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Let's Be Maryland

I'm the picturesque Annapolis

by Anonymousreply 388October 7, 2024 2:32 PM

I'm sane Republicans

by Anonymousreply 1September 19, 2024 10:12 PM

I’m the Eastern Shore. Hope you like crabs.

by Anonymousreply 2September 19, 2024 10:16 PM

I put the MAR in Delmarva.

by Anonymousreply 3September 19, 2024 10:17 PM

I'm the Red Line to Shady Grove.

by Anonymousreply 4September 19, 2024 10:17 PM

I'm the white trash, we are forgotten about. Maryland is trying to get West Virginia to take us

by Anonymousreply 5September 19, 2024 10:17 PM

I'm CRABS

by Anonymousreply 6September 19, 2024 10:17 PM

I’m Mary!

by Anonymousreply 7September 19, 2024 10:17 PM

I’m John Waters.

by Anonymousreply 8September 19, 2024 10:19 PM

I’m football and crab cakes.

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by Anonymousreply 9September 19, 2024 10:19 PM

I'm Dame Kevin Spacey, refusing to leave my foreclosed Baltimore home.

by Anonymousreply 10September 19, 2024 10:20 PM

[quote] I'm the Red Line to Shady Grove.

“Red Line to Shady Grove” said in a robotic female voice.

by Anonymousreply 11September 19, 2024 10:20 PM

I’m the parts adjacent to southeast DC. Whew chile the ghetto.

by Anonymousreply 12September 19, 2024 10:21 PM

I’m the rats.

by Anonymousreply 13September 19, 2024 10:23 PM

The Wire

by Anonymousreply 14September 19, 2024 10:26 PM

I'm the smell of gunpowder and despair.

by Anonymousreply 15September 19, 2024 10:29 PM

I'm Brookeville. I was the U.S. capital for a day during the War of 1812.

by Anonymousreply 16September 19, 2024 10:41 PM

I'm the crime.

by Anonymousreply 17September 19, 2024 10:45 PM

I'm Baltimore.

Once I was a quiet and sophisticated city, now I am slumming it among the likes of Detroit, Memphis, and St. Louis

by Anonymousreply 18September 19, 2024 10:51 PM

I'm the waitress taking your order at the library local diner, "So Hon' what'll you have? Want me to fill your coffee first Hon' before you order?"

by Anonymousreply 19September 19, 2024 10:56 PM

I'm Camp David

by Anonymousreply 20September 19, 2024 10:59 PM

I'm the porn shops in between D.C. and Baltimore.

by Anonymousreply 21September 19, 2024 11:05 PM

I’m the serene, quiet Eastern Shore of Maryland on the East side of the Chesapeake Bay - the Hampton of DC. Where the true gay a-listers have summer homes (not that dreadful Rehobeth). Very charming towns like St Michaels and Oxford.

by Anonymousreply 22September 19, 2024 11:09 PM

I'm Vaccaro's Italian Bakery. The Napoleons are fantastic.

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by Anonymousreply 23September 19, 2024 11:10 PM

The Eastern shore is NOT the Hamptons of DC. Girl you tried it.

by Anonymousreply 24September 19, 2024 11:13 PM

We're Dawn, Concetta and Chicklette. We're the baddest bitches in Baltimore, and we WILL cut a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 25September 19, 2024 11:24 PM

You’ve never been to western Maryland r1.

by Anonymousreply 26September 19, 2024 11:30 PM

I’m Fort Washington Murrrland. I’m upper echelon new money black.

by Anonymousreply 27September 19, 2024 11:41 PM

I'm the tasteful state flag.

by Anonymousreply 28September 19, 2024 11:50 PM

I'm the Tiki Bar in Solomon's Island, MD.

by Anonymousreply 29September 19, 2024 11:56 PM

I live in Gaithersburg. Not much fun around here.

by Anonymousreply 30September 19, 2024 11:57 PM

I’m may deeds and womanly words.

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by Anonymousreply 31September 19, 2024 11:58 PM

I’m Dan Bell.

by Anonymousreply 32September 20, 2024 12:00 AM

I am full five the spires of Frederick stand

Limn'd by the hills of Maryland.

by Anonymousreply 33September 20, 2024 12:06 AM

I’m that freak who was stealing women’s draws and other garments at the airport.

by Anonymousreply 34September 20, 2024 12:07 AM

Draws?

by Anonymousreply 35September 20, 2024 12:08 AM

Drawers*

by Anonymousreply 36September 20, 2024 12:15 AM

There were women’s undergarments stored in drawers that were stolen at BWI Airport?

by Anonymousreply 37September 20, 2024 12:19 AM

It's "I'm crabs, hon!" Get it right people. I can tell none of you are natives.

by Anonymousreply 38September 20, 2024 12:21 AM

I am the quiet, beautiful town of Easton

by Anonymousreply 39September 20, 2024 12:36 AM

I'm the mid-Atlantic accent

by Anonymousreply 40September 20, 2024 12:37 AM

R37 where are you from that you’ve never heard anyone say drawers to refer to underwear?

by Anonymousreply 41September 20, 2024 12:39 AM

I’m hot-as-fuck Governor Wes Moore.

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by Anonymousreply 42September 20, 2024 12:43 AM

I'm hot as fuck Larry Hogan

by Anonymousreply 43September 20, 2024 12:44 AM

I'm Old Bay, and the Mason-Dixon Line

by Anonymousreply 44September 20, 2024 12:44 AM

[quote] where are you from that you’ve never heard anyone say drawers to refer to underwear?

Apparently not Maryland.

by Anonymousreply 45September 20, 2024 12:48 AM

I’m the Sassafras River.

by Anonymousreply 46September 20, 2024 12:49 AM

I'm Virginia, we're better. Please stay on your side of the Potomac.

by Anonymousreply 47September 20, 2024 12:52 AM

[quote]There were women’s undergarments stored in drawers that were stolen at BWI Airport?

The incident happened at DCA airport, as well as others at MSP and LAS airports. But apparently the freak lives in Rockville, MD.

