[quote]Multiple Trump supporters claim they suffered a mysterious eye injury and were forced to seek medical attention over the “unbearable” pain after sitting behind the former president during his rally in Arizona.
Trump farts?
[quote]Medical personnel were unable to come up with a diagnosis of exactly what caused her eye injuries. However, Rodriguez told News 12 that a doctor explained that the venue’s lights did not cause her injuries.
Oh please, just take one look at the damn photos and you'll see there are stadium lights blasting directly into their eyes. But no, I guess it's the fucking aliens that did it.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 19, 2024 3:54 PM |
It was Whorea Loomer’s perfume cloud
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 19, 2024 4:06 PM |
Considering the many physical and emotional risks associated with sitting behind Donald Juanita Trump, they got off easy
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 19, 2024 4:10 PM |
His diaper stink fumes cause temporary blindness, silly.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 19, 2024 4:17 PM |
They're missing that god is trying to send them a message. Vote for/support Shitler, and you've clearly lost your ability to see reality... so they might as well be blind.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 19, 2024 4:20 PM |
In the UK a trump is slang for a fart. A big wet bubbly one.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 19, 2024 4:40 PM |
If they were in a club or music venue, it could have been UV black lights aimed at the crowd’s sight line, which was either accidental or malicious.. It’s like staring into the sun without knowing it.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 19, 2024 4:52 PM |
Looney’s vaginal yeast infection is releasing harmful molecules.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 19, 2024 4:58 PM |
She should be ashamed of herself. From Planned Parenthood to Trump supporter? Terrible.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 19, 2024 10:28 PM |
ETTD
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 19, 2024 11:30 PM |
Maybe they can take Invermectin and turn around 3 times counterclockwise while praying to God.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 19, 2024 11:43 PM |
It must have been a Haitian voodoo curse!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 19, 2024 11:45 PM |
“Haitian Voodoo is real!”
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 19, 2024 11:50 PM |
It was just one of Donald's usual noxious SBDs. I hear one of those will make an onion cry. Hell, it would blister a brick.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 20, 2024 12:01 AM |
Dumbasses
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 20, 2024 12:52 AM |
Bleach worked wonders on my covid and it will work wonders on your eyes!
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 20, 2024 12:55 AM |
Was Laura Loomer there? That would explain the use of eye bleach.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 20, 2024 1:08 AM |
Depends.....
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 20, 2024 1:21 AM |
Karma is known to work in clever ways.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 20, 2024 1:28 AM |
The article is hilarious.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 20, 2024 1:48 AM |
Put them in the pile with the rest of the people Trump won’t pay after the rally.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 20, 2024 3:07 AM |
They should have known that black lights matter!
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 20, 2024 3:50 AM |
"What have you done to him? What have you done to his eyes, you maniacs!"
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 20, 2024 5:25 AM |