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joe locke debuts garbage american accent in agatha all along trailer

dl, what other british actors have delivered šŸ—‘ļø american accents?

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by Anonymousreply 289October 16, 2024 4:19 AM

WTF are you droning on about, dipshit?

by Anonymousreply 1August 29, 2024 6:12 PM

He's 21 years old. Let's not compare him to Streep. I didn't think it was that bad.

by Anonymousreply 2August 29, 2024 6:14 PM

Enough with the Marvel crap. Ugh

by Anonymousreply 3August 29, 2024 6:16 PM

Coming up, OP debuts capitalization.

by Anonymousreply 4August 29, 2024 6:20 PM

We discussed the trailer in one of the numerous Agatha threads when it came out, OP.

by Anonymousreply 5August 29, 2024 6:23 PM

Great. The Heartstopper lunatics are back.

by Anonymousreply 6August 29, 2024 6:25 PM

Hugh Laurieā€™s yankcent is utter garbage.

by Anonymousreply 7August 29, 2024 6:29 PM

HAHTSTOPPAH

by Anonymousreply 8August 29, 2024 6:29 PM

R2 there are a lot of younger actors that can pull off accents - this is a bs excuse

R5 this is a new one, retard

by Anonymousreply 9August 29, 2024 6:40 PM

OP, show us on the doll where the charming young geeky successful fashion it boy gay actor with a decent basket hurt you.

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by Anonymousreply 10August 29, 2024 6:50 PM

a fashion it boy with no fashion campaigns who goes viral for being ugly & looking like a vape

u learn something new every day

by Anonymousreply 11August 29, 2024 7:03 PM

I love it when ugly bitter bottom-feeding low-IQ gay ignoramuses get frustrated and angry because they can't fathom the logic of the it boy zeitgeist

by Anonymousreply 12August 29, 2024 7:10 PM

dumbo isn't even the it boy out of the heartshitter cast

by Anonymousreply 13August 29, 2024 7:14 PM

Locke clearly is the it boy

by Anonymousreply 14August 29, 2024 7:15 PM

one day later

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by Anonymousreply 15August 30, 2024 12:28 PM

Ugly, ugly and boring.

by Anonymousreply 16August 30, 2024 12:52 PM

Iā€™m rooting for Joe, but that accent is awful.

by Anonymousreply 17August 30, 2024 12:58 PM

Joseph Quin's accent was fine in Stranger Things

Henry Cavill had a decent accent while playing Superman

Andrew Lincoln in Walking Dead

Gary Oldman, Millie Bobby Brown, Cate Blanchet, Andrew Garfield, Kate Winslet, Daniel Day Louis have all played Americans convincingly.

by Anonymousreply 18September 1, 2024 10:19 PM

Have heard that Idris Alba's accent is decent.

by Anonymousreply 19September 1, 2024 10:20 PM

Another one is Chiwetel Ejiofor.

by Anonymousreply 20September 1, 2024 10:21 PM

Joe Locke isn't even a household name in his own home.

These threads are just the rantings of a middle-aged, mentally ill woman.

by Anonymousreply 21September 1, 2024 10:23 PM

Tom Hardy & Christian Bale.

by Anonymousreply 22September 1, 2024 10:25 PM

He sounds fine.

by Anonymousreply 23September 1, 2024 11:50 PM

His accent seems okay to me, but the Agatha show looks very cheesy.

by Anonymousreply 24September 2, 2024 5:55 AM

I'm not American and couldn't judge the authenticity of an accent if my life depended on it, but I've always wondered about Benedict Cumberbatch's accent in The Power of the Dog. Americans, is it any good?

by Anonymousreply 25September 2, 2024 6:23 AM

The accent thing is interesting. To make it big in Hollywood or Streaming, many British, Irish, Australian and Kiwi actors need to be able to do an American accent somewhat convincingly. Even the better ones slip up all the time. A good example is when Andrew Lincoln in TWD always trips on the rhotic R transition and says Coral for Carl. Itā€™s killed some actors careers dead in the water because ā€˜doing the accentā€™ gets in the way of their acting. An example is Jai Courtney who is a much better actor in his native Oz accent compared to when heā€™s playing a wooden American. The accent isnā€™t terrible, but he canā€™t walk and chew gum. Liam Neeson is the one who annoys me the most. The accent is ok, but he comes across unnatural like heā€™s narrating. He doesnā€™t sound as stilted in his native accent like in the recent ā€˜In the Land of Saints and Sinnersā€™.

