I'm watching MLB baseball at a sports bar

This thread is useless without piXXX

R1, I want pics, too. Of the naked MLB showers!!!!!

Baseball players are insanely hot. In all shapes and sizes. And the uniforms make me horny. They scoffed at MLB making them more see through fucking cock teases.

Do baseball players eat a Big Butt Diet?

Paul DeJong, Spencer Strider, Corey Seager, Bryce Harper Kike Hernandez and Marcus Semien have amazing asses. And love to wear those pants as tight as they can.

What a shame for these men to not be rimmed by a proper tongue!

Baseball butts

It’s one of the more bearable sports to watch.

R8, because of the husky man-ass?

Shihei Ohtani's jiggling ass.

Shohei!

One of the best bottoms I ever had was a college baseball player.

[quote]Kike Hernandez

Oh dear.

The boys of summer

[quote] How do all of these baseball men have such big, juicy asses? Massive bouncy cheeks and rumps.

The athletes, or the bar patrons?

If you want to look back in time, check out Mike Schmidt's ass. It was the source of his power hitting.

“Oooh look, there’s a pitcher and a catcher! I want to be the pitcher. Look how strong that throw is!”

The best ass is on Paul DeJong of the KC Royals.

Paul’s DeJong’s dong

Jason Varitek, then not now. He once had the best ass in baseball. Perfect. Meaty, and thighs to match.

Now, not “not so much.” Just “so much.”

I heard through the grapevine that the girls on my movie set enjoyed grabbing a secret gaze or two at my uniform-clad backside between scenes, too!

R13 Did you need a fucking accent mark on an e so it can be spelled correctly? You must not know who he is. Maybe stay out of threads your effeminate ass knows nothing about.

R22, that’s a common joke on baseball forums regarding Hernandez’s nickname. Don’t take that post seriously.

Hate any sports and anyone who likes sports. Had a boyfriend into baseball.Dragged to those fuckin games! Ended that shit never again-no fuckin sports.

How do baseball players all have such huge, juicy asses?

I want to bury my face in Pauly d’s ass

It's one of life's great mysterious.

Best to simply enjoy and not ask too many questions.

Do they still wear cups? Football has been so much better since they largely abandoned them.

One of MLB's lesser-known recruiting practices is that they weigh the buttcheeks of all potential recruits, ensuring a minimum weight and perkiness.

OP: You're on DL at the sports bar?

Has anyone asked what you're doing?

R30, lol. One can only be so amused by coworkers debating stats and sports league trades for so long. They all (younger than me) know that I'm aggressively homosexual.

[quote]One of the best bottoms I ever had was a college baseball player.

I fucked a minor league baseball player briefly in the '90s, what a body he had. He did get called up briefly after I knew him, I like to think I improved his game.

AAA, r32?

R28, they had better. Getting whacked in the balls while at bat can cause quite a bit of damage.

Butt Murph's butt can twerk...

Better question for OP is: “How’s the Cosmo? Has anyone called you a fag yet or have you kept your pinky down while holding the glass?”

[quote]Massive bouncy cheeks and rumps

They're more muscle than bounce.

Joey Bart is cute

R35, you worry about the cosmo, ma'am. I'll stick to baseball players' juicy asses. Kthnxbye!

[quote]AAA, [R32]?

He had played all up and down the minors, it was after I moved away he got called up to the majors. Not for long but still.