Trump & Laura Loomer are having an affair. Official thread!

Bumping uglies

Vomit

Who? And who?

They deserve each other.

She flatters his ego but Donny Diapers isn't hitting that

I don’t see it.

Oh look. Another Trump thread.

The family values party.

She’s too ugly for him. They’re using each other for clicks.

Uglies bumping...

He's probably pretty desperate and would fuck anyone, which is why Greene and Graham are so pissed that he chose Loomer instead of them.

It seems possible, although I don’t want to guess what specific acts might be involved. Melania clearly has written herself off of the show.

Mel=cash only

R11 ypu forgot about Boebert

Alas.

The horror! The horror!

I can't believe he can perform in any sexual capacity. He probably enjoys debasing, degrading and humiliating though. Like maybe he slaps her and pisses on her but I think he's too lazy for that.

Whatever gets him off or turns him on she’s giving it to him. I think of the Seinfeld episode where the nazi bitch tells George she’ll do anything for him in the limo.

Vomit. Again.

Loomed puts on a strap-on and fucks his neck vagina.

The great irony here is that the chick with the Death Becomes Her face is “the chosen one”.

He was in CA today attending a fundraiser in Woodside, a very wealthy enclave south of San Francisco in San Mateo County.

Prior to the fundraiser here was a "rally" held for him outdoors nearby. I saw the host of the gathering interviewed on local news this morning. The old white lady was an avid supporter, she said he made a few mistakes last time around but he'll have better people around him this time. HA HA HA HA HA HA! What an idiot.

What the hell is wrong with these people?

From the article, "Around noon Friday, between 50 and 100 supporters gathered outside the Pioneer Hotel, with many sporting red Trump garb. Several held flags and banners proclaiming “Trump 2024,” “Take America Back” and “God, Guns & Trump” in shades of red, white and blue."

Stay out of CA, asshole. Only a small number of creeps want you.

Loomer will make a fabulous Vairst Lady. A real American who actually loves the orange creep. She's a real American not just some pushy immigrant.

A finer example of American womanhood as you've never seen before.

Her face looks like a mask.

She's happy to eat the shit out of his full diaper.

r24, I think she looks gorgeous... as only a natural beauty like her or myself can!

R22 lmao that he went to Woodside. Possibly the safest, highest income and real estate area in California. It would be the equivalent of going to the Hamptons on the East Coast

Not Melania but you take what you can get at this point.

These "people" are pathological - I don't believe a word they say. In fact, I believe the direct opposite of anything they say.

Here’s Trump ally Laura Loomer with neo-N*zi Nick Fuentes toasting to “The hostile takeover of the Republican Party.”

If she's into strategy. Trump loves loyalty and Loomer is one of his more passionate defenders. She's smarter than him. Not by a lot but who isn't. How hard would it be for her to... grab him by the

This Loomer creature looks rather ethnic herself. Maybe it's the surgery though.

Trump responds to flattery and sucking up. That's why all the dictators love him. He's stupid, gullible and easy to manipulate.

Is melania even at Mar Lardo? She's been rather quiet lately.

Dr. Ronnie must be busy writing all those Viagra prescriptions.

Melanoma has moved to NY so she can nurse Barton as he fakes his way through college.

Barron is an anchor baby. The real reason is Hank Siemers or whoever he's been replaced with. Plus, Palm Beach is tacky, the shopping and spa scene is not nearly as good as in NYC.

There's no way he fucks her, maybe she sucks him off, that's it

She gives him a half hearted handjob, lets him grope her and orally assault her and that's it.

I thought he only fucked/married blondes (natural or bottle).

I am waiting for Stephen Miller to get jealous of all the attention Laura Loomer is getting from Trump, that will be the end of her. That is his thing.

Magats being consumed by a more virulent parasite, Laura who the fuck is this Loser.

I love this for all of you.

[quote] I thought he only fucked/married blondes (natural or bottle).

Well after Jr got himself that sexy brunette Papa Trump has to do him one better and get a brunette but a younger model than Jr had.

