south Maryland ghetto accent.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | September 23, 2024 4:21 AM |
I'm the too-true to be good movie 'Accidental Tourist"
by Anonymous | reply 219 | September 23, 2024 4:22 AM |
Brady Anderson of the Baltimore Orioles great big phat ass!
by Anonymous | reply 220 | September 23, 2024 4:24 AM |
Sexy hot Jockey underwear spokesman Jim Palmer!!
by Anonymous | reply 221 | September 23, 2024 4:28 AM |
I'm the TV series, which had absolutely nothing to do with the state.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | September 23, 2024 4:31 AM |
I’m the Catholic altar boy upbringing of Thomas Roberts.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | September 23, 2024 4:33 AM |
No, this colony was not named after my heretic sister, unlike the more beautiful and charming colony, Virginia, named after me.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | September 23, 2024 4:41 AM |
I'm Black and Decker, the first time since Clipper Ships that Baltimore was associated with Quality.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | September 23, 2024 4:53 AM |
I'm Cal Ripken---glory hole queen name.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | September 23, 2024 6:50 AM |
I’m the 400 pound woman in leopard stretch pants.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | September 23, 2024 6:56 AM |
^ We're getting a little afar field here.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | September 23, 2024 6:58 AM |
I'm the discarded wig on the side of the road.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | September 23, 2024 7:51 AM |
I am the Mason-Dixon Line and they are below it.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | September 23, 2024 8:08 AM |
I'm BWI Airport!
by Anonymous | reply 231 | September 23, 2024 9:32 AM |
[quote]Brady Anderson of the Baltimore Orioles great big phat ass!
Mine is bigger.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | September 23, 2024 12:56 PM |
I'm Camden Yards. A definite thing if you're a sports venue geek, but otherwise just another baseball stadium.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | September 23, 2024 3:49 PM |
I'm Rockville Town Centre, where airplanes on their way to DCA make a hard left turn before crossing the Potomac to land in Virginia.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | September 23, 2024 4:14 PM |
I'm Nicholson Lane in Rockville (N. Bethesda?), home of lots of Asian restaurants.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | September 23, 2024 4:23 PM |
Im a New York blue crab being sold at Maryland crab shacks. Hi!
I’m here because of dead zones in the bay. They are caused by agricultural runoff. There are fertilizers in the runoff, of course, and they also cause marine plants to grow. The blooms of these suck all the oxygen out of the area.
These dead zones kill huge numbers of blue crabs. So the Maryland crab shacks have to buy me and my brothers and sisters from the Hudson River. They sell us to customers who think they’re getting blue crabs out of the bay.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | September 23, 2024 4:26 PM |
I'm the very busy state flag with highly contrasting panels.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | September 23, 2024 4:27 PM |
I'm Blaze Starr, famed burlesque performer on the Block.
My dad got to powder her boobs one time! It was a story my mom always told to needle my dad.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | September 23, 2024 5:41 PM |
I’m a formstone façade on a Baltimore row house.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | September 23, 2024 8:42 PM |
I'm the Preakness!
by Anonymous | reply 240 | September 23, 2024 8:44 PM |
I'm The Penthouse Club, which used to be The Atlantis, a gay strip club. Pecker was filmed here. When you went outside, you'd get heckled and cat called by the inmates in the nearby detention facility. It was kind of hot.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | September 23, 2024 11:21 PM |
I'm Polock Johnnie's! What DLer wouldn't want one of my sausages?
by Anonymous | reply 243 | September 23, 2024 11:54 PM |
I’m the North American Deer creepin up on you when it still is dark in the morning.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | September 24, 2024 4:32 AM |
I'm R242. I have a vivid imagination. Vivid and completely implausible.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | September 24, 2024 5:01 AM |
^Actually, Atlantis was right next to the jail. Scores initially took over the building.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | September 24, 2024 5:04 AM |
I’m the best regiment in the continental army during the revolution, the First Maryland Regiment. I defeated an attack by the British 2nd Guards Regiment.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | September 24, 2024 5:05 AM |
Well, r245, all I know is that I was in the parking getting whistled at by guys looking out of windows that had bars on them.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | September 24, 2024 5:07 AM |
R248 Are the guys behind bars whistling at you now, dear? Can you still hear them?
by Anonymous | reply 249 | September 24, 2024 5:19 AM |
R249 what in the ghetto Silence of the Lambs hell?
