I'm Jan's imaginary boyfriend George. George Glass.
I’m Jan’s black Afro wig
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 8, 2024 10:30 PM |
I'm Melissa Sue Anderson, future Mary Ingalls on LHOTP, planting a big wet kiss on Bobby and possibly giving him the mumps.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 8, 2024 10:38 PM |
You mean bitchy Millicent?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 8, 2024 10:45 PM |
I'm Nora Coombs and none of this adds up...
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 8, 2024 10:45 PM |
I’m the pack of cigarettes in Greg’s jacket. I am CONCERNING!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 8, 2024 10:48 PM |
I'm Jan and I'm pissed I'm going to grow up to look like Aunt Jenny.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 8, 2024 10:49 PM |
I'm hyperventilation, I happen to Jan whenever she gets upset about something and effect the way she talks...
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 8, 2024 10:51 PM |
I’m Thindy.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 8, 2024 10:55 PM |
I'm Susan Olsen's homophobia.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 8, 2024 11:01 PM |
I’m Bob Reeds fro
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 8, 2024 11:02 PM |
I'm Senor and Senorita Calderon. We've never eaten pizza before.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 8, 2024 11:05 PM |
I'm Robert Reed's intense pangs of jealousy when he hears from Florence Henderson that she went on a date with Barry Williams.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 8, 2024 11:05 PM |
I'm Jan's Yogi Bear poster.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 8, 2024 11:05 PM |
I'm Kay. I have my own TV at home.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 8, 2024 11:06 PM |
I’m Baton Rouge. Baton Rouge! and all of the state capitals that Cindy couldn’t think of when she was picked to be on a TV quiz show.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 8, 2024 11:08 PM |
I'm Molly Weber, and it doesn't matter how I got here. Point is, I've arrived.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 8, 2024 11:14 PM |
[quote] I'm Senor and Senorita Calderon. We've never eaten pizza before.
and we've never met Mexicans before.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 8, 2024 11:20 PM |
I'm the semen dripping out of Robert Reed's ass onto his fruit of the loom underwear.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 8, 2024 11:20 PM |
I'm Marcia telling good old boy Charlie "something suddenly came up" so I can go out with popular Doug instead. Then karma comes a calling and I get hit in the face with a football before my big date with Doug.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 8, 2024 11:22 PM |
I'm Marcia's Led Zeppelin record.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 8, 2024 11:23 PM |
From now on, I'm beautiful and noble. I'm Juliet!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 8, 2024 11:24 PM |
I'm Greg's playbook.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 8, 2024 11:25 PM |
I'm Alice's vibrator from Bangladesh. I was gifted to her by Aunt Jenny on the sly.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 8, 2024 11:26 PM |
I'm the volcano.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 8, 2024 11:27 PM |
I’m Doug Simpson—o booked the TSofM only to end up in this dreck?!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 8, 2024 11:28 PM |
I'm delighted to meet you boys. It's so beneficial for me to be away from those children in junior high school and to be with people of my own mature growth.
I'm looking forward to the intellectual stimulation. Well, see you boys.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 8, 2024 11:29 PM |
I'm Myron the mouse who scares Tiger to death as well as every single female in the house....except for Jan, who uses me to prank and freak out the other girls.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 8, 2024 11:30 PM |
I'm the Westdale Boosters' token black chick.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 8, 2024 11:30 PM |
I'm the only child.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 8, 2024 11:31 PM |
I'm the dropped "y" in Alice's typewriter.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 8, 2024 11:32 PM |
I'm teak. And this is my friend, plastic plants.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 8, 2024 11:33 PM |
I'm Fluffy the cat. No one has seen me since the wedding and NO ONE CARES!!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 8, 2024 11:34 PM |
Smell my finger.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 8, 2024 11:35 PM |
I'm the cum rag Greg and Peter share.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 8, 2024 11:37 PM |
I'm the Yogi Bear poster. NOT MIKE'S PLANS.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 8, 2024 11:39 PM |
I’m the payphone.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 8, 2024 11:40 PM |
Kay was a nasty bitch R15. I know I'm not in the "Let's be..." format but it had to be said!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 8, 2024 11:40 PM |
I'm Davy Jones and Marcia wants me to sing at her school dance.
Fun fact: Eve Plumb already knew Davy as her father Neely Plumb was a record producer at RCA.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 8, 2024 11:40 PM |
I'm the cold shoulder these ingrates give Alice when they think she tattled on them.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 8, 2024 11:41 PM |
I'm Alice's dykey Cousin Emma!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 8, 2024 11:42 PM |
I'm Sam's meat.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 8, 2024 11:42 PM |
I'm Harry Duggan's fake whiplash brace.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 8, 2024 11:42 PM |
I'm Kitty Karry-All. I was touched down there by Peter that one time.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 8, 2024 11:46 PM |
I'm Johnny Bravo, bitch
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 8, 2024 11:47 PM |
I’m mom’s favorite vase! I may leak and break, but the kids hardly got scolded.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 8, 2024 11:48 PM |
I'm Myrna Carter... the reason the laundry detergent commercial fell through
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 8, 2024 11:50 PM |
I'm Tom Hank's future wife.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 8, 2024 11:52 PM |
I'm groovy
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 8, 2024 11:52 PM |
I’m Jenny. Marcia uninvited me to her slumber party. She re-invited me but she’s still a cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 8, 2024 11:52 PM |
I'm Eve Plumb, having the good sense to stay away from the Brady Bunch Hour. I'm also Barry and Maureen, shaking their asses to Copacobana.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 8, 2024 11:55 PM |
I'm the house of cards that determines who gets to redeem the trading stamps.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 8, 2024 11:55 PM |
I'm the Family Frolics. Those Brady gals'll bring the house down with their truncated 'couple of swells' interpretation of "Together Wherever We Go"!
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 8, 2024 11:55 PM |
I'm Thindy's tonsils. Too bad they couldn't fix the lithp while they were taking them out.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 8, 2024 11:58 PM |
I'm Beebe Gallini. I cry black tears.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 8, 2024 11:59 PM |
I'm Bobby's soulful bridge in "Sunshine Day"
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 9, 2024 12:00 AM |
I'm poor old Alice, mopping the cum stains off the ceiling in the boys' room.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 9, 2024 12:01 AM |
I'm Eve Plumb and I appeared in episode of Here's Lucy with Donny Osmond.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 9, 2024 12:01 AM |
I'm Peter's thin upper lip.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 9, 2024 12:04 AM |
I'm Mrs. Johnson. I'm, and the committee, is sorry Mrs. Brady can't face up to Greg's cigarette smoking.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 9, 2024 12:04 AM |
I'm hideous Margie Whipple. I was the prototype for Mary Hartman.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 9, 2024 12:08 AM |
I'm Pork Chops and Applesauce.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 9, 2024 12:10 AM |
I’m Bobo, Mikes high school sweetheart in the show I just watched.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 9, 2024 12:11 AM |
I’m the perms that popped up on the men one summer.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 9, 2024 12:12 AM |
I'm King's Island!
