Shawn Mendes absolutely KILLED IT at the VMAs last night!

[quote] It’s the talk of the town!

Hempstead?

He's off key. I can't even hear him singing when the backup singers aren't vocalising. The hired young ladies waving their arms look ridiculous. Is this the 1970s and is he Shaun Cassidy? No. (Shaun had a bubble butt and a BIG package.)

The only point I'll give you is that he's handsome.

If a tree falls …

He's No Maluma!

Who the fuck mentioned Spanish singing Maluma? Who would ever compare them?

HE'S NO MALUMA!

Oh, I bet he's wondering what sweet young thing he can take back to his hotel room after that concert. Some lucky girl got her back blown out that night!

That was terrible. It's like he's trying to flop.

How are the VMA's still a thing since music videos are not? MTV is over.

[quote] How are the VMA's still a thing

I assume it survives mainly as a vehicle for Swifties to spam vote for their queen.

Sounds like gay cats fuckin.

He was amazing.

At least In My Blood was an earworm. This is pathetically unremarkable.

I like his new music.

He doesn’t want to make music like “In My Blood” anymore. He isn’t 19 anymore.

Celebrating

R14, this is his "mature" sound?

I hope r13 has worms

Is the "song" where he gets his imaginary girlfriend pregnant and can't figure out how it happened?

[quote]Oh, I bet he's wondering what sweet young thing he can take back to his hotel room after that concert. Some lucky girl got her back blown out that night!

Shawn is such a pussy hound. He can't stop sticking his dick in poontang!

R17 I hope you lose your hearing and need a loud ass speaker to "feel" his "music."

The VMAs are no longer a thing. Next!

"The VMAs are no longer a thing."

1995 is calling on Line 1. They want their awards show back.

Video of the year/...."where can I watch that?"

Anyway, his recent album is a massive flop, so appearing at the VMAs won't change anything.

Why would his record label even allow him to release something that has absolutely no chance of being a hit?

Too bad OP wasn't front and center to throw her large panties on stage.

He's no Harry Styles!

R25 what a stupid comment.

R24 you mean the album that isn’t out for another month?

OP's post is a joke righjt? That was a dog's breakfast of nonsense!

VMAs saw a slight boost this year, bringing in over 4 million viewers, their highest ratings in 4 years.

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Coming on the heels of Shawn's Oscar worthy star turn in "Lyle, Lyle Crocodile," his next album will be number one with a bullet, guaranteed.

I like him, but that was B O R I N G

I want to fuck his butt, but

Is he trying to be a younger John Mayer

What a snooze fest. Terrible song - but he looked sexy. Ugh - boring rock ballads are so 80's.

He killed Camilla?

The music video

He can't sing.

Hey Shawn .. put the mic down and leave it there.

Please.

Shawn & friends:

Shawn backstage:

That was incredibly out of tune. Almost a half step sharp most of the time. I couldn't see well enough to tell if he was wearing some sort of ear enhancement, which some singers use to be able to hear their instruments over the crowd, but whatever he had or didn't have, it wasn't working.

Is the song sampled from Purple Rain? I dig it.

He tryna sing too sexy and can’t sell it but I like the song.

Shawn AI:

[quote]It’s the talk of the town

Oh, honey, 🌸🌸🌸🌸, I've been the talk of the town since the 2007 VMAs 🏆🏆🏆 . Seventeen years and counting 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

Mouah! 👄

Gosh, he was really out of tune.

But I appreciate he actually took a chance with a bluesy rock song. Not exactly what most pop stars do.

I am not into younger guys at all, but he's very attractive. So there's always that.

[Quote]Is the "song" where he gets his imaginary girlfriend pregnant and can't figure out how it happened?

Shawn only butt fucks, so he's not aware of how vagines work.

Is it just me or is Taylor Swift's neck getting thicker in her dotage?

At r43, he's giving Brandon Boyd of Incubus vibes, circa early 2000s. Minus the vocal ability and charisma.

Taylor Swift can run but she can't hide - she gonna pork out like her mama eventually.

I wouldn't know who this man is but for Datalounge, so I listened. What shit was that? All posturing and emoting, but he forgot to sing. The sound was a mess but I did listen carefully and, indeed, it was terrible. Slurry sleepy, mumbling in drunk dreams lyrics that, when I can hear them, I can only decipher about one,-third of the lyrics or individual words. No range, no depth, not a good voice and he doesn't bother to sing.

I can listen to any song in French or German and understand 3/4 of the lyrics thanks to public school a half century ago. But this mush mouthed shit is indecipherable and sounds like the numbly guy with pants stiff with shit asking for some coins.

Terrible song and he's shrieking!

Did Queen Bey win anything? I didn't watch.

Right, r37. He's clearly been influenced by his pal John Mayer. Unfortunately, unlike John, he has zero signing voice which makes his live performances sound like a scratching a chalkboard. His studio stuff can be manipulated into listenability, but the live performances sound horrible. Good thing he's still somewhat pretty to look at.

I didn’t care for the song.

This song of his though I really like.

Perhaps he should get back in the celebrity fragrance market.

^^Smell like Shawn Mendes!

In other words, cum and ass.

Spicy musk and resinous hemp under screechy aldehydic top notes.

He can take out his pecs and say the White Diamonds line "These have always brought me luck."

Still no clue who this person is and thank God I stopped watching awards crap years ago.

sexy slut

What the fuck do we care about a closeted millionaire being "comfortable"?

Sounds like a bag of rabid cats being poked with a sharp stick.

Shawn & friends: