Ben Barnes making O faces while he sings

I would say "scrunched-up faces." I don't see anything "O" about them.

I would like to see the part of “Behind the Music: Ben Barnes Singing” where we are shown how Ben inserts a Lovense cyber dildo into his perfectly hairy anus.

Two weeks ago Ben turned 43 and he is still unmarried with no children. I wonder why?

squeezing out hard stool faces

He looks like a loaf of Wonder Bread with cramps.

Wow, you weren't kidding, OP. He's really feeling it.

It was never the model, never the grifter JH, I think I found who has been the muse this entire time. There have been clues for a long time. This announcement of new music today is not a coincidence, his music is for her. Sleuths maybe you can figure it out since Benny is now in his flop era.

R7, I've never been convinced that Ben is straight. He is now 43 and has never had a serious relationship with a woman, had kids or settled down.

He's looking good for 43.

R8 he could also be autistic. It would explain why he makes strange faces when he sings.

Glenn Gould was the same, unusual parallel motor activity when playing piano.

R8 we had hoped he was gay for years over here, but unfortunately he likes crazy woman like the Ho which is disappointing. He has had relationships but he is so wildly private, unless the Ho is calling the paparazzi to make her ex husband jealous, no one catches on. He is not that famous.

He definitely has Peter Pan syndrome as most male actors in Hollywood do. We’ll see today what he puts out, but yesterday was her birthday this muse of his. He made it about himself so not sure why he waited so long for this announcement on that specific date. It could have happened any other time. More clues to come, it’s the lion and emoji garbage once again.

He's a reasonably decent actor and handsome.

In my head, he's the poor man's version of Andrew Garfield. Is Garfield really that much a better actor because he's certainly not markedly better looking.

I miss his boyband days.

Is he a Jewish artist?

Andrew you really need to just get a boyfriend already because you dating any woman that walks and breathes is embarrassing.

Did Ben forgot his fan base has been paying attention and anyone who went to his tour a year ago heard this entire song and did the little sing along. He is promoting the song, with a thirst trap, as if we all haven’t heard this song before. This new album is going to be dismal. Just his ego pretending he isn’t regurgitating what he already made. Coral is right to be over this. We should cancel him, it will be a pity death, this is cringe.

R17 Benny boy is that you?

The face scar comes from Billy and the Punisher, why he referencing that again? The fall trees he uses in every video his muse did it first, they posted around the same time today so I wonder if they are together.

Nina gets engaged and the Ho posts herself in her underwear. Shocked. FVW really failed, just like all her other businesses, true grifter. Actually miss the Ho, her crazy was constantly broadcasted on socials and was entertaining. Maybe she will get the girlfriend she deserves, a real butch lesbian.

I think his hair needs a good shampoo!

[quote] broadcasted

Just noticed that her initials are on his face on the album cover. When I listen to his music I just hear a bunch of stories about Julianne. I will always think about Julianne when I hear his lyrics, unless he proves it wrong. He will milk it that he is available so all those 16 year old girls buy tickets to his show and buy his horrible merch.

Is Ben trying to have a music career because his acting career is declining?

Him and jules were signed to the same agency back in 2020 when they started this whole are they dating game. She was married when she called the paps the first time, then the second time ice cream walk it was oh romance rumors, the third time in NY he stayed with her and that is when his fan base really stopped supporting him. They even did multiple days of the paps “finding” them in NY and didn’t release the pics because it was all hate. In December he went to her Christmas party and then in Jan they were spotted on a walk with her mom and her dog and then he went to her birthday party in July, but really no one cares now.

He got a new agent and jules got a new agent, his career has tanked ever since.

In order to make sense of how he was massively played he is writing music because he ruined his acting career. After these stunts no one takes him seriously, the music is all about Julianne which is embarrassing for him because she is a toxic grifter. He is the old man in a show about children, thinking he is a rockstar.

Don’t forget a lot of hate happened because he was blocking his poc fans for pointing out Julianne had done full black face and paraded around paparazzi in blackface and how she also has had to publicly apologize for offending minorities multiple times now. Anything for his girl. Benny doesn’t care about racism. Be loved, be loved.

He added a show on Jan 7th in Utah and isn’t that where him and JH did their romantic Covid vaca with Nina and Shaun? If his tour becomes all about the Ho I can see a lot of people not showing up. What will he care, he gets their money right?

That's a NO face for me, thanks.