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by Anonymousreply 48September 20, 2024 1:30 AM

I 'm. MDOT Transit , even fetuses like to ride our buses!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 49September 20, 2024 2:04 AM

Sane republicans my ass. Hogan said he was voting for Trump.

by Anonymousreply 50September 20, 2024 2:17 AM

I’m Cal Ripkin Jr’s hitting streak

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by Anonymousreply 51September 20, 2024 2:52 AM

[quote] I’m the serene, quiet Eastern Shore of Maryland on the East side of the Chesapeake Bay

Like hell you are!

by Anonymousreply 52September 20, 2024 3:02 AM

Virginia is for lovers. Maryland is where lovers get crabs.

by Anonymousreply 53September 20, 2024 3:07 AM

We're native sons John Wilkes Booth and Spiro Agnew.

by Anonymousreply 54September 20, 2024 3:09 AM

I'm Timmy. I'm a native of Baldamore. Fucking Richmonders laughed at me when I asked them, "Yous guys play Iwce Hawkey?"

by Anonymousreply 55September 20, 2024 3:16 AM

R48. I saw her over the summer in World Market sans make up and jewelry. I looked down did not see an ankle bracelet however .

by Anonymousreply 56September 20, 2024 3:18 AM

I’m Fort McHenry. No one gives a shit.

by Anonymousreply 57September 20, 2024 12:13 PM

I’m Kevin Spacey signing “And I’m telling you I’m not going” in his mansion.

by Anonymousreply 58September 20, 2024 12:15 PM

I'm a populace with crabs.

by Anonymousreply 59September 20, 2024 12:16 PM

I’m the banging ass Nathan franks at Maryland house while heading up 95. One must make a stop here before getting on Jersey Turnpike.

by Anonymousreply 60September 20, 2024 12:19 PM

I'm the leaves in all the beautiful trees, already starting to turn colors.

by Anonymousreply 61September 20, 2024 12:31 PM

I'm Ocean City, the Maryland equivalent of the Jersey Shore.

by Anonymousreply 62September 20, 2024 1:41 PM

R22 Oh dear.

by Anonymousreply 63September 20, 2024 6:22 PM

R22 forgot to mention me! I’m charming! I’m serene!

by Anonymousreply 64September 20, 2024 6:32 PM

I'd rather be Mary!land.

by Anonymousreply 65September 20, 2024 6:50 PM

I am Divine.

Oh! I am Divine!

I AM DIVINE!!!!

/giant lobster rape

by Anonymousreply 66September 20, 2024 6:54 PM

We were Chick and Ruth.

by Anonymousreply 67September 20, 2024 6:55 PM

I’m Jada’s mom turning tricks for dope in 1976.

by Anonymousreply 68September 20, 2024 6:59 PM

To R21, they have porn shop left...are they sleazy good or good-good?

I miss porn shops.

by Anonymousreply 69September 20, 2024 7:05 PM

I’m Ultra Nate, Maryland native and friend of the gays.

by Anonymousreply 70September 20, 2024 7:05 PM

I’m the Lincoln assassination site which is now the home of the richest black county in America.

by Anonymousreply 71September 20, 2024 7:11 PM

R47 I guess you never been to Norfolk and southern VA. It’s like Florida with snowy winters.

by Anonymousreply 72September 20, 2024 7:15 PM

Maryland might actually be the state that is most representative of the country with Virginia a close 2nd. Anyone else agree?

by Anonymousreply 73September 20, 2024 7:18 PM

I'm "Homicide"

by Anonymousreply 74September 20, 2024 7:28 PM

Life on the Streets, r74?

by Anonymousreply 75September 20, 2024 7:29 PM

Yes

by Anonymousreply 76September 20, 2024 7:31 PM

I think a red state would be more representative of this STUPID country, R73.

by Anonymousreply 77September 20, 2024 7:54 PM

[quote]I’m the Lincoln assassination site which is now the home of the richest black county in America.

Lincoln was assassinated in Ford's Theater, which is NOT in Maryland.

by Anonymousreply 78September 20, 2024 7:54 PM

Maryland and Virginia have plenty of red areas. But both will go for Kamala Harris just like they both went for Biden and Obama.

by Anonymousreply 79September 20, 2024 7:59 PM

I'm Maryland Bridges Falling down

Falling down, falling down

Maryland Bridge is falling down

My fair lady

by Anonymousreply 80September 20, 2024 8:03 PM

I'm the No Class State

by Anonymousreply 81September 20, 2024 8:22 PM

I'm a respectable Baltimore matron who saw what must be the filthiest person in the world, a gargantuan female in a disgustingly revealing outfit, scooping up into her hand and eating fresh hot poodle droppings/drippings off the sidewalk, showing her brown teeth and tongue as if to prove her depravity.

I could'a DIED, hon.

by Anonymousreply 82September 20, 2024 8:31 PM

I'm scrapple! You fat Maryland whores won't admit it on DL, but you love to eat me.

by Anonymousreply 83September 20, 2024 11:03 PM

Ewwwwwwww!

by Anonymousreply 84September 20, 2024 11:17 PM

I’m the Catholics.

by Anonymousreply 85September 20, 2024 11:23 PM

R71 Lincoln was assassinated at Fords Theatre in WASHINGTON, D.C. you retard.

by Anonymousreply 86September 20, 2024 11:24 PM

I’m the giant Ferris wheel and the MGM casino at National Harbor, just over the bridge from Virginia.

by Anonymousreply 87September 20, 2024 11:26 PM

I am Maryland's waist, the two mile strip that separates western Maryland from eastern Maryland. I-70 runs right through me. You take a short jog and you can start in West Virginia, go through Maryland, and end in Pennsylvania. Mapmakers make for me far larger than my actual size, otherwise it would look like Maryland was divided in two.

by Anonymousreply 88September 20, 2024 11:27 PM

I’m the beltway. Ten percent of the cars are drag racers with modified mufflers that sound like rockets launching. A few of the cars were just carjacked in Virginia and driven over the state line because police aren’t allowed to chase past the state line.

by Anonymousreply 89September 20, 2024 11:29 PM

I'm Nancy D'allesandro Pelosi! Bow down to the best Speaker of the House, bitches!

by Anonymousreply 90September 20, 2024 11:33 PM

I’m Virginia drivers on the beltway driving like Ms daisy in the passing lane because they so used to that HOV shit.

by Anonymousreply 91September 20, 2024 11:34 PM

R86 is not R78.

by Anonymousreply 92September 20, 2024 11:49 PM

No, R86 is too lazy to read the thread before posting.

by Anonymousreply 93September 21, 2024 12:24 AM

I’m the Braxtons.

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by Anonymousreply 94September 21, 2024 12:44 AM

I’m the Ethiopians who have taken over Silver Spring.

by Anonymousreply 95September 21, 2024 12:47 AM

Not a lot of love for Baltimore. I am the fabulous Walters Art Museum and the world class Johns Hopkins University (and Library).

by Anonymousreply 96September 21, 2024 12:50 AM

Maryland is my home state and I currently live here. You bitches better be nice.

by Anonymousreply 97September 21, 2024 12:54 AM

R96 Don’t forget about the incredible Blacks in Wax museum. We’ve become chopped live since our Smithsonian cuzin opened in DC.

by Anonymousreply 98September 21, 2024 12:56 AM

Liver*

by Anonymousreply 99September 21, 2024 12:57 AM

Im where the accents change near the Virginia border

by Anonymousreply 100September 21, 2024 12:59 AM

[quote]the world class Johns Hopkins University

Thanks for giving us this fuck…

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by Anonymousreply 101September 21, 2024 1:02 AM

I'm those white steos you see on those tow homes all over old Baltimore.

by Anonymousreply 102September 21, 2024 1:05 AM

*STEPS not steos

by Anonymousreply 103September 21, 2024 1:06 AM

*ROW houses, not tow houses

by Anonymousreply 104September 21, 2024 1:08 AM

I'm Prince George's County. Make sure your car doors are locked and your windows are up when you drive through me, and FFS don't make any stops.

by Anonymousreply 105September 21, 2024 1:55 AM

R105 Prince George’s County is pretty damm big so that’s a fraudulent generalization. It’s like a million people there. You must be talking bout Suitland, and the parts of PG that border southeast DC. Bowie, Mitchelville, Clinton, Ft Washington, Temple Hills, College Park aren’t that bad and some parts are hella ritzy.

by Anonymousreply 106September 21, 2024 2:04 AM

I'm the Bay Bridge! How long before I collapse?

by Anonymousreply 107September 21, 2024 2:33 AM

I'm Lucy Mudd and last week I was crowned the 88th Queen Nicotina!

