The OFFICIAL Tim Walz DUI Poll
Tell if Tim’s DUI (pronounced “Dewie”) will dissuade you from voting for the He-man. We anticipate major media outlets will skim this thread as proof that the gays make THE strongest predictions about societal change, culture, politics, beliefs, values, and much much more.
Before you vote, please note that may be your only opportunity to tell the media what you think of them and how well they’re doing at coverage this final chapter in American history, as we stand at the crossroads of history.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 31, 2024 7:24 AM
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Thread CLOSED, thanks DL, for your shit server, fuckers.
All this to say, your remaining choices sound like, “I’ve had 40 Dewies too so fuck off” to “He’s cooler with a Dewie” to “He’s very punk rock so he has my vote” to “I’ll vote for anything or anyone not in a diaper and heels”.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 31, 2024 6:29 AM
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I saw him jaywalking once and I crumpled into a fetal position and sobbed. The idea that he'd be a heartbeat away from President is just...
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 31, 2024 7:24 AM
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