Upsettingly handsome Long Island pizza chef

Typical Italian-American guido from Lon Guyland. The comments are entertaining! Keep him away from your wives, straight men! He'll smother his sausage in marinara and spread it around!

Oh come on. Those cheekbones and that jaw are anything but typical

Very handsome man

Sausage and pepperoni jokes aside, he’s beautiful.

Got some Irish in him from mixed marriages up his family tree.

That's Italian

r5 you have absolutely no idea if that is true or not. He could be 100% Italian, who knows.

crazy eyes.

So IG shows you who shared the reel now?

Hi, handsome Irish guy!

Upsettingly handsome?

I hope you travel with smelling salts, OP.

He certainly could be 100 percent Italian-American, but he does look like some sort of mix to me. He's incredibly beautiful in general, but I think maybe his eyes are his best feature.

Stunningly beautiful man

He’s neurodivergent

The eyes give it away, they don’t look at anything

Stunningly beautiful man

He’s neurodivergent

The eyes give it away, they don’t look at anything

It’s a figure of speech

His father speaks with a thick Italian accent.

that hair is from 1974

And Mom has a typically southern Italian face

all GenZ has hair for circa 1975

grandma toppings and a salad on top?

I want to flip fuck with him in the worst way. Being Italian you know he's got a BIG DICK.

many nyc irish do nyc italian cuisine very well.

[quote]He’s neurodivergent. The eyes give it away, they don’t look at anything

What are you talking about? He's making direct eye contact with the camera. In fact, that's what makes me think the video is staged, unless the guy making it was using one of those cameras in a set of eyeglasses.

With grandma

His full name is Michael Maccarrone

R22 it was definitely staged-these awkward fake order clips are his thing

He's VERY good looking.

end of story

Whose thing, R25?

WOW!! He is HANDSOME. That is the kind of Italian men that I grew up with in East Falls& Roxborough.

Who cares about his hair& if it was staged.... LOOK at the guy!! Motherfuckers, just enjoy the Chef.

I have a feeling he's from Northern Italy bloodlines. Many people with ancestry from Rome and up north have lighter features - including green eyes and usually blond hair. They are mistaken for 'Irish' - especially in America.

R27 - the pizza chef. He explains in the replies that the order is fake and the video is just a joke. There’s another similar one where someone orders a dry cappuccino

r29 the French are the same. Northern French tend to be on the fair side and Southern French are dark.

[quote]I have a feeling he's from Northern Italy bloodlines. Many people with ancestry from Rome and up north have lighter features - including green eyes and usually blond hair.

You've obviously never been to Italy.

Light skin. blue & green eyed Italians are more common in Southern Italy and Sicily than Americans think.

Without shirtless pics, his Instagram account is meaningless.

Sizemeat verificatia?

He’s shirtless in the reel that says “Lyfe”

Europeans are such a mishmosh of everybody's DNA. Hundreds and hundreds of years of invasions, migrations and few natural land barriers. Europeans look very much alike. There are fair and dark Italians, fair and dark Irish, fair and dark Germans etc. etc. They're all interrelated.

R30- That's okay- His looks certainly are certainly real- He's a VERY good looking HUNK.

Shirtless here too

Here's a Neapolitan waterpolo team. It could be France. It could be anywhere. Click on the photo to enlarge it. This is what southern Italian look like.

Here I made it easy for you

R35, R38, and R40. Thank you! I love the doughy-ness!

I really look like a naked mole rat or something, a big potato covered in paste. Damn.

He doesn’t blink.

[quote] I love the doughy-ness!

I prefer thin crust.

He's average looking. Nobody here will fight you for him.

What is that thing where he is rolling the pepperoni, ham and mozzarella into the dough?!!

I'll take that on, R45. Winner gets him naked.

R22 neurodivergent people have different eyes

It’s very hard to explain

Even the person at R8 says “he has crazy eyes”

When I say, “he doesn’t appear to be looking at anything”, that is the best way I can interpret it. You may not see it the same way, but there is a difference.

In my opinion, it has something to do with the dilation of the pupil. There is some kind of, I don’t know, disconnect? Something that makes the eye look exceptionally clear, almost marble-like.

If you ever look at a photo Henry Cavill takes of himself, you can see the quality.

Your neurodivergency inputs are not clever, amusing, insightful, or welcome. You bring down every thread in which you post your OCD crap. Get lost.

R49=neurodivergent

R49 = self-loathing neurodivergent

So insightful, again, R50. You're a colossal BORE. Fuck off.

