RNC co-chair Lara Trump releases a new, "soulful" tune and haunting video

Mannequin women in the background? Filter-palooza? Wait, doesn't she have a day job in which the future of the world is hanging in the balance, and she has time to (at least) record a song and make a video (we can safely assume she has not the talent nor aptitude for composing the music be it ever-so-basic or writing the lame lyrics)? Yay! Make a whole album, you talentless weird hack!

Lol. That's a man, Maury

If you had any remaining doubt where them RNC campaign contributions were going....

[QUOTE]Wait, doesn't she have a day job

Well, theoretically she's the RNC co-chair. I suspect the other guy does all the work and she "supervises" him for the family. And she does TV interviews. I don't think a BA in Communications, waitressing at Hooters, and being an Inside Edition "producer" is adequate preparation to run an organization like the RNC.

I wonder how much cash she's squirelling away? These people stole from a kids' cancer charity. Of course they're lining their pockets

[quote] Of course they're lining their pockets

Rick WIlson from the Lincoln Project took and ran with Trump's threat to sue them, basically begging him to file the papers. He relishes the opportunity that discovery will afford, and told Donold directly in a video that they know he's stealing donations on a scale that would end any other campaign, and they intend to use any lawsuit to prove it. Go ahead, Donnie, sue!

I love Auto-Tune!

Auto-Tune is not fixing that, Lara.

I am shooketh

Surprised she didn't introduce and perform it at Arlington as part of that campaign event.

Is this her new way to own the libs?

How much money was she able to launder with this?

Rick Wilson never ceases to crack me up.

From Mrs. Betty Bowers:

[quote]Every note is a violation of the Geneva Convention.

Lara has man hands. Eric must like the tranz wimmens.

Who told this cunt she could sing?

The greatest singing debut since "Stars are Blind"!

Sounds like something they'd play at Gitmo as a form of torture

A graduate of the Darlene Edwards Vocal Academy?

Oh, I don't know. Her baritone/bass voice reminds me of my first boyfriend. What a man! Hung like a horse, too, just like Lara.

There's more sweetening in those vocals than in a package of Splenda.

Who asked for this

Wait indeed. That's a tranny.

All the neighborhood male cats must've come running.

Why?

Looks like a busted drag queen with a Craigslist ad

Did she release this to take some heat off Donnie Does Arlington? Because I'd be so ashamed of this

I am 100% in favor of places like the RNC being filled to the brim with unqualified nepotism appointments.

I hope EVERY state rethug organization thinks it's a good idea to fill their ranks with grifters.

She look like a man!

Is this some kind of a tax write-off?

Send in the Transvestigators!

I took it so low it was a bad dream

Sounds very auto-tuned.

“Spesh ull” 🎶

Just when you thought these grifting assholes couldn’t go any lower - here we are

At least Kimberly Gargoyle has the good sense not to sing! She just likes to shake her moneymaker to Gloria while the Capital is being invaded by MAGAts.

Is there an emoji for Dudley Do-right saving a damsel in distress who was tied down to railroad tracks for the haunted girl in the red dress?

Laura is coming for Chapell Roan realness.

Charlie's Brat Summer is now Laura's Fall Back.

Laura is coming for Bey, Gaga, Ariana and Taylor's main pop girl wigs.

I live, bishes. I am being FED.

Kimberly Guilfoyle should perform an interpretative dance to this song.

Is this off her new album “Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves”?

[quote]Lara Trump releases a new, "soulful" tune and haunting video

Is there an alternative time-line where ANYTHING Lara Trump does is not haunting?

Next up, Lara to star in the remake of The Not So Fabulous Baker Boys.

"Soulful"? Doesn't that require having a soul in the first place?

America's kidz got singing!

Her singing ability matches her father-in-law's dancing skills. Perhaps they should collaborate.

Which dog charity did she scam in order to finance this abomination?

Trump's Jerk off dance is now he trademark. I wish the news would call it that.

I think she's tremendous!

[quote] Trump's Jerk off dance is now he trademark

Full body dry heaves set to music.

His dancing is a real....kick R49.

Her singing voice sounds like a trans woman's too.

I like both the song and the video.

When you need so much auto-tune that you sound like AI

She does sound trans.

Now there was just no call for this. But if there's ever a real video, I think it will feature Barron visibly wired marionette-style with one shimmering tear rolling down his nose.

Lara Trump Instantly MOCKED As Song Goes MEGA-VIRAL For WORST Reason!

I'll say this, Lara Trump is no Jan Terry!

Her little move when it starts I could watch on repeat for hours. Who’s the hambeast in the back?

Her face alone deserves a Trump husband.

LOL!

Can you imagine being one of the crew members on that video? How they must’ve been laughing….

Dear Universe, please subtract the Trumps from planet earth. Thanks in advance.

She’s not singing Mariah Carey’s song, is she?

You know the men in the family used to call her horse face when Eric brought her home?

