Trump says he will visit Springfield, Ohio, 'in the next two weeks

Go golf some more instead, asshole.

Oh, and your neck vagina is growing by the day.

🎵 They're eating the dogs… they’re eating the cats 🎵

It’s always “in the next two weeks” with Trump.

His cultists will wait two weeks for him to rise from the dead because of it, r3.

Great timing and venue for the next “assassination attempt”.

Save us President Trump!

You know the inevitable announcement: " Authorities have received many threats on my life if I go to Springfield, Ohio from liberal Harris socialists. They represent the violence that will fall on the country if their side is allowed to steal the election. Therefore, I will not be going to Springfield, but many patriotic Americans will be going in my place to show that we are not afraid of the illegal immigrants who need to be cleaned out of our cities, because they bring crime, drugs, and violence. God bless these patriots in their act of defending American values."

Or, he will go in hopes to cause protests which will result in violence, so he can point out how Harris is responsible for bringing in millions of illegal aliens who have ruined our cities and country. He hopes for violence, since he is desperate.

[quote]Since the Republican candidates’ initial comments, more than two dozen bomb threats — mostly from foreign actors seeking to sow discord — have prompted the state to send in additional state troopers and install surveillance cameras around the city in order to reopen schools and government buildings.

[quote]As she walked downtown, one resident who declined to give her name said she’s not letting the situation get her down. “It’s childish. It’s stupid. It took one stupid person to get on a debate and ruin the reputation of a community. I think you know exactly who I’m talking about,” she said. “He should never have said that. There’s no truth to those allegations whatsoever. I was born and raised in this town, I’m staying here, and I have no problem with nobody.”

Also in 2 weeks, Healthcare like you've never seen and Melania's immigration records.

How's that IRS audit going? A couple of more months, I imagine.

Oh look. Another Trump thread.

Thank God. Trump will bring calm and clarity to the explosive situation.

^said no one, ever.

Dump has THE WORST political instincts. Keep doubling and tripling down on the pet eating nonsense, Donald. It just further reminds the public that you are nuts.

He needs another assassination attempt I guess.

Like that tweet quoted on another Shitler thread, I can't wait until the GOP intern "accidentally" sends the post-attempt email grift.... [italic]before the attempted assassination.[/italic]

The FEDS can't even charge the latest "attempt" beyond illegal weapons possession. LOL, He never fired his weapon and never had that fat orange blob in his sites. They can't prove he had any intent to shoot Dump.

I wouldn't be surprised if they found an uncashed check in the would be assassin's pocket from Don JR or Eric with the notation "for assassination attempt services" written as a notation.

MAGATS are outraged the entire country isn't falling apart because that lard ass trump "almost and maybe" was shot by a guy in a place trump had repeatedly been warned was not secured or safe for him.

Notice how they aren't bragging about the haul they took in from the fundraising email they sent out SECONDS after the alleged unprovable "assassination attempt" Probably was a disappointing figure as the MAGAT faithful have been financially bilked so repeatedly that even they might be catching on.

Note how Dump and Co. don't demand investigations into the first alleged assasination attempt in Butler PA? That's because like the one in Maralardo, that assasin was a former trump lover who felt jilted.

Recent polls in several battleground states show him winning more of them than Harris (although both his leads annd Harris’s are within the margin of error).

So, talking complete bullshit, and even admitting it is so while talking it, is a winning strategy in Middle America.

[quote]The mayor of Springfield, Ohio, issued a proclamation Thursday claiming temporary emergency powers “to mitigate public safety concerns” as false claims about Haitian immigrants continue to stoke bomb threats and the specter of violence in the community. The proclamation grants Mayor Rob Rue temporary emergency powers to obtain and mobilize resources and address potential threats.“This will enable departments to respond more efficiently to emerging risks, including civil unrest, cyber threats, and potential acts of violence,” the proclamation said.

He and JD need to campaign in Springfield, OH, for the rest of the cycle. No need to bother with PA, MI, WI, GA, NV, NC, AZ.

I cannot wait until this mother fucker is forgotten about by republicans the same way George W. was

[quote]Recent polls in several battleground states show him winning more of them than Harris

Which polls, conducted by who? The poll and graph of poll results I looked at this morning show otherwise.

The poll was conducted by the data analyst Miller, who predicted the winner last time, and it was Washington Post's graph.

Trump just said he's going to Springfield tomorrow but the mayor doesn't want him there. As I've said before, he's the biggest pain in the ass in the world.

[quote] Recent polls in several battleground states show him winning more of them than Harris (although both his leads annd Harris’s are within the margin of error).

Recent polls show Harris ahead of Dump in the battleground states. Most are writhing the margin of error reflecting a very close race based on available data.

Please link the polls you are referencing.

[quote] So, talking complete bullshit, and even admitting it is so while talking it, is a winning strategy in Middle America.

Not according to any of the polls the rest of us are seeing. Maybe the ones from Moscow Univeristy? Please link

I'm sure his presence will help the already tense situation there, after all, he brings calm and stability everywhere he goes!

[quote] Trump just said he's going to Springfield tomorrow but the mayor doesn't want him there

Cue the fat orange cunt tweeting the following

"THE EXTREME LEFT COMMUNIST AND KAMAMBALALA LOVER, THE RINO MAYOR OF SPRINGFIELD OH IS COMMITTING ELECTION INTERFERENCE BY ASKING ME NOT TO COME TO SPRINGFIELD. SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!!! -Donald Joan Trump

Hopefully Heyshuh will have returned to town before he visits.