At some point they will turn on each other and it's going to be a dumpster fire "the likes of which have never been seen before"!

[quote]Bumping uglies

R1 - [bold]NEVER[/bold] before has this old adage been so apt. These are two [bold]very[/bold] ugly people - inside and outside.

Scaramucci: the Trump-Loomer couple was inevitable. Trump is now guided by his most extreme and nativist advisors who play off his ego to fulfill half-baked visions of a white ethnostate. The mask is off - it's time all moderate Republicans stand up.

R37, I don’t think Dump is doing anything proactive in this relationship. It’s all lay down and relax for him.

The congressional cavewoman from Georgia has been outdone in depraved and unhinged behavior by the Loser.

Michelle Obama was wrong about taking the high road.

There is no low to their low.

It might be happening, but it most likely isn’t.

I’m sure Loomer and her band of cretins are doing everything to spin the media wheels to make people talk about the whole thing (and it’s working).

And Trump loves it all.

[quote]I can't believe he can perform in any sexual capacity.

I can't either, he's such a decrepit mess. But if I'm wrong, may he pop enough Viagra to keel over. Or would that lead to a possible Vance presidency?

Trump has got to be the laziest lay ever. There is nothing about him that suggests gratification is more than a one way street. I doubt he can perform anymore, but if so, just imagine laboring over his unwashed mushroom. And if he could possibly fire one off with that hideous mug working his flaccid dick his level of disassociation is far worse than I think.

They are using each other, but not for sex.

I can absolutely see her trying to access power by initiating with him. It'd be easy. He needs the attention and flattery.

If only..

If Trump were to die having sex with someone other than Melania, would they attempt to cover it up, would MAGA even believe it, or would they think it was a leftist plot and he will come back from the dead to save a great nation in decline from the dirty commies just like they think JFK jr is coming back.

What about the two campaign people who dragged Trump this far, Susie Wiles and Chris C something? Supposedly very pro, engineered his renaissance after Biden won. With Cory back and this Loomer person, the Dems resurgence, Trump’s increasing dementia , their plan had turned to shit. Are they still there?

You can see why he would give up everything for her. She's so beautiful!

R54 is blind as a bat

What does “having an affair” mean for today’s Trump? She makes his oatmeal?

Many people are saying.

Also

She could really nuke Trump's chances in some fun ways.

Trump needs sycophants in his life - his kids aren't kissing up anymore, Ivanka is MIA, Melania wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole.

But Laura's there to hold his hand, tell him how great he is ALL DAY long. She WILL allow him to grab her in the p****. I doubt they're actually having sex - but she's providing the daily ego boost and some T&A he so desperately needs.

She's spending the night at Mar-A-Lago - you think that doesn't spell out anything?

I want a Dynasty-style catfight between Laura, Alina Habba, the Cromagnon Marge and Kari Lake. First the semis, and then the grand final, winner-takes-it-all, by a pool at MAL.

Imagine the media's outcry if the Harris campaign was being run by a crazy racist like this. The NYT would talk about nothing else for the next 2 months.

Imagine if Kamala were having an affair while Doug was nowhere to be seen. The media and evangelicals would be calling her a hussy. Of course, evangelicals are mum about Trump and Loomer.

Trump knows the only way he can win is by riling up the racists so they go out and vote.

She's obviously a top.

I wonder at what point in the 'dating' process the NDAs are signed. The smart way would be right at the beginning. But it's not very romantic to do that right at the beginning. And I doubt that the woman is ready to let go of the romance pretense that early. So when would that come up?

Again - imagine a Democrat doing this.

Can you say "JFK"?

You just know that the MAGA world projects, so in a couple of days rumors will start to surface that Kamala is having an affair with someone. It is how they operate. Distract distract distract.

R67 has to reach back 60 years to prove...what exactly? This is an active presidential candidate. Look what happened to Gary Hart, John Edwards, and Clinton.

They’re bosom buddies.

I can't get over that yesterday a Datalounger was trying to characterize criticism of Laura Loomer as antis-Smitic. As if just because she's Jewish she somehow gets a pass for her nastiness and bigotry.

