Trump says his rambling, incoherent vowel movements are actually a brilliant strategy called “The Weave”

The Weave?

Is that anything like The Hustle?

The only weave Trump has is that nest on his head.

New version: The Hustle - 2024!!

Trump is out of his f*cking mind.

As if he would 'like' have English professors as friends.

The two psychologists on Shrinking Trump have mentioned several times that Trump is away he has diminished rhetorical talents and is incorporating many explanations and diversions about that, in his "weave". He knows when he fucks up and mispronounces. That's why in this ramble he brags that he never mispronounces one word in 2 hours of weaving.

He IS weaving a discourse, he's not lying about that. But he's obliged to "weave" because he is now diminished cognitively, and can't construct a sustain a spoken sentence. Let along a long cogent utterance.

Trump is AWARE that...

Trump NEEDS a weave:

Actually, back in 2016 Trump was skilled at story telling (bullshitting), going off on tangents and weaving it together to make a point. He could be funny and he really knew how to work a crowd.

All of that ability is gone now. He just sounds crazy.

[quote]"And friends of mine who are like English professors say it's the most brilliant thing I've ever seen"

"Are they LIKE English professors, or are they English professors?" -- channeling my father in the 1980s

Aka The Combover

He thinks his speeches are like an episode of Seinfeld.

[quote] He IS weaving a discourse, he's not lying about that.

Making a mess of tangled thoughts is not the same as a weaving. Weaving is intentional and has a purpose.

He’s a linguist now, a regular Chomsky or McWhorter!

Sorta kinda like. Owe my goddd

I heard him make this "weave" claim and thought he's partially correct. He tends to ramble on and on, and will mention numerous idea fragments that are, at best, tangentially related (and 'tangential' is doing a lot of work there). The catch is that you have to be a news and/or political junkie to know what he's talking about, explaining about half of these rambling orations. The other half is just random and batshit crazy thoughts that pop into his head and out his mouth with no filter. I don't know how the MAGAts standing in the heat (since he can't afford indoor venues now) can comprehend what he's saying.

[quote] I don't know how the MAGAts standing in the heat (since he can't afford indoor venues now) can comprehend what he's saying.

They’re probably used to not understanding a lot of what people say to them. They just pick out what they like and ignore the rest

[quote]And friends of mine who are like English professors say it's the most brilliant thing I've ever seen.

They don't call him "Sir"?

Even if this were true, his campaign must know the intellectual capabilities of most of his rally attendees. Bit cruel on them or does he feel it mesmerises them?

[quote]I heard him make this "weave" claim and thought he's partially correct.

R15. He doesn't "weave" anything. He rambles and brings up a succession of unrelated topics. He thinks it makes sense or he knows that it doesn't. But he doesn't care. He thinks whatever he says matters and makes sense. It doesn't. He's an idiot. He rambles. He knows nothing. And whenever anyone calls him on it, he takes offense.

Trump ought to heed others' advice and criticism. But he never will because he narcissistic psychopath.

[quote] Trump NEEDS a heave, right off the nearest cliff.

There, fixed that for ya.

We call it early onset.

He’s gone back indoors after the shooting. It’s not that he can’t afford arenas. He never pays his bills, so they won’t rent to him

No. He's just crazy and can't finish a thought.

[quote]incoherent vowel movements

I imagine these are only slightly more incoherent than his bowel movements.

He needs to weave a basket on the psych ward.

Nobody wants to hear the incoherent demented stream of consciousness ramblings of anybody, let alone from a presidential candidate. At least the issue with Joe Biden was that his comments were sensible, even though they were more recently being delivered slowly.

R17 That is one of the most obnoxious things he says, among millions of others. They said to me "Sir, blah, blah blah." He should never have been president, no one had ever called him that in his life before and it thrilled him.

Living the Trump dream. Lavishing praise on himself all day, every day. Blowhard, lying old man.

Here's an example of Trump's brilliant "The Weave."

You cannot follow a coherent thought from start to finish.

^^Talk about cognitive decline.

"Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad."

[quote]I imagine these are only slightly more incoherent than his bowel movements.

Umm, excuse me. Mister Trump doesn't DO bowlel movements. He has no anus!

Did he think that up himself?

What R29 posted is especially horrific to imagine in the WH again.

In r29, I love how he compares himself to Lincoln and then goes on to say that he himself probably has it worse than any president because he got shots at. OK…

No, it happened because he deserved it.

He's such a dope.

If he ever had a brief encounter with someone- or even if they said something positive about him- he considers them a very, very good friend of his. "We get along great".

This could be exploited to his demise so easily. Some deranged person, could totally kiss his ass and then ambush him.

Look at cracker Dave Chappelle over here.

Imagine Trump being friends with an English professor

We need names to find that English professor and track him down.

Maybe he meant English hairdresser?

One of his "English professor friends" to another: "Yeah, I told him it was called the weave. And he bought it!"

Other prof: LMAO. Let's praise his "small diction" next and sees if he bites.

I believe the purpose of a "weave" is to bring a number of seemingly discordant elements together to make one salient point.

This guy couldn't do that if his life depended on it.

Hannibal Lechter and sharks and batteries and boats and Lincoln and Jefferson.

Oh my.

Or is it Lecter?

My demented mother in law blames all her issues on nonexistent phone and computer problems and knee pain. I guess if she'd been a narcissistic piece of shit she'd say she weaving brilliantly

I think his hair dresser is Wonkanian r43.

And yet this boob is neck-and-neck with a former prosecutor and U.S. senator who is articulate and actually capable to discussing things other than herself or her grievances.

And may still win.

How could that insane situation come to pass? Oh yeah, I remember now….

I disagree. Since the assassination attempt, he's grown and become presidental.

[quote]Van Jones, weeping

Not a pretty look, Van.

I wish someone would snatch Trump's weave.

“It Was a Setup,” “Could have been the parents” Trump tries to blame Gold Star families for the Arlington incident.

R54 wow that's a new low

Next Trump is gonna say the shits in his Diapers are Picasso Masterworks.

It's a Steve Bannon thing. He called it Flood The Zone With Shit. The idea is to just overwhelm the news feed with so much shit that people are too stunned to ask questions.

People need to give The Tan Suit Anniversary treatment to Trump. For instance the 4th is the Anniversary of Hurricane Dorian Path Made with a Sharpie because that asshole couldn't admit that he misspoke

R54 “After all I’ve done for them!”

Jeff Sharlett attended numerous Trump rallies and calls his method "The Call," "The Snake", and "The Bullet." It's all really just an old con artist trick from nineteenth century religious revivals.

Sharlett's "The Undertow: Scenes from a Slow Civil War" really gets into the weeds with these people.

His newest lie, about soaking collard greens in the tub, before he makes it is so ridiculous.

What the fuck is going on here?