Couple who live on nudist ranch disappear

This is in California, naturally.

[quote] Why do they live on a nudist ranch? They are church people so don't seem to be nudists

Maybe they were just minding their own business when a bunch of nudists just sprang up all around them?

[quote]They are church people so don't seem to be nudists.

"Chruch people" are some of the biggest freaks around.

I hope there is more detail coming soon. Something is definitely fishy...and it ain't their privates.

My neighbor, a 72 year old man and hardcore Catholic, is a nudist. He would vacation at nudist colonies and walk around his backyard naked. He would also complain about Mormons belonging to a cult.

I recently met a Mormon who was shocked to learn I know out and proud Catholics, r5. Mormons have a much narrower moral worldview.

A younger, better looking couple needed their trailer space. So they were disappeared.

I spent a ridiculous amount of time reading about this yesterday. Apparently new owners took over the RV park. The new owners all sound like dark lesbians. Allegedly they are not taking care of the property and want to start having sex parties and the nudists are PISSED.

Many Christians are of course deeply fucked up about sex and the human body itself, but really I'm not sure there's any real theological reason you can't be a nudist. As long as it's not all about sex, which of course for most naturists it isn't.

In fact, there's seems to be a whole church dedicated to the idea.

Their dog is named Cuddles. This is Cuddles.

What's a dark lesbian? Is that a Wiccan lesbian? Or an S&M one?

I can understand nudists being upset about sex parties if they don't think it's a sexual thing. Myself, I don't want bugs or dirt or other people's germs in my asscrack but I don't mind being naked.

A Catholic calling Mormonism a cult is rich...

I can't decide if this was murder-suicide or suicide pact vs. death by nudist park owners they were feuding with.

Raptured?

[quote] Allegedly they are not taking care of the property and want to start having sex parties and the nudists are PISSED.

Why would nudists be pissed about sex parties? The reality is that 99% of nudists are swingers. Most nudists communities are really just swingers communities.

There are probably swinger nudists and naturalist nudists and they probably don't mix too well!

CUDDLES! NOOOOO

Sex parties out in a Cali RV park can get messy and druggy and rapey. I can see chill old dumpy live-and-let-live nudists not wanting that.

Cuddles looks not so cuddly — and more than a little inbred.

[quote] A Catholic calling Mormonism a cult is rich...

The Pope is Catholic. It can’t be a cult!

If we took a vote for DL mascot, I would be going with Cuddles.

I think the nudists are pissed because they are the older, naturalist types. The people that are moving in sound like...not that. There are multiple lawsuits going on between this couple and the new RV park managers. It all sounds a little methy to me.

They were last seen in the altogether.

Dark lesbians sounds very Tolkien to me

Murder is rarely a shrewd move in legal disputes. Might as well have a big sign that says “Detectives: Look at me!”

Mark & Tina are new the owners--don't sound like they're dark lesbians. Apparently, these places are closing up all over the country. The former managers had been locked in a battle over control with the brother of one of them. The old owner's social media looks very MAGA-like. Sort of figures--nudism might be like being a swinger in that attracts a lot of libertarians.

That dog is awfully ugly.

She had some big naturals but couldn’t live forever.

I condole you DL newcomers unfamiliar with Dark Lesbians.

I loved that dog in Deadpool.

That poor dog has witnessed the true underbelly of Americanized nudism - a literal canopy of gunt and dingleberries.

FIND AND RESCUE CUDDLES!!!!!

Nude is the new black

If that is a recent pic, she has great skin for 73. Obviously not a beauty though. I don’t think Cuddles likes it’s name

Is that Cuddles’ idea of a smile or is the dog triggered?

r8 "dark lesbians" sounds like an all-girl goth punk band. What does that even mean?

Oh no! Menards!

Suicide pact.

It's NEVER the ones you want to see.

They've arrested a suspect, but still have not found the couple.

R8, “dark lesbians” is redundant.

Most people should put MORE clothes on.

New season of “American Crime Story” right here!

The police took a battering ram to the suspect's home.

I suspect some drugs - somebody deep in drugs moved there to live in a trailer because they were down and out.

Got methed out, paranoid - and maybe found out and reported.

People's minds are really fucked up on meth - I've seen it. Paranoia is super common. They're out of their fucking heads.

IMHO, they need to check Cuddles' alibi.

Neighbor charged with murder of couple from Colton; search continues for bodies

Dumb question: how can they be confirmed dead with missing bodies?

Also, WHERE THE FUCK IS CUDDLES?

R46 - hmmm... I never thought of Cuddles as a suspect. You have a point there...

Well, they certainly didn't die of starvation.

That compound they live on does not look like any place I'd want to be nude.