We Mudds have lived in Charles County way before that John Booth guy came to get his leg fixed.

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by Anonymousreply 108September 21, 2024 2:43 AM

I'm Baltimore. I make Philadelphia look like Paris.

by Anonymousreply 109September 21, 2024 2:49 AM

What's your name, r108?

by Anonymousreply 110September 21, 2024 2:50 AM

R109 😆 😂

by Anonymousreply 111September 21, 2024 2:55 AM

MARYland

by Anonymousreply 112September 21, 2024 2:57 AM

I'm hot former Baltimore Mayor and Maryland Governor Martin O'Malley!

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by Anonymousreply 113September 21, 2024 3:08 AM

I'm the WASPs

by Anonymousreply 114September 21, 2024 4:30 AM

I'm the hundreds of eighteenth century homes which were NOT destroyed during the Civil War, and showing that the antebellum South was uglier than you ever thought it was.

by Anonymousreply 115September 21, 2024 8:22 AM

I’m UTZ potato chips.

by Anonymousreply 116September 21, 2024 9:28 AM

I’m Mumbo sauce.

by Anonymousreply 117September 21, 2024 9:28 AM

I’m Chris Webber smocking crack in Hyattsville.

by Anonymousreply 118September 21, 2024 9:29 AM

I'm Montgomery County. Where is this "Baltimore" that you speak of?

Also, over 1 million people now live inside me, and most of them are driving up Georgia Avenue right now. I'm too damn crowded!

by Anonymousreply 119September 21, 2024 9:33 AM

I'm Rockville Pike, and most of those 1 million who aren't on Georgia Ave are driving on me.

by Anonymousreply 120September 21, 2024 9:42 AM

I'm the ghettoes of Silver Spring.

by Anonymousreply 121September 21, 2024 10:01 AM

I'm Ocean City. They all to profess to hate me, but here they are again.

by Anonymousreply 122September 21, 2024 10:19 AM

I'm St. John College. How can we run a Great Books program when nobody reads?

by Anonymousreply 123September 21, 2024 10:20 AM

I’m that ugly flag. You are NOT South Carolina!

by Anonymousreply 124September 21, 2024 1:53 PM

I'm the country manors

by Anonymousreply 125September 21, 2024 2:27 PM

I like their flag, it's different but pretty!!

I love midshipmen from the Naval Academy.

by Anonymousreply 126September 21, 2024 2:45 PM

I’m them bitches of Real Housewives of Potomac being well….bitches.

by Anonymousreply 127September 21, 2024 2:45 PM

I am Redskin stadium. I will never not call them Redskins because Native Americans do not care, only rich white hippies do.

by Anonymousreply 128September 21, 2024 2:50 PM

Why would anyone hate Ocean City Maryland? Love dat place!!

The beach, ocean, watching the surfers put on their wetsuits across the street from your rented home

Picking up drunken college guys-hot Daddies on the boardwalk7 violating them underneath it.

by Anonymousreply 129September 21, 2024 2:52 PM

^^^ That's for R122^^^^

by Anonymousreply 130September 21, 2024 2:54 PM

R29, I was at the Tiki Bar in Solomons 2 weeks ago.

by Anonymousreply 131September 21, 2024 2:57 PM

I'm muskrat! Old timers on the Eastern Shore would trap and eat me!

by Anonymousreply 132September 21, 2024 2:58 PM

I'm Virginia, wishing I had grabbed all the eastern short before those Catholics showed up!

by Anonymousreply 133September 21, 2024 3:24 PM

I'm watermen! (Pronounced 'wootermen')

by Anonymousreply 134September 21, 2024 4:48 PM

I’m the empty and abandoned tobacco barns in SoMD.

by Anonymousreply 135September 21, 2024 5:34 PM

I’m Harriet Tubman being BRAT.

by Anonymousreply 136September 21, 2024 5:35 PM

My flagship University attracts gorgeous guidos and Jewish students from New York and New Jersey. Most pubes per capita than most other flagships around the country. I've seen lots of them.

by Anonymousreply 137September 21, 2024 5:51 PM

I’m the local crabs in the above referenced pubes.

by Anonymousreply 138September 21, 2024 6:02 PM

I'm the Cambridge riots of 1967!

For all of the people that think Maryland is a liberal paradise, you should read up on me. Some really racist shit went down there.

by Anonymousreply 139September 21, 2024 6:14 PM

R139 Maryland is often though of as the start of the north but we must remember it was a slave state who joined stayed with the Union as a slave state because Lincoln couldn’t risk it deferring to the Confederacy until the war was won.

by Anonymousreply 140September 21, 2024 6:18 PM

Thought* of

by Anonymousreply 141September 21, 2024 6:37 PM

R129, when people think of Ocean City, they usually think of the lower end of town, below about 15th street, which is honky-tonk and filled with fairly trashy people all summer. That’s the town’s reputation, and it’s hard to overcome.

The rest of OC is just a summer resort like any other. There are some very nice condominiums and townhouses with great views. However, it is completely developed, from the inlet to the Delaware line and from the ocean to the bay, and it’s a big place, so it’s overwhelmingly crowded in-season.

The biggest factor is that Rehoboth and Bethany have always been the preferred beach resorts of the DC upper-middle-class, leaving OC for the lower middle class of DC and Baltimore working class. People always look down most severely on the class just below them, and the DC upper-middle class has a loud voice in the media for obvious reasons.

P.S. In Maryland it’s “the beach”, not “the shore”, as it is in Philly, but your support for OC is appreciated.

by Anonymousreply 142September 21, 2024 6:44 PM

[quote]Maryland is often though of as the start of the north but we must remember it was a slave state who joined stayed with the Union as a slave state because Lincoln couldn’t risk it deferring to the Confederacy until the war was won.

The Mason-Dixon Line is the border between MD and PA, so MD is south of the Mason-Dixon Line.

by Anonymousreply 143September 21, 2024 9:33 PM

^^ It's also the border between Maryland and Delaware.

by Anonymousreply 144September 21, 2024 9:52 PM

I'm the Underground Railroad, started by that badass black laydee Harriet Tubman!

by Anonymousreply 145September 21, 2024 9:58 PM

Im the jealous uptight yuppie Virginian who's always criticizing MD drivers

by Anonymousreply 146September 21, 2024 10:08 PM

[quote]Im the jealous uptight yuppie Virginian who's always criticizing MD drivers

Cause you all suck and shouldn't be allowed to drive or, at the very least, banned from the roads of our beautiful Commonwealth.

by Anonymousreply 147September 21, 2024 10:59 PM

We're all the old rusting cars on the road that you'd never see in Virginia because they have yearly state inspections.

by Anonymousreply 148September 22, 2024 12:02 AM

I’m Havre de Grace.

by Anonymousreply 149September 22, 2024 1:35 AM

R149 I'm living there now! Hello!

by Anonymousreply 150September 22, 2024 2:18 AM

I've never been but once had the opportunity to visit the Antietam Battlefield. I declined, if anywhere is haunted it must be there.

by Anonymousreply 151September 22, 2024 2:54 AM

I'm Frederick, the past but with working class vibes

I'm Columbia, the future but with NSA vibes

by Anonymousreply 152September 22, 2024 3:33 PM

Doughoregan Manor. Still owned by the Carroll family.

