Elvia Allman

A poor man's Mary Wickes.

Aint Bea’s pal and nemesis Clara. Clara makes great pickles. Bea’s are Kerosine Cucumbers.

Speed it up a little!!!!!!

YA UNDERSTAND?

R1. But a rich man's Dorothea Waldorf

Aaaaand we’ve run out of things to talk about.

Her husband wrote Tallulah Bankhead’s play in “The Celebrity Next Door”.

She was no Amzie Strickland

She WAS Elvia Allman!

....

She was from North Carolina. No wonder she got the part!

That's Selma Plout!!

Oh, I enjoyed her and her brothers' song "Ramblin' Man."

She used to crack me up when she hosted those horror movies.

I never liked her.

She had Lez Face

[quote]Aint Bea’s pal and nemesis Clara. Clara makes great pickles. Bea’s are Kerosine Cucumbers.

No, dear. That was Hope Summers, who famously played one of the witches in "Rosemary's Baby."

"Speed it up a little!"

Here only claim to fame is Helen Lawson hitting her over the head with an empty bottle of Bacardi. Nobody bogarts Helen's booze.

Rumor has it that she could suck a dick like nobody’s business. Her secret was lingering on the frenulum for a while, then a broad caress of the top of the glans.

^Are you getting her confused with Miss Lindsey?

I heard that too, r20. Apparently she gave Walt Disney such a soul-shaking orgasm, he went blind for two days.

^^^ quoted for truth — I read it in Disney’s biography last month.

R23. I thought that was Eleanor Audley...

I think you mean Audra Lindley R24.

"I ate out Spring Byington so long I was shittin' clits!"

Reta Shaw's twat was so big that both me and Marj Main could have a mouthful at the same time.

Who n the fuck is that??

She was all over the rural shows.

Well I didn’t watch that shit!!

I think any discussion on Reta Shaw's lady ham is way off-topic.

I watch 227!

R32. Oh, Mary!

Elvia was also featured on radio as Brenda, half of the duo Brenda Frazier & Coblina Wright, parodying two actual popular debutantes of the 30s & 40s. Sort of the Paris Hilton-type. Brenda & Cobina were man-hungry and Elvia's catchphrase was "Look, Cobina, a MAN!" Elvia did the Brenda voice in cartoons, too, as a cow and other animals.

Elvia just showed up on Petticoat Junction with her ghastly daughter.

She shoplifted a package of sewing needles at a local fabric store

Not the most subtle of actresses.

She had a face for radio.

[quote] That was Hope Summers

R17 Hope Summers was kind of like Elvia Allman-light.

Looks like she got hit in the face by a radio.

[quote] Reta Shaw's twat was so big that both me and Marj Main could have a mouthful at the same time. — Patsy Kelly

R27 OMG, is it almost New Year’s Eve again already?

R42. Light the candles....get the twat out...

Never heard of her