Upsettingly handsome Long Island pizza chef

Typical Italian-American guido from Lon Guyland. The comments are entertaining! Keep him away from your wives, straight men! He'll smother his sausage in marinara and spread it around!

Oh come on. Those cheekbones and that jaw are anything but typical

Very handsome man

Sausage and pepperoni jokes aside, he’s beautiful.

Got some Irish in him from mixed marriages up his family tree.

That's Italian

r5 you have absolutely no idea if that is true or not. He could be 100% Italian, who knows.

crazy eyes.

So IG shows you who shared the reel now?

Hi, handsome Irish guy!

Upsettingly handsome?

I hope you travel with smelling salts, OP.

He certainly could be 100 percent Italian-American, but he does look like some sort of mix to me. He's incredibly beautiful in general, but I think maybe his eyes are his best feature.

Stunningly beautiful man

He’s neurodivergent

The eyes give it away, they don’t look at anything

Stunningly beautiful man

He’s neurodivergent

The eyes give it away, they don’t look at anything

It’s a figure of speech

His father speaks with a thick Italian accent.

that hair is from 1974

And Mom has a typically southern Italian face

all GenZ has hair for circa 1975

grandma toppings and a salad on top?

I want to flip fuck with him in the worst way. Being Italian you know he's got a BIG DICK.

many nyc irish do nyc italian cuisine very well.

[quote]He’s neurodivergent. The eyes give it away, they don’t look at anything

What are you talking about? He's making direct eye contact with the camera. In fact, that's what makes me think the video is staged, unless the guy making it was using one of those cameras in a set of eyeglasses.

With grandma

His full name is Michael Maccarrone

R22 it was definitely staged-these awkward fake order clips are his thing

He's VERY good looking.

end of story

Whose thing, R25?

WOW!! He is HANDSOME. That is the kind of Italian men that I grew up with in East Falls& Roxborough.

Who cares about his hair& if it was staged.... LOOK at the guy!! Motherfuckers, just enjoy the Chef.

I have a feeling he's from Northern Italy bloodlines. Many people with ancestry from Rome and up north have lighter features - including green eyes and usually blond hair. They are mistaken for 'Irish' - especially in America.

R27 - the pizza chef. He explains in the replies that the order is fake and the video is just a joke. There’s another similar one where someone orders a dry cappuccino

r29 the French are the same. Northern French tend to be on the fair side and Southern French are dark.

[quote]I have a feeling he's from Northern Italy bloodlines. Many people with ancestry from Rome and up north have lighter features - including green eyes and usually blond hair.

You've obviously never been to Italy.

Light skin. blue & green eyed Italians are more common in Southern Italy and Sicily than Americans think.

Without shirtless pics, his Instagram account is meaningless.

Sizemeat verificatia?

He’s shirtless in the reel that says “Lyfe”

Europeans are such a mishmosh of everybody's DNA. Hundreds and hundreds of years of invasions, migrations and few natural land barriers. Europeans look very much alike. There are fair and dark Italians, fair and dark Irish, fair and dark Germans etc. etc. They're all interrelated.

R30- That's okay- His looks certainly are certainly real- He's a VERY good looking HUNK.

Shirtless here too

Here's a Neapolitan waterpolo team. It could be France. It could be anywhere. Click on the photo to enlarge it. This is what southern Italian look like.

Here I made it easy for you

R35, R38, and R40. Thank you! I love the doughy-ness!

I really look like a naked mole rat or something, a big potato covered in paste. Damn.

He doesn’t blink.

[quote] I love the doughy-ness!

I prefer thin crust.

He's average looking. Nobody here will fight you for him.

What is that thing where he is rolling the pepperoni, ham and mozzarella into the dough?!!

I'll take that on, R45. Winner gets him naked.

R22 neurodivergent people have different eyes

It’s very hard to explain

Even the person at R8 says “he has crazy eyes”

When I say, “he doesn’t appear to be looking at anything”, that is the best way I can interpret it. You may not see it the same way, but there is a difference.

In my opinion, it has something to do with the dilation of the pupil. There is some kind of, I don’t know, disconnect? Something that makes the eye look exceptionally clear, almost marble-like.

If you ever look at a photo Henry Cavill takes of himself, you can see the quality.

Your neurodivergency inputs are not clever, amusing, insightful, or welcome. You bring down every thread in which you post your OCD crap. Get lost.

R49=neurodivergent

R49 = self-loathing neurodivergent

So insightful, again, R50. You're a colossal BORE. Fuck off.

What are "Grandma Toppings"?!?

r39 they look like any girls' sports team you'd see in the Connecticut suburbs.