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 9, 2024 12:13 AM |
I’m the cursed tiki necklace.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | September 9, 2024 12:15 AM |
I'm Peter's jet black pubes that popped up one day...
by Anonymous | reply 67 | September 9, 2024 12:15 AM |
I'm the swinger's parties next door at the Ditmeyers.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | September 9, 2024 12:20 AM |
I'm Raquel.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | September 9, 2024 12:25 AM |
IT WAS A PICTURE OF GEORGE WASHINGTON!
by Anonymous | reply 70 | September 9, 2024 12:28 AM |
I’m the homo dad
by Anonymous | reply 71 | September 9, 2024 12:34 AM |
I'm Mrs. Tuttle's affected pronunciation of Marcia's name at the Westdale High Family Frolics: "MAR-see-ya."
by Anonymous | reply 72 | September 9, 2024 12:37 AM |
I'm Diana Taylor. Keeping my fingers crossed for that spinoff.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | September 9, 2024 12:37 AM |
[quote] I'm the house of cards that determines who gets to redeem the trading stamps.
I'm Marcia's dangerously dangling charm bracelet that she does not think to take off when it's her turn, even when the house of cards is multiple stories tall.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | September 9, 2024 12:39 AM |
I'm the egg.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | September 9, 2024 12:39 AM |
I'm Kelly's Kids. Nobody gave a shit about our ragamuffin asses.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | September 9, 2024 12:39 AM |
I'm the mystery of why an architect lives in a house with apparently only one bathroom even though he lives with eight other people.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | September 9, 2024 12:41 AM |
I'm Marcia withdrawing from the presidential race at school. The boy of the family should have the job.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | September 9, 2024 12:42 AM |
I'm Desi Arnaz, Jr. I'm dreamy.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | September 9, 2024 12:43 AM |
I'm the astroturf back yard.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | September 9, 2024 12:49 AM |
I'm Joe Namath's hot, hair hole.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | September 9, 2024 12:54 AM |
I'm the nappy curls plugging up the shower drain in the boys bathroom.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | September 9, 2024 12:59 AM |
I'm Sam's meat.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | September 9, 2024 1:03 AM |
R77 don’t be stupid the house came first, the blended family came later.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | September 9, 2024 1:15 AM |
[quote]I'm Tom Hank's future wife.
Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | September 9, 2024 1:22 AM |
I'm the synchronized menstrual cycles.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | September 9, 2024 1:23 AM |
I’m American Pie. If you though Madonna butchered me in the 90s you have no idea
by Anonymous | reply 87 | September 9, 2024 1:25 AM |
I'm family meetings.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | September 9, 2024 1:27 AM |
I'm Marcia's cute dentist episode.
In retrospect, I was kind of inappropriate.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | September 9, 2024 1:52 AM |
I’m the cellophane ghost. Let me ouuut!
by Anonymous | reply 90 | September 9, 2024 1:57 AM |
I’m Marcia’s gruff, underwear clad driving instructor.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | September 9, 2024 1:58 AM |
R73. Weren't you murdered in Port Charles?
by Anonymous | reply 92 | September 9, 2024 1:59 AM |
Driving instructor was in several I Love Lucy’s and The Long Long Trailer.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | September 9, 2024 2:00 AM |
R93. Poor Grace
by Anonymous | reply 94 | September 9, 2024 2:02 AM |
I’m the judge in the car accident episode. I was also a judge on That Girl in another car accident case.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | September 9, 2024 2:05 AM |
I’m the bathroom without a toilet.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | September 9, 2024 2:06 AM |
I'm cheerleader tryouts. I won't go well for Jan.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | September 9, 2024 2:15 AM |
I'm Mrs. Hanks.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | September 9, 2024 2:18 AM |
I’m Cousin Oliver. Added to the show when it was going down the shitter.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | September 9, 2024 2:26 AM |
I’m the broken vase that’s glued unsuccessfully which turns into a geyser because Mom always said don’t play ball in the house.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | September 9, 2024 2:28 AM |
I'm the flashing skull in the refrigerator.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | September 9, 2024 2:28 AM |
I’m Fluffy the cat never to be seen again after the pilot.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | September 9, 2024 2:29 AM |
I'm the smashed bust of Mike's head!
by Anonymous | reply 103 | September 9, 2024 2:37 AM |
I'm what Alice does with that extra Knockwurst she slips into the purchase every week.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | September 9, 2024 2:37 AM |
I'm Peter's obsession with Benedict Arnold!
by Anonymous | reply 105 | September 9, 2024 2:38 AM |
I'm Bobby's gummy smile.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | September 9, 2024 2:38 AM |
I'm the flashlight filled with baked beans!
by Anonymous | reply 107 | September 9, 2024 2:39 AM |
I'm Mike not minding taking all six kids and the housekeeper on our honeymoon...
by Anonymous | reply 108 | September 9, 2024 2:40 AM |
I’m Peter - my almost contemporary - hot then and still hot.
I am now onto my fourth wife - no judgement, Christopher Knight.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | September 9, 2024 2:44 AM |
I'm the bigger and better things Eve Plumb has moved on to after the show was cancelled.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | September 9, 2024 2:46 AM |
I'm not hot, nor was I ever.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | September 9, 2024 2:48 AM |
I'm the skidmarks on Bobby's underwear.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | September 9, 2024 2:50 AM |
I'm Carol's shag mullet.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | September 9, 2024 2:53 AM |
I’m exact words
by Anonymous | reply 114 | September 9, 2024 2:53 AM |
I'm the braces Marcia had for only one episode.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | September 9, 2024 2:54 AM |
I'm the essential Architectural plans that someone was stupid enough to bring to Kings Island and lose.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | September 9, 2024 2:59 AM |
I’m the unlimited stash of toys that Peter got to pick out for being a hero!
by Anonymous | reply 117 | September 9, 2024 3:00 AM |
Each to their own R111. Of course I'm sure that you are stunningly attractive.
Or, at least "stunning".
by Anonymous | reply 118 | September 9, 2024 3:01 AM |
I'm Tiger #3, with my collar nailed to the floor. I was plucked from a L.A. County Animal Shelter less than 48 hours ago, after Tiger #2 was hit by a car.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | September 9, 2024 3:06 AM |
I'm Jan in a meth crazed psychosis, furiously cleaning the tables at Haskell's Ice Cream Shoppe!
by Anonymous | reply 120 | September 9, 2024 3:08 AM |
I'm Peggy Lipton flashing a peace sign at "Mo" McCormick across the Paramount lot.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | September 9, 2024 3:09 AM |
I'm Shirley Partridge. Those Brady boys had micromeat compared to the huge cocks on my sons.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | September 9, 2024 3:12 AM |
R123. I'm the two methed out, bug eyed, homeless looking security guards that Mike saved from the building collapse at Roberts Plaza on Christmas night.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | September 9, 2024 3:20 AM |
I'm Fillmore Junior High.
F, F, F I L
L, L, L M O
O, O, O R E
FILLMORE JUNIOR HIGH!
by Anonymous | reply 124 | September 9, 2024 3:24 AM |
I'm Peter's doppelganger horny over new and improved Season 5 Jan.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | September 9, 2024 3:28 AM |
I’m Jesse James.