Itā€™s definitely a great skill, and the UK seems to have more resources for coaching accents. When an American does an accent, itā€™s considered a novelty more than a necessity. Thatā€™s a shame because it would be well respected if they could nail one of the UK accents. What many Americans donā€™t realise is the large number or UK regional accents. When you watch something like Game of Thrones for example, there will be several accents within the same family. Itā€™s the equivalent of a a family being presented with different members sounding like theyā€™re from the Midwest, South and New England.

by Anonymousreply 26September 2, 2024 7:14 AM

R25 His accent is ok, but I find it easy to tell he is a Brit because of the rhythm of his speaking, if that makes sense.

by Anonymousreply 27September 2, 2024 7:52 AM

Another shitty MCU show - how could anyone be surprised at this point?

by Anonymousreply 28September 2, 2024 9:09 AM

Cate Blanchett is not British R18.

by Anonymousreply 29September 2, 2024 9:48 AM

R26 well, I mean, that is also what trips up UK actors a lot too. There are about a million regional US accents, many Brit actors can nail a broad generic mid-Atlantic one (which doesnā€™t really exist in real life outside of film) but not a specific regional one. The one exception I can think of is Kate Winslet in MARE OF EASTTOWN.

by Anonymousreply 30September 2, 2024 9:59 AM

You seem to know better, but a mid-Atlantic accent is neither "broad" nor "generic".

by Anonymousreply 31September 2, 2024 10:57 AM

On the other hand, American actors think everyone in the UK speaks like Princess Margaret.

by Anonymousreply 32September 2, 2024 12:15 PM

Sounds fine, OP. I'm from Connecticut - he sounds like my family.

by Anonymousreply 33September 2, 2024 12:18 PM

R29 Thanks yes, I remembered. She does do an amazing American accent though.

by Anonymousreply 34September 2, 2024 12:34 PM

the jealousy Joe inspires is truly insane

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by Anonymousreply 35September 7, 2024 3:04 PM

If anything he sounds like he a Canadian from Ontario rather than an American.

by Anonymousreply 36September 7, 2024 3:41 PM

Who was the actor who played Isaac on Teen Wolf? I didn't know he was English. I just thought he had an odd cadence to his American speech.

Oh, yeah, Daniel Sharman.

by Anonymousreply 37September 7, 2024 3:44 PM

OP, based on what's heard in this trailer, his American accent sounds perfectly fine to me. Can you give examples of some things he says in the trailer that make you feel otherwise?

[quote]If anything he sounds like he a Canadian from Ontario rather than an American.

Oh, please!!! As if you're qualified to judge that.

by Anonymousreply 38September 7, 2024 3:50 PM

R35 Just imagine if he were actually attractive!

by Anonymousreply 39September 7, 2024 3:52 PM

It sounds passable, but a bit robotic, wobbly. I think it was computer-enhanced.

by Anonymousreply 40September 7, 2024 3:52 PM

R40, I'm sure you have no idea what you're talking about, as is the case with so many others posting here on this subject.

by Anonymousreply 41September 7, 2024 4:31 PM

r39 he is. very

by Anonymousreply 42September 7, 2024 6:02 PM

R42 Nice imagination, but no.

by Anonymousreply 43September 7, 2024 9:26 PM

R36, what does a Canadian from Ontario sound like compared to an American?

by Anonymousreply 44September 8, 2024 6:29 AM

r43 all you need is eyes

by Anonymousreply 45September 8, 2024 8:42 AM

I was really looking forward to it, but I'm just not convinced he's experienced enough to carry this off. I know it's only a trailer, but he pales in comparison to Kathryn Hahn. Although maybe that's the point.

It'll either be brilliant or awful. No in between. I'll give it a go anyway.

by Anonymousreply 46September 8, 2024 8:56 AM

Haters gonna Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 47September 8, 2024 9:06 AM

[quote] OP, based on what's heard in this trailer, his American accent sounds perfectly fine to me.

Agreed. Most people who donā€™t know who he is will believe heā€™s an American actor since he sounds American.

by Anonymousreply 48September 8, 2024 9:42 AM

r48 yeah OP is retarded

by Anonymousreply 49September 9, 2024 12:04 PM

Who cares where a homely actor in a bad TV show comes from?

by Anonymousreply 50September 9, 2024 12:07 PM

r50 then why are you here ?

by Anonymousreply 51September 9, 2024 12:10 PM

Looks really fun - I'd check it out!

by Anonymousreply 52September 9, 2024 12:14 PM

R51 Can't let you idiot clowns suffer in your delusions.

by Anonymousreply 53September 9, 2024 12:29 PM

Canadians speak the Queen's English, so they have better diction than Americans.

by Anonymousreply 54September 9, 2024 12:55 PM

R54 Oh yes, it sounds just like the Queen's English.

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by Anonymousreply 55September 9, 2024 4:28 PM

r53 lives rent free in your head

donā€™t worry youā€™re still an ugly prick. kill yourself

by Anonymousreply 56September 9, 2024 5:18 PM

R56 Telling everyone to kill themselves like a twelve year old boy. Where are your parents?

by Anonymousreply 57September 10, 2024 3:19 AM

he is gonna be amazing in agatha all along

by Anonymousreply 58September 10, 2024 10:15 AM

said nobody ever

by Anonymousreply 59September 10, 2024 10:20 AM

R59 They'll be too busy talking about how godawful the entire show is to say very much about the homely boy. I feel sorry for Patti LuPone, soiling herself with this kind of drek.

by Anonymousreply 60September 10, 2024 11:43 AM

seems like someone has already made up their mind even before one episode has dropped

by Anonymousreply 61September 10, 2024 11:45 AM

His American accent is fine. There is no singular American or British etc. accent. Many variations occur,based on the region the speaker is from and their exposure to other accents. There are Americans who have accents similar to the one in that clip. Same with Hugh Laurie. There are some Brits who really struggle with plausible American dialects, but those two aren't among them.