Last time I saw a mouth like hers it had a HOOK in it!

Melania: “I don’t care, do U?”

R68 - seems like they're finally ready to throw Mizz Linds under the bus so they might out her properly too. More plausible than a Kamala affair.

She is one ugly bitch. She successfully scored the relationship Kari Lake wanted with Dump. For a bit, Kari was also hanging around Mar Lardo trying to insinuate herself but Melania got sick of it and even Dump dismissed her after awhile.

The person who was claiming anti-semitism for criticizing this ugly bitch was most likely Matt A., himself a right-wing Jew.

Makes sense why melanja has been NO where to be found

Yes, I can "say JFK, you Macedonian skankkk. How is this related to the topic.

It does make sense. Loser is the only thing it can afford. Mel is expensive.These days. You don't see Mel because her price has not been met.

What a gruesome pair. Straight out of the Netherworld waiting room from “Beetlejuice.”

Looney is threatening Bill Maher with a lawsuit after he said she and Trump have an arrangement. I can't wait.

Discovery a bitch. Good luck with your lawsuit, loser.

Maher will claim he was joking, as he always does when he gets in hot water.

This is what has Loomer fuming.

"She" is changing its diapers. Mel won't do it. The daughter wife won't do it either.

Where are the “where’s Melania” stories? It’s pretty extraordinary that a presidential candidate’s wife isn’t out on the campaign trail right now.

[quote]Maher will claim he was joking, as he always does when he gets in hot water.

But then he keeps repeating the joke (like Trump being half orangutan, or looking like he's jerking off two guys simultaneously when he dances)

The American media wants another Trump presidency.

I thought it was odd when he was defending her to the press and referred to her as "a free spirit." That's the way a guy talks about a girlfriend, not an "off-the-payroll" adviser.

Loomer is too ugly to be Trump’s ”type”, but Maher made a good point that her pussy is 20 years younger than Melania’s, so — maybe?

R89, at this point in his life I think it's about massaging his ego more than a body part. She looks at him so adoringly and that's what a narcissist like him needs.

It is not an affair, op. This is disgusting.

R90 That’s probably why it’s her instead of MTG. Large Marge does not love-bomb anyone, not even Trump.

[quote]Looney is threatening Bill Maher with a lawsuit after he said she and Trump have an arrangement.

She's pissed more people aren't talking about it. She's an attention whore beyond all measure.

He's old and fat. He's not fucking anybody.

He said she’d get a desk if she licked it.

The fun's over, she got banned from his plane today. Now I hope she goes scorched earth on all of them!

Link r97? I googled it and can’t find a source.

Rick Wilson stirring the pot

“I really like that Britney Mahomes….”

Loony Loomer

R58, I was curious myself. It’s circulating on Twitter.

If it's true the only thing it proves is that Loomer has a cast iron stomach.

Yikes

Silly girl. She just ate some mushrooms, that wasn't a blowjob.

Button mushrooms at that.

and you've just had some kind of mushroom

I could not suck a mushroom cocklet that is usually covered by a soiled adult diaper.

I am desperate and in no position to turn anyone down, I still couldn't do it.

r108 he always reneges on paying his debts so it wouldn't be worth it. I can't imagine the stench and his hideous personality just makes it worse.

Then you ain’t Laura Looney desperate, r108.

You have to give one thing to Trump, though: he personally shone a light on many Americans with untreated mental illnesses.

What if the October surprise is that Trump knocked her up?

R109. The loser is so damaged, sucking a thimble sized penis that's usually covered by an adult diaper is an honor and privilege. Like the orange she worships, she loves the spotlight. Neither is photogenic but both love being in front of the camera. Truly 🦇 shit.

If only more of us would notice, r111.

Thought it was funny that Michael Steele mentioned the rumor of an affair on 'The Weekend' this morning. Maybe more MSNBC talking heads need to do this and get the fires burning - it will really send FOX into a tizzy.

Holy shit. At one point she looked normal.

