Large-titted man takes cat for walks in the woods

Is he on drugs? His eyes seem unfocused.

Dollface thread

He looks psychotic.

Gym is all there is to him, there's nothing happening behind those eyes. A living dead.

And the cat looks uncomfortable, this definitely isn't a regular occurrence. Cats need to be trained for walks since they're kittens if you're into that sort of thing. It's too stressful for them otherwise.

What's the accent?

Tits for clicks.

High as a kite.

His abs look painted.

He hasn’t exhaled in 18 months.

I suspect Nala gives those nipples a good workout on a regular basis.

Why is he talking about penis?

That's an AI thing isn't it?

[quote] What's the accent?

I think he sounds Irish. He's a beautiful specimen, that's for sure. And his kitty is adorable.

He looks about 3 feet tall. Weird eyes, no thanks.

Big tits at work 🎥

He’s beautiful & a cat lover 🏆

Very bizarre Euro trash.

The weird accent is a turn off.

Crazy eyes.

He looks like he'll suffocate you in the middle of sex.

PASS!

He’s homophobic.

He sounds American to me.

R18 oh no 🫣, how so?

Nice muscles I guess, if that’s your thing.. but the crazy eyes and the total lack of blinking are what jumped to the foreground when I watched.

“Mammaries, all alone in the moonlight…!”

Creepy AF

He's a batshit insane christian fundie and there are no cock pics. I've searched.

Digital creator ❤️‍🔥God first 🙏🏼

Survey SAYS: XXX

[quote] I think he sounds Irish.

Uh, no. Especially not with a last name like Messner. He’s American.

LOL his bio. "God first" / "collabs/crypto/coaching"

Gorgeous man

collabs/crypto/christ/coaching/creepiness

Fixed it

R1 it’s standard issue neurodivergent eyes

I’m surprised more people don’t pick up on this

It’s like no one ever saw a picture of Henry Cavill before

Since it appears no one wants him on this thread, I'll take one for the team and go for a 'walk in the woods' with him. I'll see what 'comes up' on him...if it's unimpressive, I can always lick his chest.

I'd subscribe to his OF if her jerked off each day on camera.

Here

If you ever seen someone whose eyes look like either of these, you’ve found one

I'd subscribe to his OF if he recited his favorite Bible verses while dildoing himself with suction pumps on those hunk tiddies, while the cat walks around kinda bored

Prefect combo, movie star handsome face, INCREDIBLE rack, super cute kitty

Anyone who thinks that guy is anything but gorgeous is either sick in the head, or a liar.

Nobody is saying he’s ugly.

If he’s a christo-crypto freak, then forget about it

He's giving me the same vibes as the tragic born-again "ex-gay" ex-porn ex-meth addict with the crazy last name who has now met the woman of his dreams. There was a post about him here some months ago but I can't find it anywhere. Lots of babbling about Jesus among all the beachy thirst-trap pics. Last name was something like Twinkleberry.

Now i wonder who that is, DoomLA (R39).

Polydipsia? Diabetes?

Gorgeous body. Cute, but not breathtakingly handsome face.

However, his body seems to be all there is to him if you scan his insta. No signs of life beyond that gorgeous body.

Omigod, he's so talented and creative. Such years of hard work he must have been through, honing those talents and skills!

Jezzus H Fuck! Look what passes for emulation today. A genetically gifted lad who has spent most of the waking day in a gym for the past decade, eating only that which will help him to look shredded, mugging for a camera shirtless!

The US is the envy of the world! What can it offer to parallel, let alone, surpass him?

Quite big tits.

What is he doing with his eyes? Trying to look seductive? There's something very spectrum-y about him.

There's a picture with a kid and everyone asked if it was his and he didn't answer.

[quote]What's the accent?

[quote]I think he sounds Irish

[quote]Very bizarre Euro trash.

[quote]The weird accent is a turn off.

I watched a few of his other clips, and he doesn't have the bizarre faint brogue and just talks like a regular American.

I'm going to go along with what seems to be the consensus here: objectively pretty to look at, but too much of a weirdo to find sexy or appealing.

...and this is coming from someone who appreciates the oddballs and quirky/kooky types.

Just cause he got them big udders don't mean he’s somethin' special!!

His tits don’t seem as large as others highlighted on DL.

Oh god … I don’t want him following me! Won’t somebody cuddle up and protect me??

Another grotesque who stopped drinking water three days before this "sharing."

