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Lana del Rey dating a grizzled-looking crocodile hunter

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 88October 5, 2024 11:45 PM

Another pic. She certainly takes her white trash cosplay seriously.

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by Anonymousreply 1August 28, 2024 3:49 AM

He’s hot but I worry for the future of his skin

by Anonymousreply 2August 28, 2024 3:58 AM

She looks like a totally different person to me in OP’s pic. I know she gained weight and she’s clearly Ozempic-d her way out of it, but she looks a lot different now than she did when she was thinner before.

by Anonymousreply 3August 28, 2024 4:06 AM

Her nose is whittled down, headed to Michael Jackson territory. The celebrity women all want that pointy little tip on the end of the nose. In her case, the bridge (between they eyes) is wide and then drastically narrows down towards the tip. Looks totally unnatural and was totally unnecessary to do that to her nose.

by Anonymousreply 4August 28, 2024 4:22 AM

[quote]She heavily promoted Jeremy's place of work in the post by sharing a photo of the handmade Arthur's Air Boat Tours sign and company phone number

Bitchy caption under a hilariously shitty photo. She is 100% doing this for research for her next album. In the past, she slummed it up in a trailer, worked as a waitress, and would often go to gas stations just to observe people there, all for research purposes – this is how she gets in touch with the great unwashed Americana. It's hysterical and I fucking love it.

r3 She looks the same, it's just the makeup and the lighting that's throwing you off.

by Anonymousreply 5August 28, 2024 6:13 AM

O wow. I thought she and Quavo were actually dating.

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by Anonymousreply 6August 28, 2024 6:29 AM

So he has no teeth, clearly. What a mess.

by Anonymousreply 7August 28, 2024 10:43 AM

I love it actually - you never see a high status or famous woman dating below her status. Makes me think higher of her. I bet he's a hot fuck and a lot of fun to hang out with.

by Anonymousreply 8August 28, 2024 12:03 PM

One of her exes was a UPS driver

by Anonymousreply 9August 28, 2024 12:19 PM

Wasn’t she dating a cop previously?

by Anonymousreply 10August 28, 2024 2:19 PM

R8 Bitch please.

by Anonymousreply 11August 28, 2024 2:22 PM

He probably is a hot fuck rednecks generally are

by Anonymousreply 12August 28, 2024 2:23 PM

R10 She dated "Sticks" from live PD...He is a hot daddy

by Anonymousreply 13August 28, 2024 5:31 PM

Looks like she is planning to marry him. I hope she gets a prenup.

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by Anonymousreply 14September 26, 2024 9:32 PM

Must be wuv, twue wuv.

by Anonymousreply 15September 26, 2024 9:49 PM

I liked the bi white trash guy she dated. He was so hot.

by Anonymousreply 16September 26, 2024 10:19 PM

Why do pop singers always go for crocodile hunters

by Anonymousreply 17September 26, 2024 10:30 PM

The bi one, the face improved when he blimped out. He looked like a tard when he was fucking Courtney Love

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by Anonymousreply 18September 26, 2024 10:41 PM

I hope her new album isn't too country. I prefer songs that sound like Art Deco.

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by Anonymousreply 19September 26, 2024 10:55 PM

bcp de fard

by Anonymousreply 20September 26, 2024 11:02 PM

She wanted a real man, not one of those plucked metrosexuals who does yoga, drinks out of a Stanley cup, and works in corportate marketing.

by Anonymousreply 21September 26, 2024 11:14 PM

Is she still waitressing at an Alabama Waffle House?

by Anonymousreply 22September 26, 2024 11:17 PM

Didn’t click on the link. Is he about 57? Because he looks it.

by Anonymousreply 23September 26, 2024 11:42 PM

R23, he's 37.

by Anonymousreply 24September 26, 2024 11:42 PM

I have seen 37 year old tweakers who look younger

by Anonymousreply 25September 26, 2024 11:49 PM

If this is true, I honestly question her sanity.

by Anonymousreply 26September 26, 2024 11:53 PM

R25, that's what passes for 37 in the Louisiana back-swamps.

by Anonymousreply 27September 26, 2024 11:58 PM

She obviously has daddy issues, R26.

Also, plenty of famous men & women come from trailer park, or trailer park adjacent upbringings. Some of us might find him unattractive, while others grew up around this & are fine with it.

I’m guessing this is what she grew up around? I love her music but don’t know much else about her.

by Anonymousreply 28September 27, 2024 12:18 AM

r28 Her family is very wealthy. But in the beginning of her career, she claimed to be poor. If anything, she has a serious poverty fetish.

by Anonymousreply 29September 27, 2024 12:34 AM

Idk if it’s a fetish but she is definitely fascinated with life as a poor person just like many poor people are fascinated with life as a wealthy person. It is definitely odd, though.

by Anonymousreply 30September 27, 2024 3:18 AM

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by Anonymousreply 31September 27, 2024 7:25 AM

You know what? Maybe she did find love with a regular person.

