“Babygirl” review is in- Nicole Kidman gets naked many times while Harris Dickinson is only ever shirtless

I'm not thrilled with the title.

Gross. Who wants to see that old slag naked.

No thanks.

A sexagenarian determined to prove she's still got it.

Problem is, she never had it. Was only cute for awhile in her youth before being botched.

Her performance is being praised

So: first 35-ish Zac Efron as a love interest, and now 25-ish Harris Dickinson. Can we assume her next onscreen lover is presently in vitro?

Zac Efron will be 37 this year

Hard pass.

Nicole looks ageless. Also…corpse-like.

Also, no cock?

Ugh. It isn’t a porn.

R9. As one of Nicole’s PR army, does it pay well?

That kind of side-gig sounds fun.

Variety

Straddling the identities of mother, boss, defiant adulterer, and trembling sexual supplicant, Kidman is like a walking mood ring.

So Harris never gets naked with this fine lady?

Probably couldn’t get it up.

FAG!

Here's the trailer.

Nicole is really doing all she can to stay in the public eye. It's disappointing that she undresses more than the man. Talk about terrible marketing. Not sure of audience dying to see Nicole Kidman naked again. I don't know how she has any kind of family life with the relentless parade of TV or film projects!

R4 thumbnail looks like a Barbie.

Agreed r15.

Also, GIVE IT A REST, Nicole! I personally am fucking sick of seeing her everywhere in every goddamn thing. It's enough already, let some other actresses have some roles FFS.

R15 anyone going to see a movie like this will most likely not care to see him naked. On top of that, you were born in 2005 and clearly know nothing about films when you think dick would have been shown regardless. It would be ass shots.

On top of that, you mentioned him not being able to get hard. An actor isn’t supposed to get hard. This is a film. Not porn. You don’t know they don’t actually have sex?

R14, THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING TRAILER. Are you seriously stupid enough to fall for one of these silly fan-made trailers? If it wasn't posted on YouTube by the studio itself, it's almost certainly a fake with zero real footage.

Here’s his hairy bussy.

I read a recent interview with the director who was extolling the virtues sex on film, female-empowering European film nudity, and she delivers this dickless CGI-enhanced mess.?

Girlfriend.

Nicole Kidman is the queen of doing really insulting female roles as “artist validation”

Ridiculous movies like Birth, Fur and this

Stanley Kubrick got her number perfectly when he cast her in Eyes Wide Shut

Hoping she wins the Volpi for this from Huppert's jury so all the bitter old queens here can seethe. because you know, she's in EVERYTHING. Absolutely EVERYTHING.

I thought horny Harris would have the goods out again for another celluloid airing.

Does Nic show her minge as well as those hoisted-up hooters that had all the boys glued to Big Little Lies?

I forgot she was in Fur. I remember that movie being one of the movies that brought RDJ back into the serious film business.

She don’t love herself dot gif.

She had to get naked a lot to distract everyone from her disturbingly simian face.

New York Times.

Who asked for this???

I want names!

For those who want to watch 45 minutes of Nicole at the Venice Film Festival.

What a puker!

R28 I guess that means full beaver and ass as well! This movie should make a killing from masses of young men.

R32

Beaver? Taking me back to my Dad’s Penthouse Forum days.

I imagine fucking Nicole Kidman would be along the lines of the scene in Wuthering Heights with Tom Hardy fucking his wife (who he hated) like a robot with her enduring it and saying "don't look at me. don't look at me" and -1,000% amount of passion.

She must like looking at herself naked.

Does she like having nice tits?

Did you see Halina's last film Bodies Bodies Bodies?

Who?

R2 = Tammy Cruise!

I saw Aquaman 2 on a plane recently and I wasn't sure if it was Nicole in that movie or some scary AI version of Nicole

Nobody wants to see this old hag naked.

R41 speak for yourself only!

If Nic doesn't want Harris, chuck him my way thanks.

