Emmerdale

Changed days from when the talk at the Woolpack Inn was about sheep rustling.

That Kim Tate is a right bugger!

This should be fun ....

Horny Twink Arthur decides to flirt with John, then later tells April a lie that he and John had sex.

Arthur's mother, Lauren, overhears this and goes off on John in the Woolpack.

It’s a continuing drama/ soap. You can’t watch the whole thing. It’s been on the air for decades.

R4 was for OP, of course.

I'd suck Tom King off in a heartbeat

Arthur flirting with John was hilarious.

I laughed when April chided Arthur reminding him that John's with Aaron. Arthur dismissed April, calling Aaron "a miserable git." He thinks John deserves some fun, and considered his flirting a success because he was able to make John smile.

John should give our village twink what he wants and throw Arthur in the back of his van and pound his ass.

*miserable FAT git

I've never watched it, but I am aware of Danny Miller who used to be in it. I'd bum him into next week.

Danny Miller hasn't looked like that for years.