Who's the most annoying basic bitch appearing on the big (or small) screen today ?

Emma Watson

Florence P.U.

Blake Lively.

Does Beyonce count? small screen for music videos?

I know she doesn't have a movie or anything but Meghan fucking Markle.

Amandla Stenberg.

r6 Why?

I actually keep hoping Emily Mortimer comes back to the Scream franchise where it is revealed she was the second Ghostface from Scream 3.

r8 Fun fact - her husband Alessandro Nivola has lyme disease

Amy Adams

Maude Apatow

Maya fucking Rudolph

Nicole Kidman. Retire.

Something about Alexandra Daddario is deeply annoying. It’s her generally airheaded, mouth hanging open demeanor.

Charlene Yi is nails on a chalkboard to me; monotone, slack-jawed, ugly as sin. Also, they claim to be abused on every job they take.

For UK tv viewers - Romesh Ranganathan. A particularly unfunny one trick pony who seems to be everywhere much like Jonathan Ross a few years ago.

Mia is bitch.

I love Emily Mortimer. OP is dead wrong on this one.

Zendaya. She's the same character in everything she does.

Mindy Cohn

20 posts and no mention of big titted DL fave Sydney Sweeney? You people need to up your game.

Sydney isn't 'basic'. She is primo, A-list pussy.

And 22 posts and no mention of Glen Powell?

I can see how basic bitch might mean only women, but I would include him.

Mindy Kaling, Olivia Wilde, Darren Criss, Eddie Redmayne and Zachary Quinto.

Anything touched by the talentless Greta Gerwig is trash.

R1

I thought Emily Mortimer was rather good in Gosford Park, then I realized my mistake. Yet again I had mixed her up with Emily Watson. They are the same person in my mind (is it the soft chin?) and I couldn't tell you if their collectively passable career would be improved by one of the actresses going away, but then I realized that it's Emily Mortimer (the real one this time) whom I liked in Transsiberian.

Clearly I've nothing to add but my own confusion of the Emilys.

Emma Fucking Stone

R5 = Meghan On The Brain. Unfortunately, it’s not a terminal disease. Just annoying. If you know she doesn’t count on this thread, why bother to mention her?

I’m really over seeing Nicole and her bizarre looking face in anything.

I would just like to mention Meghan Markle.

Amy Schumer

Why don't you go to Helen Hunt for it?

TimoTay Chalamet. He's considered a woman here, right?

I'm sorry, but the absolute MOST basic bitches on TV are the utterly ridiculous ones who pretend to be all fancy for the cameras, then pull shit like FLIPPING A FUCKING DINING TABLE that reveal their inner white-trash cunt. Pick any given Housewives show. Or any Bravo show, period. Or Love Island. They are all MORTIFYING.

Meghan Markle, who is the most annoying basic bitch on the small screen today, owing to her nonstop campaign of being THE QUEEN OF ALL SHOW BUSINESS AND HEARTS AND WOMYN AND EVERYTHING!

And R29 is a cunt with a dog turd up her snatch.

Uber cunt Megyn Kelly.

You can't get more basic than this bitch.

Why you mad though r36? Surely there’s a good therapist in your area who accepts payment on a sliding scale who can help you with your obsession with the Sussexes.

r35 You're sorry?

That blond with the huge breasts. Very average but she is put on a pedestal because she is a basic bitch with cleavage.

r40 You better not be talking about Dolly

Jennifer Coolidge. I fail to see her appeal OR her talent. Not funny, plays the same character.

Emily Blunt. She is extremely forgettable to me.

Hoda Kotbe. Her act doesn’t fool me for a mining. She’s a big fat phony. What’s more SHE LIED when she said she had no idea of Matt Lauer’s antics. She didn’t know? Bullshit. Of course she knew, how could she not have known!?

Tiny Timothy Chamelet. Can't act!

Andy Cohen.

And Anderson Cooper when with Andy Cohen. On his own, Anderson is just a blank slate with a teleprompter and no personality. When he's with Cohen, he's the basicest of bitchez.

Elizabeth Moss. Not understanding this at all.

