“We’ll never stop rewarding Nicholas Galitzine for going back in the closet!” vows Amazon

And I give She-Man three million reasons to stay in it.

She-Man?

"We'll never stop rewarding Nicholas Galitzine for being autistic and dating Russell Mulcahy!" vows Amazon

title OP's 7th Galitzine thread

Lucky I have a rich husband cuz I can't land a fukin Amazon toothpaste commercial.

Oh fuck I was hoping Mulcahey wouldn't have discovered imgbox

Everyone knows Mrs Bambi Kevitch is queer

Everyone knows OP is the looney No One is Gay But Everyone Is Autistic Or Russell Who The Fuck Troll.

His role in 1,000 Nights of Hero Galitzine plays a evil hetero stud who trys to convert a lesbian unsucessfully.

He's already played that part unsucessfully.

Oy ! We both flopped in that part.

The Galitzine-Kevitchs back from vacay. You can hear Nick coaching his man and laughing in background. Austin looks at Bambi and reflexively grabs his schlong.😁

Why is it so hard for frau stans to accept that two actors who play happily partnered gay men are actually happily partnered gay men?

Our closet has its rewards.

He's So Manly-Man

he looks like a cunt

R12 is that really them?

Mazel Tov on your 30th birthday to Mrs Bambi Kevitch. Oy I still feel ya bubbela.

We'll never stop blowing his candle.

Oy! I'm feeling it every chance I get.

R10: Why do I find it so hot when dumb guys grab their dick when they get confused?

I always assumed it was a straight-guy thing, but I guess dumb gays do it too.

R19 randy dumb fagelas

R19 Kevitch is not dumb. He graduated with honors from lil Ivy Bucknell University. He is quite the computer nerd. As Galitzine prides himself on his intellect doubt he would partner with some bloke for six years if he were a dolt. No matter how fetching or well hung.

Who?

Is this the guy whose butt looks like two collapsed baby volley balls?

R22 two fallen vanilla souffles

Oy vey! I'm working day & nite on Bambi's squats to get his tuchus into He-Man shape.

Bambi's new He-Man mask slips when he spys Austin in the audience.

Roman Holiday. Amanti far but always close.

always close... where else do you expect a gay man's partner of six years to be?

Half of this thread is just the same maniac.

R28 Boo.

Bambi is ok but Austin is Oy Fukin Vey Fine.

Are our bellissimo finocchi on their way to Roma? Mile high club?

We put the mating in "mates".

Bambi is not gay but his boyfriend is.😂

Austin Steven Kevith bio

Birthday a gay old time appears to been have had by none.

Simple math

girlfriend Camila Cabello - boyfriend Nicholas Galitzine = Austin Kevitch homosexual

Jesus Christ Mulcahey it’s past your bedtime.

Isn't it time to end this charade girls?

Is tha Michael Damian with Nick in the r25 gif?

R38 Big Mike Damian has been hired to help Nick "butch up" his image. Coach him on the rules of He-Manliness.

Rule #1 : Don't be mistaken for a lesbian.

They are a beautiful couple. Nice to know Nick has love in his life.

His pregnancy could really throw off the filming logistics.

Like Lucy, they've written it into the plot.

Is Nicholas white?

R40 Yeah they are bellissimo amanti but they chose their careers. Austin with a failing straight dating site not so much but Nick has 3 million reasons to stay in their closet. Like Leo & Lukas . With more out gay actors like Cooper Koch and Kit Connor Bambi will appear increasingly more pathetic like DiCaprio,Jackman,Gaylenhall. Doubt Galitzine will be A-List but he obviously thinks he has a shot. It appears Kevitch is willing too. In Hollywood the more things change...

DiCaprio,Jackman,Gyllenhaal. All have been A-List for decades. Sucessful careers. Multi millionaires. The majority of the ticket buying public have no doubt they are straight. Galitzine's decision was a no brainer. Scant price to pay for keeping your bubbelah in the background.

R43 Oy she's a caucasian queer like her husband.

He was a be-bop baby on a hard day's night.

He was hangin' on Austy , he was holdin' on tight

I could feel him coming from a mile away.