You’re welcome.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | September 9, 2024 3:30 AM |
I thaw Bobbyths penith!
by Anonymous | reply 127 | September 9, 2024 3:49 AM |
I'm Mike's 50 load weekend!
by Anonymous | reply 128 | September 9, 2024 4:09 AM |
I'm Buddy Hinton. Mrs. Brady took my virginity.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | September 9, 2024 4:24 AM |
[quote]I'm Marcia's cute dentist episode. In retrospect, I was kind of inappropriate.
Inappropriate? You should've seen what went on between him and Robert Reed during the lunch break.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | September 9, 2024 4:24 AM |
I'm the house. I also appear in several episodes of "Mannix" and one episode of "The X-Files".
by Anonymous | reply 131 | September 9, 2024 5:48 AM |
It’s funny because I realize the Brady Bunch was a hugely popular show however I always think of the movies first. I am a millenial. In fact I think I had seen the 1995 movie before seeing a single episode of the show though I was “aware” of it and knew the theme song. Therefore I always think of the tv show as being a more realistic version of the movie which is ironic because of how it was viewed then. I hope I make sense.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | September 9, 2024 5:59 AM |
[quote] —TeacakeRises
No one gives a fuck, you useless junkie.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | September 9, 2024 6:06 AM |
R133 Why disrespect me. Why can’t we love one another.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | September 9, 2024 6:13 AM |
I'm Marcia's trophies and ribbons. I think we can all agree that Jan is a loser.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | September 9, 2024 1:50 PM |
[quote]I am a millenial.
Oh, dear.
Typical millennial. Can't spell or figure out how to use spell check.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | September 9, 2024 2:52 PM |
I am Cousin Oliver...I spell doom for all of you...worse than the tiki necklace.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | September 9, 2024 3:47 PM |
We are Maureen and Eve refusing to wear bras for several episodes in the later seasons. This prompted Lloyd Schwartz to pat our backs before scenes to check for bra straps, a practice that wouldn't fly in 2024.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | September 9, 2024 4:00 PM |
I'm the plant pot that got smashed by a ladder. That could've been Peter's head.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | September 9, 2024 4:13 PM |
I'm the Grand Canyon.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | September 9, 2024 4:17 PM |
I'm the new Shirley Temple.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | September 9, 2024 4:23 PM |
This was one of my good sheets!
by Anonymous | reply 142 | September 9, 2024 4:25 PM |
I'm Carol's vibrator collection!
by Anonymous | reply 143 | September 9, 2024 4:52 PM |
I'm the leftover set being used for the movie "Bug."
by Anonymous | reply 144 | September 9, 2024 5:32 PM |
I'm the hanging beads in in Greg's groovy attic room.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | September 9, 2024 5:36 PM |
I'm Mike's anal beads!
by Anonymous | reply 146 | September 9, 2024 5:37 PM |
I'm the interior of the house that bears no relation to the exterior.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | September 9, 2024 5:45 PM |
Shelley Long
by Anonymous | reply 148 | September 9, 2024 6:06 PM |
I'm Cindy's cameltoe in season five.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | September 9, 2024 6:08 PM |
I'm Alice attempting to gather Greg's sheets and noticing that they crack when I fold them...
by Anonymous | reply 150 | September 9, 2024 7:19 PM |
R150 you’re projecting your own history again.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | September 9, 2024 9:03 PM |
I'm Robert Reed looking pretty hot in my skimpy, tight trunks in Hawaii.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | September 9, 2024 9:33 PM |
I'm Jan's "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" line.
I'll inspire a RuGirl's drag name 52 (!) years later.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | September 9, 2024 9:34 PM |
I'm Robert Reed and I wasn't in the last episode of the series because I was once again pissing and moaning about something and a fed-up Sherwood Schwartz wrote me out.
I did hoover around the set that week despite not being in any scenes. Sherwood thought about having Security remove me but didn't as he didn't want the "kids" who thought of me as a "dad" to see me carted off like a criminal.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | September 9, 2024 9:39 PM |
I'm the leather chaps Robert Reed used to wear with nothing underneath when he hosted gay sex parties at his Pasadena home.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | September 9, 2024 9:45 PM |
R154 - it was nice of Reed to hoover around the set and keep it clean.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | September 9, 2024 9:48 PM |
I heard Bobby and Greg like to suck peter.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | September 9, 2024 9:49 PM |
I'm Bobby's donkey mask which looks like something from The Wicker Man.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | September 9, 2024 10:15 PM |
I'm I'm Christine Baranski and I was never on that show.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | September 9, 2024 10:50 PM |
R159. How could you sleep with Billy Clyde Tuggle?
by Anonymous | reply 160 | September 10, 2024 12:17 AM |
I'm Adam Tobias from Mannix and Mike Brady is my twin.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | September 10, 2024 12:44 AM |
I am Kitty Carry-all - Cindy's evil-possessed doll.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | September 10, 2024 2:54 AM |
I am a potato sack.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | September 10, 2024 4:37 AM |
I'm the Horse Statue. I narrowly escaped destruction when Peter played ball in the house.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | September 10, 2024 6:08 AM |
I'm the hair dye Bobby used to match his father and brother's hair.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | September 10, 2024 10:30 AM |
I’m Alice falling into the dunk tank.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | September 10, 2024 11:07 AM |
I'm future Mrs. Cunningham from Happy Days making a house call as a doctor in Season One.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | September 10, 2024 11:47 AM |
I'm Ann B. Davis, who played Alice. In all likelihood I was sexually attracted to women, yet repressed those desires my entire life. I found comfort in an Episcopal religious community, but thee was still a void...
by Anonymous | reply 168 | September 10, 2024 12:38 PM |
I'm the football that wrecked that bitch Marsha's nose. And I would do it again.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | September 10, 2024 2:26 PM |
I’m the weird leaf wall behind Mike and Carol’s bed.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | September 10, 2024 2:50 PM |
I'm the sexual tension between Greg and Marcia in the latter seasons.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | September 10, 2024 2:58 PM |
I'm Harvey Klinger, Marcia's bug-loving crush with the glasses and hot nerd vibe.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | September 10, 2024 3:03 PM |
I'm the viewers. Secret and shamefully waiting for Cindy's humiliation as the next Shirley Temple.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | September 10, 2024 4:14 PM |
I'm the sliding glass door with no glass in it.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | September 10, 2024 4:17 PM |
I'm Mike's den, which Greg turns in one episode into a groovy bachelor pad.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | September 10, 2024 4:18 PM |
I'm the clowns and the beanstalks!