What are "Grandma Toppings"?!?

r39 they look like any girls' sports team you'd see in the Connecticut suburbs.

[quote]The eyes give it away, they don’t look at anything

Or, he's trying not to look directly in the camera that is obviously pointed at him.

R48, shut the hell up.

Shut up, Meg (r48).

That is the most ridiculous and yet self-aggrandizing pile of rubbish this side of everything cheeto says.

R57.

R52=triggered neurodivergent

R32 I've been to Italy many times and I'm 100% Italian. Try again.

poor fella needs medication and to stay away from priests!

LA 6 at best - next

How tedious you are r62

Upsettingly handsome OP? I think that's overstating it a tad.

DL counts among its erudite community a number of Ivy League graduates along with quite a few alumni of the distinguished Sheboygan Conservatory of Click Bait Hyperbole.

[quote] He’s neurodivergent. The eyes give it away, they don’t look at anything

This post was clearly meant for the Ezra Miller thread.

Datalounge people- Let's put it this way- I would lick 👅 his balls.

Does the neurodivergent troll have Bette Davis eyes?

That gut wasn't chiseled.

It was modeled by addition.

The neurodivergent trolls' purpose is to schmear their craptastic Party City Neuroscience over as many surfaces as possible.

Fun Fact: Austrian doctor Hans Asperger was a Nazi collaborator who sent dozens of "autistic" children to be euthanised.

[quote]I have a feeling he's from Northern Italy bloodlines.

Pizza is a southern Italy thing.

That boy’s maternal nonna was Brigit O’Leary.

Oh shut up r72. You have a weird thing about Italians.

R11- We can't be certain that he's 100% Italian but I can be certain he's 100% GOOD LOOKING.

Yes please!

Is anyone really talking about a "gut" with THAT face? Of course, they are....this is DL.

R76, read the thread.

Here he is, beautiful hairy chest bobbing up and down in the Mediterranean Sea, doing some neurodivergent shit.

Long nose

Of course he's handsome. Most of the bitchy fags on this thread haven't been fucked in many years, so of course they cunt on.

He's handsome but in a subtle way. When I clicked on the video I expected someone so "upsettingly" handsome that I would be struck dumb. He's a very nice looking guy. Not striking. Just handsome.

That’s a spicy meat-a-ball!

Some people find ND eyes upsetting. It’s like they’re looking at you from another dimension.

I hope all you bitches realize it's only your weird opinion that this guy's beautiful eyes are "neuro-divergent," and that many other people wouldn't describe them that way at all.

He has Dead Nickelback Eyes.

And you, R85, have a micro-penis and a pinhead.

R86=triggered neurodivergent incel

I love an Italian man who has facial hair like Pizza chef. The permanent "5 o'clock shadow".

My friend Marc in SD always told I had a type of man that you're attracted too; your current BF Shaun(Irish, Italian, Polish German).

R78 - THANK YOU for your public service!

Word of advice to hot pizza chefs: don't get high on your own supply!

R87 typed his comment while looking at his own image in a full-length mirror.

There's a reason I blocked cunt R85, apparently.

R92 - Same here! Probably a MAGA or the Lizsha Troll.

Dieci

A lot of the time when I see posts like this on DL I don’t agree, but in this case, yes—he is a gorgeous man.

Nipple

The most absurd aspect of this thread is the baseless assumption that he is neurodivergent because of how his eyes sometime appear in photos. Making shit up over nothing seems to be some people specialty.

Hesh gorgeoush R93!

^ 🤣🤣🤣 Okay, I’ll give you THAT ONE, R98!!

R97, my thoughts exactly.

R91/R92/R93=triggered neurodivergent retards

I don’t think he’s neurodivergent because of the ways his eyes look in some photos. That would be stupid.

I think he’s neurodivergent because every photo or video he posts of himself looks exactly the same; he has a single minded obsessive focus on doing one thing - pizza making; his hobbies include riding his motorcycle, going to the gym and jumping on his trampoline; and he appears to still live at home.

The eyes were merely the chef’s kiss.

It’s the Italian genes. So hot.

R102, did you get your psychology degree from a cereal box?

R1 That’s not a typical Italian American. He is almost perfect. Ronnie from Jersey Shore is your typical guido beefcake. This guy is exceptional.

meh, probably really dull and boring.

Aspies usually are.

Wonder what he’s got

[quote] think he’s neurodivergent because every photo or video he posts of himself looks exactly the same; he has a single minded obsessive focus on doing one thing - pizza making

Is it because… it’s his job?

