Zayn Malik announces first-ever solo tour nearly a decade after One Direction split

I'm nervous for him.

I think it's going to be a huge flop.

He ain't attractive no more. Looks like a spare member of System of a Down.

The tour and album will flop. I feel bad. He is talented and needs good writers and sound producers. He's descended into dull miasmic mush.

[quote] nearly a decade after

It’s been that long? How’s the Ass of Louis Tomlinson doing?

I’m a Larry shipper, a Larry believer if you will.

[quote]How’s the Ass of Louis Tomlinson doing?

It was never all that impressive. People tend to think otherwise because the Larries photoshopped him as having a big ass

Looks like he needs to lay off the Yorkshire puddings...

r6 Eh? What picture are you basing that on?

He looks so fat at the OP.

[quote] Looks like he needs to lay off the Yorkshire puddings.

[quote] He looks so fat at the OP.

I'll take a healthy looking Zayn ANY DAY, over the anorexic body dysmorphic mess he used to be.

He looked horrible and miserable, like he just stepped out of a concentration camp.

At one point, the tabloids were all reporting that Zayn had an eating disorder.

So I'm happy to see that he's gotten past that.

Zayn smokes a lot of strong weed so he gets the munchies and has really packed on the pounds. Plump face and his eyes look tiny. His neck tattoos also make his neck look fat.

He announced the tour dates and they're nearly all in small 3k capacity places. Just 18 dates overall, UK and US. His stans were expecting stadiums. The only US cities he's playing are LA, NYC, San Francisco, Vegas and Washington DC.

OMG !

LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY!!

Halfway through he will cancel the rest of the tour

Lardos

Meh!

Will there be drugs? I like it if there will be drugs.

I saw One Direction in concert because a friend invited me. I remember Zayn made zero effort to engage with the audience, while Harry and the other guys made an effort to put on a show. I preferred Zayn but I can see why Harry became the star. Anxiety is a bitch.

Harry adores the whole thing and seems to have zero anxiety. Love the way he just wanders around London without a bodyguard. I even saw him one day at the Men's Pond on Hampstead Heath. He swam out a long way but didn't hang around afterwards.

Louis Tomlinson looks 50 these days.

Louis Tomlinson looks 50 these days.

How old does Louis Tomlinson's ass look these days?

How old does Louis Tomlinson's ass look these days?

Love him!

r22 r23

I don't know.

I don't know.

Those tattoos are so GROSS that I can't stand to look at him. UGH!!

The neck tatts are gruesome.

Gorgeous man

Whatever moment Zayn might have had has long passed, especially with the whole Gigi Hadid fiasco.

He's probably burning or burned through his One Direction money, so that's why he's decided to try to jumpstart his career.

Jealous cunt at R21/R22 also suffering from dementia!!

[quote] Whatever moment Zayn might have had has long passed, especially with the whole Gigi Hadid fiasco.

At least he got to call Yolanda a fat bitch cunt!

Louis looks like a 47 year old meth addict.

UGLY

He used to be beautiful, now he's a fat hairy cow, pussy does that.

1d - 5 delinquents

Louis is repulsive

In what ways, R36?

Smokes 40 a day so his breath and skin will stink. Short and slight with zero muscle tone. Hair is already grey at age 32. Heavily hooded, pouchy eyes. An alcoholic who drinks vodka every day.

Recent pic. Louis looks 50.

Zayn looks enormous. Even Kelly Clarkson wasn't that bloated.

Thanks, R38.

Spazzy Zayn

Did anyone ever think that only Niall Horan would be the one who'd keep his looks along with Harry?

Niall did not 'keep his looks'. He doubled in size and has a massive round fat face that swallows up his features. Pouches all round his eyes. Liam Payne looks a lot better than Niall does.

I’ll take Zayn freshly showered, having worked out an hour or so then I can lick his sweaty taint.

Niall is fuckable.

I'm rooting for him! Anxiety is debilitating, and it's a damn shame that it has crippled him so much. He has talent.

The extra weight looks fine on him, far better than his anorexic days. Still nowhere near as tubby as Niall, and he will always be the most beautiful of the 1D boys.

r43 In what way has Harry kept his looks?

Harry got more muscular, not podgy like Niall.

A muscled frog is still a frog. And a balding one at that.

Strike while the iron is ice cold.

Clearly, people don't understand the nature of relative comparisons, so let me spell it out for you.

If Niall and Harry are the ones "who kept their looks" then what does that say about how badly the others have done?

Those tattoos are so gross.

r53 No, you were just wrong in your initial post.

Boy bye. He knows he is about 8 years too late for this shit.

He looks enormous, all covered up in a bulky winter jacket in September, and a thick beard to hide the bloated face.

He looks like a carpet seller in Damascus!

I was rooting for Zayn and didn’t give two fucks about this group nor can I name any One Direction song. But it was nice to see the minority become the breakout star for once. Harry Styles is hella talented. Hopefully Zayn can craft his own lane but it’s probably too late.

HOT 🔥

Beautiful face.

"One eye looking at you, the other eye looking for you"

"The only person I know who can see both ends of a bus at the same time"

lmao at the delusional queens itt

At MSG

Harry was the only member of 1D who had the "it" to become a star. That was instantly apparent.

That said, yeesh. Even for Brits Aging Badly, this bunch is setting records.

Harry has had at least two hair transplants.

It's crazy how gray Louis is at 32. Considering his mother died in her 40s, he's probably not long for this world.

And Zayn is big as a house.

Niall was cute and charming on The Voice and won both his seasons. Not sure why he hasn't glued his ass to one of those seats — he's not on the current season. Stop pretending to be a musician; get that US TV $$$ while you can.

R59, we don't consider people "minorities" in the UK. Such a silly American term and mentality.

He’ll probably have a mental breakdown and cancel the tour after the 2nd or 3rd date.

He's not Shawn Mendes, R67.

Both minorities!

R65 Harry Styles has had hair transplants? Wow. He looks so young.

[QUOTE] It's crazy how gray Louis is at 32. Considering his mother died in her 40s, he's probably not long for this world.

Agreed! He smokes at least 40 a day and also drinks vodka Red Bull every day, so his life expectancy is probably mid 40s given his family history. His bio father also developed serious cancer at 42. Louis only weighs about 120lbs so he's not going to be able to carry on like this much longer before his body gives up.

[QUOTE] He's not Shawn Mendes, [R67].

Zayn is worse than Shawn. He's 31 and has only ever managed one live performance where he sang six songs. Shawn did a world tour aged 21 before he spazzed out.

Niall keeps bragging about 'selling out' various arenas like Madison Square Garden and then Pollstar posts his boxscores and he's only sold 12k out of 20k tickets.

[quote] Halfway through he will cancel the rest of the tour

More like halfway through the first show he will cancel the rest of the tour

[quote]And Zayn is big as a house

Seriously, what are you people basing this shit on?

He won't even complete one show before melting down.

I thought Muslims were forbidden to get tats?

Camila Cabello and fat faced Zayn at a fashion show earlier this month.

R77. They are but just like Millenial Jews eating pork. The cunts just don’t care no more.

Back in 2018 Zayn's jawline could cut glass.

Oh no, people aren't obeying the made up rules of sky fairies any more. Fuck off r79