by Anonymous | reply 250 | September 24, 2024 5:45 AM |
Not that you're worth the time, dear r249, but The Penthouse is across the street from the Chesapeake Detention Facility. You're an idiot.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | September 24, 2024 6:26 AM |
Dear R251, If you need to cling to the fantasy that prisoners could see you from a block away, at night, and catcall you, personally, thats cool. Freak.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | September 24, 2024 6:37 AM |
I'm the Inner Harbor, a giant tourist trap!
by Anonymous | reply 253 | September 24, 2024 9:04 AM |
As a native Marylander, allow me:
I’m the high school classmates who never leave, marry other loser high school classmates, get covered in tacky tattoos, end up in some low end job, and spend summer vacation at Ocean City.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | September 24, 2024 9:13 AM |
I'm the Homicide hotel, where all seven seasons of[italic] Homicide: Life on the Street[/italic] were shot from 1993-1999.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | September 24, 2024 1:52 PM |
I'm the lack of deodorant use statewide.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | September 24, 2024 2:13 PM |
I am the NIH, the terror of all US academics.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | September 24, 2024 2:34 PM |
I'm impure thoughts about Brady Anderson's ass.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | September 24, 2024 2:39 PM |
Did John Waters end Baltimore's reputation for class?
by Anonymous | reply 259 | September 24, 2024 3:42 PM |
Did Baltimore have class R259? I believe John Walters gave Baltimore style& gay icon status.
Brady had a great ass, the rest of him was pretty nice too!!
by Anonymous | reply 260 | September 24, 2024 4:23 PM |
Let’s be Maryland Monroe
by Anonymous | reply 261 | September 24, 2024 4:26 PM |
I’m the lifestyles of the rich and famous
by Anonymous | reply 262 | September 24, 2024 5:32 PM |
I'm Kunta Kinte and the overwhelming sense of oppression that hangs over Annapolis Harbor.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | September 24, 2024 6:08 PM |
I'm the Colts, packing up and slinking out of town in the middle of the night.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | September 24, 2024 6:54 PM |
[quote]Let’s be Maryland Monroe
If you can be Maryland Monroe, I want to be a Lady Baltimore Cake.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | September 24, 2024 8:12 PM |
I’m Meg Ryan in Sleepless in Seattle.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | September 24, 2024 8:18 PM |
I'm the Black-eyed Susan. The official state flower and the official drink of the Preakness Stakes.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | September 25, 2024 12:32 AM |
I am the weird shape of the state that makes no sense.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | September 25, 2024 12:42 AM |
I am West Virginia trying to pinch off West Maryland.
by Anonymous | reply 269 | September 25, 2024 12:43 AM |
R289 East Maryland wants you to take it, too!
by Anonymous | reply 270 | September 25, 2024 3:17 AM |
Is West Maryland very Pennsyltucky, R270?
by Anonymous | reply 271 | September 25, 2024 3:19 AM |
I'm the greased pole that hundreds of plebes try to climb.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | September 25, 2024 3:23 AM |
I'm five times the size of Delaware and more classy.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | September 25, 2024 3:26 AM |
I’m the worthless hoodlums in Baltimore
by Anonymous | reply 274 | September 25, 2024 3:41 AM |
Plebs.
by Anonymous | reply 275 | September 25, 2024 3:42 AM |
I'm Rosie O'Honnell playing Meg Ryan's boss
by Anonymous | reply 276 | September 25, 2024 4:25 AM |
R274 Are you referring to the murderous squeegee "kids"? Yes, terrifying. Avoid at all costs.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | September 25, 2024 1:09 PM |
I’m Hosie O’Honnell, still blushing ☺️ at the mention of Tammy
by Anonymous | reply 278 | September 25, 2024 1:58 PM |
Is Frederick considered West Maryland? I spent a few summers there as that’s where my cousin and her parents lived.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | September 25, 2024 4:15 PM |
I'm Dundalk!
by Anonymous | reply 280 | September 25, 2024 6:20 PM |
I’m the Nigerians who have taken over PG Plaza.
by Anonymous | reply 282 | September 26, 2024 6:03 PM |
Im Rock Creek Park, a beautiful natural park.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | September 26, 2024 7:14 PM |
You wanted to use a different version of the word Nigerians, R282.
by Anonymous | reply 284 | September 26, 2024 7:36 PM |
I'm the state's understated affluence.
