I'm the "It's a Living" penny slots by the front desk and I am busy 24/7.
Let's be the Datalounge Resort & Casino, just off the Strip in fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada
by Anonymous | reply 129 | September 11, 2024 11:19 PM |
I'm the Blackjack tables. The croupiers are all black and named Jack, well-endowed, and NAKED.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 8, 2024 7:20 PM |
I'm the Fat Whores Buffet and I have a strict 90-minute time limit.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 8, 2024 7:23 PM |
It's 120 degrees.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 8, 2024 7:27 PM |
I’m Henderson adjacent
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 8, 2024 7:30 PM |
"Sir, the Vicki Lawrence show is sold out."
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 8, 2024 7:35 PM |
I'm the new permanent home of the Liberace Museum.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 8, 2024 7:39 PM |
I'm the dodgy AC that won't go below 24c.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 8, 2024 7:41 PM |
I'm the Gay & Bearding Troll screaming 'it's PR' at every celebrity couple who rolls up at the casino.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 8, 2024 7:42 PM |
I'm the Autumn Harvest/Once Around the Garden salad bar at the Fat Whores buffet
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 8, 2024 7:43 PM |
I'm the "high limit" slots room where the minimum bet is 25 cents.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 8, 2024 7:43 PM |
I’m housekeeping, just called to the restrooms off the main floor.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 8, 2024 7:47 PM |
I'm the spa with a huge wet area where straight men lounge nude all day long stroking their huge cocks waiting for other men to come and lend a helping hand, mouth or hole. I have no entry fee for guests of the hotel.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 8, 2024 7:50 PM |
I'm the flea market room. After you purchase an item, you are eligible to spin a wheel for kickbacks ranging from 5% to 100% - Free! The casino covers 75% of the kickback and the consignee swallows 25%. There are old timey slot machines and themed slot machines such as "Dish Queen!", "Fiestaware®!" and "Vintage Playgirl". There are daily guessing games - such as Name the Obscure Cutlery. There is an overpriced tearoom but the tea and cakes are in fact impeccable.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 8, 2024 7:55 PM |
You will find the "loosest slots in town" here, without a doubt.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 8, 2024 8:00 PM |
I'm the caftan section of the gift shop, which fills the entire store. Sizes XXXL and up only!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 8, 2024 8:03 PM |
I'm the Ver-Sayce Boutique filled with knock-offs of luxury designer goods and staffed with the most gorgeous and dumbest shopbottoms.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 8, 2024 8:06 PM |
[quote] I'm the "It's a Living" penny slots by the front desk and I am busy 24/7.
I'm the nutty old incel who shoots the machine after hearing the theme song blaring from it for the 100th time as I sat at a nearby slot machine.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 8, 2024 8:07 PM |
I'm the restrooms, busy with illicit sex, glory holes and lots of caftans flapping.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 8, 2024 8:07 PM |
I'm the bread pudding on the Fat Whores Buffet.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 8, 2024 8:08 PM |
I'm the free deck of cards won after earning 69 points. I contain images of gay pornstars from the 80s.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 8, 2024 8:09 PM |
I'm the Polynesian Room that serves Trader Vic's classic cocktails and cuisine under exquisitely dim and flattering lighting.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 8, 2024 8:09 PM |
[quote] I'm the "It's a Living" penny slots by the front desk and I am busy 24/7.
I'm the Barrie Youngfellow bonus that pays $10!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 8, 2024 8:11 PM |
R23. I'm the Nancy Beebe mini game where you have to select the right cabinet where Howard the Chef is hiding.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 8, 2024 8:13 PM |
And upon winning R22's bonus, this shining image appears.....
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 8, 2024 8:15 PM |
I'm the Fat Whores Food Court, for late night binges when the Fat Whores Buffet is closed.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 8, 2024 8:16 PM |
I'm the Gabinetto Segreto of Napoli's satellite museum, The Las Vegas Secret Room, featuring priceless erotic art on loan from the world's premier collections.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 8, 2024 8:17 PM |
I'm Crystal Bernard, excluded from the "It's a Living" slot machine bonuses. Only original cast members allowed.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 8, 2024 8:18 PM |
I'm the Temple Grandin Tactile Experience! No fat whores refused.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 8, 2024 8:19 PM |
I'm the reasonably priced Cava Cocktail and Tapas bar staffed by Spanish Himbos.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 8, 2024 8:21 PM |
I’m the Cirque du Soleil extravaganza, HISSSSS.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 8, 2024 8:21 PM |
I'm the Golden Girls Lanai Lounge! Lindsey Graham is one our best customers.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 8, 2024 8:22 PM |
I'm the Minnelli Dinner Theatre. Three different shows run year round, new every year, one each themed on Liza, Judy and Vincente Minnelli. This year's Liza show is the "Liza Minnelli David Gest Wedding" Immersive Experience.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 8, 2024 8:25 PM |
I'm Madame Tussauds Wax Museum of Celebrity Plastic Surgery Disasters
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 8, 2024 8:27 PM |
I'm the Rick's Café, which all guests refer to as the Has Been Lounge. I seat a maximum 70 people and I book amusing has beens, and some mega stars who do surprise appearances in this intimate space. In fact I have cachet, and artists are happy to book and play to such a small crowd in Las Vegas..