by Anonymousreply 62September 10, 2024 12:22 PM

Ungodly! Ungodly!

by Anonymousreply 63September 10, 2024 1:31 PM

he is gonna be fine

by Anonymousreply 64September 10, 2024 3:43 PM

R62 which variant is the one joe is doing? the one that sounds like someone with downs?

by Anonymousreply 65September 10, 2024 10:03 PM

Iā€™m struggling to hear what is wrong with this accent.

by Anonymousreply 66September 10, 2024 10:28 PM

The poor guy is already homely, don't bash him about his accent!

by Anonymousreply 67September 10, 2024 10:46 PM

could he be the villain of the story ?

by Anonymousreply 68September 11, 2024 10:34 AM

The reason I said he sounded more like a Canadian accent is the way he says the long "i" sound, which is just something I've noticed when watching Canadian TV over the years, shows like the old Canadian Idol, and Much Music. Maybe I'm wrong.

by Anonymousreply 69September 11, 2024 1:15 PM

*more like he has a Canadian accent

by Anonymousreply 70September 11, 2024 1:16 PM

who cares if itā€™s not perfect

by Anonymousreply 71September 12, 2024 6:59 AM

His American accent is pretty bad in the trailer.

by Anonymousreply 72September 12, 2024 7:09 AM

r72 irrelevant

by Anonymousreply 73September 12, 2024 11:16 AM

Iā€™m American and have no idea where he is from. I would have assumer America based on the clip.

by Anonymousreply 74September 12, 2024 2:33 PM

[quote]which variant is the one joe is doing? the one that sounds like someone with downs?

If that were the case, maybe he was attempting to sound like you.

by Anonymousreply 75September 12, 2024 3:21 PM

Why irrelevant R73? Is he not playing an American character? Which nationality is his character then?

by Anonymousreply 76September 12, 2024 3:25 PM

it shows how none of you are American cause thereā€™s no such thing as an ā€˜American accentā€™

by Anonymousreply 77September 12, 2024 4:13 PM

R77 there are so many american accents. yet dumbo didn't pull off any of them.

by Anonymousreply 78September 12, 2024 9:38 PM

r78 it is his first role

by Anonymousreply 79September 13, 2024 6:48 AM

What is the difference between a Canadian and an American accent?

by Anonymousreply 80September 13, 2024 7:42 AM

The bottom line is that if he can't perform well enough to deliver the required accent then he shouldn't have been hired for the role because it's so bad it's distracting and laughable.

by Anonymousreply 81September 13, 2024 9:02 AM

R79 heartstopper was his first role. you either have it or you don't & he doesn't.

by Anonymousreply 82September 13, 2024 10:31 AM

r82 this is not true at all lmao

Andrew Garfield had smaller roles upto Spiderman and even that wasnā€™t his big break

by Anonymousreply 83September 13, 2024 11:52 AM

R83 are you dumb?

no one is talking about his big break. he can't act. he doesn't have it.

by Anonymousreply 84September 13, 2024 2:40 PM

Joe with the Gaggle. Fortunately, Whoopi was not there.

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by Anonymousreply 85September 13, 2024 6:47 PM

Jonathan Bailey did a very good American accent in "Fellow Travelers".

by Anonymousreply 86September 13, 2024 7:12 PM

r85 they loved him

by Anonymousreply 87September 13, 2024 9:08 PM

This guy cannot act. Heā€™s TERRIBLE.

by Anonymousreply 88September 13, 2024 10:52 PM

his co-star on heartshitter is way better at the accent

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by Anonymousreply 89September 13, 2024 10:59 PM

R89 Got the looks and the talent - hardly seems fair. Maybe donkey boy has a donkey dick under there.

by Anonymousreply 90September 14, 2024 1:57 AM

I'm glad most of Joe's fans fucked off from here. I was tired of reading through delusion after delusion in the never-ending Heartstopper threads run by those fraus. Only they ever believed that Joe and Kit are on par in any way. They try to blame everything from looks to privilege on Kit's career being miles ahead of Joe's, but the reality is that Kit acts circles around Joe. I'm sure the Telegram group, or Reddit, or wherever they are, is full of fraus arguing that Marvel slop on Disney+ is the pinnacle of success. They're probably also talking about how Kit's fans are evil. I can't imagine how they took the news that Kit was originating a lead role on Broadway after Joe's replacement supporting character stint. Or the news that the animated movie he's in is an Oscar frontrunner. Or that he's a lead in an A24 movie directed by an incredibly talented, well-known auteur. Oh well!

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by Anonymousreply 91September 14, 2024 5:30 AM

Whoā€™s the lesbian at R15.

