The Face No Longer Looks Human-Adjacent

Lower half of her face is starting to remind me of Sarah Lancashire. Or maybe Alison Moyet.

[quote] Or maybe Alison Moyet.

Only you think that.

R1 it reminds me of John Lithgow

r2 That better be a reference to one of her numerous fantastic songs, bitch. Because I know you did NOT just come at me out of nowhere, just as I'm preparing to go to bed.

Does she get nude in this raunchy new movie?

Why do fillers make the entire face so huge? She cannot think that looks good--perhaps it needs to settle down. Ew.

r4 Seek help

She looks like a Campbell's Soup kid.

"Give me the Ron Perlman!"

She doesn't look pretty anymore.

Oh God

She looks like Emma Frost in a Morrison-era X-Men where everyone was drawn really badly

She's headed toward Faye Dunaway territory.

God dammit. Her face had finally recovered after the bad work she had done around the time of Rabbit Hole. Now she’s back to square one.

Adele?

[quote] That better be a reference to one of her numerous fantastic songs, bitch.

R4, if you knew her “numerous fantastic songs” you’d know it was a reference to one of them.

Imagine waking up to that face without makeup at 3am. Yikes.

Her goal is to achieve at least a fraction of Keith Urban's femininity.

R16. No thanks

"Babygirl" is the name of the new movie. How fitting, given she thinks she's still in her 20s.

And that is one UGLY dress (in my opinion).

Things still have to settle.

Hotter than ever!

Is she a moon?

her face actually looks like one of those caricature drawings you get at the fair...all exaggerated and larger than life.

I hope I don't go down this road when I reach my 30s.

Good Lord, her face is going to blow at any moment like the Hindenburg. Oh, the humanity!

Nicole is just proving everyone's presumption that she's always had a swelled head.

I'm surprised her husband can still sing. His vocal chords have to show damage from screaming at the sight of her without the wig and makeup.

More chemicals than a McDonalds chicken nugget.

Doesn't she still play roles where she's the mother of young children?

Stunning!

Here's a picture without makeup.

Baby girl…erotic….Nicole Kidman.

Pick the odd one out.

How is this old wax figure still a thing. Everytime I see her on screen, I think of the many, many actresses who could have done the role properly.

Melon head on a celery neck!

Did she have her lower ribs removed to achieve that small-waisted look? I read they used to do that in the old days -- maybe it's back.

It wasn't beautiful in its native form....

I want to know her annual budget for cosmetic maintenance.

She was cute. Like a young Melanie Griffith.

Her looks peaker in Eyes Wide Shut. It was all downhill after that.

I actually saw video of her in the red carpet instead of just pictures. I thought her face had settled some. It didn’t look as crazed as it has been. I think it US settling kids. And the dress is Schiaparelli.

^US = IS

How about this Nicole Kidman?

She looked fetching...and dare I say HEALTHY here.

This was ca. 2005.

Her reviews for Babygirl are fantastic. There are plenty of other pics of Kidman in Venice showing her looking great. Anyone getting photographed 100's of times on the red carpet is going to have a few awful, unflattering shots. Do you vicious queens really care what Kidman'e face looks like? It's not like any of you are or were ever going to fuck her. Lord, the handwringing here is hysterical. Nasty bitches.

Got a Barbara Eden thing going on here (2017)

Kidman can't touch Barbara Eden heights! Eden was a descendant of Benjamin Franklin!

R6 it’s because the filler stretches the skin and you need to add more and more. It’s a vicious circle. She going the Madonna route. Trying to not have one wrinkle is not natural and that face proves it

She’s gone

r46 that makes complete sense and I wonder if these people who do this to their face know that going into that type of procedure. Maybe if they knew that, they wouldn't start in the first place.

No, bitch. You've gone too far.

To see her in living color is frightening @ r39. She looks vampiric.

But she’s not there

All the squirrels 🐿️ are starting a bit early to save up for winter

The Final Bride of Murdoch

At some point, she became very pale, much like Michael Jackson. I think she started skin bleaching, because in her earlier (acting) years, she had a normal complexion with freckles.

Eventually she went with the white-white coloring, which is extremely unusual for most Aussie women. And most definitely got a nose job earlier on as her younger visage featured a full, flared nostril nose (it wasn't unattractive at all, by any means).

