Laura Loomer: “I know that Kamala Harris sucked di*k to get where she is today"

Because you are a bottom feeder who will stay there, cunt.

Hideous looking woman. Bill Burr put it best: "Would you rather be 52 and look 52 or be 52 and look like a 28 year old lizard?"

That voice has SNL written all over it.

Is she at the top of anything, besides a trash heap?

I wouldn't let her suck my dick if she were suffocating and there was oxygen in my balls.

I would like to see her fight Anne Coulter.

This coming from the women who is having sex with Trump?

Rumors has it you do suck orange dick Laura. It's called a Trump plane ticket fee.

Well at least Loomer acknowledges tRump isn't "the top". Maybe she aspires higher. Putin perhaps.

Well then, at least she's phenomenal at it, look how far she's gotten.

Top of what?

Oooooooo, ol' Lumalight just gave away her own tertiary syphilis with that crazy talk. Bat. Shit.

Every accusation is a confession

I'm sure Laura didn't suck dick to get where she is today.

Those chompers would clearly be in the way.

Who I am to make judging on that Black? As grand mama say to me, "Let Lady who lick no Penes cast the first stone."

That is one HARD looking 31 year old

Oh my god her voice matches her face.

You have nothing to apologize for, Vairst Lady. Got that ring, and the kid! Blowjobs ain't getting you there, Laura. Be aware!

I'm glad she has Trump's ear. This Loomey Toons will be the end of him.

The only reason she hasn’t sucked sick to get anywhere is because nobody has asked. She looks like a ghoul

[quote]I'm glad she has Trump's ear.

What's left of it.

Have Laura Loomer and Alaska Thunderfuck ever been seen in the same place at the same time?

This crazy bitch (always been crazy - so nothing new) is burning all the bridges she could potentially use just so she can be Trump's woman while he goes down in flames.

She won't get any money from him - but she'll probably make some from her social media.

And agreed above - she DID suck his dick - otherwise why they hell are you there Laura? For your political experience and stragegy? It is to laugh.

According to Milo yaniwhatever she's bragging to mutual friends that she gave Trump "the best blow job I ever had".

"I also love to eat the bloody gauze from the hospital dumpster!"

Of course she’s sucking his dick

I can’t believe the Republican party has sunk to such depths of disgusting, vulgar statements. I never expected much from them but they keep sinking lower and lower.

1. She’s not wrong, if she was a liberal they would be so offended by the “misogyny”, but since they’re doing it to her, it’s all OK

2. Kamala did ride some meat poles to get ahead.

Kamala didn't have illegal campaign contributions or hush money payments to adult film stars. She hasn't raped anyone either.

R28 = JD Vance

JD Vance and Laura Loomer have the same size penis.

[quote] Kamala didn't have illegal campaign contributions or hush money payments to adult film stars. She hasn't raped anyone either.

The Kamala stuff sort of reminds me of the MAGAts in Michigan who often post on Facebook and Twitter about how Gretchen Whitmer "was a slut in high school/was into anal sex" and her nickname was "Stretchin' Gretchen". It's pretty laughable because they expect whatever she did in high school to be relevant decades later. I remember seeing a Facebook comment during the pandemic from a woman who said that Whitmer "slept with the entire football team". That was probably an embellishment and reading that comment made me think of dumb-ass teen movie tropes. I clicked on that woman's profile, she was morbidly obese and was quite pale, almost albino looking. I wondered if she was envious of Whitmer's looks and came up with her own embellished story about "teen slut Whitmer". I don't think Whitmer has supermodel looks, but compared to the Facebook woman she is a beauty queen. Usually, the others who commented about "Stretchin' Gretchen" were unattractive plain looking people like the woman who said that Whitmer slept with the entire football team.

I read Whitmer's book and the Stretchin Gretchen nickname is mentioned in a part where Whitmer talks about nicknames she has had over the years. She doesn't give context to the Stretchin Gretchen nickname. She does talk about how she didn't have good grades, partied quite a bit, and was suspended from school for drinking. My take is that Whitmer was like a bunch of teenagers in the 80s were-they drank too much at times and slept around. If guys at Whitmer's high school were consenting to sleep with her--then why the fuck is she the only one being shamed for it decades later. The Michigan MAGAts bitching about Whitmer's teen years probably weren't any better than her.

I would love if Whitmer came out and said "Yes I was a slut in high school". She teams up with Adam McKay for a screenplay about her teen years and the movie gets made and becomes a hit. The sanctimonious Michigan MAGAts end up having meltdowns because their dumb fuck whining about high school stuff ended up biting them in the ass.

If women could "get to the top" just by sucking dick, there would be more women at the top.

I saw someone refer to Loomer as a "cocksleeve" on Twitter yesterday.

Why do these people always bring up a woman's past sex life? Puritanism, patriarchal standards? Who the fuck cares?

R28 is a sad MGA troll. Probably because he can't find any meat poles to ride.

Well if she did then more power to her! She would have to be the world’s most cunning, skilled and strategic dicksucker if that is what got her to be VP running for President. Definitely has my vote!

Agree, R37. She ought to give lessons, if her suck skills got her where she is! Id sign up for that class.

Kinda jealous over here in central Europe. Our politicians are so boring.

R38 LOL!!

I take this as an admission that the rumors are true and she has slept with Trump.

LL sucked a bunch of dicks and has only gotten to the middle....if that far.

I'm sure he tells every blow jobber that it's the best he's ever had. Lol she really is a true believer

It must be awful to attend be at a remembrance ceremony for your loved ones that perished, and in walks a conspiracy/bullshit theorist who claims your loved one died because an American president and his pals willfully killed them. And she's the date of an ex American president of the exact same political party. Trump is the basement of the barrel.

This is rich.

It's refreshing to see sane Republicans take Loomer to task.

^ Oh please, they're only calling her skank ass out because she's directed her nastiness toward other Republicans.

This happened in 2018, R47.

What part of FLASHBACK do you not understand?

The Trump campaign is not stupid. They’re using her to say the shit they want to say but they know even they can’t some things. Ya’ll need to understand how culturally things have changed. People under 40 do not watch tv, they do not watch 20/20, 60 minutes. The only ones that do are those in college who want to be the David Muir or Rachel Maddoff and cunts like me. They get all their news from social media, sound bites on YouTube, and hearsay. Many in Gen X as well. Theyre trying to appeal to cynical ass millenial and Gen X white women who resent the educated class. Since the takedown of traditional media who are also gatekeepers, the argument is actually more effective. Because there is no universally agreed uproar; they can’t get conservative well to do white woman to come on tv and say even though I’m a Republican this is appalling. There will no emotional guilt to turn regular white women off because there will be no emotional checking of this offensive argument. I told y’all it is going to get ugly. For fucked up campaign this is the golden age. It makes it easier to be fucked up and successfully do it.

Something WRONG with dick-sucking?

[quote] I don’t suck di*k to get to the top.

Get back to us skank, when you come anywhere near the top. You'll be a bottom of the barrel slag for the rest of your miserable life.

Oh she sucking

How are these crazy kids doing?

Laura is probably pissed about Whorelania getting attention for her upcoming book release.