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Lana del Rey dating a grizzled-looking crocodile hunter
by Anonymous | reply 88 | October 5, 2024 11:45 PM |
Another pic. She certainly takes her white trash cosplay seriously.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 28, 2024 3:49 AM |
He’s hot but I worry for the future of his skin
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 28, 2024 3:58 AM |
She looks like a totally different person to me in OP’s pic. I know she gained weight and she’s clearly Ozempic-d her way out of it, but she looks a lot different now than she did when she was thinner before.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 28, 2024 4:06 AM |
Her nose is whittled down, headed to Michael Jackson territory. The celebrity women all want that pointy little tip on the end of the nose. In her case, the bridge (between they eyes) is wide and then drastically narrows down towards the tip. Looks totally unnatural and was totally unnecessary to do that to her nose.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 28, 2024 4:22 AM |
[quote]She heavily promoted Jeremy's place of work in the post by sharing a photo of the handmade Arthur's Air Boat Tours sign and company phone number
Bitchy caption under a hilariously shitty photo. She is 100% doing this for research for her next album. In the past, she slummed it up in a trailer, worked as a waitress, and would often go to gas stations just to observe people there, all for research purposes – this is how she gets in touch with the great unwashed Americana. It's hysterical and I fucking love it.
r3 She looks the same, it's just the makeup and the lighting that's throwing you off.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 28, 2024 6:13 AM |
O wow. I thought she and Quavo were actually dating.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 28, 2024 6:29 AM |
So he has no teeth, clearly. What a mess.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 28, 2024 10:43 AM |
I love it actually - you never see a high status or famous woman dating below her status. Makes me think higher of her. I bet he's a hot fuck and a lot of fun to hang out with.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 28, 2024 12:03 PM |
One of her exes was a UPS driver
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 28, 2024 12:19 PM |
Wasn’t she dating a cop previously?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 28, 2024 2:19 PM |
R8 Bitch please.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 28, 2024 2:22 PM |
He probably is a hot fuck rednecks generally are
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 28, 2024 2:23 PM |
R10 She dated "Sticks" from live PD...He is a hot daddy
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 28, 2024 5:31 PM |
Looks like she is planning to marry him. I hope she gets a prenup.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 26, 2024 9:32 PM |
Must be wuv, twue wuv.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 26, 2024 9:49 PM |
I liked the bi white trash guy she dated. He was so hot.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 26, 2024 10:19 PM |
Why do pop singers always go for crocodile hunters
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 26, 2024 10:30 PM |
The bi one, the face improved when he blimped out. He looked like a tard when he was fucking Courtney Love
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 26, 2024 10:41 PM |
I hope her new album isn't too country. I prefer songs that sound like Art Deco.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 26, 2024 10:55 PM |
bcp de fard
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 26, 2024 11:02 PM |
She wanted a real man, not one of those plucked metrosexuals who does yoga, drinks out of a Stanley cup, and works in corportate marketing.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 26, 2024 11:14 PM |
Is she still waitressing at an Alabama Waffle House?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 26, 2024 11:17 PM |
Didn’t click on the link. Is he about 57? Because he looks it.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 26, 2024 11:42 PM |
R23, he's 37.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 26, 2024 11:42 PM |
I have seen 37 year old tweakers who look younger
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 26, 2024 11:49 PM |
If this is true, I honestly question her sanity.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 26, 2024 11:53 PM |
R25, that's what passes for 37 in the Louisiana back-swamps.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 26, 2024 11:58 PM |
She obviously has daddy issues, R26.
Also, plenty of famous men & women come from trailer park, or trailer park adjacent upbringings. Some of us might find him unattractive, while others grew up around this & are fine with it.
I’m guessing this is what she grew up around? I love her music but don’t know much else about her.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 27, 2024 12:18 AM |
r28 Her family is very wealthy. But in the beginning of her career, she claimed to be poor. If anything, she has a serious poverty fetish.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 27, 2024 12:34 AM |
Idk if it’s a fetish but she is definitely fascinated with life as a poor person just like many poor people are fascinated with life as a wealthy person. It is definitely odd, though.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 27, 2024 3:18 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 27, 2024 7:25 AM |
You know what? Maybe she did find love with a regular person.
I think it's okay for us to let this be, honestly.