She's been undergoing so many cosmetic procedures for decades now. I hope she doesn't end up in Marlo Thomas territory.

Her metamorphosis into Rumer Willis is complete.

Is she descended from convicts?

Nicole looks great. I'm getting inspiration from her for my next cosmetic procedure.

What you girls don't understand is that inside of me there is an emaciated person just screaming to get out.

She looks surprised and refreshed

She's now younger than her daughters.

Joan Sutherland.

For everyone saying that her face still needs to ‘settle’, if you know this is the case then why wouldn’t you get the fillers done early enough so you don’t look like a wasp attack victim on the red carpet?

Professional athletes who dope understand that you need time for the shit to get out of your system before show time, so why doesn’t Nicole?

I like the two tone corset dress. Quite weird and fetishy. Goes with her $99 Chinese Silicon CrossGender Mask

She looked better in other photos in Venice, especially the ones in the black dress. But she is clearly on the way to looking alien. It is a pity as, unlike many, i think she is a very good actress. If she continues she may find herself out of many roles and she seems to be workaholic.

Maybe it's me not being a brilliant judge of women's looks but I think she looks fantastic in the video at R39

you *would* r64...

She looks good here.

How has she been keeping her hair straight all these years? Is it a chemical process? Like the picture up thread, she used to have kinky red hair and it's been straight and various colors for decades now. You'd think her natural hair would be ruined from all this.

Is she gearing up to play Jay Leno?

She's starting to look like Rumer Willis to me.

I saw the first part of some movie recently with her and Matt Bomer. Both were so weird looking I had to change channels.

OMG! She looks like a round of cheese with hair on it.

Don't Go R2.

Her hair is mostly likely destroyed by years of processing and likely has the texture of cotton candy now. God only knows how many of these celebrities look like at home. Probably something similar to the characters in Death Becomes Her.

[quote]Does she get nude in this raunchy new movie?

Try and stop her.

[quote] More chemicals than a McDonalds chicken nugget.

And just as healthy!

Is she coked up at r39? She's obviously on ozempic to have a waist almost the same size as her jaw. Corsets can only do so much.

R53, she had her freckles lasered off for Portrait of a Lady.

Here she is from a different angle. She has become a caricature.

The past is future.

Her chin looks fine to me. Its her cheeks.. That first photo is just because she was in the middle of moving her mouth or talking-

But the cheeks are really overfilled- which she has not done before.

The amount of endless fillers/botox/resurfacing she has is astounding to me.

Dear fucking god.

Apparently Guy Fieri goes to the same plastic surgeon

Her stunning green eyes are her best asset. Then her beautiful red hair (rip). At least she can't fuck up the eyes with fillers.

He has as many wigs & wears as much makeup as she does, R27.

He’s a lovely person, or at minimum, was, the evening I attended a social gathering & saw the makeup & wiglet up close.

The photo used by OP gives Habsburg vibes due to the angle, lighting, & facial expression. Every celebrity who is photographed often has thousands of shitty photos taken of them. This is one of them for Kidman.

I couldn't even watch her in Being The Ricardos. I don't know if that was her real face or what. Then I tried to watch A Family Affair but that was too jarring. One thing about fillers, you have to keep inflating your face, otherwise it deflates and it looks like your skin is melting.

At least she's internalized the message that an actress should never mess with her face.

She’s gone AI

r61 How the hell would we know?

Don't listen to these haters, Nicole. I think you look gorgeous!!!

Her arms/hands show much she's aged.

Congratulations Nicole, you now look fat - the very opposite look people seeking plastic surgery tend to want.

I guess she'd had everything else plumped.

She's a giant fat hog!

She’s positively holographic

Pesky red-carpet interviewer: "Nicole! Nicole! Why the fear of natural aging?"

Her face looks transplanted.

Face Off 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Nicole Kidman and Morris the Cat swap faces via a face transplant. Coming soon to DVD!

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Madonna 2.0

Bitch stole my act.

Make me look like Rumer Willis! PLEASE!

Is r54 = r69 = r98?

How naked does Harris Dickinson get in this movie?

That's all I care about.