by Anonymous | reply 176 | September 10, 2024 4:20 PM |
I'm the bike Jan stole.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | September 10, 2024 4:24 PM |
I’m Greg’s shades. Not sunglasses.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | September 10, 2024 4:30 PM |
I'm the spanking Cindy should have received for losing mom's earrings.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | September 10, 2024 4:30 PM |
I’m Kartoon King, from Bobby’s ice cream eating contest episode. I was also Santa Claus in season one, and Otis the drunk on the Andy Griffith Show.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | September 10, 2024 4:31 PM |
I'm the wallpaper choices.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | September 10, 2024 4:32 PM |
I'm Alice's closet full of maid uniforms.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | September 10, 2024 4:32 PM |
I’m calling the characters by their real names.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | September 10, 2024 4:34 PM |
I'm the pie fight with Cousin Oliver!
by Anonymous | reply 184 | September 10, 2024 4:36 PM |
I'm Wessonality!
by Anonymous | reply 185 | September 10, 2024 4:36 PM |
I’m Kitty Carry-All’s head full of allowance money.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | September 10, 2024 4:37 PM |
I'm the chalkboard in the kitchen.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | September 10, 2024 4:43 PM |
I'm the Sherlock Holmes Detective Kit being used to find out if R82 came from Peter's balls or Jan's wig.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | September 10, 2024 4:47 PM |
I always wondered how many dicks Marcia could inhale, at once, using all portals?
by Anonymous | reply 189 | September 10, 2024 4:48 PM |
I'm the tape recorder.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | September 10, 2024 4:50 PM |
R189 Hold my beer.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | September 10, 2024 4:51 PM |
I'm the ghost town.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | September 10, 2024 4:58 PM |
I'm the flaslight filled with baked beans given to the Italian kid pretending to be native
by Anonymous | reply 193 | September 10, 2024 5:01 PM |
I'm Cincinnati.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | September 10, 2024 5:02 PM |
I'm Susan Olsen and I'm voting for Trump. Fuck you, you lying faggots.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | September 10, 2024 5:16 PM |
I knew where the thread was going to end up. I honestly thought it would happen <25, 195 posts. You gals are slipping.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | September 10, 2024 5:18 PM |
I'm R196, needing a tampon change.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | September 10, 2024 5:20 PM |
I'm Carol Brady's hemlines who are lowered as the seasons went on.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | September 10, 2024 6:01 PM |
I'm Doug. I live in Miami, FL, looking for an Asian woman who enjoys Wesson Oil and bares a resemblance to Florence Henderson.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | September 10, 2024 6:20 PM |
I'm the clown picture in the boy's room.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | September 10, 2024 6:24 PM |
I'm Carol's pussy, drier than the Sahara because Mike was always on the prowl for big cock.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | September 10, 2024 7:46 PM |
I'm Susan Olsen's dentures.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | September 10, 2024 8:35 PM |
I"m Far out!
by Anonymous | reply 203 | September 10, 2024 9:04 PM |
I'm the hot little number Marcia dates to make Greg mad.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | September 10, 2024 9:08 PM |
[quote] I'm the spanking Cindy should have received for losing mom's earrings.
I'm the spanking Greg should have received for having such a tight little ass.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | September 10, 2024 9:10 PM |
I'm Greg's palpable anger.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | September 10, 2024 9:12 PM |
That’s not anger he’s showing….
by Anonymous | reply 207 | September 10, 2024 9:19 PM |
I'm Greg trying to sound mature and authoritative.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | September 10, 2024 9:30 PM |
We're the smocks the girls wore in 1973. We were the height of fashion.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | September 10, 2024 9:59 PM |
And sweater vests!
by Anonymous | reply 210 | September 10, 2024 10:01 PM |
I'm Marcia's berets in the last season.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | September 10, 2024 10:11 PM |
I'm Ann B. Davis's pissed off "Gee, Mr. Brady, how deep is your shit?"" directed at Robert Reed when he held up production to complain that the script needed to be changed or they'd be "in deep shit".
by Anonymous | reply 212 | September 10, 2024 10:18 PM |
[quote] I'm the hot little number Marcia dates to make Greg mad.
Your cookies are ready
by Anonymous | reply 213 | September 10, 2024 10:40 PM |
I’m the colored yarn the girls used to tie their ponytails.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | September 10, 2024 10:50 PM |
I'm the lesbian rumors in Maureen McCormick's book.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | September 10, 2024 11:01 PM |
I'm the payphone that Mike installed in the family room to teach the kids a lesson. Robert Reed & Sherwood Schwartz had an epic argument about me. Naturally.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | September 10, 2024 11:06 PM |
I'm Family Frolics Night at school.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | September 10, 2024 11:10 PM |
I'm a Sunshine Fucking Day! So Keep on Moving because it's TIME FOR CHANGE! SHANANANANANANANANA SHANANANAH
by Anonymous | reply 218 | September 10, 2024 11:14 PM |
I'm the frog who lands on Greg and Gretchen's (is that her name?) Pizza.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | September 10, 2024 11:23 PM |
I'm the umbrella in said convertible.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | September 10, 2024 11:24 PM |
I'm the new housekeeper when Alice quits. I don't have time to play ball with you damn kids.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | September 10, 2024 11:38 PM |
I'm Alice's fake toothache.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | September 10, 2024 11:39 PM |
I'm the blinking skull in the fridge.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | September 11, 2024 2:06 AM |
I’m the bathroom without a toilet in it.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | September 11, 2024 2:15 AM |
R223 - see R101.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | September 11, 2024 2:41 AM |
I'm Margie DeMeyer who played Judy in the Pork Chops and Applesauce episode. She went to my junior high and the entire school was laughing about her terrible performance on Monday.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | September 11, 2024 3:28 AM |
I’m pork chopsh … and appleshaushe.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | September 11, 2024 7:46 AM |
I'm The Partridge Family, we got more buzz than BB when we were on network tv, and now we are mostly forgotten.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | September 11, 2024 11:59 AM |
R228. Has Susan Dey commented on your remark yet?
by Anonymous | reply 229 | September 11, 2024 3:26 PM |
I'm Keith Partridge. I'm eminently more fuckable than Greg Brady. And Shirley is impressed by my cock size.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | September 11, 2024 3:28 PM |
I'm Jan! And I've almost finished my painting!
by Anonymous | reply 231 | September 11, 2024 3:32 PM |
I'm F-F-FIL! L-L-LMO! O-O-ORE! Fillmore Junior High!
by Anonymous | reply 232 | September 11, 2024 3:39 PM |
I'm Marcia Wallace, and I played the department store saleswoman who sold Jan her black wig, as well as Marcia's high school teacher who was so happy when Marcia lied and said she could get Davy Jones to sing at the school dance.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | September 11, 2024 3:43 PM |
I'm a lemon, and I'm traumatized after Jan rubbed me all over her face to try and make her freckles go away.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | September 11, 2024 4:15 PM |
I'm Tiger. I've got a cat's name, but I'm a dog.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | September 11, 2024 4:22 PM |
I’m the turkey baster gay as a basket of ribbons Mike used to impregnate his first wife
by Anonymous | reply 236 | September 11, 2024 4:39 PM |
I’m The Brady Bunch - Mod Squad crossover episode. The Squad goes to Marcia’s high School undercover to find out who knocked Marcia up.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | September 11, 2024 4:44 PM |
I’m Peter as a Sunshine Girl. I went door-to-door selling Sunshine cookies to bewildered residents
by Anonymous | reply 238 | September 11, 2024 5:06 PM |
I'm Edward Knight, Christopher Knight's father and also an actor. I played Monty Marshall the game show host in the episode where Cindy doesn't know "Baton Rouge, Baton Rouge".
by Anonymous | reply 239 | September 11, 2024 5:22 PM |
I am a little sunflower, sunny brave and true. From tiny bud to blossom, I do good deeds for you.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | September 11, 2024 5:53 PM |
I'm Maureen McCormick and my mother doesn't drive so we hitch a ride to the studio every day with Chris and his mom until I get my driver's license.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | September 11, 2024 6:03 PM |
I'm the den where Mike Brady does all his after hours architectural work.