There was no use talking, there was nothing to say

When the band began to play and play.

And we danced like a wave on the ocean, romanced

We were liars in love and we danced

Swept away for a moment by chance

And we danced and danced danced.

LAWDY MISS CLAWDY! Russell done got into the cooking sherry.

^ he got into the shrooms

Kevitch is 6'1" Galitzine looks about 3in shorter makes him 5'11".

R40: I think he's on his way to A-list. He's an incredible actor and people actually seem to like working with him.

I wasn't aware of him until Red White and Royal Blue, but that made me an instant fan. He's just so beautifully expressive, and was absolutely hilarious as Jeff in bottoms.

I don't blame him for playing the Hollywood game. It's his career, it comes with the territory. He's definitely done an even better job of it than his RWRB costar Taylor. Until this thread, as a fan I really wasn't sure if he was family, never mind that he has a long time partner.

But, just as with Taylor Zakhar Perez, I'm glad he's got someone in his corner and wish them all success. (And I'm really looking forward to the RWRB sequel!)

I’m looking forward to the leaked post-breakup sex tape.

R51 " .He's definitely done an even better job of it than his RWRB costar Taylor."

You've put your finger on it Randy. WHY has Galtzine's career done better than his equally attractive equally mediocre co-star?. Why does Amazon give 3 million likes to Galitzine and ziltch to Zakar-Perez?

Because one name is Mr Taylor Zakar Perez-Gerson and the other is NOT Mr Nicholas Galitzine- Kevitch? As the title of this thread succinctly puts it:

“We’ll never stop rewarding Nicholas Galitzine for going back in the closet!” vows Amazon

As gay men why should we reward this Queer Qusiling for prancing back into his closet ? Now pathetically earding with invisable Insta "models". We are not his publicist.Not paid big bucks to shill Bambi to his deluded femcel stans.

As a gay audience can't we do better than Galitzine? Cooper Koch,Kit Connor and yes Mr Taylor Zakar Perez-Gerson. Out actors. In 2024 Bambi is contemptable. Lets stop rewarding Mrs Bambi Kevitch.

^^^. I see another (unnecessary) Hedwig revival in his near future…off-Broadway, of course.

Kevitch is 8 inches this would make Galitzine 3-4 inches tops.

Oy Nick is never tops .

Yikes! Mother Nature did not reward Bambi😮

Is that really Bambi’s dick?

Assuming he’s a bottom, maybe that’s not a worry…until the next casting couch.

Describe Nicholas’ ass.

Taylor's consulation is his husband may not have Kevith's 8 inches but he has 800 x's his cash.

Sadly no consolation for a micro peen size queen bottom.

So Kevitch is hung?

Di I’m miss the dick pics?

R55 ¡Ay, caramba! my clit isbigger than that!

He looks like Pete Davidson at R63.

I wouldn't know.

What is the source of the image at R33? It is strange having a "caste" category, describing his sexuality as "Homosexual" yet describing Camilla Cabello as one of his "Affairs/Boyfriends/Girlfriends".

Oy don't look at me.

R66 do try to keep up. Dating Cabello is de facto confirmation of homosexuality. She's the B-List Taylor Swift.

R60 I find TZP’s husband gorgeous. Him being rich is just icing on top. Austin Kevitch is gorgeous as well. They’re both lucky bottoms to have such gorgeous partners.

R53: Good point, it is a bit sus that Taylor hasn't gotten more work. He has a rather enthusiastic fanbase now after RWRB. I really hope it isn't because of the husband.

I He certainly made a bit of a splash at the Oscars. Hopefully that will make a difference. Lord knows he's not the only semi-closeted gay actor in Hollywood.

Cabello is the Z-list Taylor Swift

Stunning couple. Austin gives off such a regular mensch disheveled stubbly straight vibe. In conrast to Nick's polished WeHo glam look. Bet Austin smells a tad raw. When his big hands throw Bambi on their "purple passion" couch and his 8in schlong proceeds to tear up his Baby Girl's creamy white cushy tushy. Ya can just hear Bambi squealing:

HARDER! FASTER! YEAH BUBBLEH! SHTHUP YOUR LIL SHE-MAN!

