Nikki Glaser chosen to host Golden Globes

I don't know her.

She's actually a good choice. Better than Jerrod friggin Carmichael at any rate.

WHO?

R2 Carmichael had his own show. What has this no name done?

She’s been doing all the high-profile roasts, and developing a reputation for doing them really well.

Here she is reading jokes others wrote.

Did you know she was on the Tom Brady roast and made fun of countless people?

I hope so because she hasn’t stopped talking about it for months on every talk show on the planet since the fucking thing aired.

Tiresome, one-note bitch.

Doesn't she talk about her pussy alot? That's definitely a new direction for the Globes.

How come nobody wants to host the awards?

Who watches these shows anymore? Who cares who hosts.

R3 Carmichael also sat down during his opening monologue and moped about being gay. Again. Glazer is a spicy bitch with a Gervais-adjacent sense of humor.

Maybe the crab puffs will prove disruptive for the proceedings owing to "international" sourcing, and make things interesting for a change.

The staff could block the doors and the cameras could catch it all. Bridesmaids x350.

She is funny, though. I enjoy her for now.

Will she know who is I. The audience?

Who hired Joey Koy?

Never heard of her.

I haven't heard of her until now and I watched the link at R5, I think she's great and not afraid to offend anyone.

How funny can she be without talking about porn, her pussy and using four letter words?

[quote]She's actually a good choice. Better than Jerrod friggin Carmichael at any rate.

Who and Who??

I don't know why, but she makes me sad. I won't be watching, but then again, I haven't watched these awards shows for years.

I think she’s hilarious. Rude and irreverent. Should be worth watching.

I like her. She will be the first woman to host the Globes solo so...history!

Harpo who dis woman? It seems like I do know her from a Comedy Central roast though 🤔.

The commercials for the Golden Globes with her are crap. She’s just not funny. I hadn’t planned on watching it… Now I’m actively avoiding it, based on those commercials.

I knew I knew her from the roasts. She is hilarious.

R22: Don't feel bad. Nobody else will be watching either.

she's really desperate for mainstream fame and thinks she looks a lot younger than she does

She says she’s not going to go after anyone.

Snooze.

[Jerrod Carmichael]

There is something off about this guy and I can’t put my finger on it. He honestly gives me the creeps. I expect to read someday of him being involved in something skeevy/shady.

She’s from St. Louis

r17, Joe what's his name, returned to oblivion.

I loved it when Ricky Gervais hosted. I suspect that will never happen again.

Is Nikki gonna talk about cock suckers, her cunt and calling her tits the Golden Globes tonight?

Only watching if he gets plastered and starts grabbing boi taints.

She can’t be worse than Gervais.

I loathed Carmichael.

Who's hosting the 82nd Annual Golden Globes? All about Nikki Glaser.

America doesn’t tune into award shows anymore. They don’t want to be lectured by a bunch of pampered brats.

When does the show start?

^ 8 Eastern, 5 West Coast. CBS I believe.

R38 yep or paramount plus for streaming.

Can’t wait to see little Timmy and his KarJenner making out again.

[quote] Here she is reading jokes others wrote.

How shocking. And here I had thought awards show hosts just improvised their repartee and monologues on the spot!

R41 I think he’s saying she’s another Amy Schumer. Some female comedians are like pop singers where they front the work while men write the songs.

The best comedians are usually not attractive, both men and women. That’s how they developed their comedic skills.

R42 any receipts for that sexist accusation?

She's hilarious, the highlight of all the Comedy Central Roasts.

[quote]Never heard of her.

Not surprising for DL, where cultural references end circa 1989.

Who?

Who is she? Who was she? Who does she hope to be?

[quote]Not surprising for DL, where cultural references end circa 1989.

I'll have you know, r46, that just the other day I recognized a cultural reference to 1993!

I forget what it was. Gimme a minute and a couple of gummies.

R48 Oh god how I miss Joan every award season. Her mouth and rhetoric was like a good cake. Simply brilliantly hilarious.

I want Fiennes to win. He's brilliant and it's shocking he has never won an Academy Award or a Golden Globe.

R44 That men wrote jokes for Amy Schumer? It’s common knowledge.

She’s a woman so the critics will go easy on her and the celebs will laugh at all of her jokes even the lame ones.

R52 yea but we are talking about Nikki Glaser here. Why tarnish her reputation without any roof. Plenty of dudes joke steal. The woman is hilarious.

R53 This woman is the real deal but the problem is A list Hollywood is always so stuffy and pretentious. Remember Sean Penn. And look what happened to Chris Rock. He got the shit slapped out of him over a GI Jane joke.

Nikki's only comedy is X-rated. How can she be funny in a GP audience?

If you have Paramount plus through Amazon prime are you able to stream?