Is her name Kelly?

by Anonymousreply 92September 14, 2024 5:59 AM

R91 Full article is behind a paywall unfortunately.

by Anonymousreply 93September 14, 2024 6:01 AM

R91 Kit's got the fat gene, though. If he slacks off the gym one summer, he'll blow up like a balloon. Then the gays will be less thrilled with him.

by Anonymousreply 94September 14, 2024 6:15 AM

R94 The gays are so fickle that they're not worth hinging your entire career on. As long as he continues doing good work, he'll be fine.

by Anonymousreply 95September 14, 2024 6:23 AM

R94 The gays rarely talk about him anyway. Being Bi is not very interesting on DL. Joe Locke, for all his unfortunate looks, gets more attention here.

by Anonymousreply 96September 14, 2024 6:23 AM

R96 I wish he got less attention on here, itā€™s basically all negative.

by Anonymousreply 97September 14, 2024 6:25 AM

r97 constant hatred against him

by Anonymousreply 98September 14, 2024 6:41 AM

I'd guess the real beef is with his annoying stans, rather than the guy himself.

by Anonymousreply 99September 14, 2024 7:08 AM

R99 It always is, and yet it always gets taken out on the guy.

by Anonymousreply 100September 14, 2024 7:20 AM

r99 fair point

by Anonymousreply 101September 14, 2024 10:28 AM

R99 nailed it.

by Anonymousreply 102September 14, 2024 10:40 AM

r99 thatā€™s not normal

by Anonymousreply 103September 14, 2024 4:31 PM

Even in the extremely unlikely event that Joe Locke has any awareness of DL, I doubt very much that he would waste any time giving a crap about anything said about him here.

by Anonymousreply 104September 15, 2024 12:36 AM

r104 the same twink that cried about being called ugly on twitter? that joe locke?

by Anonymousreply 105September 15, 2024 2:32 AM

R105 Oh my.

by Anonymousreply 106September 15, 2024 2:49 AM

R105 Did he really do that? Did he cry from mean online comments?

by Anonymousreply 107September 15, 2024 5:33 PM

r107 he responded to a continuous stream of hateful comments about his ears, to the point that it has started trending

by Anonymousreply 108September 15, 2024 6:49 PM

R108 Good thing he's a Brit actor - Hollywood doesn't give much of a time of day to the homely as a rule.

by Anonymousreply 109September 15, 2024 11:11 PM

yā€™all need gay Jesus

by Anonymousreply 110September 16, 2024 6:42 AM

The only hot guy on that fartstopper show is Sebastian Croft.

by Anonymousreply 111September 17, 2024 12:05 AM

Kit is hot and has serious thick dick face.

by Anonymousreply 112September 17, 2024 2:30 AM

r111 he got fired

by Anonymousreply 113September 17, 2024 6:00 AM

R111 He looks like his features donā€™t fit together. Oversized nose, thin top lip, weak chin.

by Anonymousreply 114September 17, 2024 7:30 AM

r114 he looked kay when he dated Joe

by Anonymousreply 115September 17, 2024 8:00 AM

R114 Joe looks like he came from the sewer. Disgustingly ugly looking.

by Anonymousreply 116September 17, 2024 12:14 PM

R116 Nah, he's just homely. He isn't repulsive or anything, just rather coarse and unappealing.

by Anonymousreply 117September 17, 2024 12:25 PM

On which planet R112?

by Anonymousreply 118September 17, 2024 1:52 PM

R7, Hugh Laurie's American accent on VEEP is excellent. You don't know what you're talking about.

by Anonymousreply 119September 17, 2024 2:37 PM

R117 Heā€™s fucking hideous to anyone with working vision

by Anonymousreply 120September 17, 2024 2:55 PM

r117 thatā€™s less worse but significantly better than rest of the orcs

by Anonymousreply 121September 17, 2024 4:41 PM

Joeā€™s accent is supposed to revert to Sokovian by the end.

by Anonymousreply 122September 17, 2024 6:13 PM

R118 The Planet of Thick Ginger Cocks - twinks visit at your peril.

by Anonymousreply 123September 17, 2024 9:35 PM

r123 canā€™t say for sure but prolly joe has visited

by Anonymousreply 124September 18, 2024 8:59 AM

R124 Joe is too busy making habitation on the old and decrepit planet

by Anonymousreply 125September 18, 2024 11:04 AM

Sorry I meant the ugly one with the huge ears.

by Anonymousreply 126September 18, 2024 11:43 AM

r125 i feel bad

by Anonymousreply 127September 18, 2024 11:50 AM

R124 No twink escapes the PTGC - they all stay and become houseboys.

by Anonymousreply 128September 18, 2024 12:05 PM

Terrible accent

by Anonymousreply 129September 18, 2024 12:12 PM

A message from Joe Locke

Hello, gentlemen of Datalounge. Itā€™s me, Joe Locke. I love all the attention you give me, bad and good! All press is good press.

I turn 21 next week and Iā€™ve already made a million pounds in my acting career. Iā€™ve been in two TV series and on Broadway! I came out to my family as a teen. Iā€™m an out gay young man enjoying a great start to my acting career. Sure Iā€™ve got a unique look, but I can wear anything and make it look cool, so they say, so my agent is drowning in offers for fashion editorials and Iā€™m buried under the fun free clothes designers give me. Iā€™m invited everywhere where I meet such interesting people. And Iā€™ve got a big cock and heavy balls. So suck it, haters, and lick my shitter. Hahahah as if you'd ever get near it.