Sydney Sweeney. I see her featured in a movie and I ask, "WHY??"

Rubberface Nicole Kidman

Anyone who calls you out is crazy and obsessed, asshole at R38?

That kind of thing work for you in fourth grade?

[quote]Sydney Sweeney. I see her featured in a movie and I ask, "WHY??"

Have you ever gone to see a movie knowing its male lead was a massive STUD with a huge COCK?

Sydney's the straight-dude version of that.

R47, Elisabeth Moss has never been pretty enough to be a basic bitch.

Blake Lively is probably the reigning Basic Bitch thanks to treating frau airport novels like they’re literature, but if we’re talking all time Basic Bitches, it’s Jennifer Aniston. She’s the sentient embodiment of a Live Laugh Love poster sprinkled with Pumpkin Spice from a Stanley tumbler.

Blake Lively is a great choice

The last movie I saw Nicole Kidman in was Bombshell, back in 2019. I can't look at her now but I still like to watch her "old" movies: The Upside, To Die For, etc...

Travis Kelce.

M Knight Shamalamadingdong

Jenna Bush, sorry to say. She seems like an OK person.

She's on that morning show. Morning TV doesn't require much, to begin with. Yet, she barely passes muster. Never has anything even slightly interesting to say.

That slut Doris Roberts

'bye, Phylicia!

R4 There is nothing basic about the Queen. You tried it.

R52 Wtf? Basic bitches usually aren’t pretty or if so are devoid of charm or charisma or utterly repugnant that it makes them basic. SMH, is this another slang that white people done co-opted from our culture and has slightly altered the meaning like they did woke. Woke used to mean being black and on the come up moving into upper echelon circles but still being aware of system racism and fighting the good fight for your people.

R61, I’ll give you that basic bitches aren’t seen as charismatic or charming (I did mention Blake Lively, after all!) but there is the stereotype that a Basic Bitch is reasonably pretty. They do follow trends and care about their appearance, which at least indicates at least a modicum of attractiveness.

I probably shouldn’t have been that mean to Moss, who is a talented actress, but then again….. Scientology..

R62 Following trends or caring about one’s appearance does not make one pretty. Pretty is a natural thing. Ya either got it or you don’t. We don’t call people pretty who present pretty. But that could be a black culture mentality.

Phylicia Rashad is quite the opposite of a basic bitch actually. I could see someone calling her pretentious over basic. Sherri Shepherd thats a basic bitch, albeit a very talented one. Stacey Dash that’s a basic bitch.

Moss has been around forever. I remember her ads for Excedrin and hated her voice, mannerism and appearance way back then.

Followers of that sect don't"believe" in illness or treating illnesses with medication so I am not understanding her appearance in the adverti$ement.

Anything for a dollar.

Shemar Moore is also a bit of a basic bitch. He is frau catnip. He loves his baby girls.

R8 Emily gets a pass for being in one of my favorite films of all time. Match Point.

Shailene Woodley

Back in the day when she was popular, I always thought Julia Roberts was da bitch. Come to think about it now, she still is. I won’t watch anything she’s in. (Plus, another vote for Nicole Kidman.)

r60 "You tried it. "

And I succeeded.

R70 You will never succeed in life you fucking gump.

r71 You're so easily humiliated and triggered.

Humiliated yes. Triggered no. Carry on.

r73 You want me inside you, but let's focus on the topic.

I do think Mama June would qualify

R74 what the fuck are you talking about. I don’t do weird. Jamming out to Shanni 03.

Kaitlin Collins or Dana Bash in addition to Megan Kelly (who is probably more uber bitch than basic bitch).

Is Kathie Lee Gifford still up for consideration? Absent from our tv screens as of late (other than vitamin supplement commercials) while she recuperates from her broken basic bitch injuries. I hope she's not planning on making a comeback like some small screen Norma Desmond. She is the Queen of Basic.

Kathie G is def not a basic. That bitch was canceled for no reason. I’m glad she is getting her comeuppance now that we all see how fucked up Trump truly is. Fuck that bothsiderism shut. I’m pretty sure the1920s version of the press is what enabled Hitler.