by Anonymous | reply 285 | September 26, 2024 7:39 PM |
R284 No I’m black. I’m talking Nigerian-Americans. They pretty much have taken over Hyattsville, the city where that mall is located, as a whole.
by Anonymous | reply 286 | September 26, 2024 7:42 PM |
I’m parts of Western Maryland which if you get lost you’d think you ended up on the set of Deliverance.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | September 26, 2024 7:43 PM |
[quote] I’m black
Sure, Jan
by Anonymous | reply 288 | September 26, 2024 7:45 PM |
I'm the namesake ex-Republic (1854-1857) and current County of Liberia (1857-present).
by Anonymous | reply 289 | September 26, 2024 7:45 PM |
I’m the loud blaring go go music coming from Cadillac Escalades when you drive around Forestville or Capitol Heights.
by Anonymous | reply 290 | September 26, 2024 7:49 PM |
I'm Perdue Chicken! And deceased owner Frank Perdue also was the first successful chicken-human hybrid!
by Anonymous | reply 291 | September 27, 2024 12:10 AM |
R291 I thought I smelled you from route 50.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | September 27, 2024 2:34 AM |
On the way to Ocean City bitch at R292! Stopping in Salisbury for some Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips and a stop at Ames in Berlin.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | September 27, 2024 3:12 AM |
I’m all the drunken UMD kids on the mafuckin metro after having spent a night bar hopping in Adams Morgan.
by Anonymous | reply 294 | September 28, 2024 4:04 AM |
I’m the syringes and chicken wings strewn about the sidewalks. I’m also Edgar Allen Poe’s gravesite.
by Anonymous | reply 295 | September 28, 2024 4:07 AM |
I'm the city of Baltimore's interesting Catholic history!
by Anonymous | reply 296 | September 28, 2024 4:31 AM |
I am Pennsylvania. I am a but resentful because Maryland is even trashier than I am and Baltimore has fallen deeper then Philly.
by Anonymous | reply 297 | September 29, 2024 12:33 AM |
R297 Maryland is not trashier as whole than Pennsylvania.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | September 29, 2024 12:58 AM |
Maryland is like a less densely populated New Jersey—culturally, economically, educationally.
by Anonymous | reply 299 | September 29, 2024 1:00 AM |
Pennsylvania at R297 briefly forgot the "worst of the deep south-like" region of the state in between Pittsburgh and Philadelphia that is far trashier than the trashiest areas of Maryland. You know, the areas that make good 'ol Pennsylvania a "swing state" in presidential elections.
by Anonymous | reply 300 | September 29, 2024 1:19 AM |
R299 Maryland has far fewer trashy Italians than New Jersey. New Jersey had so many Italian immigrants that they literally brought corruption with them from Italy and reshaped the state into the cesspool that it is today. If you encounter a municipal court judge with an Italian surname you can bet you’re gonna get taken for a ride.
by Anonymous | reply 301 | September 29, 2024 2:10 AM |
I'm special because I hvae jousting and fox hunting and lacrosse is played at the highest levels!
by Anonymous | reply 302 | September 29, 2024 11:02 AM |
Girls, girls, can we all agree that Baltimore is more depressing than Philly?
by Anonymous | reply 303 | September 29, 2024 1:49 PM |
^I live in Baltimore you bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 304 | September 29, 2024 2:20 PM |
Pennsylvania at R297 here. If you want to know what trashy and depressing is take a weekend at the Pocanoe Pines.
by Anonymous | reply 305 | September 29, 2024 2:59 PM |
I’m telling some white person in college Im originally from DC/Southern Maryland and they automatically ask me if my life was like The Wire 😂.
by Anonymous | reply 307 | September 29, 2024 7:28 PM |
Teacake, you’re from Southern Maryland? Where from? PG County? Charles County? I’m from Montgomery County originally.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | September 29, 2024 7:48 PM |
I grew up NW DC but obviously interacted a lot with the counties growing up and have mad family there mainly in PG.
by Anonymous | reply 309 | September 29, 2024 7:50 PM |
I'm Maryland's blue laws (which are long gone). No hooch sold on Sundays!
by Anonymous | reply 310 | September 29, 2024 8:07 PM |
I like and agree with the comparison r299 makes. I’ve lived in both places. Baltimore is to Washington DC what Newark is to NYC.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | September 29, 2024 9:18 PM |
R311 By comparing Baltimore to Newark, are you referring to the fact that it smells awful and is full of working class trash?
by Anonymous | reply 312 | September 29, 2024 9:23 PM |
R312 you are such a reductionist. He is comparing them as densely populated cities with high crime that have a few ritzy areas surrounded by more affluent suburbs and also close to an immensely more economically abundant bigger city.
by Anonymous | reply 313 | September 29, 2024 9:31 PM |
[quote]Teacake, you’re from Southern Maryland? Where from? PG County? Charles County? I’m from Montgomery County originally.