As long a Nick does the talking cuz Austy's voice is real boner killer🙄

Galitzine's voice is the only masculine thing about him.

R72 “Austin gives off such a regular mensch disheveled stubbly straight vibe.”

Until he opens his mouth.

I’m starting to think Bambi is the top and Austin is the bottom. Bambi’s ass and Austin’s voice give away their sexual position.

R76 Bambi doesn't have the tool for the job.

R76 frau for brains

Let's reward Cooper Koch. Not these sell out closet cases.

Let's reward Taylor Zakhar Perez-Gerson

The Galitzine-Kevitchs were in Roma but now they are au deux in Gay Paree. Since Galitzine's social media has gone dark last month while amanti are on vacay. Kevitch is still posting on Insta but accompanied by a jacket sleeve. The boys will be back in their home of LA soon as He-Man goes into production mid Dec. Galitzine Insta beard is apparently PO'd that he has not been flaunting her as required. Does not help her make-up merch sales. His team wants to replace Miss Insta Lips. They feel with his new He-Manly high profile Bambi needs more recognizable facial hair. If ya kow ya know.

Skeptical. Deuxmoi just posted paps of Lyndsay Lohan and Cate Blanchette in Paris. Nick with his blonde hair and with Austin's height those two together would be hard to disguise.

Today from Kevitch's IG. Oh La La!

^ as opposed to Paris,Texas

Paris has some of the most agressive paparazzi on earth. Seriously doubt the boys could not be spotted in a cozy le Marais gay bistro, Photos splashed over the Tabs headline: HE-MAN WITH HIS HE-MAN! Quelle Horreur! However celebs can make themselves anonymous with clever disguises when they need to. In the right lighting and if he slouched Austin could be mistaken for Cate Blanchett

Bambi on the other hand could easily pull off Lindsey Lohan and has.

La Cage aux Folles Deux

Austin & sleeve in Paris. Oy he does clean up well. He has a certain Jean Paul Belmondo je ne sais quoi.

Oui oui! as if Jean Paul Belmondo & Alain Delon were fucking.

There are 90 posts on this thread, and 65 are just one poster.

Bambi doesn’t not make a convincing blond.

R90 an this is your 7th Galitzine thread which you compulsive check every few minutes. Why do you start your mutiple threads If you don't want posts? R90 That would make you autistic OP . Right.

R91 more convincing then her husband

When they have to photoshop you with your Miss Insta Lips " longtime girlfriend" time to call it quits Bambi.🤣

Oy! prefer his non photo shopped girlfriend Miss Kosher Lips.

When one is a busy He-Man thespian AI bearding is much more convenient not to mention less physically repulsive.

I hate the hair.

We hate the $ 3 million closet.

Bambi's He-Man prancercise workout has begun..

Bambi never passes up an oppurtunity to shake his bum at the lads.

People actually find him hot? Yeesh.

R101 Bambi knows his stan base and it's obvious what he thinks of them.

R99 The only reason I *might* see this is for the laughs.

Oy do not underestimate my He-Man's "skills". I don't.

That's former DL fave Alam Wernik at r104. He went to doctor school.

Jesus Christ Mulcahey get a hobby.

R106 Jesus Christ OP get a hobby. Between electro shock treatments you obviously have a career:🤪

1.“We’ll never stop rewarding Nicholas Galitzine for going back in the closet!”

2.First look at Nicholas Galitzine’s He-Man!

3. Analyze Nicholas Galitzine’s beard

4.I didn’t think anyone could be as pathetic as Nicholas Galitzine when he announced he identified as straight last month.

5.Amazon puts Hugh Jackman and Nicholas Galitzine in movie together

6 .OMFG they cast Nicholas Galitzine as HE-MAN!

7. Nicholas Galitzine Opens Up about Sexuality, and 'Guilt' with Playing Gay Roles

8.Nicholas Galitzine - “I am burdened by the GUILT I carry everyday for playing gay characters despite being STRAIGHT!”

9.…and Nicholas Galitzine is straight now

ad nauseam

Russell I merely start the threads. I start a lot of threads. You fill them up. Why don’t we count shall we?

