Who the FUCK is Laura Loomer?

I think she is like a lot of these Trump surrogates—what I call working rich. You know upper middle class: dad is in finance or real estate, mom is into tanning and being a Karen. Then they hit the real world outside of their insular suburban exurb and nobody likes them because they have no charm or charisma and certainly ain’t pretty enough for the guys type of guys they grew up with who are now checking for the bad ass Latina and black chicas, or some blonde who looks like Claudia Sciffer. You notice that these right wing bitches get a bunch of lip injections, ass injections, and nowadays they even dying their hair black to look like the Kardashians.

A mentally ill woman, who's been barred from every single social media app. What else do you need to know?

I don't think she's a russian asset because all the russian assets don't want anything to do with her

She’s ugly as a mud fence

I'm still waiting for an answer to OP's question. Where did she come from? What's her background?

r and OP: oh, if only there were such an invention available as a system of tubes with searching capabilities!

r5...

She’s just a sweet transvestite

From transsexual

Transylvaneeeyaa

Ha ha!

Obviously a person with anosmia.

There abounds an insidious rumor

That Trump's fiddling with one Laura Loomer!

She's known to do knee-bends

To check on Trump's "Depends."

(Her olfactory glands have a tumor!)

She’s a mentally ill woman involuntarily committed twice. She kicked off in college claiming that she was discriminated against for being conservative. She made a spectacle of herself on campus and spent her free time in the basement of the Internet. After graduation she made a spectacle of her self by staging protests, ambushing politicians in publish, shouting conspiracy theories into bullhorns. She’s worked for Infowars and other far right conspiracy peddlers. She’s been banned from every social media platform but was unbanned by Musk. When she’s not “gone away” she’s mutilating her face.

As R1 says this is all brought to us by upper middle class parents who quietly fund their demon seed, allowing them to mess about “working” as provocateurs online. The Loomers of the world are the crazy homeless guys on their soapboxes if those guys had parents providing a condo and health insurance.

A lot of the unhinged white nationalists and conspiracy theorists around Trump are like this. There is no background. They have never participated in the real world. They started spreading bile online as teenagers. They found their niche appearing on far right podcasts. They earn money grifting young men with get rich quick schemes and advertising testosterone supplements. The former president invited them into his circle because they help him target young male voters and they flatter his ego.

Former FCC Chair Ajit Pai did a gag video about things you can still do on the internet after he repealed net neutrality. Loomer and her old face can be seen dancing next to Pail while she's smoking a cigarette.

An inspirational story to DL trolls everywhere

OP Laura Loomer is a nobody and mentally ill attention whore who took advantage of the GOP’s zeitgeist of psycopathic instability to use social media to make a name for herself.

I saw a clip where someone asked her about her dating life. She said someone broke up with her because she told him Trump was more important than him. She's been trying to get his attention for years. The fact that she is so batshit crazy and dangerously obsessed with Dump is going to blow up in his orange painted face eventually... and it's going to be delicious!

She’s the crazy bitch who chained herself to Twitter headquarters.

She looks like the kid in Mask.

[quote] She’s a mentally ill woman involuntarily committed twice.

Link.

She has those trout lips that can magically find the corona of a tiny mushroom dick.

Kind of like a zit extractor...

R17 Milo Y. cooked up the rumor of LL being involuntarily committed. Maybe it’s true, but consider the source.

It's more believable than Haitians eating pets.

She's Doonece

I really do want to know her story more, particularly on the involuntary committed front.

SHES TRUMPS NEW GIRLFRIEND!

Is she traveling with him again?

R10 nailed it.

[quote]I really do want to know her story more, particularly on the involuntary committed front.

The rumor is that the FBI banned her from owning firearms due to her history of mental health diagnoses (bipolar, borderline, histrionic PD, to name a few.) Supposedly her dad Jeff Loomer had her committed twice between 2015 and 2020 — but because of HIPAA laws, this would be hard to confirm. Her mom and brother also suffered from mental and behavioral problems, but Loomer has already shared that info with the press.

Not her lips. Not her nose. Not her cheekbones. Sad.

If you watch the Lev Parnas documentary, you'll see Trump has always surrounded himself with garbage people.

An online troll. In appearance and in behavior. Uneducated and revolting.