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by Anonymousreply 153September 22, 2024 3:38 PM

R152 That’s actually quite spot on.

by Anonymousreply 154September 22, 2024 4:23 PM

The person who thinks Lincoln was assassinated un Maryland is perhaps confusing it with the home in which the conspirators planned the assassination which is, I believe, in Clinton MD.

by Anonymousreply 155September 22, 2024 6:28 PM

In, not "un."

by Anonymousreply 156September 22, 2024 6:29 PM

I'm all of the Maryland license plates spotted in Northern Virginia.

by Anonymousreply 157September 22, 2024 6:31 PM

I'm the Southern Maryland accent.

by Anonymousreply 158September 22, 2024 6:34 PM

I'm the liquor stores featuring neon signs.

by Anonymousreply 159September 22, 2024 6:35 PM

I’m the Jewish presence which dates to the 17th century.

by Anonymousreply 160September 22, 2024 7:15 PM

I'm a typical Bawlmor Hon!

by Anonymousreply 161September 22, 2024 7:17 PM

R155 That’s exactly what I am thinking about because it is up the street from my very very very close relatives.

by Anonymousreply 162September 22, 2024 7:18 PM

I'm the East Coast, Mid-Atlantic, Southern(ish) hybrid nature of my being.

by Anonymousreply 163September 22, 2024 7:22 PM

I’m a typical Bawlmor hoe!

by Anonymousreply 164September 22, 2024 7:22 PM

I'm the pretty great location.

by Anonymousreply 165September 22, 2024 7:23 PM

I'm my small border with West Virginia, a state many people don't realize goes that far east.

by Anonymousreply 166September 22, 2024 7:25 PM

Well, WV used to be part of VA. What many people don't realize is that WV borders PA too.

by Anonymousreply 167September 22, 2024 7:30 PM

I'm Phillips Seafood restaurants.

by Anonymousreply 168September 22, 2024 7:31 PM

I’m Crisfields.

by Anonymousreply 169September 22, 2024 7:38 PM

I'm Eat Bertha's Mussels!

by Anonymousreply 170September 22, 2024 7:40 PM

I'm PG County black dick.

by Anonymousreply 171September 22, 2024 7:41 PM

I’m that loon who had been impersonating a cop and US Marshall for years before getting caught lol.

by Anonymousreply 172September 22, 2024 7:47 PM

I’m a Chesatini, vodka with a splash of crab juice.

by Anonymousreply 173September 22, 2024 7:48 PM

I'm the infamous Block in Baltimore. The place with strip joints and hookers, for those of you too young to remember.

by Anonymousreply 174September 22, 2024 7:49 PM

I'm Old Bay seasoning

by Anonymousreply 175September 22, 2024 7:57 PM

But you can't be Old Bay, r175. You can't be! R44 is Old Bay.

by Anonymousreply 176September 22, 2024 7:59 PM

I'm gay old Bob Bauman!

(I had no idea he was still alive until I looked him up).

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by Anonymousreply 177September 22, 2024 8:13 PM

I'm the highly Predominantly Progressive, Diverse, Highly educated, Culturally accepting and mostly open-minded population.

Damn straight we will vote Harris/Walz in November!

by Anonymousreply 178September 22, 2024 8:19 PM

I'm pit beef, for fuck's sake.

by Anonymousreply 179September 22, 2024 8:27 PM

I’m the “In this house we believe…” lawn signs all over Takoma Park.

by Anonymousreply 180September 22, 2024 8:33 PM

I'm Bull on the Beach R179, OC's finest pit beef!

by Anonymousreply 181September 22, 2024 9:23 PM

I’m the governor with the moves.

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by Anonymousreply 182September 22, 2024 9:42 PM

I’m the Mason-Dixon Line.

by Anonymousreply 183September 22, 2024 9:48 PM

R182 Look at that stud move. He can really dance.

by Anonymousreply 184September 22, 2024 9:49 PM

But you can't be the Mason-Dixon Line, R184. You can't be! R44 is the Mason-Dixon Line.

by Anonymousreply 185September 22, 2024 9:50 PM

I’m Detective Pembleton.

by Anonymousreply 186September 22, 2024 9:58 PM

R184 I bet he throws a mean fuck too.

by Anonymousreply 187September 22, 2024 10:06 PM

I’m Baltimore’s Mr. Ray!

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by Anonymousreply 188September 22, 2024 10:07 PM

I’m the Boondocks.

by Anonymousreply 189September 22, 2024 10:08 PM

I'm Michael Phelps, the best Olympian ever. I used to be cool and sexy but after dating that Tranny, I got married, became super depressed, got weird, and grew a man bun.

by Anonymousreply 190September 22, 2024 10:29 PM

R182 Is Steny Hoyer that old white guy next to Wes? I give him points for trying. 😁

by Anonymousreply 191September 22, 2024 10:35 PM

I'm John's Hopkins. I'll cut a bitch open and sew her back up!

by Anonymousreply 192September 22, 2024 10:37 PM

But you can't be Johns Hopkins, R192. You can't be! R96 is Johns Hopkins (no apostrophe). (Unless you're the hospital, and R96 is solely the university.)

by Anonymousreply 193September 22, 2024 10:41 PM

I’m the racist Italian-Americans.

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by Anonymousreply 194September 22, 2024 10:44 PM

It is R191. I hope that I can move like that when I’m 85.

by Anonymousreply 195September 22, 2024 10:44 PM

I'm opera singer Lily Pons. They named a town in Frederick Co. after me.

by Anonymousreply 196September 22, 2024 10:48 PM

I spent 19 seasons with the Baltimore Orioles.

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by Anonymousreply 197September 22, 2024 10:57 PM

I'm Hovermale's Frozen Custard on Livingston Road in Fort Washington. I only take cash and I am closed from October thru May.

by Anonymousreply 198September 23, 2024 12:03 AM

I am some of the last great waterfront east coast property available for a reasonable price. Shhhh!

by Anonymousreply 199September 23, 2024 12:06 AM

I'm Dr. Robert Gallo

by Anonymousreply 200September 23, 2024 12:23 AM

I’m Bethesda. My culture will inspire Melrose Place.

by Anonymousreply 201September 23, 2024 1:29 AM

I'm the flagship state university standing in for Georgetown in St. Elmos Fire.

by Anonymousreply 202September 23, 2024 1:38 AM

[quote] I'm the flagship state university standing in for Georgetown in St. Elmos Fire.