XOX Joe

by Anonymousreply 130September 18, 2024 12:24 PM

r130 funnily enough this is exactly how the real Joe would react if he ever read these threads. good for him

by Anonymousreply 131September 18, 2024 3:09 PM

R131 Like a retard? Makes sense

by Anonymousreply 132September 18, 2024 3:22 PM

r132 no, not like you

like a confident ambitious young gay man

by Anonymousreply 133September 18, 2024 3:53 PM

R131 Wouldn't the real Joe just be crying into his hands?

by Anonymousreply 134September 18, 2024 10:24 PM

I'm just imagining the Planet of Thick Ginger Cocks, were great herds of well-endowed ginger hunks roam freely, pausing only to hit the gym and breed any available twinks.

by Anonymousreply 135September 19, 2024 2:21 AM

Although British actor Lockeā€™s American accent is rather chewy

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by Anonymousreply 136September 19, 2024 3:45 AM

joe haters coping & seething

by Anonymousreply 137September 19, 2024 6:58 AM

[quote]Although British actor Lockeā€™s American accent is rather chewy

R136, that raises a question that has been brought up before in previous years -- why do they hire so many young British actors for these parts when they could be hiring young American actors instead?

by Anonymousreply 138September 19, 2024 7:14 AM

They must have needed someone with a face like a dropped pie for the role R138. Who better than Locke?

by Anonymousreply 139September 19, 2024 8:32 AM

cannot imagine how bad you lot must look irl

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by Anonymousreply 140September 19, 2024 9:41 AM

He's got a face like a robber's dog.

by Anonymousreply 141September 19, 2024 9:55 AM

He's fug. And he didn't make millions with that Heartstopper crap.

by Anonymousreply 142September 19, 2024 9:56 AM

r137 babycakes, the show is a critical bomb. 66% and dropping on rotten tomato.

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by Anonymousreply 143September 19, 2024 10:34 AM

R138 He only got that gig because of the success of that fartstopper show which he tries to disassociate himself with. Ugly and ungrateful.

by Anonymousreply 144September 19, 2024 1:36 PM

R142 Netflix actors get paid peanuts, so you're right.

by Anonymousreply 145September 19, 2024 2:48 PM

R145 Easily made more than 300k for the 3 seasons. More than most jobs he would get as a 20 year old.

by Anonymousreply 146September 19, 2024 4:32 PM

r146 and on Broadway

by Anonymousreply 147September 20, 2024 7:02 AM

GT feature with Jenny Walser

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by Anonymousreply 148September 20, 2024 1:47 PM

R148 Joe is talking about the rash his bf gave him with that nasty beard. Disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 149September 20, 2024 5:34 PM

r149 ???

by Anonymousreply 150September 20, 2024 6:24 PM

Benedict Cumberbatch's accent is somewhat monotone and stilted, and you can tell he's English when he pronounces certain vowel sounds. He doesn't pronounce them the way an American would.

IMHO one of the best American accents ever is Andrew Lincoln on The Walking Dead. Not only did he have to do an American accent, but an accent of a rural, working-class Southerner. That's difficult even for many Americans who are not from the South. His accent/dialect was flawless, I assumed he was an American Southerner before I found out that he's English.

by Anonymousreply 151September 20, 2024 6:30 PM

R150

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by Anonymousreply 152September 20, 2024 6:41 PM

r152 he wasnā€™t with him when he was filming hs s3 . he met him during the broadway run

by Anonymousreply 153September 20, 2024 7:30 PM

R153 They met around November-December while he was filming season 3.

by Anonymousreply 154September 20, 2024 7:56 PM

r154 the pics on his fb were discovered much later. none of them before February

by Anonymousreply 155September 21, 2024 5:48 AM

R155 Joe and James aren't lesbians that moved in together the moment they met. James followed Joe to New York in January. They were together by then.

by Anonymousreply 156September 21, 2024 6:25 AM

R156 First, lol!

Also, you are correct. They may have even started dating before S3 filming began. But they were def together before filming ended.

by Anonymousreply 157September 21, 2024 8:04 AM

James who?

by Anonymousreply 158September 21, 2024 9:26 AM

r158 James Sexton, Joeā€™s boyfriend

by Anonymousreply 159September 21, 2024 9:32 AM

That can't be right. How could someone as ugly and sexually repulsive as Joe Locke have a boyfriend R159?

Is James Sexton like George Glass?

by Anonymousreply 160September 21, 2024 9:38 AM

r160 he's ugly himself. he's the fat one in the blue button up.

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by Anonymousreply 161September 21, 2024 9:50 AM

The fat one with massive moobs R161? Crikey. But that makes a lot more sense now. Thanks for posting that.

by Anonymousreply 162September 21, 2024 10:02 AM

r162 crikeyā€¦

youā€™re illiterate and blind

by Anonymousreply 163September 21, 2024 2:26 PM

R160 Older, desperate guys will date any young twink dumb enough

by Anonymousreply 164September 21, 2024 3:07 PM

R161 If heā€™s going to date a twink young enough to be his son the least he could do is stay fit. FFS.

by Anonymousreply 165September 21, 2024 3:28 PM

r162 yes, that's him. more of his moobs for you.