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 8, 2024 8:34 PM |
I'm the new floor show opening soon in our main showroom: a musical tribute to "What's My Line" and Dorothy Kilgallen.
Sorry folks. You must be at least 80 years old to attend this show.
Note: Spacing between tables is extra wide to accommodate walkers and wheel chairs.
Also, the show is sold out for the next 18 months.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 8, 2024 8:53 PM |
I'm the Mrs. Patsy Ramsey Child Care Center.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 8, 2024 8:58 PM |
I was the maî·tre d' at the premier restaurant at the facility (Mur's No. 2) until it closed and was sealed shut for a year for health purposes.
We discovered that one of the dishwashers was a nuthouse escapee was spooging into the all the oysters just before they were served, rubbing pork chops on his ass and tossing disgusting things into the dishes. A real obsessive nut case.
He actually thought he ran the place and had changed the name to PRŪN.
Mur's No. 1 had had a deadly grease fire about two years earlier and the bitch hotel owner wanted to show "our iconic tradition of gambling heritage," plus she only had to have one fluorescent tube replaced to update the name.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 8, 2024 9:03 PM |
I'm the biweekly gay sauna night in the Doso Doyabi Spa. Named Doso Doyabi because the spa is ALL white decor. The sauna only operates in rooms with hard surfaces of lacquered wood, tile, glass, lucite, and painted metal. Men under 25 are admitted free. 25-34 year olds, half price. Verified size meat (verification performed by spa staff) receive free entry AND a $50 Gaming Chip.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 8, 2024 9:05 PM |
I'm the "You've Had Worse Things In Your Mouth" fast-casual eatery.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 8, 2024 9:07 PM |
I'm Miss Warwick's residency.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 8, 2024 9:08 PM |
I'm the housekeeper Lupe. I keep several sizes of toilet plunger and a snake on my maid's cart. It's easier this way so I don't have to call maintenance when the DLers clog the toilets with their giant BMs.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 8, 2024 9:11 PM |
I'm Chad. It's Day 2 of this Las Vegas trip and I've already blown my daily slots budget ($50). I'm headed to the Hoover Dam. Anybody else want to go?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 8, 2024 9:13 PM |
I'm Poppers, the sex positive lounge in the rear of the hotel!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 8, 2024 9:16 PM |
I'm the orchid-filled talking bird and palm conservatory. I run on greywater from the resort. The birds have filthy mouths and know many lines from classic movies beloved by gays.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 8, 2024 9:21 PM |
I'm the manager of the booking office...And I'm sorry but we have to cancel our upcoming event "porn stars, where are they now. Because we can't find any alive ones to attend
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 8, 2024 9:24 PM |
I'll be hosting the "I'm 60 but everyone thinks I'm 35 " Pageant
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 8, 2024 9:26 PM |
I'm "Edna's Editables," the pot dispensary on the other side of the conservatory.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 8, 2024 9:27 PM |
I’m the best selling, world famous, original recipe Mitchfest Nut Loaf served by our waitress, Sarah, twirling in her vagina cape.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 8, 2024 9:27 PM |
R47 "edibles"
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 8, 2024 9:28 PM |
I'm the DL on the DL Cigar and Cocktail lounge. Only closet-cases allowed.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 8, 2024 9:46 PM |
I’m the Vivian Vance High Roller Club. Membership is by invite only.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 8, 2024 9:48 PM |
I’m the poppers and lube displayed next to the souvenir dice and cards in the “Have You Found a Treasure? Gift Shoppe.”
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 8, 2024 10:00 PM |
I'm the Eldergay Discount. But the twist is you have to admit your age and also that you don't in fact look 25.
Obviously, I've never been claimed.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 8, 2024 10:05 PM |
I'm the monthly Real Oscars Ceremony, where we must determine the proper winners for each year, since obviously the original winner has never deserved it.
