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Let's Be Autumn in New England

I am the overweight southern MAGA tourists coming to Salem because it is "exotic"

by Anonymousreply 62September 16, 2024 12:49 AM

I'm the crisp and cool morning air I enjoy while sipping my Dunkin's

by Anonymousreply 1September 3, 2024 3:28 PM

I'm the annual CBS Sunday Morning travel log

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by Anonymousreply 2September 3, 2024 3:30 PM

I am the fresh apple cider donut. Absolutely unbeatable when hot. It's worth every "fat whore" comment on DL to eat me. Just don't go buying the grocery store version of me. It can't compare.

by Anonymousreply 3September 3, 2024 3:31 PM

I'm Skeeter.

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by Anonymousreply 4September 3, 2024 3:33 PM

Well at least you were up front at the get go. I guess even Autumn in New England can be a Trump thread.

by Anonymousreply 5September 3, 2024 3:40 PM

I'm the spooky Lifetime Original that were filmed here in the late 1990's/early 2000's.

I star Andrew McCarthy, Marcia Cross, Danielle Panabaker, Jane Krakowski, Michael Gross, and Katherine Helmond.

by Anonymousreply 6September 3, 2024 3:48 PM

I'm the red leaves you intruders are peeping at!

Ain't we purdy?

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by Anonymousreply 7September 3, 2024 3:49 PM

I'm Anne Welles.

by Anonymousreply 8September 3, 2024 3:49 PM

I'm the prices for lodging over Columbus Day Weekend

by Anonymousreply 9September 3, 2024 3:51 PM

I'm Apple picking

by Anonymousreply 10September 3, 2024 3:56 PM

[quote]I'm the spooky Lifetime Original that were filmed here in the late 1990's/early 2000's.

They've filmed Hallmark movies even in my trashy little burg. In the one block of downtown that's still picturesque.

by Anonymousreply 11September 3, 2024 4:07 PM

R11 Aren't they all filmed in North Carolina now?

by Anonymousreply 12September 3, 2024 4:12 PM

I’m the soft needles of the larch trees changing to a gloriously golden color.

by Anonymousreply 13September 3, 2024 4:12 PM

R6 - I'm a fan of those types of movies with an LMC subscription, and I am looking forward to indulging them when they appear in the lineup.

by Anonymousreply 14September 3, 2024 4:18 PM

I'm the hidden dildos

by Anonymousreply 15September 3, 2024 4:26 PM

I'm the opioid addiction

by Anonymousreply 16September 3, 2024 4:31 PM

Is New England really that uptight and prude when it comes to sex? I imagine behind closed doors it is very… different.

by Anonymousreply 17September 3, 2024 4:42 PM

I'm the. Wall-to-wall LL Bean flannel-lined Barn jackets as far as the eye can see

by Anonymousreply 18September 3, 2024 4:51 PM

I'm the Williams family trip to New England to see the leaves change.

I'm Amber, a wife, mother, nurse, Christian, fighter. My husband Chad works at the manufacturing plant. Our daughters are Bryleigh, Layleigh, Loreleigh, and Kayleigh :)

We love Trump, guns, and Pumpkin' Spice Lattes. Okay, Okay!

by Anonymousreply 19September 3, 2024 4:56 PM

I'm the sweater tied around Buffy's neck. She's in from Vassar

by Anonymousreply 20September 3, 2024 5:51 PM

I'm the Northern Kingdom. We'd love to be our own country.

by Anonymousreply 21September 3, 2024 7:09 PM

[quote]Aren't they all filmed in North Carolina now?

Not the Christmas ones, apparently!

by Anonymousreply 22September 3, 2024 7:44 PM

I'm the conformity masking as individuality.

by Anonymousreply 23September 3, 2024 7:49 PM

I’m the lesbian chopping wood and loading it into the Subaru, next to my cane and Tori Amos cds

by Anonymousreply 24September 3, 2024 8:05 PM

I'm the beautiful, yet empty and closed, small liberal arts colleges in Vermont. You can pull in and walk around and sit a spell. They don't mind. Sad.

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by Anonymousreply 25September 3, 2024 9:05 PM

Even prettier in winter. You can still hear the bells if you listen close enough.

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by Anonymousreply 26September 3, 2024 9:07 PM

I'm Pat and Deb

by Anonymousreply 27September 3, 2024 10:22 PM

I’m the smell of the foliage, and the morning fog over ponds and marshes.

by Anonymousreply 28September 3, 2024 10:28 PM

I'm the traffic in Vt. when all the fucking leaf peakers come.

by Anonymousreply 29September 3, 2024 11:04 PM

I’m the one million tourists who are expected to visit Salem in the month of October. Last year it was a record breaker at 1.2 million.