I was on DL last night and I woke suddenly and I was dreaming of Lara Trump playing the piano at her own funeral 🥶

Yeah Jack, this is Faye Dunaway... Look I've raced some of the stuff from the O'Neill interview but I'm not really interested in Terry O'Neill - he's a BIG, BIG LIAR and I'm really not interested in in him and you know all and dilly-dallying and carrying over Mommie Dearest...I don't even want to discuss it in my interview or on this Lloyd-Webber thing: those are NEGATIVES and I notice that you have nothing in about Marlon Brando, you have nothing in about Johnny Depp which I did two films with, I don't expect you to get get him for an interview, but you could put some footage in of the of the Kusturica movie which I was BRILLIANT in and it was not well sold in this country you can talk about the Marlon Brando film that I was wonderful in. All the POSITIVE things along that that period, the Marlon Brando film was going on at the same time that the Lloyd-Webber STUPIDITY was going on and you all have to put in the Lloyd-Webber STUPIDITY, you can't put in that I worked with the wonderful Marlon Brando and talk to the director of that movie FOR CHRISTSAKE! And I'm not gonna approve it and I'm really upset now because that uh for two nights now tried to thread through that STUPID interview with a with a man that I will not even waste my time discussing. And and you know who, suffice it to say, stopped working when he married me and pretended to be my manager for a very long time so LET'S NOT EVEN GO THERE! It's very upsetting to me! And then to put my uh our child in JEOPARDY the way he has. So I'm not interested in these NEGATIVE things that you all are putting in there with me in! I don't want Llloys-Webber in, I'd like you to cut him out, and I'd like you to really trim down everything to do with that Mommie Dearest, I'm not gonna talk about it, maybe one thing I'm gonna say about it and THAT'S ALL. It's just like uh you know an obsession, why can't you be obsessed about POSITIVE THINGS?! About Marlon Brando? About the Kusturica movie that was THE HIT OF ALL THE EUROPE AND CANNES? About uh, the film I did with Brando and talk to that, YOU KNOW?!

Even Autotune can't keep her pitch in place.

And wow, the amounts of plastic surgeries that go into reshaping these women's faces, not to mention the cosmetics, the plastic nails and lashes, thr Botox, the fillers. How can they be anti-science? They'd look like trolls without it.

"Haunting" is right. Like a horror movie ghoul.

Here it is without the autotune:

R69 delivers. Thanks for that, you’re MY hero.

Isn’t her hero the Orange Madman?

Unless it was left by someone i blocked I haven't seen a link to the full video - I'm a bit torn about sharing the link though because they make money off of any clicks right? But the entire video must be suffered through, it is comedy gold

Thanks, r72, but I'm good with r69.

Which is better? Lara's blue-eyed soul or Marjorie Taylor Greene's rap outreach video for youth and POC?

Who can possibly choose, r74?

Let's have a contest to see who can guess the amount of money this uber cunt has siphoned off from Republican campaign contributions and put in her own purse. 1 million? Ten million? One hundred million?

If Trump loses in November, by January Republicans will start demanding to know where all the money went.

Of course, the Trumps will play dumb and pretend nothing is wrong.

I don’t know anything about music - is this AFTER auto-tune (whatever that is)?

If I can hear how bad it is, it’s very bad.

[quote]Republicans will start demanding to know where all the money went.

One does not owe Putin money forever.

Holy shit r74, how did i miss that one? Margies little dumptruck body and Nazi throne? Sad!

Mericastanian music is weird.

If Trump loses in November, and if the Republicans lose the House or fail to regain the Senate, the knives will be out for Lara Trump, and that will be glorious to watch.

R74 OMG I never saw that. Trying to sell MTG as some rap video hottie? Soooo bad.

It was a blink and you miss it thing, r82. It did't get much traction here.

The thugs won’t care. Remember how Dick Rott (batboy) robbed the NRSC blind when he was in charge of it and absolutely nothing happened to him.

The thugs won’t prosecute one of their own, no matter HOW MUCH they steal, because they don’t want their cult to KNOW how much they’re pulling in and losing track of.

It doesn’t make for good optics and the stupid rich people don’t care how much they steal. They probably expect their donations to be stolen. Just like THEY steal.

Bleach blonde bad built butch body R82.

Wow. That is some auto-tune. There’s so much clipping on the vocal, the auto-tune must be turned up beyond 11.

Who are you referring to, r86?

R85 I prefer a better-built bronzed beach boy body

I said ok to Bey using Hero, but not this bitch.

Unbelievable. The Republican party really is Idiocrasy.

While spending time on this artistic endeavor, Lara Trump appears to be overlooking an essential part of her day job: helping Republican candidates to raise money.

That she thinks 60-some days before Election Day is the moment for her to release her personal “music” kind of says it all.

Yup her last gasp.

she’s absolutely frightening and colder than dry ice 🧊

WTF is wrong with this bitch?

The ugly Trump daughter did it better.

Not only is Lara Trump a horrid singer, but who decides to start a singing career at her age?

A delusional woman taking a bunch of human growth hormones, adderall and xanax

When she sings "toniiiiiiight," you can hear the pitch correction struggling hard.

[QUOTE]taking a bunch of human growth hormones.

I can see a whole slew of pharmaceuticals in her bathroom cabinet, but HGH isn't one of them. What are the signs of use? Honestly, as I enter my 60s HGH looks appealing as a regenerative, but I'm too poor. If she's really in it, it has done her no favors. She looks like a sunken-eyed, sinewy hag instead of dewy or youthful. WTF?

Okay, maybe steroids. It explains the hubris

Gummy Eric seems like he'd enjoy a good, hard pegging from Lara.

Don't R102! I'll never get that image out of my head. Total dick wilter.

Don't blame autotune.

Lara make Countess LuAnn sound like Ella.

I'm not clicking the link, but someone from MSNBC wrote an article about Lara Trump and auto-tune???? WTF media? Do better.

It's an opinion piece.

With Adele going into retirement there’s room at the top for Lara.