I wonder if he's using me as a tax write-off.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | September 11, 2024 6:22 PM |
I'm Beebe Gallini, and I want Mr. Brady to design my new cosmetics factory in the shape of a powder puff.
I also cry black tears.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | September 11, 2024 6:23 PM |
I'm supreme cunt business tycoon Penelope Fletcher (aka Lovey Howell), and my ultra-tough exterior was just cracked by that adorable Cindy Brady doing her Shirley Temple act for me.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | September 11, 2024 6:29 PM |
I'm Bobby Brady, and I lost the ice cream eating contest on Cartoon King. My family bought me a participation trophy so I wouldn't feel like such a pathetic loser.
You know, like Jan is.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | September 11, 2024 6:36 PM |
I'm Greg Brady, and I spent the entire first night in my attic bedroom wanking off, something I couldn't do when I shared a room with Peter and Bobby,
by Anonymous | reply 246 | September 11, 2024 6:45 PM |
I'm Jan's dangling tendrils in Seasons 2 - 4.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | September 11, 2024 6:52 PM |
I'm the red balls on the tops of Bobby's and Peter's bunk bed posts that they can remove and play with.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | September 11, 2024 6:52 PM |
I'm one of those daybed sofas in the family room corner. Between my room and the kitchen stands a louvre-shuttered opening seen on many other tv shows such as Bewitched, The Jeffersons, Dick Van Dyke, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | September 11, 2024 6:54 PM |
I'm the bully saying, "baby talk, baby talk, it's a wonder you can walk" to poor little Thindy.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | September 11, 2024 7:14 PM |
Yeah R211 six white kids who are so unlikeable even the temp MAID doesn’t wanna have anything to do with them.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | September 11, 2024 7:26 PM |
Yeah R221 six white kids who are so unlikeable even the temp MAID doesn’t wanna have anything to do with them.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | September 11, 2024 7:26 PM |
I'm the pullups.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | September 11, 2024 8:38 PM |
I'm the silver platter Jan fucked up the cost for, and now she can't afford to buy it.
She's such a dumb cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | September 11, 2024 8:51 PM |
I'm the station wagon.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | September 11, 2024 8:52 PM |
We're ORANGE RABBITS!
by Anonymous | reply 256 | September 11, 2024 9:16 PM |
We're The Silver Platters, formed to pay for Jan's engraving fuck-up. We lost to Patty's Prancing Poodles.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | September 11, 2024 9:19 PM |
I'm the Variety Hour.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | September 11, 2024 9:21 PM |
I’m the jailcell that Thurston Howell III locked us in.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | September 11, 2024 9:25 PM |
I’m Thindy’s world famous shitcurls
by Anonymous | reply 260 | September 11, 2024 9:58 PM |
I'm Carol Brady's first husband, the biological father of Marcia, Jan, and Cindy.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | September 11, 2024 10:18 PM |
I’m the curlers that Thindy took out of her hair after Lovey Howell threw her back out.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | September 11, 2024 10:21 PM |
I'm Mop Top and Marlon the Mynah from the Brady Kids cartoon. Carol's fake first husband Roy would see us after Alice cooked up his magic mushrooms in the spaghetti sauce!
by Anonymous | reply 263 | September 11, 2024 10:22 PM |
I’m the bizarre spin off episode about the family with 3 kids- black, Asian, and white.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | September 11, 2024 10:25 PM |
I'm a hungry Alice. I ate the poisoned apple prop from the Brady production of Snow White. Hijinks ensued.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | September 11, 2024 11:16 PM |
I'm a lovely lady.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | September 11, 2024 11:54 PM |
The Brady Bunch has been off the air since 1974, and this thread is up to 266 replies.
It’s the reason I love this place, for all its flaws.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | September 12, 2024 12:18 AM |
I'm Harried and Hopeless.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | September 12, 2024 12:19 AM |
I'm Joyce Bulifant. Fuck you all.
by Anonymous | reply 269 | September 12, 2024 12:21 AM |
[quote]I'm the red balls on the tops of Bobby's and Peter's bunk bed posts that they can remove and play with.
I'm the blue balls on Greg, which Bobby and Peter can also play with.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | September 12, 2024 1:11 AM |
I'm the Ditmyers' barbecue.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | September 12, 2024 1:17 AM |
[quote] I'm the bully saying, "baby talk, baby talk, it's a wonder you can walk" to poor little Thindy.
The name is Buddy Hinton. Get it right or I’ll have Peter clobber you
by Anonymous | reply 273 | September 12, 2024 1:25 AM |
We’re the two sheet cakes with opposite messages Alice made instead of her just waiting to find out whether the team won or not before writing the appropriate message on one cake.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | September 12, 2024 1:41 AM |
I’m the message on the chalkboard that tells Bobby to “do your homework” while he pours a whole box of detergent in the washing machine. Chaos ensues.
by Anonymous | reply 275 | September 12, 2024 2:32 AM |
I'm the neighbor who let Cindy and Peter go swimming without bathing suits.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | September 12, 2024 3:32 AM |
I'm Phil Packer, Peter's fake name on his double date with Greg. I would've made a great gay porn alias.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | September 12, 2024 5:07 AM |
I'm Alexandra Hay, Playboy model, who appears as a rock promoter in the Johnny Bravo ep. I;m wondering why Ann B. Davis is staring at me.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | September 12, 2024 10:42 AM |
I'm the paneling in the boy's bedroom. If these walls could talk...
by Anonymous | reply 279 | September 12, 2024 12:18 PM |
I'm Jan saying "Who goes there?" before Peter has a chance to say "Hark" in the high school performance of Romeo and Juliet.
Jan can't do anything right.
by Anonymous | reply 280 | September 12, 2024 1:35 PM |
I'm the bike Jan rode into the garage and crashed into the anniversary picture the kids had taken. I can't believe I did such damage.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | September 12, 2024 1:41 PM |
I'm the "tiny, minor" fender bender Mrs. Brady had in the supermarket parking lot with Jackie Coogan.
by Anonymous | reply 282 | September 12, 2024 1:49 PM |
I'm all six kids, Alice, Carol, and Mike stuffed into that station wagon, going to the Grand Canyon. I'm also the rancid fart smells mixed with BO.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | September 12, 2024 1:59 PM |
I'm the President of the Westdale High Boosters, and I'm disgusted by Peter's ugly clay volcano sitting on the back porch table.
