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Who should have their own talk show?

On the DL Network?

I mean, they're so boring now. Phil's dead, Oprah's done, Maury and Sally are retired, Ricki's gray, Geraldo's a joke, Rosie's a grump, Ellen's a cunt, Kelly's an asskisser and Drew doesn't understand personal space. (And never mind The View.)

Who would you tune in to every day?

by Anonymousreply 86September 23, 2024 12:07 AM

The one and only

by Anonymousreply 1September 19, 2024 8:44 PM

Shirtless Matt Lauer

by Anonymousreply 2September 19, 2024 8:45 PM

Lorna's Molestation Hour.

by Anonymousreply 3September 19, 2024 8:48 PM

"Breakfast With Brendad"

Well, hello! Welcome to my show!

by Anonymousreply 4September 19, 2024 8:51 PM

Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex

"Let's talk about me and whether or not I'm okay!"

by Anonymousreply 5September 19, 2024 8:54 PM

Mafuckin' with Teafakes

by Anonymousreply 6September 19, 2024 8:54 PM

Cooking with Cheryl.

"What stinks?"

by Anonymousreply 7September 19, 2024 8:55 PM

I would watch a children's talk show hosted by Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, CO.

by Anonymousreply 8September 19, 2024 8:56 PM

The new trend is shallow, fawning and gushy, so: Dan Levy.

by Anonymousreply 9September 19, 2024 8:59 PM

Gerg

by Anonymousreply 10September 19, 2024 9:00 PM

The Be Best Hour, hosted by Melania.

by Anonymousreply 11September 19, 2024 9:03 PM

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by Anonymousreply 12September 19, 2024 9:06 PM

I'm available!

by Anonymousreply 13September 19, 2024 9:08 PM

Zewe's talkshow was very funny and entertaining. I think Showtime canned it, but she gets my vote.

by Anonymousreply 14September 19, 2024 10:11 PM

"Shirtless Matt Lauer."

He could be shirtless AND pants-less and nobody's going to watch that has-been PTM.

by Anonymousreply 15September 19, 2024 10:26 PM

Ricki Lake!

She can regale us with tales of her triumphant turn in Hairspray!

by Anonymousreply 16September 19, 2024 10:30 PM

Muriel’s Troll Patrol. Let’s see her red line the trolls in real time.

by Anonymousreply 17September 19, 2024 10:30 PM

R13 with all your friends you’re actually a pretty good choice.

by Anonymousreply 18September 19, 2024 10:30 PM

Definitely me.

by Anonymousreply 19September 19, 2024 10:38 PM

Joy Behar

Love her.

by Anonymousreply 20September 19, 2024 10:47 PM

Armie Hammer

by Anonymousreply 21September 19, 2024 10:51 PM

If we're going to see shirtless Jewish guys with sizemeat I'll take Duchovny.

by Anonymousreply 22September 19, 2024 10:52 PM

How about Dick Cavett?

by Anonymousreply 23September 19, 2024 10:52 PM

Has Wanda Sykes ever had one?

by Anonymousreply 24September 19, 2024 10:53 PM

Harvey Brownstone

by Anonymousreply 25September 19, 2024 11:02 PM

The cute white guy on CBS in the morning.

by Anonymousreply 26September 19, 2024 11:09 PM

R25. They would run out of time before he finished introducing the guest.

by Anonymousreply 27September 19, 2024 11:09 PM

Melania!

by Anonymousreply 28September 19, 2024 11:59 PM

Good Dey, With Susan!

by Anonymousreply 29September 20, 2024 12:07 AM

The Julianne Moore Show, seriously.

by Anonymousreply 30September 20, 2024 12:12 AM

LOL R29. I can see it now - an hour where she silently stares at the camera, completely mute.

by Anonymousreply 31September 20, 2024 12:12 AM

Where’s My Line

with Don Jr

by Anonymousreply 32September 20, 2024 12:15 AM

r32 wins.

by Anonymousreply 33September 20, 2024 12:22 AM

🎩 🧐 Thanks, 33

by Anonymousreply 34September 20, 2024 12:23 AM

Viv Talk with Vivian Vance. I’m sure her estate (if there is even one) would grant permission for AI Vivian.

by Anonymousreply 35September 20, 2024 12:27 AM

Bryant Gumbel

by Anonymousreply 36September 20, 2024 12:37 AM

Well, I tried, mother fucker.

by Anonymousreply 37September 20, 2024 12:39 AM

Barbra and Liza - together. Liza can call Barbra 'mama'.

by Anonymousreply 38September 20, 2024 12:43 AM

Meet the Bench Press with Marjorie Taylor Greene

by Anonymousreply 39September 20, 2024 1:08 AM

T'kor from BB 26.

by Anonymousreply 40September 20, 2024 1:10 AM

The Miss Lindsey Graham Norton Experience

by Anonymousreply 41September 20, 2024 1:20 AM

Babs!

by Anonymousreply 42September 20, 2024 1:22 AM

Brendad Ickson.

by Anonymousreply 43September 20, 2024 1:24 AM

It would turn off the uncircumsized community r36. He is a vocal cheese-hater.

by Anonymousreply 44September 20, 2024 1:29 AM

I can't believe H-wood never put two of the biggest females in sit com history (not to mention worldwide celebs) = Dawn Wells & Florence Henderson on a Regis & Kelly type format when both was alive in the 90s. Flo hosted her own cooking show & Dawn seems like she is a natural in front of a live audience. Every generation loved both of them. Their Q scores must've been through the roof.

by Anonymousreply 45September 20, 2024 2:01 AM

Michael Musto. With his apartment as the set.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 46September 20, 2024 2:02 AM

I wondered if the View format could've worked for the 5-member Go-Go's after their last album was released in 2001.