Benny posting everyday and him and jules have matching dog posts (back to fairy and lion tiny emojis) while he was just with her in LA and literally no one cares. His ticket prices are getting reduced to lower prices because they aren’t selling, if she shows up to his gigs we know the girlies will riot because they are all 12. His career is irrelevant now, even these threads have died hard.

Then when they break up she can write another book or song or do a dance exposing all of his secrets since she loves to talk about brooks after years even though brooks in now married to someone else. She loves to talk about how her and all her siblings were sexually abused by a neighbor in order to sell her book. Maybe finally we will learn from the Ho how gay our Benny boy is.

Any roles being cast where he can play Latino again?

Is there a reboot of the Chronicles of Narnia coming up? He could play Her Imperial Majesty, Jadis, Queen of Narnia, Chatelaine of Cair Paravel, Empress of the Lone Islands.

Guess who referred to themselves as a festival of joy or joy incarnate, the Ho.

I’m shocked he’s booked at the Wiltern in Los Angeles. Do that many people know who he is?

Well jules is not with Benny boy. Don’t know what is more pathetic then Benny writing all his songs about her or her begging for male attention to a world wide audience. She screams insecurity always. The muse is a normie and don’t want to say much so she doesn’t disappear. She doesn’t post much. I have a list of all the easter eggs he has put on his Insta that match her profile.

Her post is still looking for a guy with integrity. So Benny B doesn’t seem to have that apparently. Rich coming from her.

It’s not Aubrey, it’s not Allie, it’s not Hunter, it’s not Jules, it’s not Peyton, it’s not Victoria, it’s not Jessie, it’s not Lizzie, it’s not the singers he sings with at his shows, it’s not Camille, it’s not the girl in his merch advertising, it’s not Evan. It’s just not, but I do know who it might be. All speculation. She has been around since 2017/2018. She worked on one of his projects per her Insta. She never had socials until last year from what I can gather. She started her Instagram right when he started tiktok last year. This isn’t ramblings, you all are just dense. There have been clues going back to January between her post and his. See any letters on the side of his face on the album cover? In gold perhaps?

R11 hi Ben Stan!

That “not straight” beard Julianne Hough! Oh my sides! She who “dated” Ryan Seacrest and Brooks Laich (with IVF brat obvs). Everyone a pass-around bottom!

Nevermind video has a new pic on YouTube and Aubrey Cleland is clearly in it. Is anyone convinced they are actually dating? Allie Silva the concert girl is just a copy of Aubrey. Copy and paste with these girls. How embarrassing for him.

Do you think Aubrey fucked Ryan seacrest just like the Ho. Full circle moment for Benny B.

Chike is given a thanks for the Nevermind video. Anyone think chike and Aubrey may be linked and not Benny Boy.

Just ask Allie Silva the concert model how much clout she got after she was outed, surprise no one cared. She even deleted her account, please catalog model calm down. You doin pajamas ads is not impressive. Not a top model. Aubrey you are gonna need an official announcement from Benny boy that he loves you for any clout. The Ho and him got so much hate because she is racist annd vain and problematic, while also crazy. His fans didn’t want to see him as someone who would love someone like her. Anyways Chike is far more connected than our very private, everything is secret wannabe rockstar. Good to see Benny boy reading these, cannot wait to reveal who that real muse is. Make me a sinner am I right?

He is the in the twinflame rabbit hole. 11:11 twinflame number, they call it a runner and chaser dynamic and he is literally running in the new music video, his new logo is the letters mirroring one another and they say the twins mirror each other in the relationship. I did watch that program about the cult. We thought that was all Julianne’s thing. What’s next tarot cards?

NY is where he met his muse, that is why they filmed in NY. When he could have easily done that running in LA in the bushes where he did that lion tiktok to troll the trolls and he was flying to LA a few times while shooting the institute. Aubrey lives in LA. Does chike have a spot in NY? Confused why he was thanked, what did he do?

R41: You're overthinking it. NYC is where Christian and Chike live. They probably used one of their apartments for filming. It was budget. Ben and Aubrey wore their own clothing. The crew they used are based in NY. Chike could have been the PA on set. Plus Ben was filming in Halifax, Halifax to NYC 3 hours vs. Halifax to LA 10 hours.

Ben didn't start following Aubrey until after that weekend, so who knows? They have hung out a lot together since.