Beautiful face, and those hairy forearms.....I'm wetter than the Amazon rain forest!

R109 Are you the person who always gets upset when I point out someone is probably neurodivergent? I was the first person who said that the Georgia shooter was probably neurodivergent. Then it turned out he was just gay!

Shows how much you know!

Who needs pizza when he can have my calzone! 😩

Shooter wasn’t gay. He was a loser that everyone called “fag”. That doesn’t make you gay. Sucking dick does though.

Wait has no one posted his new video -- he's shirtless!

He’s kind of slow.

Stealth are Italians really white post.

i was so upset about this all today that I was moved to tears

Oh my

r116 how is life in the 1900s?

Wow, that cup demonstration changed my life R118!

The "Itaians aren't white" posters must be 100 years old and from some rural shitholes in the South.

How many times are people going to link to the video that was already posted at r78

[quote] He doesn't seem too bright

When you're that pretty you don't need to be.

He’s gay right?

No, why?

In short, he is exquisite.

Another Marble Faun of Long Island!

The older guy at Krispy Pizza in Brooklyn is a frigging dreamboat.

No one has answered, what are Grandma Toppings?

Where is he in the in the clip at R114? Doesn't look like the US.

Grandma Toppings = Grandpa and his Buddies!

And he’s a fan of Young Thug. I’m in love.

R129 - I found this: It is a fairly thin sheet-pan pizza that’s baked in a pan that has been heavily coated with olive oil. This creates the perfect environment to fry the bottom of the pizza giving Grandma pizza that unmistakable crunch! Grandma pizza contains sliced mozzarella cheese and randomly scattered thick plum tomatoes on top. It’s almost always drizzled with a heavy dose of garlic-infused olive oil and finished with some Sicilian oregano and Pecorino Romano cheese.

Bari

R128 fuck yeah. He hits all my guido daddy fantasies.

R92 R93 I have that cunt blocked as well definitely a repressed MAGAturd weirdo.

[quote] Upsettingly handsome

MARY!

MARY!

MARY!

Nipple is very small for an Italian.

Snap out of it!

If he's simple and cheerful, all the better.

I've never used the term "pizza chef".

Pizzaolo is the proper noun

No pizza for you!!

Where on Long Island is this?

THAT guy, you marry!

Talk about doll face alert…

R85 douches with balsamic vinegar. Nasty cunt. Blocked her a long time ago.

R130

La spiaggia di Monopoli, Puglia.

[quote]Pizzaolo is the proper noun

The proper noun is "pizzaiolo"

[quote]La spiaggia di Monopoli, Puglia.

Specifically Cala Porta Vecchia.

Hello! He works in a pizzeria on Long Island. He's gonna be fat, unshaven, and working in a dirty T shirt everyday in about 10 years resenting everyone who comes in for a slice and garlic knots. Don't even get him started on the homos.

- The Truth

How come this guy who works in a pizza restaurant can afford to travel to Italy and I can't?

Seriously, unless he's an owner, how much could he make?

Still haven't seen this guy because I don't do Instagram. Any links?

He might have family there.

R150

But until then....

His insta says he’s a restaurant owner.

He is truly handsome and has a nice voice. R65, I STRONGLY doubt that you see guys like him every day in LA. They're probably more common because of the film industry, but judging by who is promoted as gorgeous in reality TV, series and films, standards are nowhere near as high as you are pretending that they are.

By the way, he has a private IG profile where I am sure that he posts plenty of shirtless photos.

I’d lick his shitter but he’d have to wash it first.

Wouldn't everyone, r158?

all that cheese...

I subscribed to his private IG even though I know I shouldn't have, knowing my species. It's boring as fuck.

With rare exceptions, an Aspie will not make good social media content. They are too private, single minded and literal.

Astor Piazzolla

What's he wearing on his collar?

Also, why does he never smile in the video? If someone is waiting on me and they have that seriousness and the staring eyes, it kind of creeps me out.

Because he doesn’t have to.

And that's kind of his attitude.

[quote]Also, why does he never smile in the video?

Because he isn’t holding a Pokemon or small paintable tabletop figurine.

[quote] Any links?

Several people provided them.

R168 There were two non-instagram links.

He had me at "have you been helped already?"

and lost me at "No problem"

^^ Not surprising when DL's mincing prisspots have to take to their fainting couches when a person uses modern slang instead of the King's English.

JFC.

“Queen’s English” for these nellies.

The mincing prisspots must have to take a Valium when they hear a guy say "dude" or "bro," it's so triggering.

Me? I just get turned on.