They have more history/ chemistry than any of the View combos.

by Anonymousreply 47September 20, 2024 2:04 AM

Stand-up comic Fortune F.

by Anonymousreply 48September 20, 2024 2:05 AM

Billy Porter

by Anonymousreply 49September 20, 2024 2:05 AM

R45 Henderson hosted a copycat show of 'The View' on NBC in the morning after 'Today' called 'Later Today'. She hosted with two other forgettable women, and they were still auditioning for the other two chairs during the season when the show was finally canceled and put out of its misery. This was back in 1999-99.

by Anonymousreply 50September 20, 2024 2:19 AM

R50 I'm aware of that case.

I didn't care for it either (but I watched some for Flo).

by Anonymousreply 51September 20, 2024 2:22 AM

Henderson should have hosted 'Later Today' with Maureen McCormack, Eve Plumb, Susan Olson, and Ann B. Davis !

by Anonymousreply 52September 20, 2024 2:27 AM

^ R52 No thanks.

by Anonymousreply 53September 20, 2024 3:22 AM

Hunter Biden- and his cock will be his sidekick.

by Anonymousreply 54September 20, 2024 3:48 AM

Kathy Glass.

by Anonymousreply 55September 20, 2024 4:04 AM

Clenis Talk! with Cro-Marge

by Anonymousreply 56September 20, 2024 4:51 AM

The MAGA version of "The View" with Boebert, MTG, Kari Lake, and Laura Loomer. Lara Trump as the musician in residence.

by Anonymousreply 57September 20, 2024 5:05 AM

Eve Plumb, her relationships are cross generational and she's beloved by nearly all of Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 58September 20, 2024 5:10 AM

Molly Ringwald!!!

by Anonymousreply 59September 20, 2024 5:13 AM

Martin Short should do a Slip E. Lowe sort of talk show.

by Anonymousreply 60September 20, 2024 5:20 AM

Frankie Grande

by Anonymousreply 61September 20, 2024 5:37 AM

R57 Who would be the Jessica Tarlov?

by Anonymousreply 62September 20, 2024 5:42 AM

Whoopi's Fun Time Hour...Starring Whoopi!

by Anonymousreply 63September 20, 2024 6:22 AM

“Here’s Lucie!” starring Lucie Arnaz

by Anonymousreply 64September 20, 2024 6:46 AM

BrendaD Ickson

by Anonymousreply 65September 20, 2024 7:03 AM

Faye Dunaway

by Anonymousreply 66September 20, 2024 7:04 AM

Liza!

by Anonymousreply 67September 20, 2024 7:04 AM

[quote] Martin Short should do a Slip E. Lowe sort of talk show.

SKip, and he already did.

by Anonymousreply 68September 20, 2024 7:04 AM

[quote] The MAGA version of "The View" with Boebert, MTG, Kari Lake, and Laura Loomer. Lara Trump as the musician in residence.

Today's musical guest: Lake Dardanelle!

by Anonymousreply 69September 20, 2024 1:38 PM

Pancales BARBARA!

by Anonymousreply 70September 20, 2024 1:40 PM

R54 Yes!

And at the end of each episode Hunter's cock can gush out a spectacular load.

by Anonymousreply 71September 20, 2024 2:36 PM

Eve Plumb & Joyce DeWitt might work on a Regis & Kelly format.

Both popular 70s & 80s stars.

by Anonymousreply 72September 21, 2024 4:40 AM

Harry C. Jr. & Megan M. have both bombed as hosts.

Anyone else in the Will & Grace universe seen as talk show host material?

by Anonymousreply 73September 21, 2024 4:42 AM

Lynda Carter & Jeri Ryan might work as a SyFy show talk show for celebs.

by Anonymousreply 74September 21, 2024 4:43 AM

The four actresses from 'The Facts of Life' in 'The View' format.

by Anonymousreply 75September 22, 2024 1:31 AM

Some of the Designing Women cast members in The View format.

by Anonymousreply 76September 22, 2024 4:29 AM

I know it was meant as a joke but Lucie Arnaz would be pretty terrific.

I'm not a fan but every time I see Lucie interviewed she comes across as grounded, funny and kind.

by Anonymousreply 77September 22, 2024 10:55 AM

Lucie, Nancy Sinatra, And Allison Martino would be great together.

by Anonymousreply 78September 22, 2024 2:21 PM

A political Sunday morning talk show hosted and moderated by Pete Buttigieg would be awesome.

These moderators aren't up to the task with these lying Republicans.

by Anonymousreply 79September 22, 2024 2:39 PM

Morning Rays with Mrs. Thelma Harper, of Raytown, USA

by Anonymousreply 80September 22, 2024 2:51 PM

R80 It couldn't compete with Mother Talk, starring Iola Boylan.

by Anonymousreply 81September 22, 2024 3:24 PM

R81, or Bubba's OnlyFans.

by Anonymousreply 82September 22, 2024 6:41 PM

Chevy Chase would make a fabulous talk show host.

by Anonymousreply 83September 22, 2024 10:57 PM

Goldie and Meryl, “Talk Becomes Her”.

by Anonymousreply 84September 22, 2024 11:20 PM

Quentin Tarantino: he must know lots o interesting randos. in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 85September 22, 2024 11:27 PM

Leo should have one with his love, Lukas. Lukas and Leo in Love. Leo, come out. The closet doesn't become you. You've got your Oscar and your fortune. Why not choose your love, Lukas? And a morning talk show that will warm hearts, homo and otherwise, in flyover country and everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 86September 23, 2024 12:07 AM
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