I'm also an extreme cunt who probably grew up to be a racist MAGAt.
by Anonymous | reply 284 | September 12, 2024 2:08 PM |
R278, the late, great Claudia Jennings actually played Tami Cutler in that episode. She posed in Playboy, too, and she played Maureen McCormick’s sister in the explotation movie “Moonshine County Express.” Her cohort, played by Paul Cavonis, was packin’ more than all the Brady men put together.
by Anonymous | reply 285 | September 12, 2024 2:13 PM |
Why didn’t they have Jan tested?
by Anonymous | reply 286 | September 12, 2024 3:44 PM |
I'm Bobby's kazoo.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | September 12, 2024 4:53 PM |
For what Taffy? AIDS? It would be perfect if Jan were Patient 0.
by Anonymous | reply 288 | September 12, 2024 5:24 PM |
I'm the one time the show alluded to homosexuality, when Marcia and Greg disguised themselves as male hotel workers trying to meet Davey Jones.
When Marcia kisses Greg on the cheek in front of Davey Jones' manager, the hotel manager gives Greg a "what the hell's going on here?" look, while Greg stands there sheepishly.
by Anonymous | reply 289 | September 12, 2024 5:44 PM |
[quote]the one time the show alluded to homosexuality,
r289, the show referenced homosexuality in the very first episode. When rather than hit the sheets with Carol on his wedding night, Mike preferred to go back and fetch the entire brood of kids, the maid and the dog and have them all join them on their honeymoon.
by Anonymous | reply 290 | September 12, 2024 6:29 PM |
I'm the tinny scent of dried blood that always gently wafts through the girls' bedroom...
by Anonymous | reply 291 | September 12, 2024 9:49 PM |
That's ok r291. The rabbits won't mind.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | September 12, 2024 10:41 PM |
[quote]I'm Phil Packer, Peter's fake name on his double date with Greg. I would've made a great gay porn alias.
His nickname was "Fudge," but they couldn't get it past the censors.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | September 12, 2024 10:45 PM |
I'm Tank, Carol's old high school boyfriend who comes to visit.
I can feel Mike undressing me with his eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 294 | September 13, 2024 1:36 PM |
I'm Tracy Reed, the stunning but stupid kindergarten teacher who allowed each student one ticket EACH to the school pageant.
by Anonymous | reply 295 | September 13, 2024 5:11 PM |
I'm Alice, two fingers deep in Carol's snatch.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | September 13, 2024 6:22 PM |
I'm Mike's "poker night" with the guys. Carol, Alice and the kids are not allowed.
by Anonymous | reply 297 | September 13, 2024 6:24 PM |
I'm the ball that mom always said shouldn't be played in the house.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | September 13, 2024 6:28 PM |
I'm the dinners that Alice never got to have with the family.
by Anonymous | reply 299 | September 13, 2024 6:29 PM |
'Im the handbag Jan tries to put on her head when she's out shopping for a black wig.
by Anonymous | reply 300 | September 13, 2024 6:31 PM |
I'm the only steps in this house.
by Anonymous | reply 301 | September 13, 2024 6:33 PM |
I'm Makr Maldrll, Alice's old boyfriend.
Cindy must be dyslexic or really stupid to not be able to spell "Mark Mallard."
by Anonymous | reply 302 | September 13, 2024 6:34 PM |
I'm OCD, and I flare up whenever one of the Bradys hangs up the phone receiver backward, with the cord covering the dialing pad.
by Anonymous | reply 303 | September 13, 2024 6:40 PM |
I’m Peter’s descending testicles
by Anonymous | reply 304 | September 13, 2024 7:26 PM |
I'm the story.
by Anonymous | reply 305 | September 15, 2024 5:14 PM |
I'm "Maaaawwwwwmmmm!!!!!"
by Anonymous | reply 306 | September 15, 2024 6:28 PM |
R 299 that would have been positively untoward
by Anonymous | reply 307 | September 15, 2024 7:09 PM |
I'm Thindy on the thee-thaw.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | September 15, 2024 8:05 PM |
I'm the smorgasbord recipes.
by Anonymous | reply 309 | September 15, 2024 10:31 PM |
I'm Mrs. Brady's groovy 1970s frosted hair and shag haircut.
I'm timeless and will never go out of style.
by Anonymous | reply 310 | September 16, 2024 2:04 PM |
I’m Carol. Doing all the jobs that Alice should be doing.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | September 16, 2024 3:18 PM |
I'm Mrs. Denton, and Marcia didn't doodle me. She doodled George Washington!
by Anonymous | reply 312 | September 16, 2024 3:45 PM |
I'm Mr. Price, the bitchy old queen science teacher. I failed Peter on his science test. The idiot kid didn't know what a lepidopteran is.
by Anonymous | reply 313 | September 16, 2024 3:48 PM |
Bobby was and is ugly
by Anonymous | reply 314 | September 16, 2024 4:16 PM |
I'm the cursed Tiki idol. I really fucked with the Bradys!
by Anonymous | reply 315 | September 16, 2024 4:37 PM |
I’m Mrs Brady’s nearly impossible Nape-Do
by Anonymous | reply 316 | September 16, 2024 5:03 PM |
I'm all of Jan's failures.
by Anonymous | reply 317 | September 16, 2024 5:18 PM |
I'm Marcia. You will never be a pretty and popular girl like me, Jan.
by Anonymous | reply 318 | September 16, 2024 5:42 PM |
Well Marcia, at least I ONLY played a prostitute.
by Anonymous | reply 319 | September 16, 2024 5:43 PM |
I'm Bobby, Peter and Greg's bedroom, which REEKS of cum.
by Anonymous | reply 320 | September 16, 2024 5:56 PM |
I’m Carol Brady’s shag hairdo.
by Anonymous | reply 321 | September 16, 2024 5:57 PM |
IT'S OUR BATHROOM TOO!
by Anonymous | reply 322 | September 16, 2024 5:58 PM |
I'm the semen-encrusted socks under the boys' beds that Alice thows in the laundry basket.
by Anonymous | reply 323 | September 16, 2024 5:59 PM |
I’m the episode where Bobby and Cindy go to a pool party naked. I’m never seen anymore because of peoples discomfort with even the idea of child naturist s.
by Anonymous | reply 324 | September 16, 2024 7:13 PM |
I’m the math that Jan can’t add up.
by Anonymous | reply 325 | September 16, 2024 7:36 PM |
R323 tell your therapist
by Anonymous | reply 326 | September 16, 2024 7:48 PM |
I'm r326 jerking off to the Brady Boys.
by Anonymous | reply 327 | September 16, 2024 7:49 PM |
I'm illiterate Thindy-"Vtoe from Mriaca." Maybe I'm dyslexic. Oh well, Carol and Alice had s good laugh about my sign.
by Anonymous | reply 328 | September 16, 2024 8:32 PM |
I'm thix thilver thwans, thwimming thilently theaward.
by Anonymous | reply 329 | September 16, 2024 8:43 PM |
I'm Santa.
by Anonymous | reply 330 | September 16, 2024 8:49 PM |
But I'm REAL!
by Anonymous | reply 331 | September 16, 2024 9:13 PM |
I’m the Danish Modern furniture.
by Anonymous | reply 332 | September 16, 2024 9:58 PM |
I’m the silver platter that Jan engraved for 85 cents.
by Anonymous | reply 333 | September 16, 2024 10:04 PM |
I’m the braces that traumatized Marcia for a single episode
by Anonymous | reply 334 | September 16, 2024 11:06 PM |
I'm the the typewriter that drops its "Y"s.
by Anonymous | reply 335 | September 16, 2024 11:19 PM |
I’m Wally.
by Anonymous | reply 336 | September 16, 2024 11:29 PM |
[quote]I'm a lemon, and I'm traumatized after Jan rubbed me all over her face to try and make her freckles go away.
