Jeopardy with Ryan Seacrest

Pocket pool.

You mean Wheel of Fortune dummy

Isn't he rich enough? Should've found another host.

Ryan is hosting Wheel, not Jeopardy.

This show might be entertaining, if Ryan were strapped to a fuck wheel with three male contestants spinning him around. Vanna would be replaced by whoever the most recent winner of RuPaul's Drag Race is, changing annually.

OP, you had one simple job and you couldn't get the show right.

YOU FAT WHORE!

OP do you have long term covid?

R7. Why are you talking to yourself, Matt?

OP = Rose

R8 you smoking that crack again? As an addict myself, not crack though, it gets better. Stay strong.

This motherfucking aging ass, delusional ass bitch is going to go to his other motherfucking death bed thinking I’m Matt. And I loves it. Sad soul.

OP sure ain't going to be on Jeopardy any time soon.

Probably wouldn't even make it onto Wheel.

Supermarket Sweep: 50/50 odds.

Wow...full character change between R10 and R11. Usually it takes you a couple of posts to get the dialect right. I guess it's like they say...practice makes perfect.

He's been slipping up for several days, r13. It's been amusing to see.

R13 Bro I am not black nor pretending to be black. Get a life.

Who the fucks keeps arguing with someone every single day with the same stupid as assertion. You have ruined countless other peoples threads. What is your motherfucking problem?

R14 I ain’t slipping shit. I am multifaceted. I am black grew up in NW DC in Takoma Petworth area. Then moved to New York when I was 13, the home city of my parents. What is your mafuckin deal.

R15.. you're not black R16...you are black

This is sick, even for me. Stop ruining threads and go away!

I meant to write I am not Matt. This shit so fkin foolish.

R15 and R16 are Michael Jackson.

Or perhaps R15 and R16 are Prince.

Ryan doesn't belong on Wheel of Fortune - it's a bad fit. After 40 years of Pat's voice - it just sounds weird.

This isn't for him.

Yes Ryan is a bad fit. They need some slow talking hick for the job. Ryan is too hyper.

He's so skinny. Looks like he has the slimmers disease.

Nobody likes the (completely unnecessary) new set.

He’s no Susan Safford

It's lost something - I was no fan of Pat Sajak. I thought he was extremely dull and I never liked him - but Ryan's voice isn't suited for this. It needs a richer deeper voice.

And Ryan is itty bitty - he's only 5'7" but he looks even smaller.

It also seems like a step down for him somehow. Maybe people are getting tired of seeing him and that's getting noticed. Maybe he had to take it.

I find him so utterly charmless and phony. This whole I'm a 50 year old bachelor who doesn't have time to date shtick is so transparent and tired.

I like Ryan and he's popular with the old ladies.

They should have done what Jeopardy did. Bring in a new host/hostess every 2 weeks. It would have been fun and they could see who fit the gig the best.

R28 - I think why not a new host every week of different celebrities? It would be so much more fun - and if they screw up, whoopsie - laughs all around.

We know how the game goes - the host isn't that important - much less so than Jeopardy.

The I too busy to date is true in this instance, he has eighty jobs at one time.

Years ago, when American Idol was airing. I came across a photo of Simon Cowell and Ryan Secrets (totally not on a date), riding a roller coaster in an amusement park as "just friends".

That image revealed all.

Regarding the personality slip-ups. This election season has been wearying, the kremlin us frazzled from the stress

R30 - he's not the only busy person in America. He hosts shows - he's got a fleet of people cleaning, cooking, doing his personal stuff - all he has to do is go on and 'sparkle' while driving a conversation.

There's been no real documented girlfriend/partner - and no I do not think he wants to keep his private life private. He CRAVES attention - if he was really pounding puss, he would be flaunting that all over the place and talking about it.

What is:

OP IS A DUMB C_NT

Pat, I’d like to buy a “U’

The rotating host idea is pretty good. After all, it's just Wheel of Fortune; it hardly even needs a host or letter turner since the show is so automated now.

What he needs to host is his coming out event already.

He’s such a pussyhound! I bet he eats out a different snatch every night!

R36 - but he's so busy - so very very busy - and being the wonderful lover of women that he is - he just can't not eat puss for at least 2 hours. Who's got time for that?