It attracts gorgeous guidos and Jewish students from New York and New Jersey.

by Anonymousreply 203September 23, 2024 1:41 AM

I’m Maryland Live casino. So many hot DL guys after a few drinks.

by Anonymousreply 204September 23, 2024 1:49 AM

Were the shofft shhellfishh!!

by Anonymousreply 205September 23, 2024 1:51 AM

^”We’re…”

by Anonymousreply 206September 23, 2024 1:52 AM

I'm the charm and elegance.

by Anonymousreply 207September 23, 2024 1:53 AM

I'm Trump supporters thinking I am part of New England

by Anonymousreply 208September 23, 2024 1:54 AM

I'm soft crabs! You bitches love me fried with white bread and tartar sauce!

by Anonymousreply 209September 23, 2024 1:55 AM

I’m Elkton, couples visit me to elope.

by Anonymousreply 210September 23, 2024 2:00 AM

I’m chicken

by Anonymousreply 211September 23, 2024 2:08 AM

R71

Lincoln was assassinated in the District of Columbia.

by Anonymousreply 212September 23, 2024 2:45 AM

R212 I know. I was thinking about some other historical site related to back then.

by Anonymousreply 213September 23, 2024 2:47 AM

[quote]I spent 19 seasons with the Baltimore Orioles.

Coincidentally, I spent 19 seasons at the Baltimore gloryholes.

by Anonymousreply 214September 23, 2024 3:10 AM

I'm Luois Rukeyser, whose Wall Street Week gave big business a respectability it did not deserve.

by Anonymousreply 215September 23, 2024 3:17 AM

I'm "ou".

by Anonymousreply 216September 23, 2024 3:18 AM

I am my pretentious college professor who called it "Mary-Land"

by Anonymousreply 217September 23, 2024 3:20 AM

I’m Brenda from Scary Movie whose character embodied the DC, south Maryland ghetto accent.

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by Anonymousreply 218September 23, 2024 3:21 AM

I'm the too-true to be good movie 'Accidental Tourist"

by Anonymousreply 219September 23, 2024 3:22 AM

Brady Anderson of the Baltimore Orioles great big phat ass!

by Anonymousreply 220September 23, 2024 3:24 AM

Sexy hot Jockey underwear spokesman Jim Palmer!!

by Anonymousreply 221September 23, 2024 3:28 AM

I'm the TV series, which had absolutely nothing to do with the state.

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by Anonymousreply 222September 23, 2024 3:31 AM

I’m the Catholic altar boy upbringing of Thomas Roberts.

by Anonymousreply 223September 23, 2024 3:33 AM

No, this colony was not named after my heretic sister, unlike the more beautiful and charming colony, Virginia, named after me.

by Anonymousreply 224September 23, 2024 3:41 AM

I'm Black and Decker, the first time since Clipper Ships that Baltimore was associated with Quality.

by Anonymousreply 225September 23, 2024 3:53 AM

I'm Cal Ripken---glory hole queen name.

by Anonymousreply 226September 23, 2024 5:50 AM

I’m the 400 pound woman in leopard stretch pants.

by Anonymousreply 227September 23, 2024 5:56 AM

^ We're getting a little afar field here.

by Anonymousreply 228September 23, 2024 5:58 AM

I'm the discarded wig on the side of the road.

by Anonymousreply 229September 23, 2024 6:51 AM

I am the Mason-Dixon Line and they are below it.

by Anonymousreply 230September 23, 2024 7:08 AM

I'm BWI Airport!

by Anonymousreply 231September 23, 2024 8:32 AM

[quote]Brady Anderson of the Baltimore Orioles great big phat ass!

Mine is bigger.

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by Anonymousreply 232September 23, 2024 11:56 AM

I'm Camden Yards. A definite thing if you're a sports venue geek, but otherwise just another baseball stadium.

by Anonymousreply 233September 23, 2024 2:49 PM

I'm Rockville Town Centre, where airplanes on their way to DCA make a hard left turn before crossing the Potomac to land in Virginia.

by Anonymousreply 234September 23, 2024 3:14 PM

I'm Nicholson Lane in Rockville (N. Bethesda?), home of lots of Asian restaurants.

by Anonymousreply 235September 23, 2024 3:23 PM

Im a New York blue crab being sold at Maryland crab shacks. Hi!

I’m here because of dead zones in the bay. They are caused by agricultural runoff. There are fertilizers in the runoff, of course, and they also cause marine plants to grow. The blooms of these suck all the oxygen out of the area.

These dead zones kill huge numbers of blue crabs. So the Maryland crab shacks have to buy me and my brothers and sisters from the Hudson River. They sell us to customers who think they’re getting blue crabs out of the bay.

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by Anonymousreply 236September 23, 2024 3:26 PM

I'm the very busy state flag with highly contrasting panels.

by Anonymousreply 237September 23, 2024 3:27 PM

I'm Blaze Starr, famed burlesque performer on the Block.

My dad got to powder her boobs one time! It was a story my mom always told to needle my dad.

by Anonymousreply 238September 23, 2024 4:41 PM

I’m a formstone façade on a Baltimore row house.

by Anonymousreply 239September 23, 2024 7:42 PM

I'm the Preakness!

by Anonymousreply 240September 23, 2024 7:44 PM

I'm Raining in Baltimore.

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by Anonymousreply 241September 23, 2024 10:20 PM

I'm The Penthouse Club, which used to be The Atlantis, a gay strip club. Pecker was filmed here. When you went outside, you'd get heckled and cat called by the inmates in the nearby detention facility. It was kind of hot.

by Anonymousreply 242September 23, 2024 10:21 PM

I'm Polock Johnnie's! What DLer wouldn't want one of my sausages?

by Anonymousreply 243September 23, 2024 10:54 PM

I’m the North American Deer creepin up on you when it still is dark in the morning.

by Anonymousreply 244September 24, 2024 3:32 AM

I'm R242. I have a vivid imagination. Vivid and completely implausible.

by Anonymousreply 245September 24, 2024 4:01 AM

^Actually, Atlantis was right next to the jail. Scores initially took over the building.

by Anonymousreply 246September 24, 2024 4:04 AM

I’m the best regiment in the continental army during the revolution, the First Maryland Regiment. I defeated an attack by the British 2nd Guards Regiment.

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by Anonymousreply 247September 24, 2024 4:05 AM

Well, r245, all I know is that I was in the parking getting whistled at by guys looking out of windows that had bars on them.

by Anonymousreply 248September 24, 2024 4:07 AM

R248 Are the guys behind bars whistling at you now, dear? Can you still hear them?

by Anonymousreply 249September 24, 2024 4:19 AM

R249 what in the ghetto Silence of the Lambs hell?

by Anonymousreply 250September 24, 2024 4:45 AM

Not that you're worth the time, dear r249, but The Penthouse is across the street from the Chesapeake Detention Facility. You're an idiot.