[quote]That compound they live on does not look like any place I'd want to be nude.

Or see nude people.

Human remains found beneath home of alleged killer of couple at nudist resort

They raise them big, back on the nudist ranch

Wild...

Praying for Cuddles

This sounds methy, but he doesn't look it in the mugshot.

[QUOTE] "due to extensive damage, the structure will need to be made safe before searchers can enter," according to the Redlands Police Department.

They suspect hid under his residence for a day while they were looking for him. And the RV park says it's a family friendly nudist colony. WTF???

Perhaps they meant Manson family friendly, r56.

Any statement yet from the purported dark lesbian owners of the RV park?

R55 yeah it sounds like it was a drug lab or maybe hoarding so much you can’t get in

Thanks for that R58. I had tears running down my face from laughing so hard. My husband took one look and said “You’re on DataLounge, aren’t you?”

I can't believe "Dark Lesbians" started 11 years ago. It seems like yesterday.

Poor Cuddles...his/her/its owners were sickos and put her in harms way.

Weird story. Can't wait for the inevitable Dateline episode.

“What color are my eyes?”

[QUOTE]Poor Cuddles...his/her/its owners were sickos and put her in harms way.

Not the neighbor who hid in the crawl space of his dilapidated, condemned home where he hid with their corpses?

Thanks!

The police didn't find Cuddles dead did they?

Can we please have a Dateline ep already?

If Cuddles is alive,can we start a Gofundme? An orphan and an underbite..

[quote]Murder is rarely a shrewd move in legal disputes. Might as well have a big sign that says “Detectives: Look at me!”

R24, you should have this on a plaque, poster, etc. and sell it to lawyers and accountants for them to post on their wall so clients see it.

Will Cuddles qualify as a rescue dog after this?

A cuck and his wife.

Was it, r72?

I had a handyman who was a nudist. He and his wife lived in a nudist colony in Northern Indiana(!). And they looked like exactly how you’d think Indiana nudists would look. Anyway, when he died, I went to the memorial at the colony and it was clothing optional. I prepped for a horror show but everyone wore clothes.

He was a great guy. I told him I just don’t understand the point of being naked in Indiana. (I live in Michigan and hating Indiana is a thing.) his wife was very sweet, too.

In the first picture Cuddles looks like Hannibal Lector with the mask on.

R73 I have no idea. I just made a guess. She looks like she might have been a hotsy totsy. I don't know of many Stephanie's that are her age. Except Stephanie Powers.

If they can live on a nudist ranch, I can live on a nudist ranch.

David Sedaris's (oh, fuck me if I can't figure out the possesive apostrophe) experience at a nudist colony seems to mirror this community when he featured his experience in Naked. Mainly middle-age or older folks who needed to be reminded to carry a sitting towel in common areas.

MeToo

Human remains found in bunker under the house!! Neighbour arrested and charged.

Look at that crap from the house. Wow!

Couple who live on nudist ranch... dressing?

Officers had been looking for him for several hours when they used a battering ram and a drone to search Sparks’ home, police said. They located him with a camera used to evaluate sewer blockages, Redlands Police Department spokesman Carl Baker said Friday.

He had been hiding inside a 5-foot deep concrete space under the home, which forced officers to remove the front wall of the house, Baker said.

Anderson, the district attorney, described the space as similar to a “homemade basement” area underneath the mobile home.

When officers discovered him, Sparks, who was armed and barricaded, attempted to shoot himself but his weapon misfired, police said. After “lengthy negotiations” with officers, Sparks surrendered voluntarily, Baker said.

Oops...better link.

Wtf...3rd times a charm. Sorry!

Is Cuddles okay?

Cuddles was probably initially spared and ran away only to be eaten by a coyote or mountain lion.

You never know just how crazy your neighbors are.

"They were always together," said neighbor Tammie Wilkerson. "He was so sweet, gentle and always was concerned about everyone else."

She says it was clear the couple and Sparks hated each other. It likely started with a dispute over a pepper tree. Dan Menard asked Sparks to trim it and when he refused, Menard cut it himself, Wilkerson said. But there were probably other conflicts as well, she said.

The CNN article that R84 posted states Cuddles remains missing. I hope someone kind finds him and not a predator.

Poor Cuddles...and it's been over 100 degrees everyday out here for the last 2 or 3 days. I pray someone took him/her/it in.

There were so many Judge Judy episodes with neighbor disputes, and quite a few of those involved disputed tree trimming. Why are people so mental?

I say if yiu want to trim the tree hanging over your property line, have at it! I'm not paying for it.

Cuddles may have put the neighbor up to it - then Cuddles made a get away with their cash and valuables.

There's more to this story than they are letting on.

It has to be Cuddles - murders are usually by those closest to you.