The rumors are true. There have been homicides.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 8, 2024 10:17 PM |
I'm the hard fought and successful battle to steal the annual Desert Duals college wrestling championships from the Flamingo.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 8, 2024 10:18 PM |
I'm the Everard Baths Memorial Spa.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 8, 2024 10:22 PM |
I'm "Uncle Arthur's", a Paul Lynde inspired piano bar where sassy performing showtune queens lead the crowd in uproarious fun!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 8, 2024 10:45 PM |
I'm The Hard Cock Cafe. Instead of music memorabilia, the walls are adorned with plaster casts of all your favorite pornstars' members.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 8, 2024 10:50 PM |
I'm the bedside pencil for dialing room service on the rotary phone.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 8, 2024 10:51 PM |
I'm a hospitality innovation: Guaranteed Bed Bug Free rooms. The resort has two bedbug sniffing dogs that inspect every room after every guest checkout.
Our rooms also feature hardwood floors or terrazzo, and all surfaces are completely and easily washable.
In another innovation, all bathrooms have windows, a design challenge and huge expense. And a few bathrooms have floor length picture windows and glass walled showers, and these rooms are only booked to handsome men.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 8, 2024 10:53 PM |
Broadway doesn't go for booze or dope, but Vega$ sure as fuck does! I'm higher than a kite for my shows in the Helen Lawson Memorial Auditorium for Spinsters eight times a week! The nose candy kicks in WAY harder than the dolls ever did!!!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 8, 2024 10:54 PM |
I'm the three cartons of eggs in each guest room's mini-fridge, there for the purpose of being thrown at the hideously tacky Trump Hotel across the street.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 8, 2024 10:55 PM |
Despite being one of the world's most famous people, everyone mistakes me for a drag queen! Even the Gays!
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 8, 2024 10:56 PM |
I'm the lube dispenser in each room's shower!
by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 8, 2024 11:00 PM |
I'm the newly added franchise donut shop "Lisa Whelchel's Winchel's."
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 8, 2024 11:03 PM |
I'm the monkeypox clinic in the basement. Ask the concierge.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | September 8, 2024 11:24 PM |
Desert Duels!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | September 8, 2024 11:24 PM |
I'm the in-house pharmacy. We're still on the DEA's shit list for importing a larger quantity of PReP pills than any other entity on the planet, but hey, fucking ain't a crime!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | September 8, 2024 11:29 PM |
I'm the Forever Golden festival, hosted by dewy ingenue Catherine Zeta Jones!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | September 8, 2024 11:41 PM |
I'm the commemorative Howard Hughes jar of piss given to each hotel guest. I'm really just piss from the manager's twink boyfriend, but the old queens that stay here won't know the difference.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | September 8, 2024 11:45 PM |
I'm the Gentlemen's Lounge - a hustler bar in disguise.
Put the price of your trick on your hotel bill!
by Anonymous | reply 71 | September 8, 2024 11:47 PM |
Night of 1000 Vivians - the largest and most beloved Vivian Vance event in the world.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | September 8, 2024 11:48 PM |
I'm the free doorstop for those who would like to observe the open door policy.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | September 8, 2024 11:49 PM |
I'm the soft butch sous chef in the restaurant.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | September 8, 2024 11:53 PM |
I'm the baked potato bar.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | September 8, 2024 11:55 PM |
I'm Roxane Gay's Exhaustion Lounge. Make your own damn cocktail, we're too exhausted!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | September 8, 2024 11:56 PM |
I’m the Neneh Cherry residency.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | September 9, 2024 12:03 AM |
I'm Dolly Parton's Lady Ham quick service restaurant.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | September 9, 2024 12:05 AM |
I'm Roxane Gay's chair.
I'm always under a GREAT deal of pressure!
by Anonymous | reply 79 | September 9, 2024 12:09 AM |
For those who disdain the Fat Whores Buffet, I am the exclusive steakhouse Le Cunt Room.
When you arrive, our maitre d' Hisstopher will ask "Have you a reservation?," and when you say no, he'll sigh, look at the totally empty dining room, snap a couple of menus off his podium, and say, "Follow me and we'll see what we can do."
by Anonymous | reply 80 | September 9, 2024 12:36 AM |
And he'll seat you at the table that's closest to the bathroom.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | September 9, 2024 12:38 AM |
At Le Cunt Room, when you order prime rib, the server inquires, "Regular cut, gambler's cut, or Le Cunt cut?"
by Anonymous | reply 82 | September 9, 2024 12:43 AM |
I'm the Sports Book. It's the smallest one in town.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | September 9, 2024 1:35 AM |
I'm the Bai Ling Roof Garden.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | September 9, 2024 1:35 AM |
I’m the narrow doorways and the doorless stalls equipped with toilet paper slot machines.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | September 9, 2024 2:16 AM |
I’m the National Finals of the ‘Oh dear!’ Grammar Bee on in the event forum this weekend.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | September 9, 2024 2:31 AM |
I'm the Helen Lawson boutique in the shops, sandwiched between Prada and Versace. The door mechanism sprays each customer with drenching amounts of Helenesque as they enter. Helen Lawson Funko Pops - BOGO this week only.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | September 9, 2024 2:40 AM |
I'm the penny slots over in the dark corner, near the entrance to the parking structure.