[quote]The eyes give it away, they don’t look at anything

Or, he's trying not to look directly in the camera that is obviously pointed at him.

R48, shut the hell up.

Shut up, Meg (r48).

That is the most ridiculous and yet self-aggrandizing pile of rubbish this side of everything cheeto says.

R57.

R52=triggered neurodivergent

R32 I've been to Italy many times and I'm 100% Italian. Try again.

poor fella needs medication and to stay away from priests!

LA 6 at best - next

How tedious you are r62

Upsettingly handsome OP? I think that's overstating it a tad.

DL counts among its erudite community a number of Ivy League graduates along with quite a few alumni of the distinguished Sheboygan Conservatory of Click Bait Hyperbole.

[quote] He’s neurodivergent. The eyes give it away, they don’t look at anything

This post was clearly meant for the Ezra Miller thread.

Datalounge people- Let's put it this way- I would lick 👅 his balls.

Does the neurodivergent troll have Bette Davis eyes?

That gut wasn't chiseled.

It was modeled by addition.

The neurodivergent trolls' purpose is to schmear their craptastic Party City Neuroscience over as many surfaces as possible.

Fun Fact: Austrian doctor Hans Asperger was a Nazi collaborator who sent dozens of "autistic" children to be euthanised.

[quote]I have a feeling he's from Northern Italy bloodlines.

Pizza is a southern Italy thing.

That boy’s maternal nonna was Brigit O’Leary.

Oh shut up r72. You have a weird thing about Italians.

R11- We can't be certain that he's 100% Italian but I can be certain he's 100% GOOD LOOKING.

Yes please!

Is anyone really talking about a "gut" with THAT face? Of course, they are....this is DL.

R76, read the thread.

Here he is, beautiful hairy chest bobbing up and down in the Mediterranean Sea, doing some neurodivergent shit.

Long nose

Of course he's handsome. Most of the bitchy fags on this thread haven't been fucked in many years, so of course they cunt on.

He's handsome but in a subtle way. When I clicked on the video I expected someone so "upsettingly" handsome that I would be struck dumb. He's a very nice looking guy. Not striking. Just handsome.

That’s a spicy meat-a-ball!

Some people find ND eyes upsetting. It’s like they’re looking at you from another dimension.

I hope all you bitches realize it's only your weird opinion that this guy's beautiful eyes are "neuro-divergent," and that many other people wouldn't describe them that way at all.

He has Dead Nickelback Eyes.

And you, R85, have a micro-penis and a pinhead.

R86=triggered neurodivergent incel

I love an Italian man who has facial hair like Pizza chef. The permanent "5 o'clock shadow".

My friend Marc in SD always told I had a type of man that you're attracted too; your current BF Shaun(Irish, Italian, Polish German).

R78 - THANK YOU for your public service!

Word of advice to hot pizza chefs: don't get high on your own supply!

R87 typed his comment while looking at his own image in a full-length mirror.

There's a reason I blocked cunt R85, apparently.

R92 - Same here! Probably a MAGA or the Lizsha Troll.

Dieci

A lot of the time when I see posts like this on DL I don’t agree, but in this case, yes—he is a gorgeous man.

Nipple

The most absurd aspect of this thread is the baseless assumption that he is neurodivergent because of how his eyes sometime appear in photos. Making shit up over nothing seems to be some people specialty.

Hesh gorgeoush R93!

^ 🤣🤣🤣 Okay, I’ll give you THAT ONE, R98!!

R97, my thoughts exactly.

R91/R92/R93=triggered neurodivergent retards

I don’t think he’s neurodivergent because of the ways his eyes look in some photos. That would be stupid.

I think he’s neurodivergent because every photo or video he posts of himself looks exactly the same; he has a single minded obsessive focus on doing one thing - pizza making; his hobbies include riding his motorcycle, going to the gym and jumping on his trampoline; and he appears to still live at home.

The eyes were merely the chef’s kiss.

It’s the Italian genes. So hot.

R102, did you get your psychology degree from a cereal box?

R1 That’s not a typical Italian American. He is almost perfect. Ronnie from Jersey Shore is your typical guido beefcake. This guy is exceptional.

meh, probably really dull and boring.

Aspies usually are.

Wonder what he’s got

[quote] think he’s neurodivergent because every photo or video he posts of himself looks exactly the same; he has a single minded obsessive focus on doing one thing - pizza making

Is it because… it’s his job?

Beautiful face, and those hairy forearms.....I'm wetter than the Amazon rain forest!

R109 Are you the person who always gets upset when I point out someone is probably neurodivergent? I was the first person who said that the Georgia shooter was probably neurodivergent. Then it turned out he was just gay!

Shows how much you know!