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by Anonymousreply 251September 24, 2024 5:26 AM

Dear R251, If you need to cling to the fantasy that prisoners could see you from a block away, at night, and catcall you, personally, thats cool. Freak.

by Anonymousreply 252September 24, 2024 5:37 AM

I'm the Inner Harbor, a giant tourist trap!

by Anonymousreply 253September 24, 2024 8:04 AM

As a native Marylander, allow me:

I’m the high school classmates who never leave, marry other loser high school classmates, get covered in tacky tattoos, end up in some low end job, and spend summer vacation at Ocean City.

by Anonymousreply 254September 24, 2024 8:13 AM

I'm the Homicide hotel, where all seven seasons of[italic] Homicide: Life on the Street[/italic] were shot from 1993-1999.

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by Anonymousreply 255September 24, 2024 12:52 PM

I'm the lack of deodorant use statewide.

by Anonymousreply 256September 24, 2024 1:13 PM

I am the NIH, the terror of all US academics.

by Anonymousreply 257September 24, 2024 1:34 PM

I'm impure thoughts about Brady Anderson's ass.

by Anonymousreply 258September 24, 2024 1:39 PM

Did John Waters end Baltimore's reputation for class?

by Anonymousreply 259September 24, 2024 2:42 PM

Did Baltimore have class R259? I believe John Walters gave Baltimore style& gay icon status.

Brady had a great ass, the rest of him was pretty nice too!!

by Anonymousreply 260September 24, 2024 3:23 PM

Let’s be Maryland Monroe

by Anonymousreply 261September 24, 2024 3:26 PM

I’m the lifestyles of the rich and famous

by Anonymousreply 262September 24, 2024 4:32 PM

I'm Kunta Kinte and the overwhelming sense of oppression that hangs over Annapolis Harbor.

by Anonymousreply 263September 24, 2024 5:08 PM

I'm the Colts, packing up and slinking out of town in the middle of the night.

by Anonymousreply 264September 24, 2024 5:54 PM

[quote]Let’s be Maryland Monroe

If you can be Maryland Monroe, I want to be a Lady Baltimore Cake.

by Anonymousreply 265September 24, 2024 7:12 PM

I’m Meg Ryan in Sleepless in Seattle.

by Anonymousreply 266September 24, 2024 7:18 PM

I'm the Black-eyed Susan. The official state flower and the official drink of the Preakness Stakes.

by Anonymousreply 267September 24, 2024 11:32 PM

I am the weird shape of the state that makes no sense.

by Anonymousreply 268September 24, 2024 11:42 PM

I am West Virginia trying to pinch off West Maryland.

by Anonymousreply 269September 24, 2024 11:43 PM

R289 East Maryland wants you to take it, too!

by Anonymousreply 270September 25, 2024 2:17 AM

Is West Maryland very Pennsyltucky, R270?

by Anonymousreply 271September 25, 2024 2:19 AM

I'm the greased pole that hundreds of plebes try to climb.

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by Anonymousreply 272September 25, 2024 2:23 AM

I'm five times the size of Delaware and more classy.

by Anonymousreply 273September 25, 2024 2:26 AM

I’m the worthless hoodlums in Baltimore

by Anonymousreply 274September 25, 2024 2:41 AM

Plebs.

by Anonymousreply 275September 25, 2024 2:42 AM

I'm Rosie O'Honnell playing Meg Ryan's boss

by Anonymousreply 276September 25, 2024 3:25 AM

R274 Are you referring to the murderous squeegee "kids"? Yes, terrifying. Avoid at all costs.

by Anonymousreply 277September 25, 2024 12:09 PM

I’m Hosie O’Honnell, still blushing ☺️ at the mention of Tammy

by Anonymousreply 278September 25, 2024 12:58 PM

Is Frederick considered West Maryland? I spent a few summers there as that’s where my cousin and her parents lived.

by Anonymousreply 279September 25, 2024 3:15 PM

I'm Dundalk!

by Anonymousreply 280September 25, 2024 5:20 PM

Maryland nice

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by Anonymousreply 281September 26, 2024 3:35 PM

I’m the Nigerians who have taken over PG Plaza.

by Anonymousreply 282September 26, 2024 5:03 PM

Im Rock Creek Park, a beautiful natural park.

by Anonymousreply 283September 26, 2024 6:14 PM

You wanted to use a different version of the word Nigerians, R282.

by Anonymousreply 284September 26, 2024 6:36 PM

I'm the state's understated affluence.

by Anonymousreply 285September 26, 2024 6:39 PM

R284 No I’m black. I’m talking Nigerian-Americans. They pretty much have taken over Hyattsville, the city where that mall is located, as a whole.

by Anonymousreply 286September 26, 2024 6:42 PM

I’m parts of Western Maryland which if you get lost you’d think you ended up on the set of Deliverance.

by Anonymousreply 287September 26, 2024 6:43 PM

[quote] I’m black

Sure, Jan

by Anonymousreply 288September 26, 2024 6:45 PM

I'm the namesake ex-Republic (1854-1857) and current County of Liberia (1857-present).

by Anonymousreply 289September 26, 2024 6:45 PM

I’m the loud blaring go go music coming from Cadillac Escalades when you drive around Forestville or Capitol Heights.

by Anonymousreply 290September 26, 2024 6:49 PM

I'm Perdue Chicken! And deceased owner Frank Perdue also was the first successful chicken-human hybrid!

by Anonymousreply 291September 26, 2024 11:10 PM

R291 I thought I smelled you from route 50.

by Anonymousreply 292September 27, 2024 1:34 AM

On the way to Ocean City bitch at R292! Stopping in Salisbury for some Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips and a stop at Ames in Berlin.

by Anonymousreply 293September 27, 2024 2:12 AM

I’m all the drunken UMD kids on the mafuckin metro after having spent a night bar hopping in Adams Morgan.

by Anonymousreply 294September 28, 2024 3:04 AM

I’m the syringes and chicken wings strewn about the sidewalks. I’m also Edgar Allen Poe’s gravesite.

by Anonymousreply 295September 28, 2024 3:07 AM

I'm the city of Baltimore's interesting Catholic history!

by Anonymousreply 296September 28, 2024 3:31 AM

I am Pennsylvania. I am a but resentful because Maryland is even trashier than I am and Baltimore has fallen deeper then Philly.

by Anonymousreply 297September 28, 2024 11:33 PM

R297 Maryland is not trashier as whole than Pennsylvania.

by Anonymousreply 298September 28, 2024 11:58 PM

Maryland is like a less densely populated New Jersey—culturally, economically, educationally.

by Anonymousreply 299September 29, 2024 12:00 AM

Pennsylvania at R297 briefly forgot the "worst of the deep south-like" region of the state in between Pittsburgh and Philadelphia that is far trashier than the trashiest areas of Maryland. You know, the areas that make good 'ol Pennsylvania a "swing state" in presidential elections.

by Anonymousreply 300September 29, 2024 12:19 AM

R299 Maryland has far fewer trashy Italians than New Jersey. New Jersey had so many Italian immigrants that they literally brought corruption with them from Italy and reshaped the state into the cesspool that it is today. If you encounter a municipal court judge with an Italian surname you can bet you’re gonna get taken for a ride.

by Anonymousreply 301September 29, 2024 1:10 AM

I'm special because I hvae jousting and fox hunting and lacrosse is played at the highest levels!

by Anonymousreply 302September 29, 2024 10:02 AM

Girls, girls, can we all agree that Baltimore is more depressing than Philly?

by Anonymousreply 303September 29, 2024 12:49 PM

^I live in Baltimore you bitch!

by Anonymousreply 304September 29, 2024 1:20 PM

Pennsylvania at R297 here. If you want to know what trashy and depressing is take a weekend at the Pocanoe Pines.

by Anonymousreply 305September 29, 2024 1:59 PM

I'm Snoop from The Wire!

