Did we ever discuss the guy masturbating in a Miami Starbucks?

He's actually pretty good looking.

What a pity.

Will Paul Mescal star in the movie?

It's confusing because he's wearing pants during the incident and the critical area is blurred.

You can always count on local news to cover the events that really matter.

Layron Livingston smells cookies. He was enjoying that 'breaking news'. I was waiting for him to scream, 'Gurlfriend! Shut the front door !'

I'm pretty sure we did discuss this back then, but it's an important story and probably about time we revisit it.

Men are pigs!

Poor Maddie and Hayley ! They were like LITERALLY frightened - like LITERALLY. Like all they LITERALLY wanted to do was get their LITERAL mochachino. Like LITERALLY that is all. They like LITERALLY didn't want any cum or pubic hair like LITERALLY floating around in their beverage. Like - yuck!

Blake Lane can LITERALLY come outside my house and LITERALLY masturbate all he wants - I may just LITERALLY lend a hand. He LITERALLY is a cute guy.

“You said you wanted two pumps”

What a wanker!

Blake Rain looks like Jax from Vanderpump Rules.

More video of the action:

Here's Jax Taylor.

Separated at birth?

Florida, y'all.

he likes his coffee with cream apparently

"... who identified himself as a homeless model"

#metoo

Dulche de Leche, please. Extra pumps!

Well, when it’s performed in so patriotic a setting, it’s downright upright, as Harvey’s Bristol Crème Ale 🍺 used to boast.

I said I was sorry. Holy crap some people can sure hold a grudge!

[quote]"You said you wanted two pumps"

Not going to lie: I actually laughed out loud at this.

It’s weird that he’s attractive this is usually incel behaviour

[quote] the lady recording the video said she's so disgusted, that she never wants to return to that Starbucks ever again!

I’d be there every day until he comes back 💦☕️

While we’re at it, any updates on Florida Brunch Squirt Girl?

I wonder how that woman that took a shit in a Dunkin Donuts is doing these days?

[quote] Did we ever discuss the guy masturbating in a Miami Starbucks?

Yes. There were at least three threads when it occurred.

So no dick pics?

[quote]It’s weird that he’s attractive this is usually incel behaviour

When they’re attractive it usually means they have a brain injury.

Blake Rain looks like Jax Taylor and Diedrich Bader had a baby, which I would pay to see.

Eh, there's a lot of hot guys into public play, but this is a bit more public than usual to say the least. Takes a certain kind of dumb or drugged up to be this brazen.

[quote] Eh, there's a lot of hot guys into public play, but this is a bit more public than usual to say the least. Takes a certain kind of dumb or drugged up to be this brazen.

What's creepy is that he followed these women around for TEN MINUTES while jerking his cock.

Who walks around following people while jerking off???

That is a whole lot of CRAZY.

^^^^

You’ve never been to Steamworks, obvs…

I would have licked his balls and sucked him to completion.

The masturbator:

I want to see him completely naked - Full frontal and full rearal.

Hayley and Maddie were so repulsed because they were in the middle of a conversation - still trying to find out their pronouns. They had no time for this guy.

We know, R33.

Already posted at R11.

Some guys just love whipping their cocks out in public. Here's a guy making the news in Concord, NH...

Pervs, the lot of them!

3 yrs ago my Jenny Craig consultant was excited when a man entered the center and showed her his erect penis. She was married but said her love life was in the toilet. Seeing a black man’s penis made her feel wanted and sexy again, according to her. I didn’t say a word but was thinking to myself - WTF.

Hot bitter coffee gives me a boner.

I think that male news anchor wanted to see the whole video, privately. Just a hunch.

Did he cum?

I'd Fuck his hole.

Next stop, "OnlyFans".

Remember this guy? South Park even based an episode around this incident.

He’s cute base on R33’s pic. Doesn’t look weird.

Is he a midget? He looks like Chase Strangio.

I'd give him a suck

Chase Strangio wishes they looked like that.

R21 Huhn? Incels don't pump off in public. They shoot up schools.

Freshly squeezed, non dairy creamer coming right up!

Hot!

I'd have much rather have seen this guy rub one out!

Whet to silent children? Or invisible children?

R54 They were delicious.