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The absolute HOTTEST 'frau trend: egg parties!

No, not deviled eggs. Frozen ones.

---------------- Lauren Martinez was well prepared for a birthday party in her backyard in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. She set out a tray of deviled eggs next to syringes filled with confetti; there were Eggo waffles, egg salad sandwiches, a quiche and onion dip with roe. There was also a bag of mini chocolate eggs and a tray of cupcakes, each decorated with white and yellow frosting in the shape of a fried egg.

Right before the event was supposed to start, her friend showed up with a homemade cake — “brat” green — with two fried eggs made of fondant on top.

If you’re sensing a theme, that’s because this wasn’t just any birthday celebration: It was the third birthday party for Ms. Martinez’s frozen eggs. On the invitation, which was dispatched to more than 40 friends, she called it her “cool mom bday party.”

“I’ve been throwing them a birthday party every year,” Ms. Martinez said, referring to the eggs she froze in 2021. “It’s summertime; it’s a good excuse for a party and to get together and have a bunch of people come.”

TikTok is full of women throwing and attending egg showers, in which they invite friends and family to celebrate their taking charge of their fertility futures.

“As women, we really only celebrate things like engagements, wedding anniversaries and baby showers,” Becky Hayes, a podcast host, said in a recent video that she posted to TikTok.

“A few of my friends, at the moment, are going through the process of freezing their eggs,” she continued. “This is such a big, stressful and expensive process. They are going through it all by themselves — funding it themselves, going through the actual logistics of it themselves. This needs to be celebrated.”

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by Anonymousreply 7September 2, 2024 10:27 PM

Unclear why a surgical procedure to literally harvest tiny eggs from fallopian tubes needs to be "celebrated." And how long do you even keep it up? Women can't freeze their eggs forever. If they go unused, is a funeral next?

by Anonymousreply 1September 2, 2024 7:03 PM

[quote]Women can't freeze their eggs forever. If they go unused, is a funeral next?

No, r1. Jailtime.

by Anonymousreply 2September 2, 2024 7:04 PM

R1, probably the same nuts who throw gender reveal parties. Post-modern affluent white people shit is what it is.

by Anonymousreply 3September 2, 2024 7:06 PM

Shove them in their cunts?

by Anonymousreply 4September 2, 2024 7:07 PM

R3, the weird thing here is that these are literally just eggs, the same one that all women with a normal reproductive tract have as well. I agree that there shouldn't be any stigma about freezing one's eggs – I know a number of women who've done so, though none have thrown a party for it – but what the fuck ARE they celebrating, exactly? I hate that gender-reveal shit as well, but at least in those cases a baby's actually on the way.

I'm actually curious if there are any stats on what happens to donated eggs. Do they "expire" after a certain amount of time, even in deep freeze? What if the woman dies before her eggs? Could her husband (if she has one, of course) use a surrogate to fertilize his late wife's egg with his own sperm? Can someone use the eggs without the woman's express approval? (including a surrogate)

But yeah, definitely rich-white-people shit.

by Anonymousreply 5September 2, 2024 8:18 PM

People with more money than sense.

If you want to have a party, HAVE A FUCKING PARTY! You don’t need an excuse. Order a keg, make some BBQ and be done with it. Easy.

by Anonymousreply 6September 2, 2024 8:44 PM

I'm having Bonnie Franklin flashbacks from OP's photo.

by Anonymousreply 7September 2, 2024 10:27 PM
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