It's a pizza parlor, not the Waldorf.

OP What exactly do you mean by "upsettingly" handsome? Strange word choice.

R158 He's Eye-talian. Those boys are known for having squeaky clean holes.

It’s the olive oil, R176.

DId he drink that ocean water? EWWWW

That clip with the cup in the ocean: PLEASE tell me he was trying to be funny, and not trying to be DEEP.

He really tried to say something there.

He almost landed it but....not quite. Good try though, champ.

[quote] Oh come on. Those cheekbones and that jaw are anything but typical

For an Italian they are.

I don't have a single complaint. He is truly handsome. That chest hair too is a nice indicator of what's probably going on below the belt. I'm sure he has a big bush, thick cock, and one hell of a hairy ass crack (all of which are ideal). I love me a hairy Italian American guy.

My experience with New York Italian guys, which is pretty extensive, is that they are very, very finicky food eaters but they'll eat an ass, any ass, at the drop of a spoonful of gravy. And they are very good at it.

Some of you bitches are picky to a level of sheer egregiousness. If I were shacked up with this hunk of meat and getting a daily ass plowing from him, I wouldn't have a complaint for the rest of my life and would die the happiest man on planet earth.

[quote]The mincing prisspots must have to take a Valium when they hear a guy say "dude" or "bro," it's so triggering. Me? I just get turned on.

Me? I just like taking drugs.

I wouldn't know he was necessarily Italian if I saw him on the street. He has a sort of generic, handsome European face and fair complexion.

I need ass and cock pics, yesterday.

Yes, he's handsome although "upsettingly" is a strange and offputting way to phrase it.

But, "chef" is an utter exaggeration. He makes pizzas, like many high schoolers did and continue to do.

As a practical matter, he'd probably make more money on tips as a Dominno's delivery guy with his looks.

While it might be fun to look like that for a weekend or a couple weeks, I'd much rather have my Ivy undergrad and MBA life than his.

God r188 you sound like a real cunt. Unclench a little, why don't you?

R188 I have two Ivy degrees and was a stunner for over 3 decades. One CAN have it all.

It’s no wonder why I have R188 blocked, and for God only knows how long. And I’m sure I’m not alone in my assessment of this uptight twat.

Someone asked him in the comments of the video at R78 if he went to Harvard, and he responded "Yale". I don't know if that's true or not, but just because he's making pizzas doesn't necessarily mean he isn't an educated person. The pizzeria was started by his family decades ago. He may have finished college and decided after all to go home and take over the family business, especially if it is a profitable one. This is not exactly unusual.

GAWD he's beautiful!

Considering that over 90% of the general population is considered 'ordinary' looking, he is quite attractive and has many nice attributes.

[quote]While it might be fun to look like that for a weekend or a couple weeks, I'd much rather have my Ivy undergrad and MBA life than his.

I know people who work in the trades who make six figures a year and own more than one home. Their standard of living is on par with a white collar executive with multiple degrees.

Get over yourself with your Ivy League degrees and “having it all.”

As Italian-Americans go, I've seen better.

For example (okay, not 100% Italian, but the good-looking part is):

Upsettingly handsome is one of the weirdest and nelliest things I've ever read here.

R196 are you a snark free zone, dear?

"Why are you so upset?!!"

"Because of the handsome guy in the pizzeria! That's why!!"

*clutches pearls*

I’ve met him

And, r202?

R32 It’s cause the original ones who came here where the dark greasy types. Italians are so fkin sexy light or dark. I fetishize their culture so much.

R29 - stop talking. My grandmother, uncle, aunt, and mother all had high cheekbones and squareish jaws. My grandmother, aunt, and uncle had very blue eyes. My mother had green, with reddish brown hair. My aunt was a blond. My grandmother and uncle had jet black hair. Amalfi coast for generations.

I'm dark from my father's side.

Judging by the house he lives in, the land on which it sits, and the cars in the driveway, he/his family are doing just fine.

R205 - Is your father Sicilian?

He upsets my no no hole.

Gay. Ladies and gentlemen, gay Hot, handsome, masc, jock, man. 400 Instagram pics, and not one with a girl? I mean, not even one with his Italian mother?!

Gay.

R209 I think he’s gay too. I just have a sixth sense for these things. Something in the eyes. He may marry, a few kids but he will hooking up with his bestie on road trips. I’ve seen it a thousand times before. Anyways he is fucking beautiful.

R210 I bet you do.

R141 R188

[quote] But, "chef" is an utter exaggeration. He makes pizzas, like many high schoolers did and continue to do.