R42 Ben went to LA multiple times while he was working in Halifax, probably to get his Botox done. They did everything in one day in NY. Please keep up. You clearly don’t get it if you know what I know. You are missing all the Easter eggs. Coral debunked all the hanging out. Aubrey went to one show with chike and Ben and Cal. There was no proof she was at the tennis match and she never went to Halifax like someone claimed. Aubrey’s mom started following Ben ages ago when they shot the music video, he could have followed her then. You lot are so dense. This girl doesn’t have a big following, but they worked together in NY and she lives in NY and he is copying her Instagram posts in his promotion and music videos.

More importantly how pathetic he is begging the Americans to go to his show in a monkey costume.

Benny boy really thought those stunts with Julianne Hough wouldn’t affect his career or his money. Even after every paparazzi walk they did, his fans saying we don’t support this and him saying fuck you I’m going to stay with her in NY and call the paparazzi to document me leaving her house and also going all over the city for multiple days. Then that hike her mom posted with them and her dog was it. For years he knew these games were negatively affecting his reputation and he did it anyway. Now he can’t sell tickets or get a decent acting role to save his life. Remember he did this. To think he would ever listen to Julianne about how to manipulate media, she fails at most things including her marriage. If it wasn’t for her father paying for her Broadway gig and her brother propping her up on DWTS or Ryan seacrest even making her somewhat relevant. Without these men she has nothing to stand on. Here is Benny with empty seats and an empty wallet.

[Quote] it’s somewhere in between “double penetration” and “werewolf transformation”

😂😂😂

To the person trying to make Aubrey happen and saying someone on DL said she is wearing a wedding ring and she was in his merch video. Bitch where? No one said that, no proof once again just like she was in Canada with Ben bullshit. Are you the one who got the flowers darling Insta page taken down for trying to link them? The reaching is sad, back to the fan fiction over here.

Just like Peyton List I think Aubrey was a friends with benefits for a short time and then come fall he dropped her along with Allie when he went to Canada. Allie was also involved in summer so if he is in love with Aubrey then he was bringing another girl that looks exactly like her to a concert? No. The muse started her socials in September. It is not Aubrey, just like it isn’t Peyton even though for years Peyton went to his shows and went on trips like to the race track with him in Miami and went to Vegas with him. Like come on.

Does the O in this case stand for Oblong Turd? Because that’s what it looks like he is passing. A big one.

it IS Aubrey. her London posts have his arm in the shot.

That's really a "pushing out a big turd" face.

He looks like he’s in so much pain from singing the most incredible opera – why is it that hard for him to sing those little notes??

Welp I thought I had something, there were so many parallels.with this girl. We don’t know if the album is about Aubrey but they are together. Aubrey is in London meeting the family and clearly he is in love with her. JH is linked to a guy in the bachelor. Well irrelevancy is on the horizon for him as this will die with his career and his new love who doesn’t have a career with her failing interior designs and looks 15 with those bows and pajamas. Mediocre all around.

I had been following this one normie as well because she also posted things eerily similar to him. She would post first and then he would and it really did look like they were copying each other. Guess not . Aubrey got him

R53 between the Paul McCartney concert pics with Aubrey and his mom and aubrey’s Pinterest likes of engagement rings and merch ideas who knows. Benny was definitely copying normie so for Aubrey to reveal their relationship and not him makes him sus. I like normie better, she at least works. Looks like he settled for Aubrey maybe because she is unemployed and can follow him around. What he really wants is a fan club not a real relationship after all.

How embarrassing if Benny is just using Aubrey as a place holder and she leaked all this, as he hasn’t really claimed her, and then he drops her in the new year. How embarrassing for her. She is picking out engagement rings and he is trying to get the attention of other woman.

It's either a publicity stunt executed very badly or real and both are the worst at accepting that being a celebrity means your life is public and you have to embrace it even if you hate it.

It's not on this level but it kind of reminds me of when Kaley Cuoco and Henry Cavill were arranged together in order for the two of them to have their names in the media for a few weeks

I can't get over his face when he realizes he's on the big screen. The reaction is fear instead of Joy like hers

We weren't watching the same normie but it's very interesting that two different people where seemingly copying him and vice versa. My girl is his age, only recently started social media for her business and doesn't live in NY but also has a connection to working with him. He was copying her manner of speaking even. Like way too closely at one point. For a minute Hollie Bahar was even on my radar.

Poor Aubrey. She's too sweet like the hozier song and blocked tagging. Welcome to the jungle baby

At least one of you reproduced?