I'm the same lemon. Alice fished me out of the trash and rubbed me all over her pussy because I was on Jan's face.
by Anonymous | reply 337 | September 17, 2024 2:10 AM |
I’m horny Sam. Pounding my meat because Alice seems more interested in ‘the girls’.
by Anonymous | reply 338 | September 17, 2024 2:15 AM |
I'm cousin Emma. My outfits would look good on that other masculine female from the early 1970's
MAUDE.
by Anonymous | reply 339 | September 17, 2024 2:40 AM |
[quote] Eve Plumb already knew Davy from her father Neely Plumb
Good lord, Neely Plumb. He sounds like a Harry Potter character. Or Dickens even.
by Anonymous | reply 340 | September 17, 2024 2:57 AM |
[quote] I'm the semen-encrusted socks under the boys' beds that Alice throws in the laundry basket.
That’s what you think.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | September 17, 2024 3:00 AM |
[quote] I’m Wally.
I’m sorry
by Anonymous | reply 342 | September 17, 2024 4:15 AM |
I couldn’t stand Wally. He was the cousin Oliver of The Brady Brides, A Very Brady Christmas, and The Bradys.
by Anonymous | reply 343 | September 17, 2024 4:55 AM |
I'm the New Jan Brady!
by Anonymous | reply 344 | September 17, 2024 5:27 AM |
I'm the San Fernando Valley. Even though the Brady's live here, you'd never know it. They never mention actual place names on the show, favoring such Midwest monikers like Elm or Main Street. No Calle Margarita, no El Cielo or whatever. It's like they wanted a bland Anywhere, USA feel. And in that, they were successful.
by Anonymous | reply 345 | September 17, 2024 7:12 AM |
[quote]I'm the the typewriter that drops its "Y"s.
See R31.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | September 17, 2024 10:45 AM |
I am one of Bobby's frogs, who terrify 17 year old girls.
by Anonymous | reply 347 | September 17, 2024 10:49 AM |
R311 😂 right.
by Anonymous | reply 348 | September 17, 2024 11:23 AM |
R267 The movies. I grew up in the 90s and I remember seeing the show. Like a least a dozen episodes. I just don’t remember when and how. I guess Nick at Nite.
by Anonymous | reply 349 | September 17, 2024 11:28 AM |
^ Thindy lookth likth thit!
by Anonymous | reply 351 | September 17, 2024 3:15 PM |
I'm the tiny Malibu beach bungalow Eve Plumb's parents invested her earnings in when she was 11 years old. Purchased for 55k, sold for 3.9M in 2019.
by Anonymous | reply 352 | September 17, 2024 3:26 PM |
R350 This answers so many questions for me
by Anonymous | reply 353 | September 17, 2024 7:27 PM |
I'm Mike, "accidentally" going into the bathroom when Greg is taking a shower.
I'm Alice, "accidentally" going into the bathroom when Marcia is taking a shower.
by Anonymous | reply 354 | September 17, 2024 9:10 PM |
I'm the cold cream.
by Anonymous | reply 355 | September 17, 2024 9:30 PM |
I'm Carol and Alice's "playtime" when Mike is at work and the kids are in school.
by Anonymous | reply 356 | September 17, 2024 9:34 PM |
TR349- I grew up in the 70's and actually watched the episodes on ABC at night.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | September 17, 2024 9:35 PM |
I guess George Glass was the original Tim Simms.
by Anonymous | reply 358 | September 17, 2024 9:37 PM |
I'm Bobo.
by Anonymous | reply 359 | September 17, 2024 9:39 PM |
I'm the artificial grass in the backyard that the kids mow.
by Anonymous | reply 360 | September 17, 2024 10:03 PM |
I'm Bobby's school safety Monitor arm band.
by Anonymous | reply 361 | September 17, 2024 10:09 PM |
I’m the friendly new neighbor on the corner!
by Anonymous | reply 362 | September 17, 2024 10:49 PM |
R357 congrats! You are the one millionth poster on a DL nostalgia tv thread.
by Anonymous | reply 364 | September 17, 2024 11:28 PM |
I'm Dr. Vogel, and I have to have my assistant wipe off the dentist's chair after Marcia comes in to have her teeth cleaned.
by Anonymous | reply 365 | September 17, 2024 11:31 PM |
R365- ,I'm Dr. Vogel and I'm a good looking hunk.
by Anonymous | reply 366 | September 17, 2024 11:43 PM |
R350. What the fuck is THAT?!
by Anonymous | reply 367 | September 18, 2024 12:04 AM |
I don't blame Marcia for lusting after Dr. Vogel. He was hot.
by Anonymous | reply 368 | September 18, 2024 12:13 AM |
I'm Mike and I'm moving in on Dr. Vogel. Fuck off, Marcia!
by Anonymous | reply 369 | September 18, 2024 12:58 AM |
I'm Sam the Butcher's meat, which Mike is just dying to taste.
by Anonymous | reply 370 | September 18, 2024 1:09 AM |
I'm Carol's old beefy boyfriend Tank picking up Mike and calling him "fragile."
by Anonymous | reply 371 | September 26, 2024 3:52 PM |
R367 Sadly, it's Cindy Brady.
by Anonymous | reply 372 | September 26, 2024 5:14 PM |
I'm Frosty The Snowman and what Cindy's vocals did to me will never let me return to life someday....
by Anonymous | reply 373 | September 26, 2024 5:35 PM |
I'm the 55th Anniversary of its debut.
by Anonymous | reply 374 | September 26, 2024 10:53 PM |
I'm the hobo clown art in the boy's room with a view of Greg's bed. What I've seen...
by Anonymous | reply 375 | September 27, 2024 12:40 AM |
I want to take a shower with Greg! Once he left the show, he was so hot in his 20s and 30s. Too bad he didn't have a successful television career after TBB.
by Anonymous | reply 376 | September 27, 2024 2:26 AM |
“Something suddenly came up!”
by Anonymous | reply 377 | September 27, 2024 2:59 AM |
I’m the itching powder the boys put in the sleeping bags during the girls’ slumber party.