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by Anonymousreply 166September 21, 2024 3:31 PM

supposedly this is about him

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by Anonymousreply 167September 21, 2024 3:41 PM

R167 Joe isnā€™t A list. Heā€™s barely C list.

by Anonymousreply 168September 21, 2024 4:00 PM

r167 who would call him ā€˜foreign-bornā€™ ?

by Anonymousreply 169September 21, 2024 6:23 PM

Joe likes to suck his moobs and imagine that there is milk.

by Anonymousreply 170September 21, 2024 7:41 PM

r170 no he wonā€™t suck yours though

by Anonymousreply 171September 22, 2024 7:49 AM

This is a frau show, yes?

by Anonymousreply 172September 22, 2024 8:02 AM

R171 With a face like that, I'm sure he's learned how to suck whatever is put in front of him.

by Anonymousreply 173September 22, 2024 8:07 AM

r173 lets see yours then

by Anonymousreply 174September 22, 2024 8:48 AM

Cooper Koch is a million times more talented than this dweeb. He is hot and openly gay too.

by Anonymousreply 175September 22, 2024 9:00 AM

Fucking fraus getting their pussies wet.

by Anonymousreply 176September 22, 2024 9:07 AM

R172 Yes. The creator is a fat frau whoā€™s never been in a relationship.

by Anonymousreply 177September 22, 2024 2:24 PM

R172 Yes. The characters are all unrealistic. They act like 12 year olds, not 16 year olds. They don't drink or have sex. It was obviously created by a frau.

by Anonymousreply 178September 22, 2024 2:54 PM

They drank in the last season and theyā€™re fucking in this new one, but it is relatively idyllic to the point of being unrealistic.

by Anonymousreply 179September 22, 2024 4:08 PM

R179 Even the actors themselves said if this was real life they would have just gone to the shower on the first date and done the deed. Even they think it's unrealistic, lol.

by Anonymousreply 180September 22, 2024 4:21 PM

There was this one time (possibly at bandcamp) when I got stuck on Kit's cock - so embarrassing! I mean, everyone on the set could see! Kit was mortified, but his cock just wouldn't go down! They finally had to hose him down to get us apart!

by Anonymousreply 181September 22, 2024 4:47 PM

R180 Well Joe said that and heā€™s a freak.

by Anonymousreply 182September 22, 2024 5:02 PM

r182 freak ? thatā€™s reaching

by Anonymousreply 183September 22, 2024 5:22 PM

the show is catching on

by Anonymousreply 184September 23, 2024 6:19 AM

Glad to hear they're properly fucking in the next season. They couldn't pull off that non-sex weird relationship odd kind of thing for much longer.

by Anonymousreply 185September 23, 2024 6:41 AM

Hopefully we'll get to see some thick ginger cock.

by Anonymousreply 186September 23, 2024 11:06 AM

That would be nice R186.

by Anonymousreply 187September 23, 2024 11:08 AM

R186 The season leaked and there is (sadly) no ginger cock in sight, but he's shirtless a lot.

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by Anonymousreply 188September 23, 2024 11:43 AM

R188 Disappointing. Some thick ginger cock would have been a definite ratings boost.

by Anonymousreply 189September 23, 2024 11:49 AM

R188 Nightmare inducing

by Anonymousreply 190September 23, 2024 1:40 PM

Why is Charlie still wearing his tshirt? What kind of wattpad nonsense is this?

by Anonymousreply 191September 23, 2024 4:18 PM

R191 He has an eating disorder and cuts heā€™s ashamed of. The last scene of the season is another sex scene and he finally takes his shirt off.

by Anonymousreply 192September 23, 2024 5:14 PM

r192 sex scene is definitely an improvement but still very tame

by Anonymousreply 193September 24, 2024 10:36 AM

Heartstopperā€™s not the greatest show, but at least it launched the career of a couple of queer actors.

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by Anonymousreply 194September 24, 2024 1:20 PM

r194 he & Joe are doing just fine

by Anonymousreply 195September 24, 2024 3:13 PM

here's something disarming about him, in terms of your asshole getting stretched out by his thick ginger cock.

by Anonymousreply 196September 25, 2024 6:15 AM

r196 sentences are supposed to make sense

by Anonymousreply 197September 25, 2024 6:54 AM

new episode of Agatha dropped

by Anonymousreply 198September 26, 2024 8:50 AM

radiant as ever

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by Anonymousreply 199September 26, 2024 9:23 AM

R198 No one cares

by Anonymousreply 200September 26, 2024 1:37 PM

Itā€™s funny that you believe he has anything but an annoying skinny dick with too much foreskin, R196.

by Anonymousreply 201September 26, 2024 2:47 PM

R201 He'll turn out to have a lovely ginger vagina, and poor Joe's character will run away crying.

by Anonymousreply 202September 26, 2024 9:41 PM

Fugly Joe said in a new interview that he hopes heā€™ll do many sex scenes in his career. Only chance heā€™s got to be near attractive men.

by Anonymousreply 203September 27, 2024 1:39 AM

r203 so heā€™ll never fuck you then, yeah

by Anonymousreply 204September 27, 2024 10:03 AM

Perhaps he's a sexual genius, able to make any man cum himself unconscious.

