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SNL promotes Marcello Hernandez, drops Chloe Troast

Just weeks before the 50th Season premiere, SNL has promoted Marcello Hernandez ,Michael Longfellow, and Devon Walker to the main cast as 'featured players' as they begin their third season with the show, while firing Chloe Troast (who ?) after just one season. Troast posted on her social media this week she found out she was not going back. Earlier this summer, SNL fired Punkie Johnson and their first non-binary cast member, Molly Kearney.

SNL announced three new hires for Season 50: Ashley Padilla, Emil Wakim, and Jane Wickline.

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by Anonymousreply 50September 29, 2024 3:51 PM

Who's that on the right?

by Anonymousreply 1September 11, 2024 11:39 PM

Marcello is so adorable. I want to put him in my pocket.

by Anonymousreply 2September 11, 2024 11:41 PM

I hope they give Marcello plenty of characters to play WITHOUT his shirt on. He's got a damn hot body.

by Anonymousreply 3September 11, 2024 11:44 PM

Troast is a uniquely terrible last name. So simple yet quite unsettling.

by Anonymousreply 4September 11, 2024 11:45 PM

Ok figured out it's Jon Hamm. Never would have recognized him.

by Anonymousreply 5September 11, 2024 11:46 PM

I'll say it - Troast is Toast.

by Anonymousreply 6September 11, 2024 11:47 PM

Troast is toast?

by Anonymousreply 7September 11, 2024 11:47 PM

Maya Rudolph is rejoining the cast, as she will play Kamala Harris this season. They are still trying to cast someone to play JD Vance and Tim Walz this season.

by Anonymousreply 8September 11, 2024 11:50 PM

Are you all really going crazy over this bit lump of nothing? God, the Dl has plunged to previously unimagined levels of desperation.

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by Anonymousreply 9September 11, 2024 11:54 PM

She was no Molly Kearney!

by Anonymousreply 10September 11, 2024 11:57 PM

R9, you don’t have to like him. I think he’s funny, clever, and extremely sexy/cute.

by Anonymousreply 11September 12, 2024 12:17 AM

I love Marcello!

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by Anonymousreply 12September 12, 2024 12:18 AM

Michael Longfellow is on thin ice if he doesn't get more screen time.

by Anonymousreply 13September 12, 2024 12:32 AM

Longfellow did fine for the past three seasons with very little screen time.

by Anonymousreply 14September 12, 2024 12:35 AM

Longfellow adds a couple of strong elements to the show: a) cute boyfriend type; b) acerbic but benign Norm Macdonald Jr.

His Weekend Update bits are consistently amusing.

by Anonymousreply 15September 12, 2024 12:42 AM

Most importantly, I detect that Jake is sporting a fully erect penis in those trousers he’s wearing in that screenshot.

by Anonymousreply 16September 12, 2024 12:50 AM

Ashley Padilla looks like the love child of Amy Adams and Rachel Weisz.

by Anonymousreply 17September 12, 2024 2:07 AM

1st thread was better

Marcello Hernandez is hung

by Anonymousreply 18September 12, 2024 2:08 AM

Troast had some talent, but she came across as a try-hard (like Casey Wilson), so she wasn’t funny. As for that non-binary person, Molly Kearny, there’s no there. That person had no personality, couldn’t play different characters, flubber her lines, and couldn’t take her eyes off the cue cards, even if she had only one line in a skit. How she slipped by into a 2nd season is a mystery. She added nothing.

by Anonymousreply 19September 12, 2024 2:08 AM

She IS toast!

by Anonymousreply 20September 12, 2024 3:49 AM

[quote] flubber her lines

R19 Is that you, Molly?

by Anonymousreply 21September 12, 2024 5:05 AM

Michael Longfellow is lack luster.

by Anonymousreply 22September 12, 2024 5:07 AM

I actually liked Troast. She could really sing and was weird in a way not quite as off-putting as Sarah Sherman.