Pizzerias in the NYC area almost always have entrees, appetizers, specials — the works. He could easily be a chef. There is no mystique inside a restaurant kitchen except in the minds of the suckers willing to pay more for the same slop. Actual execution of any meal in top city restaurants is done by immigrants with no formal culinary training.

The “chef” just decides the menu and suggests preparation. Sometimes they help cook.

How they “make the sausages” in any place with fresh food is the same.

If he's into guys, he must love to eat ass. Italian guys love eating ass, and they're great at it.

I’d suck him off. Daily.

R209. I think he is gay (or bi) too.

I have the worst gaydar in the world but he pings even to me.

The look he gives that other guy in 1 of his pics (that the other guy doesn't see as he's facing the camera) is what sealed the deal for me.

Now that you mention that a hot guy like that doesn't have a single female in any pics is another piece of the puzzle solved.

HE fucked me after San Gennaro fest,. I can attest his sausage is not to be missed.

R182- I've said here on the datalounge a zillion times. My favorite type of guy is a good looking slim guy with a natural body ( no tattoos, no piercings, no rings and no shaved pubic hair ( some indications are he has a nice forest down there). This guy fits all of that description except one. He's not a good looking guy he's a VERY good looking guy.

The “bush people” always make me chuckle.

Bushmen!

Untrimmed pubes are gross. You need to tend to the forest down there and make it nice and trim.

Nothing about him registers as gay to me, but maybe I'm clueless

R220 No you're wrong about that.

A big natural bush is beautiful thing.

We like men.

r222 natural bushes are not appealing to men under a certain age. It ain't the 70s anymore.

Trimmed is best, neither bald nor floss substitute.

You want a bush you can nuzzle in. Get lost in.

[quote]natural bushes are not appealing to men under a certain age.

I can just imagine the kind of men under a certain age you're talking about.

Masculine men like other masculine men, not queens who tweeze their pubes.

Fucking Christ r226. Grown men have been trimming their pubes for years and years. It's rare to encounter a wild 70s bush. You need to keep it nice and tidy. And it has nothing to do with being a "queen," straight men trimming their bushes is pretty standard.

[quote] Masculine men like other masculine men, not queens who tweeze their pubes.

It’s cute that you think it’s about the size of the “bush” and not the size of something else.

Some you guys are living in a weird time warp, it's truly bizarre. Big hairy bushes, Italians are "exotic" etc. Just odd.

R227- I have a full forest and if a guy ever made a negative comment about it I would tell him to get lost ( even if he were totally hot).

R220- You sound like the type that likes guys with LOTS of tattoos and piercings too.

Good for you r230. Nobody cares.

Giant bushes are nasty. Gotta keep it trim.

PS it makes your dick look bigger.

R232- I'm already quite well hung. I don't need to make my cock look bigger.

I don't think I've ever been with a guy who doesn't trim. Several who are totally shaved, which doesn't bother me that much. A full jungle bush is something I can't recall ever seeing.

I can assure you what R216 said, err, rather dreamed about, never happened.

And it’s feast, not fest! Disgratiata!

R221 - “ Nothing about him registers as gay to me, but maybe I'm clueless”.

DL votes for option B; Clueless.

[quote]Natural bushes are not appealing to men under a certain age. It ain't the 70s anymore.

What an idiotic generalization.

[quote]A full jungle bush is something I can't recall ever seeing.

Well, for one thing, I would say that a relatively small percentage of guys naturally have really full, "jungle" bushes, so there's no need for them to trim.

[quote]Grown men have been trimming their pubes for years and years. It's rare to encounter a wild 70s bush.

Have you personally conducted or read a study on this? Or are you making this statement based on the MANY men you've slept with because you're a slut?

r237 I've been around. I guess you've never been in a locker room over the past 20 years and don't know any straight women who like to talk about sex. Wild natural bushes haven't been a thing for a long time. Of course you must think quite the opposite.

R236- Our very good looking pizza guy does seem to have major stare in his eyes.

R238, what the hell does knowing a lot of "straight women who like to talk about sex" have to do with it? And why are you spending so much time staring at guys' bushes in locker rooms,?

Good lord r240, you seem pretty isolated.

^^^And you seem pretty freaking weird and pervy. And stupid.

Who doesn't check out the guys in the locker room? Discreetly, of course. And women love talking to their gay male friends about sex. r242 you need to get out more.

Three FULL forest/bush guys at the Bay To Breakers 2003. The guy in the middle YUM 😋

Obvious phooshop or prosthetic on the right.