[Quote]Just cause he got them big udders don't mean he’s somethin' special.....

Oh yes! He is special. That body gave me a screamer. I want it up close NOW. I have work to do!

Was he being forced to do the insta reel at gunpoint? He looks frightened out of his wits to me. Most of the crazy-making drugs I know of dilate your pupils, and that's clearly not going on here.

R53, having met a few Life Coaching types of males who have huffed their own fumes way too much, egoically speaking... he and his overly intense unblinking eyes totally fit the type.

That's a body that needs to be worshiped.

Visually pleasing , too narcissistic however. If I met up with him in the wild I would distract him by rubbing his abdominal muscles and then take off with the cat. It would be in the cat's best interest to have an Eldergay as an owner instead of a influencer/porn star/escort who will be dead in five years.

[quote] Jezzus H Fuck! Look what passes for emulation today.

Slow down, cowboy. Who is saying they want to emulate him ?

Jezzus!

[quote]Stop watching porn.. If you watch porn you’re sinning and Gods frowning. Even looking at risqué Instagram models or even if you’re swooning over me... you’re sinning. Stop lusting after others... control those thoughts and urges and banish them to the back of your mind. It’s not a sin for someone to be naked... but your lustful thoughts create the sin.

Holy hypocrisy.

R58, lol, that's quite a serving of fundie twink thirst trap gaslighting

That’s no twink.

If no one wants to do it - can I suck his nipples ?

R58 he’s clearly being ironic.

Aspie sense of humor is … different

[quote]…And the time at the intake meeting for a supported work program, when the therapist asked Georgie, “Has anyone ever molested you?” “Unfortunately not,” he replied.

LOL, r60!

R62 is a very unfortunate sort of speshul.

I spent the entire video anxiously hoping that the cat would snap and attack him viciously with its claws.

Then we’d see the first glimmer of a genuine human instead of this vapid shell of narcissism and famewhoring.

R40 Ah! Voilà!

[quote]Stop watching porn.. If you watch porn you’re sinning and Gods frowning. Even looking at risqué Instagram models or even if you’re swooning over me... you’re sinning. Stop lusting after others... control those thoughts and urges and banish them to the back of your mind. It’s not a sin for someone to be naked... but your lustful thoughts create the sin.

Simone Biles had better watch out.

The mental gymnastics required to make this comment would get him all 10s at the Olympics.

The cat looks psychotic too.

Stop watching porn..but join my OnlyFans and look at my bulge...

Re Mark Turnipseed (R66). I follow gay porn kind of, and never heard of this guy. Googled to find he is a model with mental health and addiction issues. Comment June 2024 on LPSG: "Yeah, he went from planning on being a gay porn star (he even posted videos getting fucked on OnlyFans and talked about when he was gang banged) to finding religion and a female fiancé in less than a year, then she broke it off with him and he has seemed even more unhinged ever since."

R70. No leads on his gangbang video though?

Oh yes. Didn’t he meet his girlfriend on a trip to the Ukraine, or somewhere? Is this the same one?

It’s so strange that a relationship between a churchy ex-gay and a mail order bride wouldn’t work out!

Oh dear. On X he posted about how “war is an illusion” and someone answered, [italic]“Go back to fisting videos!”

R70-73, what are you discussing, and where are you seeing it??

Sounds interesting!

We had one or two threads on this loony tune before.

Just google “Mark Turnipseed” or “DataLounge Mark Turnipseed“

He'sa an incredibly attractive guy, but the crazy eyes would put me off.

Sorry but no sex -- no matter how good -- is worth one's life.

He sho is pretty.

It appears someone discovered the reel here and reposted it to a frau site where it went viral.

He posted this photo of his breasts and says “My business plug, scroll down for information”

I thought he was going to announce an OF

But his is just seeking B2B opportunities (influencer peddling)

PUSSY!

He's cute, but.....

R58's post says it all. Sticks what is effectively soft porn up on Insta then tells folks not to watch porn

He's fucked in the head like that Turnipseed guy

Jesus you realize he was being facetious right? No one is that unself-aware (is that a word? you get what I mean)

Google Books

Mark A Turnipseed

[quote] About the author (2021) Fitness coach and LGBTQ addiction recovery advocate Mark A. Turnipseed is the author of My Suicide Race: Winning Over the Trauma of Addiction, Recovery, and Coming Out.