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by Anonymousreply 306September 29, 2024 6:24 PM

I’m telling some white person in college Im originally from DC/Southern Maryland and they automatically ask me if my life was like The Wire 😂.

by Anonymousreply 307September 29, 2024 6:28 PM

Teacake, you’re from Southern Maryland? Where from? PG County? Charles County? I’m from Montgomery County originally.

by Anonymousreply 308September 29, 2024 6:48 PM

I grew up NW DC but obviously interacted a lot with the counties growing up and have mad family there mainly in PG.

by Anonymousreply 309September 29, 2024 6:50 PM

I'm Maryland's blue laws (which are long gone). No hooch sold on Sundays!

by Anonymousreply 310September 29, 2024 7:07 PM

I like and agree with the comparison r299 makes. I’ve lived in both places. Baltimore is to Washington DC what Newark is to NYC.

by Anonymousreply 311September 29, 2024 8:18 PM

R311 By comparing Baltimore to Newark, are you referring to the fact that it smells awful and is full of working class trash?

by Anonymousreply 312September 29, 2024 8:23 PM

R312 you are such a reductionist. He is comparing them as densely populated cities with high crime that have a few ritzy areas surrounded by more affluent suburbs and also close to an immensely more economically abundant bigger city.

by Anonymousreply 313September 29, 2024 8:31 PM

[quote]Teacake, you’re from Southern Maryland? Where from? PG County? Charles County? I’m from Montgomery County originally.

Southern MD is St. Mary's County or Calvert County, not PG county!

I like MD - it's got mountains, a shoreline, cities and rural areas. It's known for blue politics, but there are very red pockets of MD (like Southern MD) who seethe in anger because they're overruled by the MD blue majority. The taxes are high, but the infrastructure is largely good (except when someone comes along and knocks down a bridge) and it has some of the best schools in the country.

by Anonymousreply 314September 29, 2024 9:36 PM

R314 I thought southern Maryland was everything south of Baltimore starting with Laurel which then turns into PG county and then all the counties south of PG. Montgomery country is also considered because it’s adjacent to DC and PG.

by Anonymousreply 315September 29, 2024 9:43 PM

Montgomery county* not country.

by Anonymousreply 316September 29, 2024 9:44 PM

Western Maryland is basically West Virginia and the Eastern Shore is basically the deep south.

My town had a black side and a white side before desegregation and Civil Rights laws passed (which still lingered into the 70s and 80s).

by Anonymousreply 317September 29, 2024 9:51 PM

R314 According to Wikipedia you are essentially right but also includes areas of southern PG like Ft. Washington and Clinton. Mo county is not considered— again according to Wikipedia.

by Anonymousreply 318September 29, 2024 9:54 PM

I'm the state with the most places named "Chevy Chase."

There's Chevy Chase, Chevy Chase View, Chevy Chase Village, Chevy Chase Section Three, Chevy Chase Section Five and North Chevy Chase.

by Anonymousreply 319September 29, 2024 10:02 PM

The area south of Baltimore and above PG County is not considered Southern Maryland.

by Anonymousreply 320September 29, 2024 11:31 PM

"I'm the state with the most places named "Chevy Chase."

Gurl, you SO remind me of me and my Grosse Pointes.

by Anonymousreply 321September 29, 2024 11:54 PM

I’m the Maryland Area Rail Commuter. But please, call me Marc. All my friends do!

by Anonymousreply 322September 30, 2024 12:34 AM

I'm that crazy no-holds-barred shape on the map.

by Anonymousreply 323September 30, 2024 12:36 AM

I’m the fitting name because I’m one of the more gayer states in the country.

by Anonymousreply 324September 30, 2024 12:43 AM

[quote]I’m one of the more gayer states

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 325September 30, 2024 12:49 AM

[quote]"I'm the state with the most places named "Chevy Chase."

[quote]Gurl, you SO remind me of me and my Grosse Pointes.

And you remind me of my Peachtrees!

by Anonymousreply 326September 30, 2024 2:56 AM

[quote]Western Maryland is basically West Virginia and the Eastern Shore is basically the deep south.

In short, thank goodness for the sprawling DC suburbs in Maryland along with Baltimore's metropolitan area. Without them, the U.S. might have another West Virginia or Deep South-like state that the country doesn't need. The ones we already have are more than enough.

by Anonymousreply 327September 30, 2024 3:58 AM

Cadinals are the state bird of seven states, so crush all competition. Bonus: they are immune to West Nile Virus

by Anonymousreply 328September 30, 2024 4:57 AM

I’m the future bitches. Non white majority.

by Anonymousreply 329September 30, 2024 5:04 AM

I'm Veirs Mill

by Anonymousreply 330September 30, 2024 5:12 AM

I’m Vera Miles.

by Anonymousreply 331September 30, 2024 5:55 AM

The Road or the Village, R330?

by Anonymousreply 332September 30, 2024 5:59 AM

I’m the sad people who never leave Maryland.

by Anonymousreply 333September 30, 2024 6:02 AM

I'm the Belvedere Hotel

by Anonymousreply 334September 30, 2024 6:36 AM

I’m Landon, the private boys school that turned a blind eye to a youngish female teacher giving the older boys Bjs.

by Anonymousreply 335September 30, 2024 3:44 PM

I'm Murray's Steaks. I sold the best cheese-stuffed hashbrowns.

by Anonymousreply 336September 30, 2024 4:53 PM

I’m a terrapin. I am safe for human consumption.

by Anonymousreply 337September 30, 2024 5:04 PM

"You gonna get got"!

by Anonymousreply 338September 30, 2024 7:34 PM

I’m Shoppers Food Warehouse.

by Anonymousreply 339October 1, 2024 12:11 AM

Heh, heh, R332--I'm the ghost of the Sidney Lust adult theatre in the Veirs Mill shopping center.

by Anonymousreply 340October 1, 2024 12:20 AM

I’m “I stay in Merlin.”

by Anonymousreply 341October 1, 2024 12:20 AM

Or more accurately , “I stay at Largo, Merlin”

by Anonymousreply 342October 1, 2024 12:22 AM

You’ll always get your way at Ourisman Chevrolet.

by Anonymousreply 343October 1, 2024 12:30 AM

I’m Faidley’s Seafood in Lexington Market in “B’More”. I have some of the best crab cakes on the eastern seaboard.