Odd photoshop on the left makes it look like his dick was cut in two

Men should have pubic hair, but the bush needs to be tamed to some degree. It’s just normal maintenance, like getting a haircut or trimming a beard.

[quote]Who doesn't check out the guys in the locker room? Discreetly, of course. And women love talking to their gay male friends about sex. [R242] you need to get out more.

It's perfectly natural to check out guys in locker rooms. But to pay enough attention to their bushes as to make gross general statements like "bushes are much less full nowadays, almost everyone trims, it's not like the '70s" is idiotic and indicates the person doing so is VERY DEEPLY INVESTED in the subject.

It's funny how many DLers are hung up on somebody having a college degree or a master's. Just a way for some of you to think you're superior, I guess.

R247 Well, they do have public hair.

R245 and R246- They are not photoshopped. The guy on the left and the guy on the right have something attached/covering their cocks so as not to be completely naked- look carefully.

Only the guy in the middle is naked.

Please let us return to discussing the “Upsettingly handsome Long Island pizza chef”. Kindly take your pubic hair discussion elsewhere.

I think manscaping is a trend that began in the 90s. Most of the models (including well-known bodybuilders) for vintage physique photographers had larger than average bushes. The same goes for Playgirl models in the 70s and 80s. It seems to have been a requirement. Many of my college friends had large bushes back then. I don't recall anyone complaining about them in those decades.

Personally, I thought the bigger the better.

You can count most Colt models in that mix, as well.

Yep, I think a bigger bush was equated with masculinity.

^^^^And some people still prefer a full bush, even if it's generally considered "out of fashion." The same way some people think a guy with a hairy chest is a huge turn-on.

oh my god make a bush thread.

R257- This is my contribution.

^^^ Dude is clearly distracted, but by what?

The Dinah Shore Show?

Tony in a Leave it to Beaver re-run?

The Phyllis premiere?

One wonders…

[quote] oh my god make a bush thread.

Thanks for the suggestion, R257. For the two of you discussing bushes/pubic hair, I've created a thread for you. See link below. Take it there. Get a room. Leave the rest us to discuss the "Upsettingly handsome Long Island pizza chef".

What’s left to discuss, r260? The consensus is he’s a good-looking ethnically-Italian man who owns a pizzaria. Equally likely he has northern or southern Italian roots. A lot of us would like to fuck him. Others don’t understand the appeal, at all.

I’d like to know more details of his life, but I’m not one of those people who scours the internet seeking personal details of someone’s private life.

R249 a Pizza maker who's a Yale grad is an interesting bio. If that's true.

I know a Princeton grad who is an ordinary floor worker at Walmart. His longest held job in his life.

Where the DICK at?

Have we determined his Irish ancestors yet?

Why would you say that r264?

I don't know if it has been definitely determined that this gorgeous guy has some Irish lineage, but he definitely does not look 100-percent Italian to me.

r266 you clearly have never been to Italy.

Yes, I have been, R267. Twice. And I'm aware that Italians from different regions can look very different, but I STILL think this fellow looks like he has some other ethnicity in him. Possibly Irish.

Whatever r268. DLers and their Italian thing is so odd. This guy looks like he could be 100% to me. I've seen guys who look just like him all over Italy.

You have to remember that eldergays' racial/ethnic classifications are slightly to the right of Heinrich Himmler.

He's hot, but needs to do something about the feathered 80s hair.

R269, not to belabor this further: I think he COULD absolutely be of 100 percent Italian descent, but what I'm saying is that, to me, it looks very likely that there's some other ethnicity mixed in there.

R271- He's very looking as is.

He doesn't need to do anything about anything.

[quote]not to belabor this further: I think he COULD absolutely be of 100 percent Italian descent, but what I'm saying is that, to me, it looks very likely that there's some other ethnicity mixed in there.

You understand nothing about Italy.

Go there. Especially his region Puglia. There are guys like him all over the place.

These are typical people of Puglia.

IMO: I'd believe he's part Irish. I'd also believe he's Italian. This is like the plastic surgery discussion. People fall in love with someone and get defensive if you say they've had plastic surgery.

The point is, the American stereotype that all Italians must look like Al Pacino or Sylvester Stallone is false. That look is actually rare in Italy. Go there and see.

Having lived there for many years, when I think of a typical young Italian man today, it is his body build that distinguishes him, it tends to be lighter on the top with slender arms but with strong developed legs. Italians don't get pumped up. Big arms are seen as gross. They're into good grooming. They have thick hair, clear eyes and clear skin. Usually fine features. Elegant graceful moves. Pale skin and light eyes paired with thick hair that ranges from black to dark blonde is common.

