MSNBC's Chris Hayes Is a Playbill-Loving Theatre Kid...and he's FAT!

Hayes is blowing up. We don't get to see his exploding waistline behind the desk on MSNBC.

On Seth Meyers' show his shirt buttons were popping.

WEHT the Chris Hayes troll that went around saying how big and muscular he is?

I thought it was a joke but you never know around here.

Gosh, he is getting big. He was quite cute when he was young, and he still looks good behind the desk, but he needs to cut back on the cannoli or he's going to start looking like a typical middle-aged Italian. (And yes, he's half-Italian, and it's showing more and more.)

Chris, 1984 called and they want those glasses back.

He’s still cute. I like him squishy.

He is still cute when he gets riled up.

^^ozembic isn’t the only way to lose weight, getting it on a lot burns calories

He's a fat, bitter Berner who looks like a lesbian auntie at a wedding at OP.

Chonk

Chris...portion control!!

He's always been a textbook carb face and also a textbook frustrated theatre kid which is why he's so dramatic when he does the news.

Perhaps that tight white shirt with no jacket was not the best fashion choice when Hayes is about to bust out of his clothes.

His wife is thin. I wonder what she thinks about this.

I did know: he's half Italian and is into his Italian heritage.

His middle name is Loffredo.

Oooops sorry should read: "I did not know..."

He claims to work out a lot, and he’s still getting fatter. So he must stuff his face with garbage 24/7. He seems like an anxiety-ridden stress eater.

R17 His instagram account often shows him making homemade pasta.

He's gone full Ebert

Carb Bloat

I think he’s stress eating because no one is buying tickets to the MSNBC cash grab in Brooklyn.

White shirts are not his friend.

HIs laugh is so over-the-top. I call it fake-hearty.

Definitely not fit fat.

Help, he's about to explode.

Dear god.

Put the fork down and step away from the all-you-can-eat buffet.

Damn, he used to be cute in a nerdy sort of way.

I used to think he was cute but MAN he blimped out.

Well, at least he’s kept his hair.

It's time for Mounjaro.

Are we sure that isn’t Rachel Maddow in a fat suit?

Like me and others I know, I wonder if its COVID weight that he cant's shed ? Or. at 45, he's starting early with middle age.

I bet he drinks a lot. Booze has lots of calories.

There's no excuse today. Even fat pigs Oprah and Lizzo have slimmed down.

Aww, he looks like someone just poked the Pillsbury Doughboy.

^ HE HEE!

I believe he lives in Brooklyn, so living there requires walking, which helps my brother and sister-in-law stay in shape…but girlfriend needs additional cardio.

That said, I’d still hit his virgin ass.

I used to be on meds that made me gain weight. I hope it's not that.

R37. Those gay-suppressant meds will do that to you, but Ozempic is my friend.

BTW, I have a 2:00-4:00 window next Thursday, so if you’re into backseat car action, hit me up.

err “Greg”…totally not Matt

Having young toddlers probably means he's eating PB&J and chicken nuggets.