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by Anonymousreply 30September 3, 2024 11:06 PM

I'm Route 30.

by Anonymousreply 31September 3, 2024 11:06 PM

That Autumn tourism is a welcome infusion of cash into those struggling towns. For a few weeks a year, I would assume they can handle the extra traffic and tourists. Be grateful for what you have people.

by Anonymousreply 32September 3, 2024 11:09 PM

I'm the apple cider.

by Anonymousreply 33September 3, 2024 11:10 PM

I'm the townies

by Anonymousreply 34September 3, 2024 11:15 PM

I'm the remarkable colorful view you get from one of the peaks in The White Mountains. The higher you climb, the better it gets. Smells good, too.

by Anonymousreply 35September 3, 2024 11:20 PM

I'm the people in Maine who treat you like shit. They're so direct and sincere about it you believe that you deserve it and you'll come back year after year.

by Anonymousreply 36September 3, 2024 11:23 PM

I'm the local TV weatherman lost in the corn maze, calling 911 for help

by Anonymousreply 37September 3, 2024 11:27 PM

My name is Victoria Winters. My journey is beginning. A journey that I hope will open the doors of life to me and link my past to my future. A journey that will bring me to a strange and dark place, to the edge of the sea to a house high above Widow’s Hill. A house called Collinwood. A world I've never known, with people I've never met. People who tonight are still only shadows in my mind, but who will soon fill the days and nights of my tomorrows.

by Anonymousreply 38September 3, 2024 11:51 PM

[quote]I'm the Northern Kingdom. We'd love to be our own country.

That's [bold]Northeast Kingdom[/bold], r21. And you can't get there from here.

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by Anonymousreply 39September 3, 2024 11:54 PM

I’m the great hiking around the drowned towns of the Swift River Valley.

by Anonymousreply 40September 3, 2024 11:55 PM

I am the endless posts to r/vermont on Reddit that say the same thing: "My husband and I are planning a trip to Vermont to see the fall foliage. What is the best time to come and where are the best AirBnBs that offer a spa experience and aren't too expensive?"

by Anonymousreply 41September 3, 2024 11:56 PM

I'm Reba McEntire wondering who the bitch is you're seeing!

by Anonymousreply 42September 4, 2024 12:01 AM

R17, Your query was put paid to in 1956 by Grace Metalious.

Much if the subsequent movie was filmed in Camden, ME.

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by Anonymousreply 43September 4, 2024 12:01 AM

R30 1.2 million people with nothing to do!!!

There is nothing to do in Salem.

by Anonymousreply 44September 4, 2024 12:26 AM

I beg your pardon.

by Anonymousreply 45September 4, 2024 12:29 AM

I'm the legend of Edmund Muskie

I was Secretary of State you know

by Anonymousreply 46September 4, 2024 1:21 AM

I'm Harvard Square, swollen with students in LL Bean fleeces.

by Anonymousreply 47September 4, 2024 1:48 AM

I’m the apple scrumping.

by Anonymousreply 48September 4, 2024 3:37 AM

I'm the pumpkin and pecan pie

by Anonymousreply 49September 4, 2024 8:46 PM

[quote]I'm the. Wall-to-wall LL Bean flannel-lined Barn jackets as far as the eye can see

They're comfortable as hell and they last for years and years. LL Bean is quality clothing.

by Anonymousreply 50September 4, 2024 8:47 PM

I'm foilage.

by Anonymousreply 51September 4, 2024 8:48 PM

I'm the plastic blonde on Tik Tock walking through small towns and saying things like "OMG this is like Murder, She Wrote. Awww I loved Murder, She Wrote. It makes me think of my grandma."

by Anonymousreply 52September 4, 2024 8:53 PM

I'm the architecture. I take a backseat to the foliage, but this is really where I am at my best, whatever my style.

I'm also the weird fact that even if I am derelict, completely utilitarian or otherwise unremarkable I will look hauntingly ethereal surrounded by a blaze of maple leaves.

by Anonymousreply 53September 5, 2024 1:39 AM

I'm the Head of the Charles. Would you like to drink in the sights of humpy collegiate rowers all weekend long? The question is rhetorical.

by Anonymousreply 54September 5, 2024 1:45 AM

I'm Sam Malone

by Anonymousreply 55September 5, 2024 1:49 AM

I'm Ichabod Crane

by Anonymousreply 56September 5, 2024 6:07 AM

I'm The Big E. The classic start to the fall season. Come to me and sample yummy treats from every state in the region. Turn on Grindr and sample the men too.

by Anonymousreply 57September 5, 2024 7:24 AM

Watching the Bewitched Salem episode arc is better than going there.

by Anonymousreply 58September 5, 2024 8:22 AM

I'm the team of ghost hunters

by Anonymousreply 59September 5, 2024 3:20 PM

I'm the couple with three kids arriving at Pat Leahy-Burlington International Airport on a Friday afternoon during a wet, windy storm. We rent a GMC Yukon for almost $2000 for the weekend and drive to our $1300 AirBnB in Stowe (right next to a spa!). By Saturday morning, almost all the leaves have fallen from the rain and wind. The state looks like shit. And the kids are crying, we're fighting, and my husband is nowhere to be found.

by Anonymousreply 60September 5, 2024 8:49 PM

R60 I'm said husband and I have a beer belly and I'm cruising for a bj

by Anonymousreply 61September 5, 2024 8:55 PM

I'm a bookstore in charming Cambridge, Mass, near the famed Formaggio Cheese Shop. Would you like some sharp cheddar, a best-seller, and a tryst?

by Anonymousreply 62September 16, 2024 12:49 AM
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