I agree - he’s very looking as is.

You nellie prisses can keep the plucked chicken look, I'll take the untrimmed men with beautiful bushes and manly fur everywhere.

[quote] And I'm aware that Italians from different regions can look very different, but I STILL think this fellow looks like he has some other ethnicity in him. Possibly Irish.

Then get him an AncestryDNA test, bitch. $69

This is the actor Lino Guanciale. This is what I'm talking about. This is a typical young Italian man today. You can how our pizza guy fits in.

SICILIAN SAUSAGE!!!!! MOMMA'S MUSSY IS MASTICATING LIKE A VAT FULL OF WINE GRAPES!!!!!

No, pizza guy looks different, IMO. The nose is different.

R276- The thing is- Sylvester Stallone is only half Italian. His mother was Jewish or half Jewish and half French.

R280- Regardless- the guy in your photo is good looking too. I would do the pizza guy and this guy.

Maybe he’s from where Lidia Bastianich is from.

R282 expects the guy at R280 to be the pizza guy's twin. What an idiot. The point is there's a general LOOK, that doesn't fit into what Americans think Italians look like. The pizza guy and that actor both have a very common look around Italy

R285 She's from Croatia. Not Italy.

I can how our pizza guy fits in.

r274 and r276 are correct.

WTF is it with eldergays and Italians? French and Germans also run the gamut from fair to dark but they never seem to comment on that. There are full-blooded Germans who could pass for Spanish.

He really should feature his nipples on his feed more.

R289 I am NOT mad at that

R290 is mad at the dirt.

The dirt is that he is passing as a full blooded Italian.

What is he then r292?

In the NYC area, Irish-Italian is a very common mix.

Apparently, the catholic family dynamic is very similar, so marriages are quite common - or so I've been told by multiple Irish-Italian guys.

The only devout Catholics I know are over 70 years old.

R294 His parents are Pugliese.

[quote]In the NYC area, Irish-Italian is a very common mix.

Not really.

Not any more than other pairings: Italian/German, Italian/Polish, Italian/Jewish and so on.

But more than anything, Italians marry other Italians. Italians stick to their heritage more than any other European heritage group. Even if someone is mixed, they'll Identify as Italian.

[quote]Apparently, the catholic family dynamic is very similar

What catholic family dynamic? Are you writing from the 1950s?

hadsome

R296, on the DL we still are in the 1950s.

Irish-Italian is very much a common thing in the NY tri-state area as well as Italian-Jewish.

Italian and Jewish are practically interchangeable!

[quote]But more than anything, Italians marry other Italians.

Yeah, three generations ago.

R302. IKR. That deserves a big fat bitch please.

R301- Yes, they are.

R289 goddamn 🥵

He could make a lot of money on OnlyFans, he's hot as hell.

[quote]But more than anything, Italians marry other Italians. Italians stick to their heritage more than any other European heritage group. Even if someone is mixed, they'll Identify as Italian.

That may have been true decades ago, but I very much doubt it's true nowadays. Seems to me like YOU'RE the one who's writing from the 1950s.

Everybody wants to be Italian!

In other news- French food is overrated and I much prefer Italian food over French but as far as deserts go I like high quality ( I know I sound like the Chubby Contessa) American deserts best- Cakes and Pies.

I think I would prefer French food to Italian food.

[quote]Irish-Italian is very much a common thing in the NY tri-state area as well as Italian-Jewish.

Also in the Boston area, where I'm from.

[quote]I much prefer Italian food over French but as far as deserts go I like high quality ( I know I sound like the Chubby Contessa) American deserts best- Cakes and Pies.

I prefer the Sahara.

French pastries blow Italian ones out of the water.

Baklava! Who wants some Baklava (Armenian playing Greek)

R314- I prefer a Balaklava - it's much lower in calories.

[quote]I prefer the Sahara.

R312 = Darfur Orphan

French deserts are generally TOO heavy.

As someone said- Homemade high quality American deserts are best.

When I was a kid my mother ( who was a wonderful cook especially when it came to deserts) would make this fabulous ,moist sour cherry crumb cake. It was a one layer cake should would bake in a large 13x9 inch pan.

That would be a European style cake baked in the United States.

Thread about autistic pizzamaking THOT devolves into ethnic pastry turf war.

This is impressive, even for DL standards.

Only fat people eat dessert.

His pizza place is in Port Jefferson Station. I'll be out at Stony Brook next weekend, maybe I'll stop by.

