My Ghetto Cousin is in town

Fart on their food

He put sugar on his lemons.

Just for clarification is it the sugar to which you object or the bizarre habit of eating lemons with sugar on them, rather than plain?

[quote]How do you deal with off-putting relatives?

Start in the basement.

You think your family and their sugared lemons is ghetto? My aunt and my cousin once had a fist fight at a three year olds party.

R2 The fact that he came out his room shirtless in a du rag to grab some lemons I cut up earlier and then proceeded to put brown sugar on them while I had company over and we were watching Jeopardy. Cringe.

Stealth Frau thread

MY aunt and uncle once had a fist fight with their three year old.

Sugar in the gas tank

What were the lemons for?

R5. Such horseshit.

He's a visiting cousin, yet he has his own room. The sugar in question is now brown sugar. Then the story of him being "ghetto" is complimented with him wearing a "du rag." Note to whitey: IT'S A DURAG!

The biggest lie is that you were watching Jeopardy!

I smell meth and Aqua Velva. Teacake is among is...

R10???? What is you talkin bout. The guest room is his room when he visits. Just like it’s my mama room when she visits. And my sister room when she visits. Hence the mafuckin reason I said his room. You need help.

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R11. And here comes the ebonics! You're a master of accents and dialects! A regular Rich Little.

Your sister's room when she visits? Have you and Genie mended fences?

Genie is no longer welcomed to my home.

R14. FUCKING, SERIOUSLY?! It's "WELCOME"!

What in the tina turner wall clock is this hoodrat shit?

That is nothing, I hosted my cousin Marory Lynn and she used the salad fork for her entree. CAN YOU IMAGINE?

I pull up the drawbridge over the moat surrounding my castle, stare out from my bay window at them all stranded there with their mouths agape, and snicker from behind the drapes!

I put salt on my watermelon, am I ghetto?

My brother and wife got into a fight during Thanksgiving dinner. He called her a fat ass and she screamed "Fuck you!" and stormed out of the house to walk around the block.

You can't get any more ghetto than that.

^^HIS wife ^^

You served lemons? He's the ghetto one?

I had my cousin Sunny and her half Haitian children - Paloma and Gabriel - spend a week with me on Martha's Vineyard this past August. Talk about ghetto...I don't even know where to begin about how ghetto they were. Couldn't wait to see their asses head for the ferry.

R23 Did they try to eat the cats?

R24 You guessed it ! And cousin Sunny kept telling me, "They are allowed to do so - they're Half Haitian !"

So they only ate half the cats?

Sunny left her Whitney Houston 1987 wigs behind. She was wearing a durag when she was at my house in August - proving to everyone she's a Black women, even though she presents herself as Latina on 'The View' most days.

R23 Half Haitian? Does that mean they only ate half the dog?

What’d you do with the leftovers?

It was a cockapoo. I ate the cock and tossed out the poo.

Mafuckin!’

I wuz razed like dat.

Does the Ghetto Cousin play jungle music while thrusting his hips and eyeing women lasciviously?

R32 No - he's playing Beyonce's country album.

So he’s a 13 year old girl. Got it.

Sugar on lemons--sounds delish!

[quote] I hosted my cousin Marory

Sum ting wong.

My pregnant cousin once wore a tube top to a wedding - and she was the bride!

Eeerbody know to run from a hood swarm. Dat be 101

KEEP PIMPIN ✌🏾

I know durag is a correct spelling but do-rag makes so much more sense since it’s a rag for your ‘do.

Plus, if you drink lemonade, then what the heck is wrong with sugar on lemons?

Sugar and lemons would be delicious, as is salt on lemons, my sister and I would routinely do that, not too much, eat it all rind and zest, it's the best part, my old gay man puts salt on his watermelon too.

My cousins only be drinkin Kool Aid, Crystal Lite, and purple drank. Shonuff.

Hi Gerg!

I just realized that BROWN sugar was put on the lemons- that is ghetto, white only please, jesus the country is spiraling fast.

salted green apples would be better

I'm Team Tajin on pineapple.

[Quote] My Ghetto Cousin is in town.

What’s his Bumble handle?

cousin gerri

I went to a ghetto food lion a couple weeks ago.

Lemons is for pussies.

We ain't ghetto. We are trash.

R27 You are an idiot. One can be both black and Latina. Black is a race.

R33 ??????????? He is straight, loves Bey, but hates the country album.

A broken clock is right twice a day.

R52. Good job everyone. We all guessed correctly. This is a Teacake thread!