My chairs are coated in a nacreous layer of dried you-know-what.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | September 9, 2024 2:49 AM |
I'm the High Point instant decaffeinated coffee that's in every room of this off-Strip hotel.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | September 9, 2024 3:17 AM |
I'm the DL Baby Tastes AYCB Buffet.
Breakfast: fruit (bananas, only) and corn flakes with skim milk. Instant coffee or brewed Yuban.
Lunch: sandwich bar (Wonder bread, only) with processed cheese slices and Oscar Mayer cold cuts. No mustard (too spicy). Mayo is the only condiment.
Dinner: chicken fingers and Ore-Ida fries (no seafood, whatsoever). Dessert: a scoop of ice cream (flavor of the day) in a stainless steel bowl.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | September 9, 2024 3:24 AM |
I reek like an adult bookstore/arcade from the 1990's – stale cigarette smoke, BO, cheap cologne, and budussy.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | September 9, 2024 3:26 AM |
There's an arcade in the casino too!
Now with MORE nacreous layers of permacum!
by Anonymous | reply 92 | September 9, 2024 4:22 AM |
I'm the shrieking eldergay: "THEY HAVE ONE DAY AT A TIME PENNY SLOTS!!!!"
by Anonymous | reply 93 | September 9, 2024 4:41 AM |
R93. When you get the 5 plumbing wrenches, the machine plays "This is it!"
by Anonymous | reply 94 | September 9, 2024 4:48 AM |
I’m the decorator’s vision of a Stephan King Overlook Hotel - the carpet is spot-on disquieting but we had to source all furniture from Ponderosa Steak House liquidators.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | September 9, 2024 5:58 AM |
I am the hot Latino that brought a replacement hairdryer to your room after you notified housekeeping that yours was broken. I fill out my uniform really well and I saw the little smile on your face when you answered the door. I apologize for the inconvenience and then I leave. Yes, I felt that brief connection too. Enjoy your stay in Vegas
by Anonymous | reply 96 | September 9, 2024 6:33 AM |
^ I'm the come hither look and the quarter tip left on the dresser for said hunky Latino.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | September 9, 2024 6:37 AM |
I’m the exclusive boutique shops catering to the most upscale of lesbians. These include: Birkenstock, Canes and Munitions, Plaid to the Bone, Nutloaf Nirvana, and of course, Dykes, Dildos, and Diesel.
Pop Up Event of the Week: Marge’s Muffin Munch!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 98 | September 9, 2024 6:44 AM |
I’m the hot Latino hotel worker. I’m 26. I just delivered a blow dryer to some old fart in room 409. No tip.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | September 9, 2024 7:15 AM |
This is "Friendly Ed" - Gold Star Gay Guest level membership. Insider tip: Diego is a doll, but note that he wears Grand Axis push out undies and bulge prosthetics by Steve Grand.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | September 9, 2024 8:14 AM |
I'm the ping-pong table.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | September 9, 2024 8:55 AM |
I'm the Doxy Pep Troll, gulping down my meds before taking ten loads. Breed me, daddy! Poz guys welcome!
by Anonymous | reply 102 | September 9, 2024 9:01 AM |
[Quote] Mayo is the only condiment. - R90
Which brand of mayo I demand to know?!
by Anonymous | reply 103 | September 9, 2024 9:58 AM |
[Quote] I am the hot Latino that brought a replacement hairdryer to your room after you notified housekeeping that yours was broken. I fill out my uniform really well and I saw the little smile on your face when you answered the door. R96
You really should lift caftan and present hole. A little smile is amateur hour.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | September 9, 2024 10:00 AM |
I'm the eldergay at the Fat Whores Buffet pasta station demanding to know if the pasta is rinsed!
by Anonymous | reply 105 | September 9, 2024 1:51 PM |
I'm the lack of wire hangers in the guest room closets.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | September 9, 2024 2:51 PM |
In the lobby there is no reception desk.