Marcello is hot as fuck but had to unfollow him on FB because he talked way too much about God. Dat ass, tho!

by Anonymousreply 23September 12, 2024 5:30 AM

[quote]Marcello Hernandez is hung

You know this how?

by Anonymousreply 24September 12, 2024 5:57 AM

R5 Both he and Jake Gyllenhaal look like AI generated versions of themselves for some reason. You know how they always look just like the person but just slightly different.

by Anonymousreply 25September 12, 2024 6:02 AM

Who, who, and who?

10 straight seasons (and counting) of weak casts.

by Anonymousreply 26September 12, 2024 6:27 AM

R9? It’s DL, in caps. Otherwise it looks like Di and nobody knows what you’re talking about, newbie.

by Anonymousreply 27September 12, 2024 7:58 AM

[quote]Michael Longfellow is lack luster

That’s why he’d be perfect as JD Vance — no need to stretch at all. He’s also creepy AF.

by Anonymousreply 28September 12, 2024 8:36 AM

I betcha Hernandez has low hangers for balls.

by Anonymousreply 29September 13, 2024 12:04 AM

[quote]Maya Rudolph is rejoining the cast, as she will play Kamala Harris this season

They can't use one of their current cast members? And who rejoins a cast of a TV show? Reeks of no other opportunities.

by Anonymousreply 30September 13, 2024 12:07 AM

They kicked out Blah Blah Blah and "promoted" Blah Blah Blah and hired Blah Blah Blah.

Thanks, OP!

by Anonymousreply 31September 13, 2024 12:10 AM

R30 She was just nominated for four Emmys this year and won one of them. She’s fine and sends her love.

by Anonymousreply 32September 13, 2024 12:29 AM

R31 Pleasure !

by Anonymousreply 33September 13, 2024 12:34 AM

One drunken night I told Tina Fey I would like get my very own Sarah Palin in the form of an educated highly capable woman. She laughed in my face. I’m laughing now to the bank.

by Anonymousreply 34September 13, 2024 12:54 AM

R9 Young average twinks seem to be the rage here.

by Anonymousreply 35September 13, 2024 1:09 AM

R9 / r35 He’s cute

by Anonymousreply 36September 13, 2024 1:22 AM

Who? Why? WHO? WHY? SNL? Who cares?

by Anonymousreply 37September 13, 2024 1:44 AM

R37 Apparently you if you took the time to read through the thread and post on it.

by Anonymousreply 38September 13, 2024 1:49 AM

r38 has embarrassed you, r37

by Anonymousreply 39September 13, 2024 2:49 AM

[quote]Marcello is hot as fuck but had to unfollow him on FB because he talked way too much about God.

Instant boner killer.

by Anonymousreply 40September 13, 2024 5:19 AM

R39 With that tepid reply? Hardly.

by Anonymousreply 41September 13, 2024 4:50 PM

Who's Marcello fucking these days?

by Anonymousreply 42September 13, 2024 5:17 PM

R41 A tepid question gets a tepid reply. Got to meet you where you're at. Too easy to embarrass you.

by Anonymousreply 43September 13, 2024 9:54 PM

I just saw this while looking for the premiere thread. WTF? That no-talent Devon Walker gets promoted while another female gets the boot? At least Chloe could sing and hold her own in a sketch. What a DEI (unfunny) joke this show has become.

by Anonymousreply 44September 29, 2024 1:56 AM

R44, here is the thread for tonight's premiere:

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by Anonymousreply 45September 29, 2024 2:11 AM

It has recently come to my attention that I and Lorne Michaels do not love Chloe Tro-AHST.

by Anonymousreply 46September 29, 2024 2:16 AM

Thanks, R45, I'll see you there.

by Anonymousreply 47September 29, 2024 3:02 AM

[quote]Are you all really going crazy over this bit lump of nothing? God, the Dl has plunged to previously unimagined levels of desperation.

I've noticed that a lot of ultra-liberal "woke" gays are really into ugly actors and are dismissive of traditionally handsome men.

by Anonymousreply 48September 29, 2024 3:12 AM

Jesus god I fucking loathe Andy Fucking Samburg with the heat of ten billion galaxies.

by Anonymousreply 49September 29, 2024 3:35 AM

Yeah you said that in another thread.

by Anonymousreply 50September 29, 2024 3:51 PM
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