Prince Harry set to launch his own online university as Duke of Sussex applies for trademark

The Dook of Sussex Yooniversitee welcomes new stoodents!

We're genuinely edging ever closer to Sussex steaks.

I'm writing up my syllabi even as I type!

If you need any pointers, please don't fail to consult us.

Welp, guess we know what college Barron Trump will be attending.

Next it will be late night informercials

Prince Harry presents HisRoyalHighness'sPillow! Like MyPillow, but even fancier!

Online university, jam, dog food, yoga mats, cooking shows. What can't this couple do!

[quote] Despite his scholastic shortcomings, the duke is part of a team creating its own "life-coaching" online university, as reported by The Mail.

[quote] Harry is third in command of the US coaching platform BetterUp and was appointed the company’s "chief impact officer" in March 2021 to focus on "preventative mental fitness". The Silicon Valley mental health firm offers counselling packages to companies across the globe and the chance to book time with the firm’s experts.

I'm picturing the course titles "So you had to march in your mothers widely televised funeral procession, and were never the same afterwards" "so your fathers marrying his former mistress and likes her more than you" "what to do if your grandmother gives your elder brother better titles than you" real transferrable life lessons for the general population.

This is just sad.

The World 🌎 Privacy Tour’s Jet doesn’t run on internet snark

How pathetic. This can't be true.

University For Kids Who Can't Read Good.

Would a degree in Whining be a B.A. or a B.S?

These two just get more and more ridiculous as every hour passes.

But after declaring it's Prince Harry's 'trademark' university the article says it's BetterUp online University.

It’s not a university university, silly.

It’s a “life-coaching” university.” You know, for really advanced life difficulties like dealing with entitled family members and protecting your family from paparazzi.

Harry will be teaching public relations.

Who is advising this guy? "BetterUp University??" "An online degree in Life coaching?"

Just reminded of the old adage about a fool and his money.

Mr. Harry Mountbatten-Windsor of Moneticito, CA, USA better pray that his family accepts him back in the fold, when all his money goes down the drain in schemes like this!

What did the Netflix exec say about him? Something about not having an original thought in his head...was that it?

Will there be a Medical School?

Good move!

Grab the money and run.

Or take a limo, like I do.

I doubt Harry is contributing money to this enterprise.

Harold will be the brainiac salesman who couldn't graduate high school without cheating. Sounds like a good fit.

Henry.

Their ability to leverage their awesome level of fame into ridiculous, money losing ventures is the only interesting thing about them. What brain trust hatched this stupid scheme?

I thought it was an Onion headline.

It’s a University that only holds graduations and gives out Honorary Doctorate Degrees. Everyone is a Doctor but there’s no buildings or classes or teachers. Just awards and degrees and ceremonies.

Further, every Doctor will get barrels of money for just being the bestest.

Graduation University 👩🏼‍🎓 👨‍🎓 🧑‍🎓

Oprah's Book Club™️ endorses this university!

I wonder if any of their credits will be transferable to McDonald’s Hamburger University!?

I'm interested in the qualifications an spplicant to Harold's university might need.

Cheating in art, a D in geography, r31?

$$$$, R31.

His name is not Harold. It’s Henry.

Hasn't this already been done?

R34, Dimwit apparently revealed in his book that William's nickname for him was Harold. It was a joke and was immediately adopted by DLers.

The company he works for is launching an on-line life coaching program and Harry will be a figurehead. But the ridiculousness of that is not enough, so it has to be Harry is opening a school.

Me SMART!

Who knows, maybe they’ll go into outer space 🚀

On one of those Boeings hopefully, r39.