Moo Deng

[quote]Can she be the DL Therapy Hippo?

Oh, I think the DL has many, many posters who would qualify.

Dollface thread

New teefs, who dis?

Yeah, she's cute now but give it a few years. Hippos are real cunts.

They're not cunts per se, they're just killing machines, it's impossible to domesticate their natural instincts away.

Moo is a pygmy hippo. Totally different from their asshole cousins

Yaaaaaaas

Oversized , very loud, and prone to viciousness. Put a hippopotamus in a size 24 Lane Bryant muumuu and its a dead ringer for my fat daughter.

Tastes between pork and chicken. Frederick Russell Burnham wanted to introduce big African game to the early American meat industry.

Ooops. between pork and beef, not chicken. Frogs taste kinda like chicken.

Sweetie! 🥰

Bath time.

Awwww. Dollface.

Hippoface thread. 😃

Moo Deng has changed the world

Is Moo Deng the new Princess Diana?

More cute animals, less Trump!

Moo for President!

In the icebox you'll find in a can

Some leftovers of Moo Deng gai pan!

More Moo Deng, fewer Fan Tan Wong.

She has a 24 hour livestream

Moo!!! DENG.

I'm the only one who finds this animal filthy and revolting?

She’s an evil pos. Nothing calming about her whatsoever

Her name means "Bouncy Pork".

Wasn't she married to Rupert Murdoch?

Oh wait that was Wendi Deng any relation OP?

[quote] Her name means "Bouncy Pork".

With how many do we get egg roll?

[quote]Her name means "Bouncy Pig."

FTFY

“No egg loll. Only spling loll. You want # 23 extla spicy?”

I might go as Moo Deng for Halloween. Anyone have some old leather? I want to sew a suit...

[quote] Anyone have some old leather?

Luke Evans.

It's a TOOMAH!

I wonder what it's like to be a cute little pygmy hippo? Super fun, or meh?

[quote]Oversized , very loud, and prone to viciousness. Put a hippopotamus in a size 24 Lane Bryant muumuu...

I prefer a tutu.

She’s a cake

I did not like the knife cutting the photo realistic Moo Deng. Maybe if it was more cartoony looking...

I prefer my therapy animals to be somewhat less slimy. In fact, completely non-slimy. Fur really does wonders.

MEOW

Deng….

Mumu Deng!!

Deng dong!!

This sent me down a hippo hole. They're insane!

Although, what the indigenous people in Ghana accomplished by moving away from the Riverlands, changing the behavior in the animals, achieving peace, is incredible.

Thought I'd share something I'd learned...

The meanest and nastiest animals on the planet.