Gurls! “Bed Chem” by Sabrina Carpenter may be a masterpiece!

The lyric video. Love the lyrics!

Her songs are great.

You're too old for this shit.

Her head looks like a big ass pumpkin

And her music sounds like pumpkin farts.

OP is in study hall writing “Sabrina Carpenter” over and over on his Trapper Keeper.

Enough with this no-talent ho.

R6 certainly hasn’t listened to her lyrics. They aren’t for little kids.

Everyone in the community room on BINGO night LOVED it.

HI FELLOW YOUNG PEOPLE!

Stuck in my head!!!

Sabrina Carpenter is the fetch of brat / demure.

I'm a BOY not a girl. OP>

I just checked out 10 songs.

This CUNT sucks donkey balls!

I am 44- Am I just too old?

My taste

Love Lana

Love Tori- my original 'female singer/songwriter

Love Miley (most underrated modern artist, in my opinion)

Like Taylor

Like/really like Halsey

This bitch SUCKS- there is nothing THERE

She was awesome at the VMAs

I feel old because I am NOT getting her, at all..

Not only are the songs not that good, none of them have a "hook"..

Hey, if she's a nice girl and doesn't like Trump, I am fine with her.

Is she British?

R16 ummm what? Her songs are all earworms. Please Please Please doesn’t have a hook? The song stays stuck in your head after you hear it.

I find her to be a very pretty young lady, but her music is absolute garbage.

There’s a place & time for garbage music, so I’m not knocking it, but it’s just awful, & we all fucking know it.

She was my favorite angle.

[quote] She was my favorite angle.

Mine is isosceles.

So many of these girls in pop are swappable these days, they all sound alike, different summer, different girl, same sound

All of them, R21. Same with the rapper chicks. All sound the same.

No more Missy Elliots, no more Lauren Hills, no more Madonnas, & no more Britney Spears.

Nah. Shes not interchangeable

She's very good. Wonder what Ariana Grande thinks of her. Sabrina's sound is pretty similar, isn't it? But you can actually make out the lyrics of Sabrina's songs. I see she wrote this along with 4 other people. Is that the way it is now because the loss of income due to streaming? Everyone tries to get a piece of the publishing?

She’s ok. She may be popular but doesn’t deserve the attention she gets.

I think she’s very good., First new music I’ve enjoyed in ages,

Earworm is overused

It’s not an earworm when you listen to it ONE time.

R26 I guess it’s good you pulled your head out of your ass

R25 “deserve” is neither here nor there. No one “deserves” fame. You either are one of the lucky ones or you aren’t. She has hits now and the public likes her.

Some of her songs sound like a poppier blonder more catchy version of Ariana and others sound a little like Camila

R27 people aren’t listening to it one time. Look at the charts.

R29 stand down.

R30 ignorant tard

R32 retard? Numbers don’t lie. Spotify keeps their streaming numbers public.

My favorite song on the album is Don’t Smile. More bittersweet.

I’m over the stan girls here. It’s pathetic l

They’ve been trying to make her happen for a long time, and only just now is she getting any exposure. There were rumors that she was desperate to beard up with Shawn Mendes because she was getting no traction on the charts or publicity otherwise.

She switched record labels r36. That’s why her new music is more mainstream pop and less indie pop like a lot of her previous songs (if you ever listen). This is her first album on her new record label.

No hook.

Talk singining or whisper singing.

Overly produced, manufactured, computerized. What's the difference between this and AI singing?

It's terrible.

R38 what do YOU think a hook is?

Thanks, OP/Mrs. Carpenter and thanks for suggesting Barry is a big influence on FAGS.

Yawn

For middle meh America

For people.

This song deserves Record and Song of the Year Grammy awards

Sabrina Carpenter may be 2024's most overrated pop tart.

Good Lord she's awful.

She’s amazing. Not a single skip on that album.

[quote]Sabrina Carpenter is the fetch of brat / demure.

If by "fetch of brat / demure", you mean steaming pile of shit...then yes, Sabrina Carpenter is that.

Sabrina Carpenter is the most amazing artist in the last century

She covers the latest TIME issue

Bewildered by her success. I guess it's mostly because she looks good (though I think her head is too big for her body) and some of her songs are quite catchy enough. Curious to see how her next album will fare.

R51 you just described why she’s successful perfectly yet are bewildered by it?

Bitch’s head is HUGE.

R52 Bewildered by the fact that she has a slew of Top 10 hits, yet has the voice of an infant just learning to make sounds.

Great for elevator music.

Utterly lost on the acclaim and appeal of this one- (And I like chicks like this!)

There is no THERE, there?

Lost.

Basic bitch content

I was prepared to hate this...HISS! HISS!!!!

And I'm not overly impressed......but Espresso is, in fact, a cute little pop song that isn't too basic.

Just repeat to yourself, 'It's just a song, I should really just relax.'