I know a guy whose dick doesn't get very hard coz he's old but he gets girls by texting them, I wanna lick your pussy, can't wait to lick it, etc....

This is not an affair. It's something truly revolting. Diaper fetish. Fetid and grotesque.

R117, we all know that’s not Trump’s style.

Ewww.

Double ewwwww....

Forget the axe!

Bring me more popcorn!

Dirty old man & nasty bitch.

R102 he'd never say "best" he'd say the most tremendous, beautiful blow job ever.

Anyone feel like analysing this?

R125, I think your link is giving me a migraine.

Been there Laura! I could almost feel sorry for you, if you weren't, well, you.

Loomer trying to bash Claudia Conway is a huge mistake. Claudia is a PRO when it comes to social media postings.

Loomer had texted to Claudia to go and hang herself.

Loomer is telling someone to commit suicide and by what method?

That is beyond viscous.

I'm not worried about Claudia. She knows how to handle right wing assholes. That girl is going to be OK.

^vicious

All I can say is that is one HARD looking 31 year old

R125, She looks like one of those ventriloquist dummies that comes to life and murders people.

But it’s already over? since she’s banned from the plane.

It ain't over til I SAY it's over. Bitches don't know who they're dealing with!

GOP NC Senator, Tom Tillis, speaks out against Loomer.

R121 I see that Donkey Teef says there’s a “near zero” chance that Trump impregnated Loomer, but I don’t think Milo considered all the small dick jokes that have hurt Trump’s fragile ego. What better way to prove his virility than by impregnating a childless millennial? He could blame the affair on the stress of his near-death experience, and Melania’s frigidity towards him. It will only make him more popular with the hardcore MAGA base.

Loomer always has to post the last word. She’s wacko.

[quote] She fired back similarly at Tillis—whose name she consistently misspelled—in a lengthy post two-and-a-half hours after his own, labeling her latest critic a “RINO who attacked President Trump after January 6 and called for all of the January 6 political prisoners to remain in jail. Thom Thillis IS the DNC Plant he accuses me of being.”.

Tillis is very right wing. A RINO, he not.

This is headed for a cage match between Large Marge and Temu Melania.

No holds barred, survivor gets awarded the title of Eva Braun.

Can't fucking wait.

No one calls off Loomer's level of crazy, once it's activated. Not Marge or Tiller. Not FOX or Lindsey. Not even Trump.

Actually, Trump speaking out about her might actually make it worse.

Loomer is so very crazy that she won't be able to stop herself and, frankly, there's no way to make her to want to stop herself.

Donnie fucked with the wrong one this time. That one is going to end him.

I REALLY DON’T CARE. DO U?

She's not gonna be ignored

R142 - “Per reports.” What reports? Who banned her from Trump’s plane? Why do people unquestioningly believe baseless rumors on social media?

How long until Loomer falls out a window?

Can we believe anything? The only thing that works for me is, from THEM, "every accusation is a confession"

Notice how this accusation came shortly after noted roadkill fetishist RFK tossed his support to The Great Pumpkin.

Well, she never sucked MY dick.

r141, I'm sure you're renegotiating your prenup as I type this

R125 Is Loomer Jewish ? She looks like a caricature of Barbra Streisand.

He will make her press secretary and it will be fetid

I don’t know what the hell she is, except ugly r148, but I’m not r125 lol.

I can’t say I vetted her, because I don’t have the bandwidth, but I think she’s allegedly lying about being Jewish. She also seems to face a history of taping people saying stupid shit abc then extorts them in exchange for things she wants. Some freak accused her of multiple sexual assaults, her face is creepy, but hey! I believe she texted Claudia Conway and told her to hang herself , and reminded her that she knows another 20 who are gearing Maybe she’s lucky number four? I don’t think the ban will last.

She’s doing what she accused Kamala doing with Willie Brown. Hypocrite cunt.

I can't even imagine what a 78-year-old's cum looks like.

Yes she says she is Jewish R148.

The bizarre “she’s not (wouldn’t have been?) the chosen one” comment. Trump made during his recent ramble about the woman he sexually assaulted on a plane makes more sense if you assume.