Even as a little kid I knew that was seriously fucked up.
by Anonymous | reply 378 | September 27, 2024 4:11 AM |
I'm Greg's cock.
by Anonymous | reply 379 | September 27, 2024 4:27 AM |
I’m Kaye Ballard and I’ve never been on the show
by Anonymous | reply 380 | September 27, 2024 4:33 AM |
I'm the beads hanging at the entrance to Greg's attic bedroom.
by Anonymous | reply 381 | September 27, 2024 4:48 AM |
We're the maternal grandparents of Greg, Peter and Bobby. Why the hell did we never appear to visit our grandsons???
by Anonymous | reply 382 | September 27, 2024 5:23 AM |
I'm Greg's jockstrap in the top drawer of his dresser. All the chicks at school want it, and all the dudes at school have actually tasted it.
by Anonymous | reply 383 | September 27, 2024 11:56 AM |
[quote]I want to take a shower with Greg! Once he left the show, he was so hot in his 20s and 30s. Too bad he didn't have a successful television career after TBB.
Barry said in his book that after TBB he refused to audition for parts and would tell prospective employers to "turn on the tv to see what I can do". The arrogance. He really thought some casting director was going to turn on TBB and be impressed by his delivery of "Dad, can I borrow the car" or "Mom, I'm going to the library".
by Anonymous | reply 384 | September 28, 2024 4:52 PM |
R381 Everyone knew what he was doing in that room with the door closed. I always had my own room but I could imagine in that day getting your hands own room for the first time at the end of high school I’d damn expect the door to stay closed.
by Anonymous | reply 385 | September 28, 2024 4:58 PM |
your hands on*
by Anonymous | reply 386 | September 28, 2024 4:59 PM |
I’m Davy Jones. I kissed Marsha, but Jan’s my favorite.
by Anonymous | reply 387 | September 28, 2024 5:03 PM |
I'm the orange counter tops.
by Anonymous | reply 388 | September 28, 2024 5:43 PM |
I’m brown, yellow and orange aka the 1970’s
by Anonymous | reply 389 | September 28, 2024 6:54 PM |
I'm Greg & Peter's dark pubes found on the rim of the toilet seat in the shared bathroom between the boys and girls bedrooms.
by Anonymous | reply 390 | September 28, 2024 7:40 PM |
I'm Carol's cold cream.
by Anonymous | reply 391 | September 28, 2024 7:41 PM |
I’m the dirtier secrets just now revealed
by Anonymous | reply 392 | September 28, 2024 7:45 PM |
I'm that weird panel behind Mike and Carol's bed, above the headboard.
Barry Williams did seem like a pill. I remember watching a late night talk show and they had audience members talk about their "brushes with fame." An audience member said he ran into Barry at a theme park (Disneyland or Magic Mountain). Audience member said that Barry yelled at him and his friends: "Hey, you kids! Stop ____."
by Anonymous | reply 393 | September 28, 2024 7:48 PM |
^Now that you mention it, what was that panel exactly? Was there a closet or dressing area or something that was supposed to be behind it?
by Anonymous | reply 394 | September 29, 2024 1:14 AM |
^The home's only toilet.
by Anonymous | reply 395 | September 29, 2024 1:50 AM |
It was Alice's room.
by Anonymous | reply 396 | September 29, 2024 1:53 AM |
I’m the parcheesi y board that Alice slipped on and sprained her ankle.
by Anonymous | reply 397 | September 29, 2024 4:28 AM |
I’m Christopher Daniel Barnes. I did the voice of Prince Eric and played Greg Brady.
by Anonymous | reply 398 | September 29, 2024 4:52 AM |
I'm the nonexistent toilet. But big things come in small packages!
by Anonymous | reply 399 | September 29, 2024 9:16 AM |
I'm the sliding glass doors.
by Anonymous | reply 400 | September 29, 2024 3:22 PM |
I’m the word stinker that Carol hates. Was Mike dutch ovening her?
by Anonymous | reply 401 | September 29, 2024 4:23 PM |
Alice B. Porta Potty
by Anonymous | reply 402 | September 30, 2024 5:51 PM |
I’m the lost earrings. Carol’s black wig covered her ears so even if Thindy hadn’t lost those damn earrings, no one would have seen them on Carol’s ears.
by Anonymous | reply 403 | October 6, 2024 4:14 PM |
I'm the sex toys.
by Anonymous | reply 404 | October 6, 2024 5:07 PM |
I'm the dead parents. You never hear a thing about us, not even the teeniest reference.
by Anonymous | reply 405 | October 6, 2024 7:10 PM |
I'm the strawberry jam
by Anonymous | reply 406 | October 6, 2024 7:12 PM |
Let's be the circumcised penises on Greg, Peter and Bobby and their full bushes ( certainly by the 1973/74 season.
by Anonymous | reply 407 | October 6, 2024 8:25 PM |
I’m the peace sign Greg flashes when he becomes independent. Hey Mike, Carol.
by Anonymous | reply 408 | October 6, 2024 9:23 PM |
I'm the dunk tank.
by Anonymous | reply 409 | October 6, 2024 9:25 PM |
I'm dumbass Bobby, dumping an entire box of soap powder in the washer. That's what you get for being an annoying hall monitor.
by Anonymous | reply 410 | October 7, 2024 12:54 AM |
I'm the lizard Cousin Oliver leaves in Peter's bed as a prank.
by Anonymous | reply 411 | October 7, 2024 1:06 AM |
I'm Ted Roberts and I don't believe in proper building specifications.
by Anonymous | reply 412 | October 7, 2024 2:06 AM |
Side note, even as a little gayling I was in love with Mark Gruner.
by Anonymous | reply 413 | October 7, 2024 2:23 AM |
I'm the winks and knowing looks exchanged between Robert Reed and Rip Taylor during "The Brady Bunch Variety Hour" rehearsals.
by Anonymous | reply 414 | October 8, 2024 3:01 AM |
I'm Warren Mullaney, and the real reason Greg hates me is because there's palpable sexual tension between us.
by Anonymous | reply 416 | October 8, 2024 1:09 PM |
Marcia’s boyfriends were always semi-hot idiots. I’d take half the junior class males on Room 222 over Warren.
by Anonymous | reply 417 | October 8, 2024 10:20 PM |
R418, at my young age I thought the music changed to "school themed" when they shifted to show Lloyd Haines.
by Anonymous | reply 419 | October 8, 2024 11:14 PM |
When Cindy stuck her tongue- UP TRUMPS ANUS! My favorite episode.
by Anonymous | reply 420 | October 8, 2024 11:23 PM |
I'm the pin that pops Susan Olsen's goiter.
by Anonymous | reply 421 | October 14, 2024 3:10 PM |
About the screens behind Mike and Carol’s bed, I saw the same ones in A Face in the Crowd as part of Andy Griffith’s big shot penthouse. It’s fun when you spot materials being reused in movies. In Italian movies I keep seeing the same sheer curtain with damask appliqué. And in old Hollywood they often used a wood veneer in office sets that doesn’t look like any wood I’ve seen in real life. It has a criss cross grain.
by Anonymous | reply 422 | October 14, 2024 4:17 PM |
I’m Mike Bradys pee jays who got action!
by Anonymous | reply 423 | October 14, 2024 6:20 PM |