Southern MD is St. Mary's County or Calvert County, not PG county!
I like MD - it's got mountains, a shoreline, cities and rural areas. It's known for blue politics, but there are very red pockets of MD (like Southern MD) who seethe in anger because they're overruled by the MD blue majority. The taxes are high, but the infrastructure is largely good (except when someone comes along and knocks down a bridge) and it has some of the best schools in the country.
by Anonymous | reply 314 | September 29, 2024 10:36 PM |
R314 I thought southern Maryland was everything south of Baltimore starting with Laurel which then turns into PG county and then all the counties south of PG. Montgomery country is also considered because it’s adjacent to DC and PG.
by Anonymous | reply 315 | September 29, 2024 10:43 PM |
Montgomery county* not country.
by Anonymous | reply 316 | September 29, 2024 10:44 PM |
Western Maryland is basically West Virginia and the Eastern Shore is basically the deep south.
My town had a black side and a white side before desegregation and Civil Rights laws passed (which still lingered into the 70s and 80s).
by Anonymous | reply 317 | September 29, 2024 10:51 PM |
R314 According to Wikipedia you are essentially right but also includes areas of southern PG like Ft. Washington and Clinton. Mo county is not considered— again according to Wikipedia.
by Anonymous | reply 318 | September 29, 2024 10:54 PM |
I'm the state with the most places named "Chevy Chase."
There's Chevy Chase, Chevy Chase View, Chevy Chase Village, Chevy Chase Section Three, Chevy Chase Section Five and North Chevy Chase.
by Anonymous | reply 319 | September 29, 2024 11:02 PM |
The area south of Baltimore and above PG County is not considered Southern Maryland.
by Anonymous | reply 320 | September 30, 2024 12:31 AM |
"I'm the state with the most places named "Chevy Chase."
Gurl, you SO remind me of me and my Grosse Pointes.
by Anonymous | reply 321 | September 30, 2024 12:54 AM |
I’m the Maryland Area Rail Commuter. But please, call me Marc. All my friends do!
by Anonymous | reply 322 | September 30, 2024 1:34 AM |
I'm that crazy no-holds-barred shape on the map.
by Anonymous | reply 323 | September 30, 2024 1:36 AM |
I’m the fitting name because I’m one of the more gayer states in the country.
by Anonymous | reply 324 | September 30, 2024 1:43 AM |
[quote]I’m one of the more gayer states
Oh, dear!
by Anonymous | reply 325 | September 30, 2024 1:49 AM |
[quote]"I'm the state with the most places named "Chevy Chase."
[quote]Gurl, you SO remind me of me and my Grosse Pointes.
And you remind me of my Peachtrees!
by Anonymous | reply 326 | September 30, 2024 3:56 AM |
[quote]Western Maryland is basically West Virginia and the Eastern Shore is basically the deep south.
In short, thank goodness for the sprawling DC suburbs in Maryland along with Baltimore's metropolitan area. Without them, the U.S. might have another West Virginia or Deep South-like state that the country doesn't need. The ones we already have are more than enough.
by Anonymous | reply 327 | September 30, 2024 4:58 AM |
Cadinals are the state bird of seven states, so crush all competition. Bonus: they are immune to West Nile Virus
by Anonymous | reply 328 | September 30, 2024 5:57 AM |
I’m the future bitches. Non white majority.
by Anonymous | reply 329 | September 30, 2024 6:04 AM |
I'm Veirs Mill
by Anonymous | reply 330 | September 30, 2024 6:12 AM |
I’m Vera Miles.
by Anonymous | reply 331 | September 30, 2024 6:55 AM |
The Road or the Village, R330?
by Anonymous | reply 332 | September 30, 2024 6:59 AM |
I’m the sad people who never leave Maryland.
by Anonymous | reply 333 | September 30, 2024 7:02 AM |
I'm the Belvedere Hotel
by Anonymous | reply 334 | September 30, 2024 7:36 AM |
I’m Landon, the private boys school that turned a blind eye to a youngish female teacher giving the older boys Bjs.
