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Moo Deng

Can she be the DL Therapy Hippo?

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by Anonymousreply 47October 7, 2024 9:32 PM

[quote]Can she be the DL Therapy Hippo?

Oh, I think the DL has many, many posters who would qualify.

by Anonymousreply 1September 10, 2024 1:23 PM

Dollface thread

by Anonymousreply 2September 10, 2024 1:23 PM

New teefs, who dis?

by Anonymousreply 3September 10, 2024 1:29 PM

Yeah, she's cute now but give it a few years. Hippos are real cunts.

by Anonymousreply 4September 10, 2024 2:26 PM

They're not cunts per se, they're just killing machines, it's impossible to domesticate their natural instincts away.

by Anonymousreply 5September 10, 2024 2:36 PM

Moo is a pygmy hippo. Totally different from their asshole cousins

by Anonymousreply 6September 10, 2024 2:47 PM

Yaaaaaaas

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by Anonymousreply 7September 11, 2024 7:56 PM

Oversized , very loud, and prone to viciousness. Put a hippopotamus in a size 24 Lane Bryant muumuu and its a dead ringer for my fat daughter.

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by Anonymousreply 8September 11, 2024 8:02 PM
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by Anonymousreply 9September 12, 2024 9:53 AM

Tastes between pork and chicken. Frederick Russell Burnham wanted to introduce big African game to the early American meat industry.

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by Anonymousreply 10September 12, 2024 9:59 AM

Ooops. between pork and beef, not chicken. Frogs taste kinda like chicken.

by Anonymousreply 11September 12, 2024 10:01 AM

Sweetie! 🥰

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by Anonymousreply 12September 13, 2024 3:00 PM

Bath time.

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by Anonymousreply 13September 13, 2024 3:20 PM

Awwww. Dollface.

by Anonymousreply 14September 13, 2024 3:45 PM
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by Anonymousreply 15September 14, 2024 12:33 AM

Hippoface thread. 😃

by Anonymousreply 16September 14, 2024 12:35 AM
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by Anonymousreply 17September 14, 2024 6:32 PM

Moo Deng has changed the world

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by Anonymousreply 18September 14, 2024 11:14 PM

Is Moo Deng the new Princess Diana?

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by Anonymousreply 19September 16, 2024 1:11 PM

More cute animals, less Trump!

by Anonymousreply 20September 16, 2024 1:26 PM

Moo for President!

by Anonymousreply 21September 16, 2024 2:16 PM

In the icebox you'll find in a can

Some leftovers of Moo Deng gai pan!

by Anonymousreply 22September 16, 2024 2:36 PM

More Moo Deng, fewer Fan Tan Wong.

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by Anonymousreply 23September 21, 2024 7:59 AM

She has a 24 hour livestream

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by Anonymousreply 24September 30, 2024 6:07 AM

Moo!!! DENG.

by Anonymousreply 25September 30, 2024 11:24 PM

I'm the only one who finds this animal filthy and revolting?

by Anonymousreply 26September 30, 2024 11:35 PM

She’s an evil pos. Nothing calming about her whatsoever

by Anonymousreply 27September 30, 2024 11:38 PM

Her name means "Bouncy Pork".

by Anonymousreply 28September 30, 2024 11:56 PM

Wasn't she married to Rupert Murdoch?

Oh wait that was Wendi Deng any relation OP?

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by Anonymousreply 29October 1, 2024 1:24 AM

[quote] Her name means "Bouncy Pork".

With how many do we get egg roll?

by Anonymousreply 30October 1, 2024 2:46 AM

[quote]Her name means "Bouncy Pig."

FTFY

by Anonymousreply 31October 2, 2024 9:57 PM

“No egg loll. Only spling loll. You want # 23 extla spicy?”

by Anonymousreply 32October 2, 2024 11:36 PM

I might go as Moo Deng for Halloween. Anyone have some old leather? I want to sew a suit...

by Anonymousreply 33October 3, 2024 2:23 AM

[quote] Anyone have some old leather?

Luke Evans.

by Anonymousreply 34October 3, 2024 3:08 AM

It's a TOOMAH!

by Anonymousreply 35October 3, 2024 3:12 AM

I wonder what it's like to be a cute little pygmy hippo? Super fun, or meh?

by Anonymousreply 36October 3, 2024 10:39 AM

[quote]Oversized , very loud, and prone to viciousness. Put a hippopotamus in a size 24 Lane Bryant muumuu...

I prefer a tutu.

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by Anonymousreply 37October 3, 2024 12:03 PM

She’s a cake

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by Anonymousreply 38October 5, 2024 1:37 PM

I did not like the knife cutting the photo realistic Moo Deng. Maybe if it was more cartoony looking...

by Anonymousreply 39October 5, 2024 2:54 PM

I prefer my therapy animals to be somewhat less slimy. In fact, completely non-slimy. Fur really does wonders.

by Anonymousreply 40October 5, 2024 3:05 PM

MEOW

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by Anonymousreply 41October 6, 2024 6:49 PM

Deng….

by Anonymousreply 42October 6, 2024 6:51 PM

Mumu Deng!!

by Anonymousreply 43October 7, 2024 7:31 PM

Deng dong!!

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by Anonymousreply 44October 7, 2024 7:55 PM

This sent me down a hippo hole. They're insane!

by Anonymousreply 45October 7, 2024 8:57 PM

Although, what the indigenous people in Ghana accomplished by moving away from the Riverlands, changing the behavior in the animals, achieving peace, is incredible.

Thought I'd share something I'd learned...

by Anonymousreply 46October 7, 2024 8:59 PM

The meanest and nastiest animals on the planet.

by Anonymousreply 47October 7, 2024 9:32 PM
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