Who needs pizza when he can have my calzone! 😩

Shooter wasn’t gay. He was a loser that everyone called “fag”. That doesn’t make you gay. Sucking dick does though.

Wait has no one posted his new video -- he's shirtless!

He’s kind of slow.

Stealth are Italians really white post.

i was so upset about this all today that I was moved to tears

Oh my

r116 how is life in the 1900s?

Wow, that cup demonstration changed my life R118!

The "Itaians aren't white" posters must be 100 years old and from some rural shitholes in the South.

How many times are people going to link to the video that was already posted at r78

[quote] He doesn't seem too bright

When you're that pretty you don't need to be.

He’s gay right?

No, why?

In short, he is exquisite.

Another Marble Faun of Long Island!

The older guy at Krispy Pizza in Brooklyn is a frigging dreamboat.

No one has answered, what are Grandma Toppings?

Where is he in the in the clip at R114? Doesn't look like the US.

Grandma Toppings = Grandpa and his Buddies!

And he’s a fan of Young Thug. I’m in love.

R129 - I found this: It is a fairly thin sheet-pan pizza that’s baked in a pan that has been heavily coated with olive oil. This creates the perfect environment to fry the bottom of the pizza giving Grandma pizza that unmistakable crunch! Grandma pizza contains sliced mozzarella cheese and randomly scattered thick plum tomatoes on top. It’s almost always drizzled with a heavy dose of garlic-infused olive oil and finished with some Sicilian oregano and Pecorino Romano cheese.

Bari

R128 fuck yeah. He hits all my guido daddy fantasies.

R92 R93 I have that cunt blocked as well definitely a repressed MAGAturd weirdo.

[quote] Upsettingly handsome

MARY!

MARY!

MARY!

Nipple is very small for an Italian.

Snap out of it!

If he's simple and cheerful, all the better.

I've never used the term "pizza chef".

Pizzaolo is the proper noun

No pizza for you!!

Where on Long Island is this?

THAT guy, you marry!

Talk about doll face alert…

R85 douches with balsamic vinegar. Nasty cunt. Blocked her a long time ago.

R130

La spiaggia di Monopoli, Puglia.

[quote]Pizzaolo is the proper noun

The proper noun is "pizzaiolo"

[quote]La spiaggia di Monopoli, Puglia.

Specifically Cala Porta Vecchia.

Hello! He works in a pizzeria on Long Island. He's gonna be fat, unshaven, and working in a dirty T shirt everyday in about 10 years resenting everyone who comes in for a slice and garlic knots. Don't even get him started on the homos.

- The Truth

How come this guy who works in a pizza restaurant can afford to travel to Italy and I can't?

Seriously, unless he's an owner, how much could he make?

Still haven't seen this guy because I don't do Instagram. Any links?

He might have family there.

R150

But until then....

His insta says he’s a restaurant owner.

He is truly handsome and has a nice voice. R65, I STRONGLY doubt that you see guys like him every day in LA. They're probably more common because of the film industry, but judging by who is promoted as gorgeous in reality TV, series and films, standards are nowhere near as high as you are pretending that they are.

By the way, he has a private IG profile where I am sure that he posts plenty of shirtless photos.

I’d lick his shitter but he’d have to wash it first.

Wouldn't everyone, r158?

all that cheese...

I subscribed to his private IG even though I know I shouldn't have, knowing my species. It's boring as fuck.

With rare exceptions, an Aspie will not make good social media content. They are too private, single minded and literal.

Astor Piazzolla

What's he wearing on his collar?

Also, why does he never smile in the video? If someone is waiting on me and they have that seriousness and the staring eyes, it kind of creeps me out.

Because he doesn’t have to.

And that's kind of his attitude.

[quote]Also, why does he never smile in the video?

Because he isn’t holding a Pokemon or small paintable tabletop figurine.

[quote] Any links?

Several people provided them.

R168 There were two non-instagram links.

He had me at "have you been helped already?"

and lost me at "No problem"

^^ Not surprising when DL's mincing prisspots have to take to their fainting couches when a person uses modern slang instead of the King's English.

JFC.

“Queen’s English” for these nellies.

The mincing prisspots must have to take a Valium when they hear a guy say "dude" or "bro," it's so triggering.

Me? I just get turned on.

It's a pizza parlor, not the Waldorf.

OP What exactly do you mean by "upsettingly" handsome? Strange word choice.

R158 He's Eye-talian. Those boys are known for having squeaky clean holes.

It’s the olive oil, R176.

DId he drink that ocean water? EWWWW

That clip with the cup in the ocean: PLEASE tell me he was trying to be funny, and not trying to be DEEP.