Why would you bother casting a hottie like Dickson then not get him naked for this movie? Shame!

Poor Dickson, having to deal with Kidman’s old ‘triangle of sadness’ so much for this movie.

Who is the audience for this movie? Seems like it would mostly be women.

I read it’s unlikely to get her an Oscar nomination due to too much snatch.

[quote] Who is the audience for this movie?

The same people who went to see Birth and Fur

Birth domestic box office: $5 million

Fur domestic box office: $223,000

Vanity Fair

She seems to be in a new movie every month. Why does she get So. Much. Work. It’s ridiculous. Like there no one else?!

[quote]She seems to be in a new flop every month.

Fixed.

She just won an award for her performance

I had no idea her mother just passed

I wonder how an erotic thriller will perform with audiences used to bring able to access porn within seconds from their home computers. This isn't the late-70s / early 90s period, when an abundance of films in this genre were made. There's a reason why they stopped, though: softcore pornography can't compete with the real thing.

Still, I imagine that women in early senectitude who have deluded themselves into believing that they're sexy and can compete with girls who could easily be their granddaughters, will lap this up (and Madonna will probably be the first in line, followed by the ridiculous women who found 50 Shades of Grey a thrilling book). Nicole looks ridiculous trying to convince us that her waxy, stiff, mortuary physique is sexually appealing in any way. Cover up and stop trying to play doctor with the kiddies, grandma!

^^^. All those words could be replaced with “Fraus are the only audience for this tripe.”

I don’t believe it was her mom that passed. I believe she was attending services mourning her original face.

R56. You bitch!

Also, may I buy you a cocktail?

Her original face died 30 years ago. But she’s been in denial until recently when she finally stopped claiming to be “all natural.”

Where are her tits? We need pix.

Screencap of her getting fucked in the film. This is just horrifying.

R60 that's her movie with horny Zac Efron

“Babygirl”?? This should be called GrannyPorn.

Whoever chooses the photos at Variety REALLY does not like her.

Nicole's true ambition must be to get as many cover stories on Australian trash mags as possible. No doubt there will be "reports" about Keef's jealousy re the sex scenes.

[quote]Nicole's true ambition must be to get as many cover stories on Australian trash mags as possible

Trash Mag Slag

Has she had a jaw implant?

Busy actress, she must be high functioning. But I get a weird feeling like that she’s emotionally disturbed. Totally insane.

Babygirl will be a Giantflop.

The poster is here

We won't get exactly what we want.. full frontal cock!

R69 I want a good movie.

Are they marketing it as a children’s film?

Who is the babygirl?

Why is this bitch so thirsty for attention? Can't she go away and enjoy her millions? Nobody wants to see 58 YO female nudity on someone built like a blade of grass.

How about a 60 year old with odd nipples?

Please tell me NK is not the titular Babygirl?

Maybe she's not with her family because her daughters are teenagers. God help them if they are beautiful.

Is Keith Urban “babygirl”?

Xan Brooks of The Guardian stated, "for all its excited carnality and seesawing power struggles, the film’s thrills feel machine-tooled and vacuum-packed. Babygirl rolls off the track looking almost as neat and anonymous as a box from Tensile’s upstate delivery warehouse." However, he commended Kidman's "bright, bold performance" as it "carries a top-note of distress, as though she is not entirely convinced by everything she’s signed up for."

Samuel (Harris Dickinson) breaks down the defenses of Romy (Kidman), notably in a scene where people from the office are having cocktails after work and he sends her over a drink … of milk. He’s saying, “You’re my baby girl.” And when she drinks it down, she’s saying, “Yes I am.”

Nicole is fucking unwatchable.

There’s nothing new with Nicole. Still going nude because “the character demands it.” This will flop.

R80 ummmm if a role calls for nudity you take the role knowing you will be doing nudity or you don’t take the role because you don’t wanna do nudity.

More like botoxgirl, amirite?

[quote] There’s nothing new with Nicole.

Some of her face is new.

R83, all of her face is new.