1) He and Loomer have been intimate on his plane. 2) because Loomer is Jewish, he’s using chosen one as a term of affection for her.

The only smart thing I've heard involving that broad is that someone had the presence of mind to try and keep her from getting her hands on a gun. Not that that's going to stop her. If she wants a gun she can easily get one. May not be registered to her, but she can get one.

Word on the street is that Trump's Graves© will be doubling in size soon!

I heard rumors that Ivanna was pushed down those stairs. If I were Melania I'd stick to ground-floor rooms from now on.

Hey, maybe he doesn't get hard or cum much anymore but I'm sure it still feels nice to get sucked, right????

Laura is probably sucking on a limp dick

Just imagine how unhinged a person has to be to get banned not just from Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter (she's only back on Twitter thanks to Leon), but also Venmo, Lyft, Uber, PayPal. It's bad enough that Dump has access to classified information, but bringing this kook around? You know he would try to give her a job in his administration. God help us all.

Hey Elder Lez @ R154 are you saying T&L are members of the mile high club? After the dirty deed, was a kosher lunch provided as part of the in-flight service?

I wanna know.

She was involuntarily committed twice. Trump triggers something in the brains of the mentally ill.

My cousin was committed in 2016, in Ireland. His brother went to visit him and the patients were sitting in the communal room watching one of Trump's rallies, absolutely transfixed. They hung on his every word. The mental hospital was the furtherest any of them had ever been from home but they took to Trump like a duck to water and saw him outside of the context of US politics. Like, well, a cult figure. He said it was like a horror movie.

Ben Meiselas sometimes reads the emails sent out by the Dump campaign and I can see how they could trigger something in a fragile brain, where they think he is actually talking directly to them. He’s basically lovebombing them.

R162 And he is also telling them that Kamala is going to take everything from them - job, house, bank accounts, religion, children. If they get it into their heads that she really is the devil but he is letting them down on abortion or Ukraine or whatever ..... You have a terrified, triggered lunatic with a gun feeling like the only way to save the world is take out Trump and put in **insert Republican** Scary shit.

[quote]She's not gonna be ignored

Good thing Trump doesn't have any pets. Wait, does Miss Lindsey count?

This is why Republicans are against funding mental health services. They would have no voters if these people got professional help.

I can't wait for her to go psycho on his ass

R160 isn’t that the point of having a private plane???

I think Trump knows he's going to lose and doesn't give a shit anymore. He's also going to create as much chaos as he can on the way out.

R168 He’s also too bored and lazy to be in the oval office again. He wants to retire to play golf, eat cheeseburgers, maybe do some sex tourism like he’s done in the past. I agree 100%

But isn't the point in winning to stay out of jail? So I think he plans on not doing shit but he does want to win.

r168, likely

R170 There’s a palace of whores waiting for him in Rublyovka, when Putin gives him asylum.

I don't think he will ever see the inside of a prison. It's a pipe dream.

When/If Trump loses, I don't think he'll fight it nor will his Flying Monkeys at election boards. He's done, push the oven OFF button.

Yeah, they'll whine about a "stolen" election but Trump ain't got no Mojo left. He's old, tired, and just wants to rook has moronic cultists for their meager pennies, and may he drain them good.

He'll explore plead deals on his remaining federal cases.

plead - plea

[quote]I can't believe he can perform in any sexual capacity.

He's proven that he has a tongue...

[quote]He's proven that he has a tongue...

And you think he actually knows what to do with it??

Oh honey.

He grabs pussy only

Ole Huck with her nastiness…

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Huckabee is a perfect example of how Republican women hate other women.

Harris not being able, or choosing not, to have biological children is none of her business. But Republican women will use any detail of another woman's life to trash her, so of course she mentions it ignoring that she's a loving and devoted stepmom. I guess conservative women grow up hearing a lot of misogyny at home but they could still choose to not echo it as adults.

Has anyone ever criticized a male politician for not having bio kids? Matt Gaetz, Miss Lindsey, Tim Scott...

