The Gays and Tennis Part 175 - on to Indoor Carpet Munching

Thanks for the new thread, OP.

Il Gingio!

Boss Daddy

Italian cheater won... surprise surprise

American Pussy Story

[quote]Italian cheater

You're claiming to know something you don't.

So they fined him and took his ranking points because he didn’t fail two drug tests?

Taylor, Travis, Patrick ... who's the tranny with the white glasses?

The PP with RBF was ready for her close-up.

Fritz looks more Italian than Sinner.

Between the drugs scandal, the boring tennis and the dull personality, I fear Sinner's reign at the top of tennis may result in very poor ratings and lower than ever interest.

^^^^ Morgan Riddle, the PP

Sabalenka looks quite different when she's all glammed up

Sinner is bad for tennis. The only thing he has going for him is his interesting last name.

With an Italian at #1 you'd at least expect the guy to be hot and with some charisma. But Sinner has the looks and personality of a table cloth.

Heaven forbid you eschew the limelight and just want to play good tennis.

I thought Morgan’s outfit today was a small improvement over what she wore at the semifinal. Less is more.

She's just ghastly!

I agree Sinner's bad for tennis but only because of the drug issue. I think he'll be the Lance Armstrong of tennis goats.

R13 Hawt!

Better to have the bland leading the bland in a Major final instead of the ignominy of Novaxx or RFC.

Looking forward to how the rest of the year pans out with the 1000 titles to be defended by Hubie (Shanghai) and Novaxx (Paris) and 500s by Jannik (Beijing and Vienna), Shelton (Tokyo), and Felix (Basel). Novaxx may not even be eligible to defend his ATP Finals title since he's currently #9 in the Live ATP race and is unlikely to defend Paris. Only Sinner, RFC and Carlitos are locked in for Nitto so far.

I always forget what “RBF” stands for, and it takes me a while to figure out it’s not the initials of a Spanish player.

[quote] But Sinner has the looks and personality of a table cloth.

And he has that reddish brown mole on his chin.

Resting Bitch Face

Wow, carpet season already? Donna get ready!

Who is RBF and RBC?

LBJ took the IRT

Down to main-street USA

When he got there, what did he see?

Tricky Dick high on LSD

R13 Saba is a stunner.

Too bad she's not a lez. The ladies would go crazy over that. I fear men are too insecure because of her height and broad shoulders.

And no Ms. Court, not all tennis players are lezzies.

R14 checkered history and all…

Which of our tennis studs has the largest carpet to munch?

[quote] Which of our tennis studs has the largest carpet to munch?

Carlo by far.

...or Frank Schiavone

RFC = Alexander Zverev (Rat Faced Cunt, coined many threads ago)

R8 Soirse

Is this where we discuss the Jasmine Open?

Where Jasmine Open?

Did Sabs buy that dress off a hooker?

[quote] Did Sabs buy that dress off a hooker?

Not my style.

R11. Completely agree with you. I want to like Sinner but he is one of the dullest tennis player out there. Even his game is far from exciting after a few unbelievable points.

Legz+ back in action!

grrrr

YES

My Lord Hand is ready to convene a meeting of the Small Council at R42.

Bravo, r42! I was looking at that photo trying to figure out who he reminded me of. Legz+ is a dead ringer for Legz-.

stepping into a FH

oops forgot the link

When Davis Cup start?

Today, R47, with Team Canada looking good. Very good.

Thank you, R48.

Canada Team.

For you Shapo blond leg hair fans.

Legz+ had to retire with cramps after splitting sets with Carlitos

This showed up in my IG feed. Taylor Fritz saying Homosexuality would be accepted in the ATP.

Here's the full piece.

Is Clay magazine clay specialist?

I realize the pics at R53 are likely retouched or photoshopped, but Daddy Fritz looks great in them.

Hmmm, did they retouch the pics to make TF look like an apple doll? That skin is begging for some sunscreen.

What’s an apple doll?

Props to Boss Daddy.

He really is a chill guy. And handsome, too.

Oh, dear! Legz+ had to retire v Pop in Davis Cup :-(

Why Manchester Davis Cup have birthday cake as logo?

Big Jack having a rough ride in Davis Cup

Wow at TME in the middle

Ooo baby 6 ft 5. And is Etcheverry a Spanish name?

R64, it’s a Basque name.

Go Canada and Spain!

Fucking Ruud, you can never rely on him to win an important match. Thankfully the top junior player Nicolai Budkov Kjær won his match for Norway.

Ah, you're talking about the 'World Groups'. How cute!

