Things in your parents medicine cabinet

Straight razors

Mercurochrome

Valium

Skin Bracer

Vicks Chest Rub

Arrid Extra Dry Anti-Perspirant/Deodorant Cream

Turpentine

Cod Liver Oil

Merthiolate

Ichthammol

Hair tonic

Preparation H

Tucks pads

Oil of Olay

Bayer aspirin

A little slot to dispose of safety razors behind the wall of the cabinet

Stool softener

Noxema

Dristan cold tablets

Allspice aftershave

Grecian Formula (for the greys)

Alka-Seltzer

Preparation H (dear god)

Dr. Scholls corn cushions

Expired bottle of amoxicillin

Big blue Nivea can

Crack

Mums cream deodorant Right Guard spray deodorant Phillips Milk of Magnesia Mercurochrome Bayer aspirin Bandaids November Ben Gay

^ Sorry about the formatting. November should be Noxema.

Absorbine Jr

Calamine Lotion

Sweet Oil

Mentholatum

Sucrets

Anacin

Salt Tablets

Solarcaine

Tylenol, Excedrin, Anbesol, Keri lotion, Magic shave, Vaseline, salt tablets, blue magic conditional hair dress, olive oil cream, aveda, petmo bismol

Vinegar

Witch Hazel

Clove Oil

Cod Liver Oil

(Sorry, that's more my grandmother's medicine cabinet)

Doan's Pills.

Amphetamines, barbiturates, sleeping pills, Chanel pour Monsieur, Estée Lauder Youth-Dew

Brioschi

Dang, my mom is 94 and she doesn't keep any of the above. She has dental floss and a glock, cuz she's a violent bitch with healthy gums.

Old Spice

Aqua Velva

Bayer's aspirin

Steel razor

Butch Wax

Birth control. I taught them a lesson.

Nothing that’s under 20:years old.

Grecian Formula

A brown bottle of Kabul black market laudanum, a deck of Austrian poker cards, a tortoise shell comb, zippo lighter, 40 year old pack of little firecrackers, Mühle shaving mug and sterling silver R89 safety razor, salt crystal deodorant

What are kidney pills supposed to do? Help flush out impurities or something? I assume salt tablets are use to replace what's lost through sweating. Why not use table salt?

Brut cologne and some of those Avon perfumes in various shapes and designs

BromoSeltzer (granules) Ben Gay ointment in a half rolled up tube Tussy underarm deodorant cream in a small jar Hai Karate and Jade East aftershaves Calamine lotion Safety razors and metal razor refill packs Medicated Vaseline in the brown tub

Vitalis for unruly hair (Dad's). It had a really strong smell!

r29 They were apparently for backaches and fatigue due to urinary issues.

[quote]^ Sorry about the formatting. November should be Noxema.

Still wrong. It should be NoxZEMA, as in "knocks eczema."

Sorry, r34. It’s been over 40 years since I've seen a jar.

Alum powder for canker sores.

Bactine.

Scotch Hair-Set Tape.

Dippity-Do.

Apologies if I missed it, but I’ll add Buffrin, Anacin’s bluer cousin.

Bufferin! I missed the “e”.

Helenesque!

My grandmother still has her smelling salts. They're probably from the 1950s but they can still bring tears to your eyes.

Jean Naté

Fixodent

Witch hazel

Sodium bromide

Catarrhal cream

Castor oil

Musterole

Stained bottle of Merthiolate

Pile of fasteners for Ace bandages, but no Ace bandages

Rusty tin of Colgate Tooth Powder

The apostrophe you're missing?

Oh, dear.

The Ban Roll-On I used to anally pleasure myself at 13.

Suppositories for the sister who always was constipated, the Dramamine for the sister who got car sick, the goofballs for the brother who had "behavioral issues," and my father's Maalox. My mother kept bandages because she insisted on using an old fan in the kitchen that didn't have any cover over the blades, so she was always somehow cutting her hand and fingers horribly.

Ayds diet candy

Definitely Prep H

Barbicide for the combs

Norelco electric shaver

Talcum powder by the toilet

Band-Aids

The Dr. Scholl's corn cushions were mainly used for blisters

Chanel No. 5

rust

Truvada

Hemorrhoid cream

Adderalll for the twinks to snort

Stay Ready Fiber Pills for Men

A patch for the wonky eye

a box full of little snaps to fasten your nylons to your garter belt.

Rinso

Geritol

Camay Soap

A dental dam.

Barely used packs of Ibuprofen from different European countries

November Ben Gay sounds like an aging homosexual rapper.

Serutan

Anal bleach Lubricants of all tastes and smells Douches Bengay (a long time)! XL Black, ribbed for they/them pleasure condoms A Nestles Crunch Bar

Yardley English Rose talc shaker

Eyelash curlers

Assorted very used emery boards

Nothing much.

My mom kept all her drugs in her purse, which she slept with. So unwilling to share her valium and diet pills.

My dad kept his drugs in the fridge: Budweiser and Pabst Blue Ribbon.

[QUOTE]she insisted on using an old fan in the kitchen that didn't have any cover over the blades, so she was always somehow cutting her hand and fingers horribly.

Why did she stick her hand in the fan blades, r46?

Peroxide

The unopened $1.50 bottle of Woolworth's perfume I gave Mom for Mother's Day that she was saving for a special occasion.

The garrot.

I’m Coriciden and Sucrets for colds and the tons of hemorrhoidal creams, ointments and suppositories

Hormone pills and dilators.

Some of you eldergays are still using these items lol

[quote]I’m Coriciden and Sucrets for colds

Don't forget the Sucrets box in the sewing basket that holds dozens of buttons.

Today it would be an Altoids tin.

Dettol!

Old spice

My grandmother had this bottle woth weird looking leaves small branches of some sort of ...soaking in hard liquor. Everytime i complained of a tummy ache she would give me a shot of it in a bottle cap

Father John's Medicine

Melted candles

"nerve pills" which were valium. If I headache as a kid my mom would offer me half of a nerve pill, which I never took.