by Anonymousreply 205September 28, 2024 12:57 AM

r205 and consciously

by Anonymousreply 206September 28, 2024 8:45 AM

Agatha is flopping

by Anonymousreply 207September 28, 2024 3:53 PM

R207 Like my dick, when Joe is around.

by Anonymousreply 208September 28, 2024 3:57 PM

r207 in your head maybe

by Anonymousreply 209September 28, 2024 4:11 PM

R207 If the ratings are to be believed, it isn't.

by Anonymousreply 210September 28, 2024 4:41 PM

r210 yh its thriving. gonna miss Mrs. Hart though

by Anonymousreply 211September 29, 2024 10:07 AM

R211 Itā€™s not and views are going down each week

by Anonymousreply 212September 29, 2024 1:33 PM

r212 just plainly lying now. pathetic

by Anonymousreply 213September 29, 2024 3:04 PM

If only they'd cast a pretty boy instead of Joe, we'd have someone to root for. Of course, they'd probably gang peg him on that show.

by Anonymousreply 214September 29, 2024 3:13 PM

r214 they couldnā€™t have cast an old ogre like you & youā€™re never gonna fuck Joe so beat it

by Anonymousreply 215September 29, 2024 3:14 PM

R215 I said a "pretty boy", maybe you should actually read next time. Besides, Joe's face would make any dick soft so no thanks.

by Anonymousreply 216September 29, 2024 3:16 PM

the show is flopping. it got less views than the canceled acolyte show.

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by Anonymousreply 217September 29, 2024 4:28 PM

R215 no one wants to fuck joe except that ugly bf of his who gave him hsv

by Anonymousreply 218September 29, 2024 11:09 PM

They need to make Mephisto some big sexy guy to save this wine-soaked cunt-fest.

by Anonymousreply 219September 30, 2024 1:02 AM

r219 already got a hot twink in it

by Anonymousreply 220September 30, 2024 5:07 AM

[quote]the show is flopping. it got less views than the canceled acolyte show.

The Acolyte benefited tremendously from the huge controversy regarding everything about the show.

by Anonymousreply 221September 30, 2024 7:55 AM

R220 Real. Miles is the hot twink

by Anonymousreply 222September 30, 2024 8:18 AM

It's not a very good show. But I wouldn't blame it on the performers. Kathryn Hahn maybe. She's kind of all over the map in tone.

by Anonymousreply 223September 30, 2024 9:40 AM

Is that true about Manilla?

by Anonymousreply 224September 30, 2024 9:47 AM

r224 no its not

by Anonymousreply 225September 30, 2024 4:47 PM

R220 Swing and a miss.

R222 Also no.

by Anonymousreply 226October 1, 2024 1:28 AM

r226 suxh a pick me ffs. Joe has already a new unannounced project on the away

by Anonymousreply 227October 1, 2024 7:20 AM

R227 Good that the homely guy is getting work.

by Anonymousreply 228October 1, 2024 9:32 AM

r228 unfortunately youā€™re still an unemployed orc

by Anonymousreply 229October 1, 2024 10:37 AM

reminder that a place exists free of these elderfags

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by Anonymousreply 230October 1, 2024 10:53 AM

R229 is quite the delusional nitwit.

by Anonymousreply 231October 1, 2024 12:12 PM

R230 You should go there, and not return.

by Anonymousreply 232October 1, 2024 12:14 PM

I quite enjoyed episode three. I thought the show was a bit slow to start, but now it's getting into its stride I prefer it.

Did anyone else think Joe's character looked much better in the cricket jumper and chinos?

by Anonymousreply 233October 1, 2024 12:39 PM

R233 No. Heā€™s ugly.

by Anonymousreply 234October 1, 2024 2:05 PM

R233 Does that come with a cricket bag over his head?

by Anonymousreply 235October 1, 2024 10:00 PM

r235 drowning in jealousy

by Anonymousreply 236October 2, 2024 7:08 AM

R236 drowning in delusion

by Anonymousreply 237October 2, 2024 8:08 AM

r237 cry more

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by Anonymousreply 238October 2, 2024 4:17 PM

heartstopper season 3 out today

by Anonymousreply 239October 3, 2024 9:45 AM

Is Locke wearing a paper bag over his head R239? The other guy is at least attractive and cute.

by Anonymousreply 240October 3, 2024 10:54 AM

r240 neither of them are gonna fuck your old ugly ass

by Anonymousreply 241October 3, 2024 1:24 PM

I thought episode 4 was a bit boring in comparison to last week.

Hated Locke's 70s outfit, too.

by Anonymousreply 242October 3, 2024 3:55 PM

R241 That's a blessing. No one wants to fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 243October 3, 2024 4:37 PM

r243 next stage of denial lmao

by Anonymousreply 244October 3, 2024 5:13 PM

Itā€™s obvious from the dialogue that Rio is Death. Agatha wants to postpone Death taking her.

by Anonymousreply 245October 3, 2024 7:56 PM

R238 No amount of PR, awards or whatever is going to change the fact that the man is fugly.

by Anonymousreply 246October 3, 2024 10:05 PM

r245 the Funko Pop already spoiled that but i am curious why Agatha doesnā€™t want to go ?