He stole the name "Nala" (and possibly the 'lifestyle') from a Scottish guy who travels the world with *his* cat:

The "original" Nala in Warsaw:

I'd love to stroke his pussy.

R84 please tell me you are joking

'Fraid not, R87. But then I am a childless (and therefore grandchild-less) elder-elder gay and was never exposed to 1990s (and later) Disney. Unfortunately, it's not part of my cultural pantheon. I also don't live in the U.S. I hope I'm forgiven! (I do love a good cat, though, and think the Scottish guy is the more sincere and down-to-earth of the two).

The Nala-Scottish guy story is better

R84 I had a childhood friend with a cat named Nala in 2ⁿᵈ grade (during the late 90's). It's the name of the female love interest from The Lion King.

Whoops, should've read the replies first

R90 it's a cute name. I realize "The Lion King" was, and is, a huge phenomenon but because I'm from an ancient generation it passed right over my head. I can name two of the songs ("Can You Feel the Love Tonight" and "Hakuna Matata," because you'd have to have been dead not to know those two) but not the characters' names.

This kind of *is* a YouTube genre, OP. Look up "adventure cats."

I've never seen any version of the Lion King although I obviously know the basic story.

However, I don't get why everyone has decided that naming their pet, usually dog, "Nala" is such a thing.

It's the "Fido" of the new millenium. In years to come, cartoons will be using "Nala" as the byword for pet dog.

Because people are basic and unoriginal.

R94 = Shakespeare

LOL he did go viral

His tits don’t seem that large to me.

Douchebag

This guy came across my feed and reminded me of him

ND tells

-his eyes look like this

-every thumbnail on his OG feed looks exactly the same

I'd do him.

He blinks only once....its odd. He does sound Irish in parts. The flexing at the end is cringe. And, if hes tall, hes a very cute guy.

Beautiful calico cat!

This guy is a dream...

“Does this backpack make my tits look big??”

^ “Don’t look at me you pig - pray 🙏🏻 away your gay!!!”

omg he has two instagrams

One instagram devoted to his tits wasn’t enough

R107, that insta page has all his forced smiles. Very odd.

What day of the week is Perfect Ass Day?

It looks like he’s posing for the cover of Playgirl’s Autistic Issue

Is there a difference between ND eyes and Adderal eyes?

Adderall eyes = Henry Cavill after he’s done cocaine

ND eyes = Henry Cavill any other day of the week

Adorable man, but "large-titted? Not by today's standards.

Neurodivergent is not a medical term.

He's a creep and is obviously using those animals to get more viewers. Based on the post at R78, he's definitely gay-baiting. A click is a click.

No matter how objectively "hot" he might be, his stupidity, self-adoration, and insipid use of a hapless feline to gain viral favor conspire to make him extremely unattractive to me. There is nothing genuine or interesting about him. Those "look how mesmerizing eyes" of his are ridiculous.

R115 = Cindy the Baboon

R116 = "Cody Messner"

"Neurodivergent" is not a formal medical or clinical term; it is a concept that originated from the neurodiversity movement. It refers to individuals whose brain functions and processes differ from what is considered "typical" or "neurotypical." This includes people with conditions such as autism, ADHD, dyslexia, and other developmental or cognitive variations.

The term emphasizes that these differences are just variations of normal human diversity, rather than pathologies that need to be "cured." It is often used to promote acceptance of neurological differences and to frame them as strengths rather than solely as deficits.

While it has gained traction in social and educational contexts, it is not commonly used in formal medical diagnoses, where specific terms like "autism spectrum disorder" or "attention deficit hyperactivity disorder" are employed instead.

Love the abs

[quote]The term emphasizes that these differences are just variations of normal human diversity, rather than pathologies that need to be "cured."

Except, of course, for the fact that people who claim "neurodivergence" generally do so as an excuse for behavior that the rest of us won't tolerate.

Can't wake up to go to work - ADHD.

Say rude and inappropriate things - autistic or "on the spectrum"

The ONLY one of those that I might concede is a real issue is dyslexia - which, while may not be "cured," certainly requires someone with it to learn how to navigate society.

Also, let's not forget that the vast majority of people who claim "neurodivergence" are usually self-diagnosed. The problem with a non-medical, non-clinical diagnosis is that there are not relative barometers for comparison.

We're simply supposed to take your word for it that your poor performance and/or poor behavior is the result of "neurodivergence" - pathologizing something that isn't a pathology and providing an excuse for why it's not your fault.

R120 when were you diagnosed