Please tell us. What is the age of this MILF character that Nicole, 57, plays in this glossy smut? Does the character have 2 pre teen children, as usual for Nicole?

Not only that, but she has a 22-year-old SISTER!

She could have a 22-year-old granddaughter at this point.

She and I are the same age and not a single woman I went to high school or college with looks anything remotely like that. So bizarre that she can’t allow herself to age graciously

At this rate I almost want her to just retire. What kind of roles will she be able to secure if this fuckery continues? She'll corner herself into starring in a Jocelyn Wildenstein biopic.

There's always the facial skin/neck skin contrast. It undermines the illusion, and with this dress she couldn't have worn a long scarf.

She and Adjani look frozen in time, conserved, but there's something too "off" about their looks to project the image of youthfulness and vitality they're trying to achieve.

The face is not great, but she also looks alarmingly thin to me. I know she's always been a slim woman, but she looks gaunt here. She is almost 6 feet tall and I'd guess she can't be over 120 pounds based on these photos. The face is so big that it looks like the weight of her head could cause her body to topple over at any second.

At least she doesn’t look like Jane Fonda yet.

Fonda looks older but currently better than Kidman and Adjani.

[quote]R44 Got a Barbara Eden thing going on here

To me, she looks like Rita whatshername, there… the one married to Tom Hanks.

She looks worse, r108.

That photo at r107 is the scariest of the lot.

She has an egg-shaped head. It's enormous. Tammy probably got off on her alien-like massive forehead.

When she does her contractual press junkets, her latest "work" is always the elephant in the room.

How much do the people at Variety really fucking hate her to use the photo at OP?

Must be a hell of a lot.

I think Fonda looks worse:

Scroll down a little for the before:

No, R99.

Two other posters saw the obvious and posted after I did.

Do you think you get credit here for acting like a toddler and expecting a cookie because you recognized similar things?

No, R99. No cookie for you.

Kind of odd that she worked hard for years to establish herself as a serious actress and to appear poised and cultured, picking roles in 'cerebral' films such as Jonathan Glazer's "Birth" and Park Chan-Wook's "Stoker," only to now attempt to erase any trace of life experience, spirit, and character from her face. For what, exactly? So she can look like a walking, talking, life-size chemical peel.

The chin plant is due to Nicole being predisposed to a double chin inspire of her severe slimness.

Cosmetic surgery has never really worked for her, apart from her initial rhinoplasty on her 20s.

But when Cruise left her she immediately went nuts with the Botox.!

R117 that is the most tragic thing about it to me—the fact that she’s totally caved to the pressures of vanity at the expense of the craft. What makes it especially tragic is that she is a fantastic fucking actress who by and large chooses interesting, intelligent material.

The way her facial features are disappearing into the middle of her face remind me of Charlie Kirk or Elon Musk. Not a good look.

Rocky from the Mask

R119 Some actresses are more predisposed to hacking up their faces. Really the most beautiful ones who had happening, successful careers when they were younger. When you look like Kidman, I can imagine it’s impossible to give up the Botox and fillers. We’re not talking some ugly character actress here. I agree she’s an incredible actress, and works constantly, but her output has mixed results. I think she still picks roles where she can still pass for someone in their early to mid forties, but she won’t be able to pull it off much longer as she approaches 60. The pic at r107 is horrendous, but I’m sure she doesn’t see it as such. I don’t begrudge any aging beautiful actress some facial maintenance. It’s knowing when less is more that’s crucial.

If her face gets any larger, the center of gravity will refocus.

moisturize me

These photos look manipulated.

Check out the length of her ears/earlobes. No way does Kidman have ears like this.

Ears grow until you die, R125. They aren’t “manipulated photos.” She has had so much work done.

Circus portrait @r107, egads!

R123 lmao

I think she should cover up her five-head, but she probably wants to show off the results of the Botox. Almost no one looks good in that tightly pulled back hair.

She’s so full of shit claiming she’s never had anything done. I wish someone would interview her and show pictures of her ever morphing face next to her original face and ask her how it happened since it apparently wasn’t from a doctor…

Looks like someone finally stabbed her portrait in the attic.

Alien actress

Jolie has probably had as much work done, but on the whole it has been better than Kidman's.

People have been talking about her oversized earlobes for a while.

Facelifts affect ears.