by Anonymous | reply 335 | September 30, 2024 4:44 PM |
I'm Murray's Steaks. I sold the best cheese-stuffed hashbrowns.
by Anonymous | reply 336 | September 30, 2024 5:53 PM |
I’m a terrapin. I am safe for human consumption.
by Anonymous | reply 337 | September 30, 2024 6:04 PM |
"You gonna get got"!
by Anonymous | reply 338 | September 30, 2024 8:34 PM |
I’m Shoppers Food Warehouse.
by Anonymous | reply 339 | October 1, 2024 1:11 AM |
Heh, heh, R332--I'm the ghost of the Sidney Lust adult theatre in the Veirs Mill shopping center.
by Anonymous | reply 340 | October 1, 2024 1:20 AM |
I’m “I stay in Merlin.”
by Anonymous | reply 341 | October 1, 2024 1:20 AM |
Or more accurately , “I stay at Largo, Merlin”
by Anonymous | reply 342 | October 1, 2024 1:22 AM |
You’ll always get your way at Ourisman Chevrolet.
by Anonymous | reply 343 | October 1, 2024 1:30 AM |
I’m Faidley’s Seafood in Lexington Market in “B’More”. I have some of the best crab cakes on the eastern seaboard.
by Anonymous | reply 344 | October 1, 2024 2:11 AM |
I’m the fact that this thread cannot reach 600 comments 😔.
by Anonymous | reply 345 | October 1, 2024 5:35 AM |
To R345, Why OP Why!! It's Maryland, they filmed The Wire there. The rioters destroyed Baltimore over a dead junkie. Do it for freddie.
It must be done!!
by Anonymous | reply 346 | October 1, 2024 5:51 AM |
R346 You didn’t take your meds today?
by Anonymous | reply 347 | October 1, 2024 5:59 AM |
To R346, I'm taking them right now...."LEMON DROPS" in a big Martini glass.
by Anonymous | reply 348 | October 1, 2024 6:05 AM |
I am the amazement that a topic as bland as Maryland got so many responses. DL must be crawling with Beltway Queens.
by Anonymous | reply 349 | October 1, 2024 12:43 PM |
I'm the B-W Parkway.
by Anonymous | reply 350 | October 1, 2024 3:41 PM |
R350 I’m the DC end route on New York Avenue. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife after dark. Don’t get gas there white people.
by Anonymous | reply 351 | October 1, 2024 5:17 PM |
R349 Most of Maryland is far from bland and my parents are New Yorkers and I spent my teenage years in New York so I know the excitement of a big city.
by Anonymous | reply 352 | October 1, 2024 5:24 PM |
I’m the pain and sadness of Marylanders who know they’ll never make it out to a better place like R353.
by Anonymous | reply 353 | October 1, 2024 7:04 PM |
R353 you telling on your mafuckin self.
by Anonymous | reply 354 | October 1, 2024 7:07 PM |
"I am the amazement that a topic as bland as Maryland got so many responses. DL must be crawling with Beltway Queens. "
I'm the amazement that a person could be so bland as to post that they're amazed that a topic is bland - without offering anything better of course.
by Anonymous | reply 355 | October 1, 2024 7:37 PM |
I'm Salibury and I never heard of three-quarters of the claims on this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 356 | October 2, 2024 5:39 AM |
R356 lol That’s cause the Eastern shore is South Carolina wedged in between Maryland and Virginia lol.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | October 2, 2024 5:47 AM |
Even back in the seighties you could get a rowhouse in Baltimore for $1`
by Anonymous | reply 358 | October 2, 2024 5:50 AM |
I've lived in MD for many years and while I like it, it seems like a place you go through to get some place else. It doesn't feel like my home, even though it's been my home for many years. I think it's likely because the area is so transitional with people coming & going due to the government/military, you step outside the metro areas & it's like Children of the Corn Meets MAGA and Baltimore (though it does have world class hospitals & some quirky neighborhoods) is like Urban Blight - The Gold Star Edition. MD's big claim to fame is crabs, but is dangerous to eat anything out of the bay these days.
by Anonymous | reply 359 | October 2, 2024 12:54 PM |
Once more in English this time, R358?