by Anonymousreply 247October 4, 2024 7:36 AM

R246 Something his retarded fans canā€™t comprehend

by Anonymousreply 248October 4, 2024 3:37 PM

cope harder

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by Anonymousreply 249October 4, 2024 9:01 PM

R249 Pathetic

by Anonymousreply 250October 4, 2024 9:15 PM

r250 spelled ā€˜perfectā€™ wrong

by Anonymousreply 251October 4, 2024 9:55 PM

R249 Bad picture of Kit and normal (meaning ugly) picture of Joe.

by Anonymousreply 252October 4, 2024 10:17 PM

r252 yet still somehow a million times better than your ogre face

by Anonymousreply 253October 5, 2024 6:15 AM

R253 = predictable and boring

by Anonymousreply 254October 5, 2024 6:45 AM

This thread honestly reads like a bunch of 8 year old girls fighting over an ugly gay man who would never even look at any of you twice.

by Anonymousreply 255October 5, 2024 8:17 AM

r255 blame OP for that

by Anonymousreply 256October 5, 2024 8:26 AM

I'm blaming the unhinged 8 year old fangurls defending Joe Locke's horrific looking head R256. The ones who think he will have a long and prosperous career...

While Paul Logan owns "he's got a face like a dropped pie" - Joe Locke owns "he's got a face like a bag of spanners".

by Anonymousreply 257October 5, 2024 8:33 AM

R257 I'll say this for Joe, he's not the narcissistic jackass that Logan Paul is. Paul at least used to have a nice body, but it wouldn't be worth putting up with his nonsense.

And we all know how these things go - once Kit eases up on his gym time, he'll pork up and lose 90% of his fans.

by Anonymousreply 258October 5, 2024 1:03 PM

r258 comparing with Logan Paul lmao

by Anonymousreply 259October 5, 2024 6:09 PM

R258 Once heartstopper is over fugly Joe will fall into oblivion

by Anonymousreply 260October 5, 2024 9:40 PM

R260 He'll go off and do indies and/or stage - stand by for facial hair.

by Anonymousreply 261October 6, 2024 1:27 AM

Well he's proved he can't do accents so what will he be left with? Stage shows?

Facial hair won't cover his whole face R261.

by Anonymousreply 262October 6, 2024 1:44 AM

r262 he can do accents decently and it will improve

by Anonymousreply 263October 6, 2024 10:50 AM

R262 He canā€™t do an American accent that well, but he might be better at others. And he can still sing.

by Anonymousreply 264October 6, 2024 4:37 PM

R264 Canā€™t act

by Anonymousreply 265October 6, 2024 5:09 PM

r265 yes he can. you just hate success

by Anonymousreply 266October 6, 2024 6:51 PM

both hs & aaa are doing great in terms of viewership

by Anonymousreply 267October 8, 2024 7:01 AM

what was OP smoking when he started this thread ?

by Anonymousreply 268October 8, 2024 2:55 PM

OP is a troll cunt but his accent really is bad.

by Anonymousreply 269October 8, 2024 6:11 PM

r269 he was 19 when he shot this and this is his first time doing an American accent

by Anonymousreply 270October 9, 2024 10:23 AM

Just to recap:

1. Agatha sucks

2. Joe is fugly

by Anonymousreply 271October 9, 2024 10:48 AM

r271

1. Agatha is okay

2. Joe is never gonna fuck you

by Anonymousreply 272October 9, 2024 2:30 PM

as Wiccan in MCU now

by Anonymousreply 273October 10, 2024 6:48 AM

Maybe they can use CGI to make Joe less fugly - or just a bag.

by Anonymousreply 274October 10, 2024 9:55 AM

r274 no amount of jealousy will make you less of an orc

by Anonymousreply 275October 10, 2024 5:10 PM

R275 And no amount of delusion will make Joe not fugly.

by Anonymousreply 276October 10, 2024 9:52 PM

r276 thereā€™s millions of followers of him who disagree with you

by Anonymousreply 277October 11, 2024 11:20 AM

R277 And yet it remains true.

by Anonymousreply 278October 11, 2024 11:34 AM

r278 not it does not. but you being an ugly fagcel is true

by Anonymousreply 279October 11, 2024 11:49 AM

Joe is gorgeous and loved by millions

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by Anonymousreply 280October 11, 2024 6:14 PM

R280 Sure, Jan.

by Anonymousreply 281October 12, 2024 3:40 AM

r281 yet you are here

by Anonymousreply 282October 12, 2024 7:50 AM

R282 No shortage of people who agree that he's fugly.

by Anonymousreply 283October 12, 2024 3:07 PM

I want to get the Billy Funko Pop. It's not as ugly as the real thing.

by Anonymousreply 284October 12, 2024 11:15 PM

he is not ugly at all. he is a gorgeous prime breedable twink

by Anonymousreply 285October 13, 2024 10:49 AM

R285 Perhaps you mean from behind?

by Anonymousreply 286October 13, 2024 3:57 PM

r286 you are retarded

by Anonymousreply 287October 14, 2024 2:15 PM

his eyes & lips are breathtaking

by Anonymousreply 288October 15, 2024 7:01 AM

R287 Whatever I am, it doesn't change the fact that Joe is fugly.

by Anonymousreply 289October 16, 2024 4:19 AM
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