I'm bored.

What, DL's a Magic 8 Ball now?

Check Craigslist for estate sales, yard/garage sales. Go to a thrift store and find some cool winter clothes. See a movie.

Such boring suggestions, R2.

Play with yourself. Make sure all your body parts are working in case you get lucky this week. See how hard you can get. See how far your cum shot goes.

Transition. It’s what everyone who’s bored is doing!

You're only 'bored' if you're boring.

Join the ranks of "professional browsers" - they're out there every day in full force. Visit your local 'small businesses' clothing retailer and spend hours asking the owner / salesperson ridiculous questions while you touch and unfold everything you can - "Do you have this in burnt orange ? If you did, I'd buy it." Should they answer yes, they do have what you're looking for - always ask, "Why is this so expensive ?" no matter the price. Let them know you can find it cheaper on-line (business owners love to hear that) and then, before you leave, tell them they have a lovely store. "I'll be back next week, I promise." Before you leave, make sure you pull apart a few displays. Go on to the next store, and the next store, and the next store...

OP, masturbation should take ten seconds for you, but it IS entertaining.

Hi bored, I'm Muriel.

Get a blog.

OP, dream along with me, I'm on my way to a star.....

Go harass a fast food worker, have it filmed, put it on Tik Tok, play victim (homophobia is always good) and then start a Go Fund Me for abuse on Tik Tok. You won't be bored.

Help someone in need.

Troll the internet to start arguments with total strangers.

Everyone else is doing it.

Mushrooms.

Does your city have any historic areas that would interest you? You could go exploring

Go to an animal shelter and adopt a dog or cat.

Start a Meghan Markle thread.

Schmoke copiush amountsh of pot, shilly

OP + Lorraine

I should jump over my building or at least jump off it but either would be deadly. I read you need about 300 ft for base jumping.

Watch college football!