I have a confession to make

What was it like being married to a succubus and having that large brood of kids?

DR. JILL. COME AND GET YOUR HUSBAND!

What are your bed and bath linens like? I'm assuming your bed linens tend to be more black and red in a satin type material or microfiber. Do you use sunscreen at all? How do female vampires handle their menstrual periods? How do you handle shaving and styling your hair if you can't see yourself in the mirror?

Is this a new tactic to appeal to undead voters, JD? I thought the Trump campaign had ongoing issues with "fraudulent voting by people who have died!" Now you're courting them? Flip-flop!

But do you look 250?

How are you here chatting with us in the daytime?

Liar!

Hit and run OP.

Punch and delete.

Especially egregious when they say “ask me anything.”

[quote] How are you here chatting with us in the daytime?

It’s nighttime somewhere.

Are you a Barnabas Collins-type vampire or an Angel-type vampire?

What is your favorite power?

Where do you keep your Oscar, Ms. Kidman?

Did you and Madonna hang out a lot as kids??

Didn't I used to babysit you?

Patti? Patti Lupone?

Have you ever shown any of your fellow GOP Congressmen your coffin?

Are you and Barnabas Collins frenemies?

You would have nothing in life without DL

Can you make me one?

Sizemeat verificata?

Answer the god-damned questions, you cunting snake!

Not a question but a statement; you suck!

[quote]I am a 300 yr old vampire. Ask me anything.

How long have you been an actor and why do you always pepper your sentences with Yiddish?

Will you ever re-marry Guy Ritchie?

What has changed the most in your 300 years of living?

Do you still wear the fashions of the 1800’s?

Not a clever thread-try harder.

Okay, Jack the Ripper & don't act like you don't know . . .

Are you still mad about all the cankle jokes?

How accurate was Buffy and Angel?

Does Melania know?

How were you able to suck all the humour out of R30 without sucking out any of the blood?

Out of all the political puppets you could have chosen to mentor, why JD Vance? He sucks more than you!

Are you also a scamp, a camp and a bit of a tramp?

OP = Rupert Murdoch.

WHY WON'T YOU DIE?????

Is pre-nuclear age blood 🩸 of a quality that you reminisce fondly about?

Are you Armie Hammer, oh wait that was cannibalism not vampire, never mind.

Favorite garlic dish?

How do you deal with your multiple sock puppet accounts as a vampire, OP? You obviously forget who you are from time to time. Jumping in and out of Ebonics, for example.

Is it true that Cher was your babysitter?

Why are vampires never fat?

So young.

R40 The morbidly obese are unlikely to survive a turning. We didn’t have to worry about this problem for centuries.

OP’s off her meds.

For about twenty years, R43.