Don’t forget your smelling salts, R321.

sad.

Italian desserts are lackluster. You have to go over the alps to really taste Europe’s good stuff.

R283 He is also a little half slow.

Torino and the Ligurian coast have good pastry shops.

Mikey boy is giving us what we want

Does he have a girlfriend?

I’d totally suck him off!

Got a lot of product in his coiffure.

R329- Would you suck him to completion?

Another words- Suck him until he has an orgasm then ejaculates all of his semen down your throat.

He’s not unattractive but he’s one of those guys I can’t picture having sex.

I say that in the mirror a lot ^

[quote]Another words-

Oh, dear.

It took me a minute, but that is HIS Instagram, there are 219 posts of which 200 are variations on the selfie. Including shirtless on the warm waters off the Italian coast,

I’m so upset right now I can hardly breath!

Gorgeous guy. Perfect body. Perfect hair.

But I'm with R332 - there's no heat there.

(And the world HAS changed. There was a time - 60s/70s/80s - when the picture in R289 would have been considered "too gay", with two shirtless men in the same picture. Or maybe they are. Maybe Bro Sex.)

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!

"BRO SEX"-YUMMMMY!

Now my mind went in the gutter, Thanks DL

His look is dated but I like the datedness of his look.

He looks like someone who would have posed naked in Playgirl ca. 1982 in the Real Men section

I WISH! 😋

[quote]Italian desserts are lackluster. You have to go over the alps to really taste Europe’s good stuff.

Italy has such great pasticcerie.

[quote]Italian desserts are lackluster. You have to go over the alps to really taste Europe’s good stuff.

I have no desire to "Climb Ev'ry Mountain" just for some desserts.

A new video. He works so hard...

Hey guys, please stop drooling on all the food he's preparing.

It would be better if he did it in speedos.

I'm still UPSET!!!!

R344- Fuck speedos

NAKED

Any vids of him rubbing one out?

i wanna see his cannoli

He could make bank on OnlyFans.

R347. Rubbing what out?

Elmer’s Glue-All, r350

Upsettingly handsome? 'Kay.

Ugh I forgot to cxl his membership and it autorenewed

If you don’t believe he has Asperger’s now, just subscribe to his subscription feed

He makes Henry Cavill look extroverted

What is he a member of, R353?

The Raccoon Lodge, Rose

He won’t answer if he likes men or women. He is such a whore.

A Honeymooners reference??

[quote]If you don’t believe he has Asperger’s now, just subscribe to his subscription feed

You’re mixing up aspies with mama’s boys.

I think he eats snatch.

Throw a dime and it’ll hit 10 Long Island guidos just like him.

^^^^I'd like to live in a place like that and spend a lot of time throwing dimes :-)

R361- Me too.

I would lick his ass , lick his balls and suck his beautiful cock until he had an orgasm and ejaculated all of his semen down my gullet.

R358 his entire life revolves around making pizza and walking on his hands

That is all he posts

It is Aspergers

this is his exclusive content

I wonder if his ass stinks……

I don’t think he is autistic. I think he is a bisexual whore.

bisexual = narcissistic

I wonder why he won’t answer who he is into when people ask him on Instagram. He’s so fkin hot.

R365, was that vulgar, disgusting comment really necessary? What's your damage?

He could stuff me with his big guinea sausage anytime.

IMO Italian-American men are better looking than their Old World counterparts. Mixing with Irish helped both.

^^^Well, of course, many of them did not mix with Irish. Why do you say that?

R371 I thinks it’s because of the Italians who came here. The darker southern Italians are better looking than the their northern counterparts on average. I basically think the darker types of any white ethnicity are more attractive. Same with Greeks, Portuguese and even white Colombians. The darker ones but that don’t have quite enough African ancestry to be considered black are just hotter. More symmetrical faces and better skin.

Northern Italians are some of the most beautiful people on Earth.

Your opinion, R373. Totally subjective.

[quote]It is Aspergers

DL, world's leading authority on Asperger's.

R375. He/she/it has 37 different sock puppet opinions. Very cool response.

R377 Nope just about a half dozen. And they aren’t socks. It’s me everybody, Teacake.

Before I buy his stuffed crust, I want to see his meat lover's special.

R378. Duh...go away.

That hair screams straight. You’d probably end up with nose hair in your pizza.

Take said nose hair, then have him cloned. Clone can bake his calzone in my (b)oven.

[quote]Northern Italians are some of the most beautiful people on Earth.

The shorter souther Italians are hotter.