Alien actor

Does she really claim not to have had any work done? That’s ridiculous.

[quote]R122 When you look like Kidman, I can imagine it’s impossible to give up the Botox and fillers. We’re not talking some ugly character actress here.

I was thinking the same thing. When you’re used to walking through life like THIS… of course you scramble when it starts to slip.

Her denial.

The image @ R107 is HORRIFYING.

She needs to eat something and stop whatever she's doing to her face. She's a fantastic actress but she's gone nuts.

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She does ads for Chemist Warehouse R138. She's not an actress.

[quote]For everyone saying that her face still needs to ‘settle’, if you know this is the case then why wouldn’t you get the fillers done early enough so you don’t look like a wasp attack victim on the red carpet?

That's what I told her!

Holy fuck R140. Both of them look terrible. Don't they have anyone who gives it to them straight? No friends?

Tom's bloated visage has settled down considerably since those photos, but I'm still shocked that a man who is so concerned about his image showed up in public looking like that.

What is going on with Nicole? For the last several years she’s done several projects which center around her relationship with a significantly younger man.

R143 she’s desperate to be seen as young, beautiful, sexy and desirable. It’s all that matters to her (at almost 60)

Wow, r138. Now we know what Nicole would look like at her current age, without all the help. Sister is younger by 6 years too.

Nicole was always the beauty of the family, though

R107, in the world of eating disorders, this particular look you describe is referred to as bobble doll head or lollipop head.

Kidman is alarmingly thin, & that’s something most of us can agree on.

Another actress who showed up to the film festival who also looks very thin is Jolie.

Jolie has managed to maintain her face quite well, & is still stunningly gorgeous, however, there’s a pic of her at the event, where she is photographed wearing a faux mink stole draping her upper arms & the edge of her shoulders in which she looks sickly.

I genuinely wonder how women this thin stand up or move around without eventually fainting. I’m honestly not attempting to shame either one of them, as I am a fan of both, however, I wonder if people close to them point out to them how thin & malnourished they appear? The kids & the husband? Do they say something or attempt an intervention? I understand AJ must have been sick with worry regarding her son’s recent accident, but you cannot be there for your kids if you’re not eating, & eventually, one’s heart can literally stop beating if there’s not enough food being consumed.

I wish both of them well, & I hope they’re both around for a very long time. 🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼

Jolie "eats" opiates.

A lot of these (supposedly highly advanced) procedures only really highlight the person's age because of how unnaturally smooth and pulled they look. The "work" ends up being the only thing you notice.

To maintain their schefules and thinness, both Kidman and certainly Jolie would be on some kind of opiates. Medical grade.

I had no idea opiates work as an appetite suppressant, R150.

Interesting.

Most drugs are appetite suppressants. Weed is known to make people binge eat but it never had that effect on me. I know plenty of skinny stoners.

R140 aren’t Botox fillers nothing more than disembodied thetans?

Botox and fillers have opiates in them. Which is why the victims crave more and more, losing all inhibition.

I sprinkle my opiates over my nightly bowl of Fruity Pebbles.

I'm watching her in this new Netflix show she's in (The Perfect Couple) and man oh man is she ever plastic looking, to the extent that she can barely emote during her scenes. It's very apparent that she's gone overboard.

I was surprised see Isabelle Adjani in this. She's also firmly in J. Wildenstein territory.

She's also clearly had a brow transplant. When you see her in living colour it's obvious. Looks ridiculous, she seems to think that she can pull off the unruly brows of a Gen Z.

Just like that other tasteful ho, Chrissy Teigen/Taygun/Tiegun, r157.

Adjani is freakish looking. Nicole looks normal by comparison.

Sounds like this movie focuses on her crotch, so there's that.

She looks startled 😮 but well rested 😴

The poster(s) who said she looks like a caricature were NOT kidding... looks exactly like those sketches you get for $25 at the amusement park, or on the sidewalk of a tacky tourist trap area. Lol

I hate those caricatures, r162. It's usually a bad sign if a business includes one of those drawings of the owner in advertising (or any) material.

Kidman certainly looks like one, though.

[quote] she’s desperate to be seen as young, beautiful, sexy and desirable. It’s all that matters to her (at almost 60)

Simply pathetic.