SNL promotes Marcello Hernandez, drops Chloe Troast

Who's that on the right?

Marcello is so adorable. I want to put him in my pocket.

I hope they give Marcello plenty of characters to play WITHOUT his shirt on. He's got a damn hot body.

Troast is a uniquely terrible last name. So simple yet quite unsettling.

Ok figured out it's Jon Hamm. Never would have recognized him.

I'll say it - Troast is Toast.

Troast is toast?

Maya Rudolph is rejoining the cast, as she will play Kamala Harris this season. They are still trying to cast someone to play JD Vance and Tim Walz this season.

Are you all really going crazy over this bit lump of nothing? God, the Dl has plunged to previously unimagined levels of desperation.

She was no Molly Kearney!

R9, you don’t have to like him. I think he’s funny, clever, and extremely sexy/cute.

I love Marcello!

Michael Longfellow is on thin ice if he doesn't get more screen time.

Longfellow did fine for the past three seasons with very little screen time.

Longfellow adds a couple of strong elements to the show: a) cute boyfriend type; b) acerbic but benign Norm Macdonald Jr.

His Weekend Update bits are consistently amusing.

Most importantly, I detect that Jake is sporting a fully erect penis in those trousers he’s wearing in that screenshot.

Ashley Padilla looks like the love child of Amy Adams and Rachel Weisz.

1st thread was better

Marcello Hernandez is hung

Troast had some talent, but she came across as a try-hard (like Casey Wilson), so she wasn’t funny. As for that non-binary person, Molly Kearny, there’s no there. That person had no personality, couldn’t play different characters, flubber her lines, and couldn’t take her eyes off the cue cards, even if she had only one line in a skit. How she slipped by into a 2nd season is a mystery. She added nothing.

She IS toast!

[quote] flubber her lines

R19 Is that you, Molly?

Michael Longfellow is lack luster.

I actually liked Troast. She could really sing and was weird in a way not quite as off-putting as Sarah Sherman.

Marcello is hot as fuck but had to unfollow him on FB because he talked way too much about God. Dat ass, tho!

[quote]Marcello Hernandez is hung

You know this how?

R5 Both he and Jake Gyllenhaal look like AI generated versions of themselves for some reason. You know how they always look just like the person but just slightly different.

Who, who, and who?

10 straight seasons (and counting) of weak casts.

R9? It’s DL, in caps. Otherwise it looks like Di and nobody knows what you’re talking about, newbie.

[quote]Michael Longfellow is lack luster

That’s why he’d be perfect as JD Vance — no need to stretch at all. He’s also creepy AF.

I betcha Hernandez has low hangers for balls.

[quote]Maya Rudolph is rejoining the cast, as she will play Kamala Harris this season

They can't use one of their current cast members? And who rejoins a cast of a TV show? Reeks of no other opportunities.

They kicked out Blah Blah Blah and "promoted" Blah Blah Blah and hired Blah Blah Blah.

Thanks, OP!

R30 She was just nominated for four Emmys this year and won one of them. She’s fine and sends her love.

R31 Pleasure !

One drunken night I told Tina Fey I would like get my very own Sarah Palin in the form of an educated highly capable woman. She laughed in my face. I’m laughing now to the bank.

R9 Young average twinks seem to be the rage here.

R9 / r35 He’s cute

Who? Why? WHO? WHY? SNL? Who cares?

R37 Apparently you if you took the time to read through the thread and post on it.

r38 has embarrassed you, r37

[quote]Marcello is hot as fuck but had to unfollow him on FB because he talked way too much about God.

Instant boner killer.

R39 With that tepid reply? Hardly.

Who's Marcello fucking these days?

R41 A tepid question gets a tepid reply. Got to meet you where you're at. Too easy to embarrass you.

I just saw this while looking for the premiere thread. WTF? That no-talent Devon Walker gets promoted while another female gets the boot? At least Chloe could sing and hold her own in a sketch. What a DEI (unfunny) joke this show has become.

R44, here is the thread for tonight's premiere:

It has recently come to my attention that I and Lorne Michaels do not love Chloe Tro-AHST.

Thanks, R45, I'll see you there.

[quote]Are you all really going crazy over this bit lump of nothing? God, the Dl has plunged to previously unimagined levels of desperation.

I've noticed that a lot of ultra-liberal "woke" gays are really into ugly actors and are dismissive of traditionally handsome men.

Jesus god I fucking loathe Andy Fucking Samburg with the heat of ten billion galaxies.

Yeah you said that in another thread.