I wish them the best.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 27, 2024 7:46 AM |
Prepare yourself to be shocked...this southern redneck man is a MAGAt!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 27, 2024 9:58 AM |
Lana purposely slummed and lived in a trailer in NJ for a spell, while trying to make it in the industry. In between apartments in bobo neighbourhoods.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 27, 2024 10:03 AM |
Lana just likes real men, she doesn't fall for HW propaganda that is pushing soyboys sissies as trendy.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 27, 2024 10:09 AM |
Lana Croco Del Ray
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 27, 2024 10:29 AM |
Is she going to live in the swamp too? She better stock up on mosquito repellent and sunscreen.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 27, 2024 10:49 AM |
Knowing Lana, it'll go:
2025: honeymoon album (coincidentally, the 10th anniversary of Lana's actual Honeymoon album)
2027: post-divorce album
2029: finding-love-again album
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 27, 2024 11:05 AM |
If he's really 37, that would make him two years YOUNGER than she is. Holy. Fucking. Geez.
R25 I'm convinced that this is some kind of bizarre publicity/performance art stunt (as hinted to by R5), that both of them are fully in on, that they aren't having an actual sexual and romantical relationship, and if they are legally married, then only on paper. Sort of like the "marriage" between Kanye West and Bianca Censori.
If it IS legit, then uhhh congrats to them I guess?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 27, 2024 12:20 PM |
I will never understand what it is that people see in this woman: she can't sing at all, most of her songs sound exactly the same and she has the personality of a potato. Also, everything about her is false, from her "background" to her plastic face. Still, I do find it curious that she tends to fall in love with men who have menial or low-skilled occupations, which is strange given the fact that she probably meets thousands upon thousands of people every year. All I can say is that in her case, love isn't just blind, but also a bit crazy.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 27, 2024 12:28 PM |
maybe she is like a rich gay man into rough trade
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 27, 2024 12:32 PM |
[quote]she can't sing at all
I don't know why you keep saying that in various Lana threads when she obviously can sing, and actually displays better and more varied vocals than just about any other pop star out there. No one who "can't sing at all" would have put out so many albums and have had this much success by now. I mean, I know hyperbole is a thing, but yours just makes you sound brain damaged. And you keep repeating this point as well for some reason, like a brain-damaged parrot.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 27, 2024 12:37 PM |
She reminds me of Diane on The Good Fight who also married a MAGA man for love.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 27, 2024 12:39 PM |
I give this marriage months—not even a year. I think she’s certifiably nuts.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 27, 2024 12:45 PM |
But at least she is no longer certifiably fat.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 27, 2024 12:54 PM |
Drug buddies "putting a ring on it"?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 27, 2024 6:15 PM |
[quote] She wanted a real man, not one of those plucked metrosexuals who does yoga, drinks out of a Stanley cup, and works in corportate marketing.
Only fraus drink from Stanley cups. You must've never been around a "metrosexual" (BTW, last time that term was used was in 2007.)
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 27, 2024 6:26 PM |
"Metrosexual" is dated for sure, but occasionally it still comes in handy among us eldergays, as most people posting here will know what you're talking about. It's a convenient descriptor.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 27, 2024 6:31 PM |
I prefer Alpha male/working class types, but this Benjamin Buttons guy does nothing for me
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 27, 2024 10:26 PM |
Somewhere, James Franco is weeping.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 27, 2024 10:53 PM |
Lana now lives on a diet of fresh alligator sashimi.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 27, 2024 10:59 PM |
Perhaps she was dickmatized?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 27, 2024 11:49 PM |
The zoonotic diseases associated with reptile and amphibian contact are primarily bacterial infections. These include Salmonella, Mycobacterium, Campylobacter, Aeromonas, Escherichia coli, Klebsiella, Serratia and Flavobacterium meningosepticum.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 27, 2024 11:51 PM |
Maybe Lana will sing about aeromonas and e coli infections on her next album?
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 28, 2024 12:02 AM |
Enjoy the brain amoebas and limb amputations! I'll bet THOSE will be some award-winning albums!