“We’ll never stop rewarding Nicholas Galitzine for going back in the closet!”

108 posts/ 76 by Russell Mulcahey

“Analyze Nicholas Galitzine’s beard” (actually not my thread)

63 posts/ 37 by Russell Mulcahey

“First look at Nicholas Galitzine’s He-Man!”

8 posts/ 6 by Russell Mulcahey

“OMFG they cast Nicholas Galitzine as HE-MAN”

352 posts/ 137 by Russell Mulcahey

“I didn’t think anyone could be as pathetic as Nicholas Galitzine when he announced he identified as straight last month.” (this is actually a Shawn Mendes thread)

5 posts/ 2 by Russell Mulcahey

“And Nicholas Galitzine is straight now”

563 posts/ 290 by Russell Mulcahey

OP he's under your padded cell in the autistic ward.

Russell you haven’t looked like that in years

Galitzine having returned from his congugal vacay with Kevitch is currently shooting the lesbian romance (Bambi surprisingly does not play the lesbian)100 Nites Of Hero back in the UK. He-Man goes into production in Dec. Which dosen't give Bambi much time to get his doughboy physique into shape. But between Ozempic,HGH and Roids it's doable.

Latest snap of Nick with his long term girlfriend. Out of respect for the sanctity of their relationship and honoring his request for strict privacy, his publicist is legally obligated to cover the stunningly beautiful face of Nick's one true love.

Is she 12 yo or in a witness protection program?

Oy ! been there done that.

Nick's "mystery long time gurlfriend" interviews randos in coin laundry. What does he see in her?

You cannot convince me that Austin is the top in this relationship.

Obviosly Nick looks below her waistband to see it...

R122 Nick has no alternative as he lacks the necessary equipment to top a hamster.

Not necesarily. Bambi works a mean prostate tickler.

R121, looking at that video Austin has a piss weak handshake...yuk.

Oy my limp wrist is exhausted from shaking my 8in schlong.

Bambi has gone full MAGA-MAN!

He foresaw the Trump presidency and made the smart move, clever bitch.

Clever hardly. Worth recalling what last decade's pretty boi Nicholas Galitzine said about how Hollywood is the most homophobic industry. Mrs Bambi Kevitch has learned her lesson well.:

The internet is forever..

I signed with a new team, but the rules were the same. It considered the XY photo shoot I had done so radioactive it had lawyers send cease-and-desist letters to anyone who posted the images online. When I was photographed cozying up with Lauren Conrad at an event in 2011, I was told not to deny our rumored relationship — better to have the tabloids speculate about us. (She must have known I was gay, but we never spoke about it.) At a photo shoot for a fashion editorial, the XY pictures were up on the mood board. A member of my team threw a fit. I understood because it was explained to me repeatedly — by managers, agents, publicists, executives, producers — that the only thing standing between me and the career I wanted was that I was gay. It was like this for my best years of work, throughout the early 2010s, as I built a career on young-adult shows like MTV’s Teen Wolf and the CW superhero series Arrow. It’s not just straight people who are the gatekeepers — the call often comes from inside the house. ...

Colto.

In Phonywood the more things change..

the more they stay the same..

At least Colton wasn't photoshopped😄

Yep, the internet is FOREVER.

At least Colto dosen't look like he's having a root canal.

Beside the fact Nick is a way better actor than Haynes. Difference is Haynes never played gay until after he was out. Galitzine made playing gay the basis of his entire career while firmly closeted. Makes Colton a bit of a victim and Galitzine a contemptable opportunist. Bambi has the career that Colto never could. Who's savvier?

" the call often comes from inside the house"

Galitzine's manager at William Morris Endevor Jimmy Farrell is openly gay. He also reps Austin Butler & Tom Holland. Go figure.

Farrell is today's Henry Willison.

Meh. Just this season's pouty lipped IT boy Soon to be forgotten .

Is he’s not only sucking Geffen’s cock, he will.

Soon.

Oy when I'm behind my bubbeleh he never looks like he's having a root canal.

She looks like she's having a prostate exam.

Here's Nick's girlfriend, Cameron Valentina. He's one of many straight men who likes tiny girls who weigh about 100lbs.