There is panel with four panelists.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | September 9, 2024 2:56 PM |
I'm the Hissing Booth, where young men can determine their level of hotness and the exact level of resentment it causes in eldergays.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | September 9, 2024 2:58 PM |
I'm the special slots room where all the seats have been replaced with rimming chairs. Slot player enter free; others pay by the hour.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | September 9, 2024 3:11 PM |
I'm Joan, Reception Desk manager and bell boy supervisor. You will not check in before 3pm and you will check out no later than 11am. Be prepared for a spot check of your luggage if you bring anything in a garment bag or laundry from the dry cleaner. And so help me, if I find a wire hanger, you'll be scrubbing the floor of your entire suite with a toothbrush!
by Anonymous | reply 110 | September 9, 2024 3:15 PM |
I'm the concierge. A nervous man approaches me, sets down a stack of $50 bills, and says sotto voce, "I'm wondering if you could have a film sent to my room. It's for people of ... [italic]unusual[/italic] tastes."
"Happy to help, sir. What's the title?"
"Well — it's not technically legal in this country. That's the problem. And I don't want to attract the attention of the FBI."
The concierge pockets the money and says, "That isn't a problem at all, sir. What's the title?"
The man looks both ways and whispers, "The bootleg of Suzanne Somers' one-woman show, 'The Blonde in the Convertible.'"
by Anonymous | reply 111 | September 9, 2024 11:20 PM |
Linda Lavin on the Organ, Nightly
by Anonymous | reply 112 | September 9, 2024 11:56 PM |
An Evening with Ruta Lee...Back to Her Rutes!
by Anonymous | reply 113 | September 10, 2024 12:19 AM |
I'm the Poo Shoes washing station out back for when the terlets overflow. The DL concierge will take care of special satin shoes.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | September 10, 2024 12:24 AM |
Fried Egg Titties - this week's special at the Fat Whore Buffet in honor of Miss Bonnie Franklin!
Our waiters will give you a good Ann Romano slap upon request.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | September 10, 2024 1:59 AM |
I'm the in-house masseur. I can't tell you how many times Kevin Spacey and John Travolta tried to make me give them a "happy ending"
by Anonymous | reply 116 | September 10, 2024 2:09 AM |
I'm Darfur Orphan — the Experience and the proprietors built a special performance venue out in the sand behind the parking lot.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | September 10, 2024 2:42 AM |
I’m the Fred Schneider in a B-52s tribute band playing on Wednesday afternoon, coming back and pretending I’m really him on Friday night. I don’t get laid.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | September 10, 2024 3:25 AM |
I'm the local eldergay knocking back $2 Bud Lights (with a 25 cent tip!) and boring the bartender about the glory days of the Debbie Reynolds Casino.
" ... and JoAnne Worley was in the showroom for two weeks. Lord, I would have loved to see her play Dolly ... "
by Anonymous | reply 119 | September 10, 2024 7:24 PM |
I’m the Chris burrous memorial massage parlor. Complimentary disco lights and crisco in every room. Party favors and Gatorade extra!
by Anonymous | reply 120 | September 10, 2024 8:01 PM |
I'm open mic night at the Lounge. Kevin Lanflisi will stop by to do some Christian slam poetry, then share some gossip about Aaron Rodgers
by Anonymous | reply 121 | September 10, 2024 8:34 PM |
This is turning into a big hotel!
by Anonymous | reply 122 | September 10, 2024 8:41 PM |
I’m the mixologist who can take you on a drinking tour of the world!
I get punched int the face every time I offer anything other than gin.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | September 10, 2024 8:44 PM |
Were the no fats, fems or trannies sings that litter the hotel.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | September 10, 2024 8:51 PM |
*signs
by Anonymous | reply 125 | September 10, 2024 8:51 PM |
A great new addition to the large gaming floor: the Danny Thomas’ Glass Table Lounge. Filled with cozy club chairs and strong glass coffee tables, people can watch the talented scat matrons re-enact the mid-20th century taboo favorite. For a small fee, people can go “Danny Style” and lay underneath the glass tables for a first-person view of the million-dollar deuces being dropped. Be sure to leave a large tip afterwards!
by Anonymous | reply 126 | September 10, 2024 10:46 PM |
I'm Wednesday afternoon at the Fat Whores Buffet. Once a week, we feature our special "Sows at the Trough" office pot luck-themed menu! Make sure to see the ice sculpture of Heifertiti at the entrance.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | September 11, 2024 3:32 PM |
I'm the Hammurabi Cinema. We feature only pre-Code epics about Sumerian farmwives.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | September 11, 2024 5:16 PM |
I'm a Datalounge Klan Granny. Whenever I lose at roulette, I blame Meghan Markle.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | September 11, 2024 11:19 PM |