SNL promotes Marcello Hernandez, drops Chloe Troast
Just weeks before the 50th Season premiere, SNL has promoted Marcello Hernandez ,Michael Longfellow, and Devon Walker to the main cast as 'featured players' as they begin their third season with the show, while firing Chloe Troast (who ?) after just one season. Troast posted on her social media this week she found out she was not going back. Earlier this summer, SNL fired Punkie Johnson and their first non-binary cast member, Molly Kearney.
SNL announced three new hires for Season 50: Ashley Padilla, Emil Wakim, and Jane Wickline.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 50 | September 29, 2024 3:51 PM
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Marcello is so adorable. I want to put him in my pocket.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 11, 2024 11:41 PM
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I hope they give Marcello plenty of characters to play WITHOUT his shirt on. He's got a damn hot body.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 11, 2024 11:44 PM
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Troast is a uniquely terrible last name. So simple yet quite unsettling.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 11, 2024 11:45 PM
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Ok figured out it's Jon Hamm. Never would have recognized him.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 11, 2024 11:46 PM
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I'll say it - Troast is Toast.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 11, 2024 11:47 PM
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Maya Rudolph is rejoining the cast, as she will play Kamala Harris this season. They are still trying to cast someone to play JD Vance and Tim Walz this season.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 11, 2024 11:50 PM
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Are you all really going crazy over this bit lump of nothing? God, the Dl has plunged to previously unimagined levels of desperation.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 9 | September 11, 2024 11:54 PM
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She was no Molly Kearney!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 11, 2024 11:57 PM
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R9, you don’t have to like him. I think he’s funny, clever, and extremely sexy/cute.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 12, 2024 12:17 AM
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Michael Longfellow is on thin ice if he doesn't get more screen time.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 12, 2024 12:32 AM
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Longfellow did fine for the past three seasons with very little screen time.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 12, 2024 12:35 AM
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Longfellow adds a couple of strong elements to the show: a) cute boyfriend type; b) acerbic but benign Norm Macdonald Jr.
His Weekend Update bits are consistently amusing.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 12, 2024 12:42 AM
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Most importantly, I detect that Jake is sporting a fully erect penis in those trousers he’s wearing in that screenshot.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 12, 2024 12:50 AM
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Ashley Padilla looks like the love child of Amy Adams and Rachel Weisz.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 12, 2024 2:07 AM
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1st thread was better
Marcello Hernandez is hung
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 12, 2024 2:08 AM
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Troast had some talent, but she came across as a try-hard (like Casey Wilson), so she wasn’t funny. As for that non-binary person, Molly Kearny, there’s no there. That person had no personality, couldn’t play different characters, flubber her lines, and couldn’t take her eyes off the cue cards, even if she had only one line in a skit. How she slipped by into a 2nd season is a mystery. She added nothing.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 12, 2024 2:08 AM
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[quote] flubber her lines
R19 Is that you, Molly?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 12, 2024 5:05 AM
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Michael Longfellow is lack luster.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 12, 2024 5:07 AM
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I actually liked Troast. She could really sing and was weird in a way not quite as off-putting as Sarah Sherman.
Marcello is hot as fuck but had to unfollow him on FB because he talked way too much about God. Dat ass, tho!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 12, 2024 5:30 AM
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[quote]Marcello Hernandez is hung
You know this how?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 12, 2024 5:57 AM
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R5 Both he and Jake Gyllenhaal look like AI generated versions of themselves for some reason. You know how they always look just like the person but just slightly different.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 12, 2024 6:02 AM
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Who, who, and who?
10 straight seasons (and counting) of weak casts.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 12, 2024 6:27 AM
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R9? It’s DL, in caps. Otherwise it looks like Di and nobody knows what you’re talking about, newbie.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 12, 2024 7:58 AM
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[quote]Michael Longfellow is lack luster
That’s why he’d be perfect as JD Vance — no need to stretch at all. He’s also creepy AF.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 12, 2024 8:36 AM
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I betcha Hernandez has low hangers for balls.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 13, 2024 12:04 AM
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[quote]Maya Rudolph is rejoining the cast, as she will play Kamala Harris this season
They can't use one of their current cast members? And who rejoins a cast of a TV show? Reeks of no other opportunities.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 13, 2024 12:07 AM
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They kicked out Blah Blah Blah and "promoted" Blah Blah Blah and hired Blah Blah Blah.
Thanks, OP!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 13, 2024 12:10 AM
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R30 She was just nominated for four Emmys this year and won one of them. She’s fine and sends her love.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 13, 2024 12:29 AM
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One drunken night I told Tina Fey I would like get my very own Sarah Palin in the form of an educated highly capable woman. She laughed in my face. I’m laughing now to the bank.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 13, 2024 12:54 AM
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R9 Young average twinks seem to be the rage here.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 13, 2024 1:09 AM
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Who? Why? WHO? WHY? SNL? Who cares?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 13, 2024 1:44 AM
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R37 Apparently you if you took the time to read through the thread and post on it.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 13, 2024 1:49 AM
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r38 has embarrassed you, r37
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 13, 2024 2:49 AM
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[quote]Marcello is hot as fuck but had to unfollow him on FB because he talked way too much about God.
Instant boner killer.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 13, 2024 5:19 AM
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R39 With that tepid reply? Hardly.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 13, 2024 4:50 PM
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Who's Marcello fucking these days?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 13, 2024 5:17 PM
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R41 A tepid question gets a tepid reply. Got to meet you where you're at. Too easy to embarrass you.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 13, 2024 9:54 PM
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I just saw this while looking for the premiere thread. WTF? That no-talent Devon Walker gets promoted while another female gets the boot? At least Chloe could sing and hold her own in a sketch. What a DEI (unfunny) joke this show has become.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 29, 2024 1:56 AM
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R44, here is the thread for tonight's premiere:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 45 | September 29, 2024 2:11 AM
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It has recently come to my attention that I and Lorne Michaels do not love Chloe Tro-AHST.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 29, 2024 2:16 AM
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Thanks, R45, I'll see you there.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 29, 2024 3:02 AM
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[quote]Are you all really going crazy over this bit lump of nothing? God, the Dl has plunged to previously unimagined levels of desperation.
I've noticed that a lot of ultra-liberal "woke" gays are really into ugly actors and are dismissive of traditionally handsome men.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 29, 2024 3:12 AM
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Jesus god I fucking loathe Andy Fucking Samburg with the heat of ten billion galaxies.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 29, 2024 3:35 AM
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Yeah you said that in another thread.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 29, 2024 3:51 PM
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