[quote] Fucking Ruud, you can never rely on him to win an important match

For Wuud’s sake they should rename it the Davis Cup 250. Then he would win.

Nadal has withdrawn from Laver Cup, Young Grigor will represent Team Europe instead

Flayvah looking fuckable in Bologna

Zizou too

I winz for Canada!

Felix edges and tops Jack.

Who playing in Laver Cup?

poor Big Jack :-(

Glad FAA and Candaian team got revenge on JD and GB team

Boris Becker got married again.

Is this where we talk about the Hana Bank Korea Open?

Monday Morning tonic:

Challenger Hottie, Andrea Pellegrino's 'pits...

Ons is off! Ends season as a result of shoulder injury.

Novaxx & NYSG put on a show for the crowd at an exhibition in Sofia, Bulgaria.

I’d prefer a full on lap dance from NSYG. Still smokin’ hot.

Coco and Gilbert have separated (no one saw that one coming.....)

yet another head case...

Yeah like BG is the problem with Coco’s crappy results 🙄

Daddy Fritz interviewed by a bunch of Deplorable MAGAts.

When Asian Swing over?

Ftiz looks ugly in fashion show. I hate how they styled his hair

matteo also took part in the milan fashion week...for BOSS

[quote] matteo also took part in the milan fashion week...for BOSS

For BOSS Daddy?

How do you say 'Legz' in Chinese?

....

[quote] How do you say 'Legz' in Chinese?

Reggie.

[quote] How do you say 'Legz' in Chinese?

Regz.

腿

Juncheng Shang is only 19!

I always thought Kei had great legz, too.

He’s not Chinese , you fucking idiot^

Asian swing boring this year.

Daddy Fritz modelling.

Daddy Fritz and Matteo Berrettini.

Fugly on the right

The Return of Asian Swing

The two ATP tournaments this week are dull as fuck.

Virtually no hotties, no loonies, just pushers and journeymen.

Are they journeymen? Are they carpet specialists?

R106 WORSE! THEY'RE ALL RUG MUNCHERS!

[quote] Wimbledon expansion set for green light after GLA backs park plans

Wimbleton

Weem-bleh-dohn

Bjorn looks back..has no regrets for walking out the door at 26

World team or Europe team?

There are a few hotties, R105: ZZZ, Shang, Hijikata, and Bellucci are still in, while Borna, Nardi and Darderi have already been ousted. Plus Musetti and Rune are there with their fair number of stans on this board for both.

Carlos once again bulging magnificently at LC.

Defending champion Iga Swiatek withdraws from Beijing due to 'personal matters'

The withdrawal is Swiatek's second in as many weeks from tournaments she was entered to play following the US Open.

It is a kinda boring time of year. All the majors are over, and I really don't watch much until the ATP Tour Finals -- if then.

It's also kinda nice to get my life back, in a way. Now I only tune in if it's a rainy day or I'm having a fight with my boyfriend and we can't be in the same room together.

Where year end championship?

Laugh all you want at Carla Suarez Navarro R31, but Carla is a beautiful person inside and out, who probably overachieved in her profession (if you consider her diminutive size and antiquated technique), always audibly supported the LGBT community and had the courage to come out while still playing actively (while many these days still wait for retirement to step out of their closet); she's also a cancer survivor, a daughter, a sister, and the mother of two adorable daughters (Ona and Noa) and according to her wife, Olga, no one can munch carpet through a chain link fence like she does.

Boss Daddy and Mopsy over RFC and Carlitos in the LC

The Brat plumbs new depths in 'Gyna'!

He's knocked out in the second round to Japanese qualifier, Uchiyama! Could be out of the top 20 by the end of the season unless he can get a run going somewhere soon.

Carlitos and NSYG...GETTING IT ON!

Mehm.

A couple of bottoms.

RFC team or Daddy Frtiz team?

Who picks the teams for Laver Cup? Why isn't DeMinaur playing? Or Tommy Paul? I guess Sinner just passed on it, can't blame him. Mussetti?

Demon's still rehabbing his injury. He posted about it today.

R123 Frtiz froever!!

Tiafro.

Boss Daddy over RFC

RFC/A. Zverev team or Big Foe team?

I'm European so against every fibre of my being I'm RFC Team!

Lore over Gaydrian in 3

RFC defeats Big Foe.

Big Foe defeated himself. Too many out balls during the tiebreaker. God, I hope Boss Daddy has what it takes to beat Alcatraz.

Daddy Fritz team or Carlitos team?

Carlitos Team until I'm EU Blue in the face!

Did Iga break up with her girlfriend?

Creamy Daddy.