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 28, 2024 12:12 AM |
[quote]I do find it curious that she tends to fall in love with men who have menial or low-skilled occupations
We call those “size queens”.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 28, 2024 12:42 AM |
For some reason I can envision this working if he is able to handle her sycophantic fans and huge public profile. He looks rough as hell for 37, but I'd bet my life that his cock is huge and that he fucks like an animal.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 28, 2024 12:44 AM |
It seems that every DL thread on Lana has a gaggle of fat, out of touch Mariah Carey stans chiming in about how Lana "can't sing" because her music is not littered with vocal runs and whistle registers. It's fucking absurd.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 28, 2024 12:54 AM |
I’m not sure where people got the idea that he’s 37. The articles I read all said he was 49, which makes a bit more sense.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 28, 2024 2:02 AM |
Is he related to Catherine Zeta-Jones?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 28, 2024 2:36 AM |
I'm predicting some sort of maiming/death by big lizard for one or both of these two.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 28, 2024 3:44 AM |
Wasn't he once married to Elizabeth Taylor?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 28, 2024 3:47 AM |
It’s weird in some pictures he looks hot
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 28, 2024 5:22 AM |
From what I can see he has at least one daughter. Imagine being a teen girl and suddenly your stepmom is Lana Del Rey.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | September 28, 2024 6:01 AM |
He is exactly her type. She has sung about this kind of man for years.
I can see my baby swinging
His Parliament's on fire and his hands are rough
On the balcony and I'm singing
Ooh, baby, ooh, baby, I'm in love
by Anonymous | reply 67 | September 28, 2024 6:32 AM |
She must have low self esteem
by Anonymous | reply 68 | September 28, 2024 6:38 AM |
P. S. R38 links to Mitch Hedberg. 😊
by Anonymous | reply 69 | September 28, 2024 10:22 AM |
Gotta hand it to Lana for keeping it real and marrying a common redneck, unlike her pal Swiftie, who is stinking up the media with her baller redneck and their fauxmance.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | September 28, 2024 12:39 PM |
It is kind of an impressive move.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | September 29, 2024 10:35 PM |
Well, he certainly hit the jackpot
by Anonymous | reply 72 | September 30, 2024 11:31 PM |
R70 = Lana Del Rey gussied up for another shift at Waffle House!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 1, 2024 2:44 AM |
This song came into my head out of nowhere earlier. I'd forgotten how beautiful it is. I hope we still get Lasso at some point, even though September has passed.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | October 3, 2024 11:59 PM |
If he's 37 then he started out at the age of at least minus15
by Anonymous | reply 75 | October 4, 2024 12:13 AM |
She no longer looks like op’s pic
by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 4, 2024 12:15 AM |
Reddit is dragging him (and her) because he apparently shared an anti-trans post on his Facebook page. I will say he is pretty hideous—he looks like a backwater tweaker who's been hitting the meth pipe for 20 years.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | October 4, 2024 3:10 AM |
She has the worst taste in men.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | October 4, 2024 3:29 AM |
I feel this.
[quote]I’m gonna be mean for a second but I’ve seen 4 of his exes and I would literally not be ok if that was my man’s track record lmfao😭 it’s real real bad. Bro was not pulling. And 0% chance drugs weren’t always a 3rd wheel lol
by Anonymous | reply 79 | October 4, 2024 4:27 AM |
Robert Shaw in Jaws realness with A Cajun accent.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | October 4, 2024 5:03 AM |
i could be next if i just meet her at the right time. i'm even more disgusting and white trash than this guy
by Anonymous | reply 81 | October 4, 2024 6:28 PM |
"Come on home, girl" Mama cried on the phone
"Too soon to lose my baby yet, my girl should be at home"
But try to understand, try to understand
Try, try, try to understand, he's a MAGA man, Mama
ah, He's a MAGA man
by Anonymous | reply 82 | October 4, 2024 6:46 PM |
“Strung out”
by Anonymous | reply 84 | October 5, 2024 9:55 PM |
She's living her own "Deliverance". Will there be an anal rape involved?
by Anonymous | reply 85 | October 5, 2024 9:57 PM |
Lana is better of with this redneck than deranged showbiz people.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | October 5, 2024 10:11 PM |
Lol R86 no she's not. Rednecks are their own brand of crazy.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | October 5, 2024 11:41 PM |
R86 is our resident MAGA/QAnon loon. Dumbvida, is that you?
by Anonymous | reply 88 | October 5, 2024 11:45 PM |