Most Republicans won't even criticize their own (Gaetz, Hastert, Trump) for molesting/raping kids, R182

At least Kamala doesn’t dress like a 300 pound hillbilly Nancy Sinatra.

Hard to tell which one has the worse taste.

The Huckabeast is the new Phyllis Schlafly.

Except now, we know Christian Nationalism when we hear it.

Same shit, different puppet.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders has a corrupt administration functioning in the governor’s mansion. Her father set the example. Theft from the state the Huckabees deem it as entitlement.

Does she have to peg Trump with a four-by-four like Junior's new girlfriend does?

Trump cheating on Lá Sènatrice with that cocotte is unforgivable.

Laura Loomer vs Anderson Cooper.

Loomer messing with the longtime, influential CNN anchor continues her stupidity.

Loomer refers to Kamala Harris as 'Shaniqua‘.

That had to be one of the shortest 15 minute reigns on record.

WHET Laura Loomer?

Story has gone dark R192.

Did she even last a Scaramucci?

Perhaps LL got slapped, and slapped good, by Miss Lindsey at Mar-a-Lago?

Probably not great optics for his sidepiece to be traveling everywhere with him while Melania is nowhere to be seen. Melania probably demanded that it stop - not because she cares where he pokes his mushroom, but because she has a book to promote. I don't think his team cares about her blatant racism - it's a feature, not a bug.

Loomer certainly is gaining some fame, but not in a good way.

Deplorables don't care if Melania is nowhere to be found. They love that he's canoodling with some skank.

This has all been normalized.

I haven't been following all of this, is she still hanging around Trump or are they keeping distance?

Perhaps DJT is having Walt Nauta sneak her onto his plane, and wherever he's staying at the time, i. e. Trump Tower, Mar-a-Lago, Bedminster, etc. It has to be kept secret from the non-right wing media, Lindsey Graham, Sen. Tillis, MTG, Melania, and quite a few others involved in his campaign.

I can't imagine Ivanka not telling DJT to dump the hussy now.

They're at least having phone sex. Not sexting because he's so smart. But she's recording it and when she needs attention, she'll release it and we'll all wish we were born without ears.

[quote we'll all wish we were born without ears.

Lol!

ooops

[quote] and we'll all wish we were born without ears.

Still LMAO

Laura Loomer Goes Ballistic After Being Booted From Donald Trump’s Entourage

When you're too toxic for even Donald Trump.

She's not too toxic for him. It's Peter Thiel, Bill Ackman and Harlan Crow AKA the big money behind his campaign who find her too unsavory. The rank-and-file MAGAts probably think she's great.

[quote] we'll all wish we were born without ears.

Lil’ Marco & Dum-Dum Tuberville would not appreciate that.

She’s definitely being pushed out by Thiel, et al. And I wouldn’t doubt if she was whisked off to a Blue state to be scraped and flushed. No way can you have her guaranteeing the marriage to Melanka is a complete sham. It’s why Melanka went on a martyr tour with her book and pleas for peace so her orange tub-of-shit husband would quit getting shot at. Melanka under$tends the assignment. Looney Loomer is just a crazy bitch.

[quote] It's Peter Thiel, Bill Ackman and Harlan Crow…

Who are respectively, the sugar daddies of JD Vance, Bob Menendez, and Clarence Thomas?

Laura’s jealous of MTG.

Trump didn’t attend either the University of Alabama or the University of Georgia. His corrupt, lying ass should not have been invited.

OTOH, MTG was a student at UGA am sad to say..

When Marge changes his diaper, does Donnie longingly whisper: "Laura..."?

I feel so sorry for these two lovebirds, that the billionaires are keeping them apart!

[quote] OTOH, MTG was a student at UGA am sad to say..

Not familiar with her CV so I'll just take a wild guess: dropped out pretty quickly?

Lol at that link R10. What a Catfight!

October surprise: Laura L. will announce that Ivanka, Junior, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron, each will be having a new half sibling.

Marge better keep her car in her garage. That Laura woman looks like she likes to key and break windows.