Carlitos thumps Daddy in the Laver Cup decider.

BOW DOWN TO YOUR EUROPEAN OVERLORDS!

Juncheng Shang beat Bubbles to make the semis.

He's not totally unfortunate-looking.

Can someone seriously explain to me how the Laver Cup is remotely an even playing field? Team Europe has 5 of the top 10 players in the world while Team World has exactly 1. And don’t get me started on when Team Europe had Federer, Nadal, and Djokovic. It just seems really unfair to me. But kudos to Team World for doing as well as they did.

What next big tournament in Asian swing?

R 139. But still, it came down to the final match. Hardly a rout by team Europe.

Poor R140 - will he ever work out how work Google?

luvly Lore into the final

against Jerry Legz

Even easier than Google....

Shang bangs out his first main tour title over lovely Lore: 7-6, 6-2.

A very Merry Jerry for all who celebrate.

I have to say, he's very easy to like - a sassy style, and very smiley on and off court.

Hottie maybe-'mo Fabien Reboul and Sadio Doumbia won the doubles title.

Is this where we discuss the China Open?

yes, and Roger's Cup

Jerry abz

Jerry splitz

Nip deficiency!

[quote] Nip deficiency!

That’s racist!

He’s from China—get your head out of the gutter. No such reference implied or inferred.

He's not a Nip anyway he's a Chink.

So are you Chinese or Japanese?

Berrettini got rid of his facial hair. He's play Van de Zandschlut now at the Japan Open.

Giron of the Great Ass is about to play Hoobie.

It is a pleasure to watch Giron of the Great Ass simply walk and strut. His lower body is a sculpture exhibiting beautiful form and shape. I wish I could stay up to watch the match.

Lore taking off his shirt.

^^^^ Si, per favore!

Arthur Fils gives Daddy a good spanking in Tokyo - 6-4, 3-6, 6-3.

A few other fancied players falling in the first round today: FAA, Citybus, and Big Foe

poor Boss Daddy

A whole decade on, Kei Nishikori gets revenge over losing the 2014 US Open Final, with a win over Marin Clic on home soil, delighting the fans.

Highlights from the Fils-Fritz match to counter the very unflattering Arthur snap in R163.

Back in 1989 I was at a Women's Tennis Event in D.C. working as a volunteer. I essentially just refilled the water cups for the players on the court.

Martina Navratilova was playing that event, and though I had never been sexually attracted to her before, I have to say that in person, she is mesmerizing. Kind of like Nancy Kulp meets Kiki Dee. Anyway, I was filling up Pam Shriver's water when she asked me if I could run into the locker room and get her Movado watch that was lying on a towel on a bench next to her locker. So I ran in there, feeling a little bit funny in my downtown lips at the opportunity to see "backstage" of the Women's tennis tour. And let me tell you right now, it didn't disappoint, as I walked in there was Chris Evert doing lunges in the buff. The only thing I can say is that it looked like she was hiding a bear cub down there. I was just about to suggest that she take some Nair to her whisker biscuit when out of the shower she came. Yes Martina Navratilova!! Wow, I had never felt so funny down in my grey clam in my life. She had a great rack, maybe a 34 C but the best was her porkchop sandwich. She had trimmed it ever so fine and it was actually in the pattern of a rooster!

Martina could tell I was checking out her goods, and she winked at me and pulled at a little string hanging from her nice piece of hair pie. She then said to me, "Do you want to earn your red wings?". Not knowing exactly what she meant but willing to do anything to be closer to this icon I nodded in agreement.

Well, the next thing you know I found out exactly what she meant, Martina's girl was bleeding like the Serenghetti and my face was slopping it up like Hattie McDaniel at an all you can eat jumbo fried shrimp buffet. I earned my red wings all right, the sides of my mouth to my cheeks were crimson with her rotted girl eggs.

Wow Martina!

Thank you, Virginia Slims at R166.

R166 Well, if I wasn't gay before, I would be now.

Lore has delectable nips.

Flayvah looking good in Beijing

The Kei Renaissance continues!

Through to the semis in Tokyo after a straight sets win over Pornstache.

Oh, MY

Legz+ takes out ODS Tommy in Tokyo

WADA seeks suspension for Sinner.

Sabs.

She Hulk.

Wow Sinner! I always thought his excuse sounded absurd.

I wonder how far apart the two failed doping tests were? Days, weeks, months?

I guess he'll be allowed to play until this new appeal goes through.

Sinner playing in China Open now.

Legz+ floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. Through to the Tokyo semis after a straight sets win over Michelsen.