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by Anonymousreply 344October 1, 2024 1:11 AM

I’m the fact that this thread cannot reach 600 comments 😔.

by Anonymousreply 345October 1, 2024 4:35 AM

To R345, Why OP Why!! It's Maryland, they filmed The Wire there. The rioters destroyed Baltimore over a dead junkie. Do it for freddie.

It must be done!!

by Anonymousreply 346October 1, 2024 4:51 AM

R346 You didn’t take your meds today?

by Anonymousreply 347October 1, 2024 4:59 AM

To R346, I'm taking them right now...."LEMON DROPS" in a big Martini glass.

by Anonymousreply 348October 1, 2024 5:05 AM

I am the amazement that a topic as bland as Maryland got so many responses. DL must be crawling with Beltway Queens.

by Anonymousreply 349October 1, 2024 11:43 AM

I'm the B-W Parkway.

by Anonymousreply 350October 1, 2024 2:41 PM

R350 I’m the DC end route on New York Avenue. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife after dark. Don’t get gas there white people.

by Anonymousreply 351October 1, 2024 4:17 PM

R349 Most of Maryland is far from bland and my parents are New Yorkers and I spent my teenage years in New York so I know the excitement of a big city.

by Anonymousreply 352October 1, 2024 4:24 PM

I’m the pain and sadness of Marylanders who know they’ll never make it out to a better place like R353.

by Anonymousreply 353October 1, 2024 6:04 PM

R353 you telling on your mafuckin self.

by Anonymousreply 354October 1, 2024 6:07 PM

"I am the amazement that a topic as bland as Maryland got so many responses. DL must be crawling with Beltway Queens. "

I'm the amazement that a person could be so bland as to post that they're amazed that a topic is bland - without offering anything better of course.

by Anonymousreply 355October 1, 2024 6:37 PM

I'm Salibury and I never heard of three-quarters of the claims on this thread.

by Anonymousreply 356October 2, 2024 4:39 AM

R356 lol That’s cause the Eastern shore is South Carolina wedged in between Maryland and Virginia lol.

by Anonymousreply 357October 2, 2024 4:47 AM

Even back in the seighties you could get a rowhouse in Baltimore for $1`

by Anonymousreply 358October 2, 2024 4:50 AM

I've lived in MD for many years and while I like it, it seems like a place you go through to get some place else. It doesn't feel like my home, even though it's been my home for many years. I think it's likely because the area is so transitional with people coming & going due to the government/military, you step outside the metro areas & it's like Children of the Corn Meets MAGA and Baltimore (though it does have world class hospitals & some quirky neighborhoods) is like Urban Blight - The Gold Star Edition. MD's big claim to fame is crabs, but is dangerous to eat anything out of the bay these days.

by Anonymousreply 359October 2, 2024 11:54 AM

Once more in English this time, R358?

by Anonymousreply 360October 2, 2024 4:00 PM

I'm Indonesian crab meat sold at the Annapolis Giant! (Because the bay is essentially a giant toilet bowl and the crabs are declining)

by Anonymousreply 361October 2, 2024 4:03 PM

I’m Chesapeake Bay Seafood House from the 80s.

by Anonymousreply 362October 2, 2024 4:07 PM

I'm the horshoe crab! Even though I'm ugly, I deserve love too!

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by Anonymousreply 363October 2, 2024 4:10 PM

I'm the ugly ass license plate.

by Anonymousreply 364October 2, 2024 4:25 PM

I'm Delaware, R363. Gimme back my (horseshoe) crabs!

by Anonymousreply 365October 3, 2024 12:32 AM

My dad took us to Slaughter Beach Delaware one time R365. Someone was trying to sucker him into buying land there. It's basically a horshoe crab graveyard. The smell was horrendous and thousands of dead horseshoe crabs. We turned around and left after five minutes!

by Anonymousreply 366October 3, 2024 12:47 AM

[quote]The smell was horrendous

Funny -- I didn't notice.

by Anonymousreply 367October 3, 2024 1:32 AM

R142: Rehoboth is hardly upper middle class. Bethany is a little more upscale than Rehoboth but neither is anything like Cape May, which draws more from Philadelphia.

R351 hasn't been down NY Avenue in 20 years.

by Anonymousreply 368October 3, 2024 1:44 AM

They have a nice view of Harper's Ferry

by Anonymousreply 369October 3, 2024 1:49 AM

It gives foreign leaders confidence in American incompetence when they are housed in shabby Camp David.

by Anonymousreply 370October 3, 2024 1:54 AM

Controlled Demolitions is based in Maryland

by Anonymousreply 371October 3, 2024 1:54 AM

I like saying Havre de Grace. So class!

by Anonymousreply 372October 4, 2024 3:00 AM

R368 New York Avenue is huge. I’m talking bout right there when you first get off BWP. It is grimme as fuck at night. You ever been inside that 24/7 McDonalds? Lawd. Even right there by Gallaudet University. Things may have change in the past 10 years I guess.

by Anonymousreply 373October 4, 2024 6:49 PM

I mean it’s not crazy crazy because there is a precinct nearby but there are some characters for sure. Think crackheads meets The Walking Dead.

by Anonymousreply 374October 4, 2024 6:52 PM

I’m the smart native Marylanders who leave.

by Anonymousreply 375October 4, 2024 7:24 PM

R373 et al, Galluadet is in DC and so is the McDonald's.

by Anonymousreply 376October 4, 2024 7:59 PM

R376 right. That’s why I said the DC exit of the Baltimore Washington Parkway. That part of Northeast borders Maryland. For those not familiar with the area there is no division like a water or bridge or any official partition that separate most parts of Uptown DC and Maryland. In some parts you can literally walk up the block and then be in Maryland.

by Anonymousreply 377October 4, 2024 8:09 PM

And this thread is about Maryland, Teacake, not D.C.

by Anonymousreply 378October 5, 2024 1:31 AM

When I was kid in Maryland (Sassafras River) we’d hear booms and my parents always said it was Aberdeen Proving Ground. Is that possible? Is that the same as Controlled Demolitions mentioned in R371’s post?

by Anonymousreply 379October 6, 2024 2:33 AM

I'm the last Arabber.

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by Anonymousreply 380October 6, 2024 6:26 PM

I'm the big cocks on those Polish dockworkers!

by Anonymousreply 381October 7, 2024 12:56 AM

I’m Kent Narrows.

by Anonymousreply 382October 7, 2024 1:04 AM

[quote] I’m Kent Narrows.

News anchor?

by Anonymousreply 383October 7, 2024 1:07 AM

I'm the Tilghman family.

by Anonymousreply 384October 7, 2024 1:16 AM

I’m Bulletmore.

by Anonymousreply 385October 7, 2024 12:58 PM

I’m the perculator.

by Anonymousreply 386October 7, 2024 1:36 PM

I’m the coworkers who live in Mo County holding they nose up when the company hosts events in PG, which has definitely leveled up in the past 20 years.

by Anonymousreply 387October 7, 2024 1:39 PM

I'm Natty Boh

by Anonymousreply 388October 7, 2024 2:32 PM
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