Benny just playing all the girlies. Do you think he made up that bit about the song being about anxiety so that none of them would catch on he was actually writing about a particular one, maybe JH we don’t know. That is why he keeps changing the meanings when it is obvious the song is about a relationship he can’t have. How unfortunate his player reputation resurfaced right before his world tour. What will the 12 year olds think? At 43, a bit pathetic is it not?

He could have just been using her like that girl who said he ghosted her after talking about music. He uses people for business purposes and tries to get people he works with to do free shit for him. Drops the ones that no longer serve him. NY normie has specifics that he took from her socials that is in the music and references very specific things, but i don’t want to out her because he is with Aubrey. Really it doesn’t matter now. This grave he is digging is deep. About time, JH must be loving it.

See that's the same with mine. She would post something and then he would almost shot for shot recreate it. I bet he's got a string of muses. And you're right it doesn't matter now

Those never mind lyrics are now really for those woman who thought Benny boy wasn’t in a full blow relationship with a woman who looks like a teenager. Aubrey really just ruined the dream for all those fan girls ready to spend their money for this tour. She knew eyes were on her. She has been irrelevant and silent for a year. Notice how he is still not claiming her. Just said thanks for running with me for free. Maybe the new song and album release on Jan 10th he can really make sure those concert seats are empty and hard launch his relationship instead of hiding her like a dirty secret he is ashamed of.

Can't wait to see how he spins not selling out anything in the US. Maybe a California date but most of those will be free tickets for friends and family and extended friends of extended family.

He always says he's focusing on his priorities but what exactly are they? Because if this is what happens when he focuses. My gawd what happens when he DOESN'T?!

Soho farmhouse anyone? So now we know he took her there. JH loves that place. Can’t wait to see where he takes her for new years. Engagement ring in hand, hope he looked at her Pinterest.

What a coward he has to be to let his girlfriend of a year tell the world they are together and he just can’t. Instead he posts old prerecorded videos while she tells everyone exactly what they have been doing. Paul McCarthy london trip with the parentals, soho house stay in the English countryside, cannot wait to see how tour implodes in a couple weeks.

R63 his priorities are using people for his own benefit. That is why him and JH were so close for so long. Even Aubrey clearly started this relationship with him using her expert interior design knowledge to redo his house. I can imagine for a discount. Then he figured out he could fuck the help and has been stringing her along because JH is flaunting being single on national television. I think all this London nonsense is so JH sees it or someone sees it. JH did reject him after all, three times. He wasn’t intelligent enough or have enough integrity and she has never been in love just loves being loved, her words. Won’t be surprised if Aubrey gets dumped in the new year as he will be so busy with being a professional musician. Or they are already engaged and he gonna get baby trapped soon enough, those type of woman are the worst. They usually take all your money. 18 years she can trap him right before he waddles into retirement age. The girlies he was dating overlapped with Aubrey so interesting she won the overseas trip. The model at the concert had a higher following anyway. More concert pics of him dumbfounded please, also can we throw tomatoes at the tour instead of the hearts. That would be far more interesting.

A thought: they spent a couple days in London doing tourist things and a couple days in soho farmhouse. Wouldn’t be surprised if Benny took the whole family to the farmhouse. He is a member of soho house and you can stay at all their properties, it’s like what you pay for to begin with. Use to be cool, now just pretentious and so five years ago. Not like a splurge and maybe Aubrey was the only one willing to ditch her family to follow him around. She seems very infantile. Aubrey is posting old pics, trying to keep her relevance. She knows we watch her, wouldn’t be surprised if she posted here. Benny knows all about this. She is screaming hey Benny does care about me when he literally has said nothing about this being a serious relationship. I think there has always been someone else that he wants and can’t have, that’s why he was also just friends with JH in people mag and now silence with Aubrey and all the music is literally about that. Aubrey is telling everyone she is redecorating with her and he is like yeah I’m just on my living room floor alone. Wouldn’t be surprised if he shipped her back to LA by now.

I would kill to know how sales are going

R76 the video of him at home was pre-recorded. He does that a lot. Records things saves them in his phone and post them later to throw off anybody who's trying to put together an accurate timeline

I bet it'll be the two of them making horrible faces while singing for Christmas on some duet this year

R70 That would really burn down the house lol

R69 yeah no shit, we know that. Benny if that is you stop or Aubrey please go get a life. Aubrey posts late as well, but she still confirmed they were together. The timeline always comes together, like Ben was at a concert with another girl while Aubrey was at a wedding. He be trying to find her replacement this whole time.