Big Jack D and The UGOAT currently slugging it out.

The UGOAT also doles out the floaty-stingy thing. He prevails against Big Jack D - a set and 2-1 up as Draper retires with another injury.

here's the + in Legz+

Um, what's up?

We could be heading for a Legz / Legz+ final!

Fils pounces in the final set tie-break after a marathon over Ben YELLton.

He really should have won it in two sets. Really struggles to close out big matches.

Challenger Hotties: An Occasional Series...

Jacob Fearnley, who gave a NoVaxx a scare in the Wimbledon second round, has been steadily building his ranking ever since. He won his third Challenger title in a row today and has cracked the Top 100 for the first time.

I watched his first round at Wimbledon against Moro Cañas. Sexy otter vibes.

Carlitos quad

dubble the Flayvah!

'Hold this game and you can fuck me after the match.'

Cobolli has beautiful eyes.

Otters don’t have beards 🙄

....

A gesture?! Well, shit my bricks!

How deep and invasive were these massages Sinner was getting from his physiotherpaist?

I read somewhere that this physio had been involved in a drug case with somebody else - the SAME drug!

If Sinner's out a year or so, and I think he should be - why even have rules if the favored ones are exempt? Anyway, if he's out, maybe Carlitos can take advantage. But don't YOU get any ideas, Novaxx -we're all sick of you and your creatina.

Legz+ Team or UGOAT Team?

Fils Team or Legz/Brat Team?

Legz+ Team

Fils Team

I thought Alcaraz would lose to Khachanov, but he didn't. He is officially the new #2 now. Thank god. I cannot stand Zverev.

It's an all French Final in Tokyo!

The UGOAT overcomes Legz+ in 3, and Fils knocks out Legz in straights (but 2 long nail-biting tie-breaks)

COCORICO!

Woobie team or Boo! team?

Bu Boo Team!

WooBoo

Big Boo...bies!

Jiri Lehecka looks good below the neck.

I think Alcaraz will lose to Medvedev.

I was saying Bu-urns.

Cute new doubles pairing, Lloyd Glasspool and Julian Cash, take the doubles title in Tokyo.

Fils and The UGOAT go into a third set. Great match - a hair's breadth between them so far (5-7, 7-6)

R202 thought wrong

Fils prevails!

A very touching moment at the ner between the two Frenchmen!

I'm fantasizing about touching moments between Arthur and that tall, brush-cut drink of water in his (player) box.

....

R207, Fils is the top!

As it should be.

Fils has booty whereas the UGOAT has none.

The UGOAT should top.

booty

How do you pronounce "Fils" correctly? Is it like "feel" or "feels" - or something else?

you pronounce if 'Feece'

In French it means 'Son'

Like “Fisz”

I got the feels.

Comme ça.

told ya, its pronounced "Feece"

It's part of g.e.m.s.life!

Boo out!

Beijing Final:

Carlitos Team or Il Clostebolio Team?

Carlitos team

Carlitos, but he will lose to Sinner.

Il Gingio takes the first set in a TB

Carlitos BH

Carlitos SURGES to take Set 2.

NOW FINISH HIM!

Is this where we discuss the Wuhan Open?

Carlitos wins 7 points in a row in the final set tie-break to take the title and move to 6-4 in their head to head, and 3-0 in 2024

Very happy Carlitos won, but the beard needs to go.

That last set and the tie-break were blazing hot. Sinner has cool nerves and intense focus; Alvarez is inconsistent but when he is inspired he's unplayable.

[quote] Sinner has cool nerves

There’s a cream for that.

As Carlos matures he will become more consistent. He has the talent to play pretty much any way he wants.

What a match and what a win for Alcaraz (Garfía)!

Quadzilla!

R222 que bueno.

Zsa Zsa beat Z-cube 4 and 3!

I saw him play Cobolli at the Open and damn they were both hitting a great ball.

A reminder....Andrea Pellegro

^^^^ that's a muscly mins

oh my stars r238 !!!!

Please, R240, nobody has as beautiful a face as Matteo

Shapo in Shanghai

Busy day in Shanghai. A few shocks - FAA and Fils take early baths.

Good comeback wins for Legz+ and Tomas Etcheverry who's just won a nearly 4-hour marathon against Butt-Itch VDZ. No pics of the match on Getty, but have a gratuitous shot of a victorious Tomy displaying celebratory bulge.

Ruud is losing against Vukic.

FAA lost again....he needs to do something ASAP

Good for Muchova! Girl needs to keep getting her ranking up so a future Sabalenka match doesn't happen in the quarters (or earlier).