by Anonymous | reply 360 | October 2, 2024 5:00 PM |
I'm Indonesian crab meat sold at the Annapolis Giant! (Because the bay is essentially a giant toilet bowl and the crabs are declining)
by Anonymous | reply 361 | October 2, 2024 5:03 PM |
I’m Chesapeake Bay Seafood House from the 80s.
by Anonymous | reply 362 | October 2, 2024 5:07 PM |
I'm the horshoe crab! Even though I'm ugly, I deserve love too!
by Anonymous | reply 363 | October 2, 2024 5:10 PM |
I'm the ugly ass license plate.
by Anonymous | reply 364 | October 2, 2024 5:25 PM |
I'm Delaware, R363. Gimme back my (horseshoe) crabs!
by Anonymous | reply 365 | October 3, 2024 1:32 AM |
My dad took us to Slaughter Beach Delaware one time R365. Someone was trying to sucker him into buying land there. It's basically a horshoe crab graveyard. The smell was horrendous and thousands of dead horseshoe crabs. We turned around and left after five minutes!
by Anonymous | reply 366 | October 3, 2024 1:47 AM |
[quote]The smell was horrendous
Funny -- I didn't notice.
by Anonymous | reply 367 | October 3, 2024 2:32 AM |
R142: Rehoboth is hardly upper middle class. Bethany is a little more upscale than Rehoboth but neither is anything like Cape May, which draws more from Philadelphia.
R351 hasn't been down NY Avenue in 20 years.
by Anonymous | reply 368 | October 3, 2024 2:44 AM |
They have a nice view of Harper's Ferry
by Anonymous | reply 369 | October 3, 2024 2:49 AM |
It gives foreign leaders confidence in American incompetence when they are housed in shabby Camp David.
by Anonymous | reply 370 | October 3, 2024 2:54 AM |
Controlled Demolitions is based in Maryland
by Anonymous | reply 371 | October 3, 2024 2:54 AM |
I like saying Havre de Grace. So class!
by Anonymous | reply 372 | October 4, 2024 4:00 AM |
R368 New York Avenue is huge. I’m talking bout right there when you first get off BWP. It is grimme as fuck at night. You ever been inside that 24/7 McDonalds? Lawd. Even right there by Gallaudet University. Things may have change in the past 10 years I guess.
by Anonymous | reply 373 | October 4, 2024 7:49 PM |
I mean it’s not crazy crazy because there is a precinct nearby but there are some characters for sure. Think crackheads meets The Walking Dead.
by Anonymous | reply 374 | October 4, 2024 7:52 PM |
I’m the smart native Marylanders who leave.
by Anonymous | reply 375 | October 4, 2024 8:24 PM |
R373 et al, Galluadet is in DC and so is the McDonald's.
by Anonymous | reply 376 | October 4, 2024 8:59 PM |
R376 right. That’s why I said the DC exit of the Baltimore Washington Parkway. That part of Northeast borders Maryland. For those not familiar with the area there is no division like a water or bridge or any official partition that separate most parts of Uptown DC and Maryland. In some parts you can literally walk up the block and then be in Maryland.
by Anonymous | reply 377 | October 4, 2024 9:09 PM |
And this thread is about Maryland, Teacake, not D.C.
by Anonymous | reply 378 | October 5, 2024 2:31 AM |
When I was kid in Maryland (Sassafras River) we’d hear booms and my parents always said it was Aberdeen Proving Ground. Is that possible? Is that the same as Controlled Demolitions mentioned in R371’s post?
by Anonymous | reply 379 | October 6, 2024 3:33 AM |
I'm the big cocks on those Polish dockworkers!
by Anonymous | reply 381 | October 7, 2024 1:56 AM |
I’m Kent Narrows.
by Anonymous | reply 382 | October 7, 2024 2:04 AM |
[quote] I’m Kent Narrows.
News anchor?
by Anonymous | reply 383 | October 7, 2024 2:07 AM |
I'm the Tilghman family.
by Anonymous | reply 384 | October 7, 2024 2:16 AM |
I’m Bulletmore.
by Anonymous | reply 385 | October 7, 2024 1:58 PM |
I’m the perculator.
by Anonymous | reply 386 | October 7, 2024 2:36 PM |
I’m the coworkers who live in Mo County holding they nose up when the company hosts events in PG, which has definitely leveled up in the past 20 years.
by Anonymous | reply 387 | October 7, 2024 2:39 PM |
I'm Natty Boh
by Anonymous | reply 388 | October 7, 2024 3:32 PM |