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Hypothetical scenario: you've recently met a guy who otherwise seems perfect for you...

...asides from the fact he has two names tattooed on himself.

They're both male names. One is on the left side of his chest, the other on his mid back. Both written in florid script.

He seems hesitant to elaborate on the story behind either of them, and claims they're the names of "family members."

Where do you go from here?

by Anonymousreply 10September 17, 2024 11:52 AM

Oh, we're picky? Let a man keep his secrets.

by Anonymousreply 1September 16, 2024 5:41 PM

Do him a favor and never contact him again.

by Anonymousreply 2September 16, 2024 5:43 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 3September 17, 2024 7:56 AM

They're his sons. He's a single dad who's years behind in child support and looking for some old, desperate, fool to foot the bill. RUN!

by Anonymousreply 4September 17, 2024 8:00 AM

Start choosing the font you want your name tattooed on him.

by Anonymousreply 5September 17, 2024 8:08 AM

A serial killer who tattoos his victims names on his body? Good luck Op.

by Anonymousreply 6September 17, 2024 9:13 AM

If you've only recently met him, maybe he's into you but thinks the every detail of his life still isn't your business.

If you're into him too and this is your only complaint (!), then continue to get to know him. He'll probably tell you the story behind the tattoos, eventually.

by Anonymousreply 7September 17, 2024 10:22 AM

They’re his other two split personalities, don’t sweat it!

by Anonymousreply 8September 17, 2024 10:51 AM

Younger DLers, let this be a lesson to you: Getting someone's name tattooed on your body is the kiss of death for a relationship. That tattoo will last forever, while you and Cletus, regrettably, likely will not.

by Anonymousreply 9September 17, 2024 11:11 AM

While you hypothetically tasting the local flavors of West Virginia OP, do you mind picking up some beef jerky for the rest of us? Just pop into any gas station, they usually have at least two aisles of it. Something locally sourced, and nothing more exotic than turkey or bison, pleaseandthankyou!

by Anonymousreply 10September 17, 2024 11:52 AM
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