Stay Away

If cats or dogs are being killed just before his visit, [italic]if he does indeed visit[/italic] just so that orange Jesus has the bragging rights to say that there were indeed dogs and cats that were killed all along, I suggest LE and the authorities look in the right direction and it is not the Haitians: more like in the direction of the white supremacist groups, the white evangelists, the frat boys, some other far right militias, which I understand have all been coming into town these last few days and have all the same common interest to align the facts with the lies of the GOP ticket, and that suddenly enough pets start to disappear and to die so that even the local population won't be able to tell who did what.

And if such dirty things should go down, I hope that these factions will be caught red handed while doing their dirty tricks. I think having one of the militia getting busted doing what the Haitians are supposed to do would be a catastrophic news for Trump campaign and even the echo chamber would be expected to report the terrible news that yes, pets have been killed but it was by allies of their beloved anus mouth.

I know all of this is pure fiction today, but we'd better get ahead of the action and hit the ground running than get caught wrong-footed and run behind the news cycle.

Trumplish- Within the next 2 Weeks

English- It ain’t gonna happen

He's going to strangle himself grabbing that neck pussy

[quote]I hope that these factions will be caught red handed

I HATE factions!

[quote]Or, he will go in hopes to cause protests which will result in violence, so he can point out how Harris is responsible for bringing in millions of illegal aliens who have ruined our cities and country. He hopes for violence, since he is desperate.

donald had best be careful what he hopes for; last time we checked, Joseph Biden is POTUS until January 20, 2024 at the least, and serves with full immunity from prosecution.

Go plant your crazy flag in Springfield and watch what happens, donald. Biden/Harris hold the reins for the next four months, and you might find President Biden to be in a bad mood the day you and your MAGA goons attempt any shenanigans in Springfield.

FAFO

The mayor asked him nicely not to come and the governor told him he's full of shit.

Of course, Dump knows better.

That neck pussy thoiugh

^ LOL

that's what it looks like!

Hopefully the town Mayor Rue and Gov De Wine need to grow a set each and stop the nasty tRump road train before it gets off the ground...with a solid 'F*ck you'. Aurora need to do the same.

Wasn't there a scene in "The Omen" with the child's visit causing havoc among the suddenly enraged zoo animals?

donald and JD should pay a visit to the Springfield Pet Shelter while there; the reactions should prove interesting.

Neck Pussy!! 🤘🤘🤘

The asshole becomes more odious.

I hope Trump is attacked and eaten by the Haitian immigrants.

Sure Jan that’s why you and every other centre right Republican had to bend the knee, go full MAGA or get out. Big tent! The Cheneys are far left Marxist commies now.

JD is emasculating himself in front of the world. Trump has no respect for a man who would do this so he’ll turn on him two seconds after he loses.

Why would you wish such a horrible dining experience on the poor Haitians, r41?

[quote]JD is emasculating himself in front of the world

Pics please.

" Due to the traitorous remarks of the disloyal Governor of Ohio and Mayor of Springfield, I do not feel welcome, so I will not be going to Springfield, but I urge all patriotic citizens to go and stop the illegal immigrants from stealing and eating pets."

That bloated orange carcass could feed10 starving Darfur orphans for a fucking month, r41.

With apologies to our own Darfur orphan.

No apology necessary, r46.

Believe it or not, I've eaten worse.

Idiot Governor Mike DeWine is still supporting Trump, naturally.

Even when there are fatalities from Vance and Trump's rhetoric DeWine will cling to him.

Go for it Ohio! You'll soon be Missouri!

"Daddy Sir, what's a pet?" ask the trumplings.

Has Datalounge fallen for Jonah Almanzar, yet? What I've learned so far: he's fairly allergic to shirts, he has 2 or 3 roommates, he might live in WeHo, he made up this dance but someone else came up with a similar one so they've now done a couple of collabs. This kid is big tease. Lots of is he bi or gay? Are those is roommates or are they all fucking? Etc, etc.

R50, read the fucking room, please.

Hi Jonah at R50!

Round up all the animals in the town and tell them to "Sic him".

The room can include in shape young people blowing off steam in reaction to how absurd and shocking and ridiculous many of us found that Trump comment, R51.

Maybe R41 should 'read the room' [quote] I hope Trump is attacked and eaten by the Haitian immigrants.

[quote]Maybe [R41] should 'read the room' [quote] I hope Trump is attacked and eaten by the Haitian immigrants.

Suddenly? Last Summer?

Good news.

[quote]The line down the center of the Rose Goute Creole restaurant on Springfield, Ohio’s South Limestone Street is halfway out the door. It’s been like this ever since former president Donald Trump falsely accused immigrants in Springfield of eating cats and dogs during a televised debate on 10 September. At the back of the restaurant, kitchen staff scramble to take orders and load plates of herring patties, rice and beans, and barbecued chicken legs on to serving trays. Outside, cars with plates from Georgia, Wisconsin and Indiana – diners who’ve stopped off a nearby highway to show support for the Haitian community – fill the parking lot.

[quote]As Trump and JD Vance, the Republican vice-presidential candidate and Ohio senator, continue to spread false information about Haitians in Springfield, regular people from the city and beyond are taking it upon themselves to seize back the narrative around immigrants in the Ohio city. And the outpouring of support aimed at countering Trump’s damaging comments hasn’t been limited to volunteering.

[quote]Many community healthcare centers and support organizations that have been assisting Haitians in Springfield for several years are reporting increased donations and contributions coinciding with the furor of the past 10 days. “In the last three days, we’ve taken cash donations about seven times the normal rate, and it’s specifically because of this polarization,” says Casey Rollins, executive director of Springfield’s Society of St Vincent de Paul. She says the money is then transferred to gift cards to be used by those in need at a local international grocery store.

That's a very good news R56. Very heart-warming. Those poor people. They must have been terrified they would get lynched or shot if they left their houses.

Dump and Vance are such despicable people.

New report on community support. Not sure Trump will get a warm greeting.

He simply must eat at the local diner when he’s there!