I think it's okay for us to let this be, honestly.

I wish them the best.

by Anonymousreply 32September 27, 2024 7:46 AM

Prepare yourself to be shocked...this southern redneck man is a MAGAt!

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by Anonymousreply 33September 27, 2024 9:58 AM

Lana purposely slummed and lived in a trailer in NJ for a spell, while trying to make it in the industry. In between apartments in bobo neighbourhoods.

by Anonymousreply 34September 27, 2024 10:03 AM

Lana just likes real men, she doesn't fall for HW propaganda that is pushing soyboys sissies as trendy.

by Anonymousreply 35September 27, 2024 10:09 AM

Lana Croco Del Ray

by Anonymousreply 36September 27, 2024 10:29 AM

Is she going to live in the swamp too? She better stock up on mosquito repellent and sunscreen.

by Anonymousreply 37September 27, 2024 10:49 AM

Where's the other one, Lana?!

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by Anonymousreply 38September 27, 2024 10:56 AM

Knowing Lana, it'll go:

2025: honeymoon album (coincidentally, the 10th anniversary of Lana's actual Honeymoon album)

2027: post-divorce album

2029: finding-love-again album

by Anonymousreply 39September 27, 2024 11:05 AM

If he's really 37, that would make him two years YOUNGER than she is. Holy. Fucking. Geez.

R25 I'm convinced that this is some kind of bizarre publicity/performance art stunt (as hinted to by R5), that both of them are fully in on, that they aren't having an actual sexual and romantical relationship, and if they are legally married, then only on paper. Sort of like the "marriage" between Kanye West and Bianca Censori.

If it IS legit, then uhhh congrats to them I guess?

by Anonymousreply 40September 27, 2024 12:20 PM

I will never understand what it is that people see in this woman: she can't sing at all, most of her songs sound exactly the same and she has the personality of a potato. Also, everything about her is false, from her "background" to her plastic face. Still, I do find it curious that she tends to fall in love with men who have menial or low-skilled occupations, which is strange given the fact that she probably meets thousands upon thousands of people every year. All I can say is that in her case, love isn't just blind, but also a bit crazy.

by Anonymousreply 41September 27, 2024 12:28 PM

maybe she is like a rich gay man into rough trade

by Anonymousreply 42September 27, 2024 12:32 PM

[quote]she can't sing at all

I don't know why you keep saying that in various Lana threads when she obviously can sing, and actually displays better and more varied vocals than just about any other pop star out there. No one who "can't sing at all" would have put out so many albums and have had this much success by now. I mean, I know hyperbole is a thing, but yours just makes you sound brain damaged. And you keep repeating this point as well for some reason, like a brain-damaged parrot.

by Anonymousreply 43September 27, 2024 12:37 PM

She reminds me of Diane on The Good Fight who also married a MAGA man for love.

by Anonymousreply 44September 27, 2024 12:39 PM

I give this marriage months—not even a year. I think she’s certifiably nuts.

by Anonymousreply 45September 27, 2024 12:45 PM

But at least she is no longer certifiably fat.

by Anonymousreply 46September 27, 2024 12:54 PM

Drug buddies "putting a ring on it"?

by Anonymousreply 47September 27, 2024 6:15 PM

[quote] She wanted a real man, not one of those plucked metrosexuals who does yoga, drinks out of a Stanley cup, and works in corportate marketing.

Only fraus drink from Stanley cups. You must've never been around a "metrosexual" (BTW, last time that term was used was in 2007.)

by Anonymousreply 48September 27, 2024 6:26 PM

"Metrosexual" is dated for sure, but occasionally it still comes in handy among us eldergays, as most people posting here will know what you're talking about. It's a convenient descriptor.

by Anonymousreply 49September 27, 2024 6:31 PM

I prefer Alpha male/working class types, but this Benjamin Buttons guy does nothing for me

by Anonymousreply 50September 27, 2024 10:26 PM

Somewhere, James Franco is weeping.

by Anonymousreply 51September 27, 2024 10:53 PM

Lana now lives on a diet of fresh alligator sashimi.

by Anonymousreply 52September 27, 2024 10:59 PM

Perhaps she was dickmatized?

by Anonymousreply 53September 27, 2024 11:49 PM

The zoonotic diseases associated with reptile and amphibian contact are primarily bacterial infections. These include Salmonella, Mycobacterium, Campylobacter, Aeromonas, Escherichia coli, Klebsiella, Serratia and Flavobacterium meningosepticum.

by Anonymousreply 54September 27, 2024 11:51 PM

Maybe Lana will sing about aeromonas and e coli infections on her next album?

by Anonymousreply 55September 28, 2024 12:02 AM

Enjoy the brain amoebas and limb amputations! I'll bet THOSE will be some award-winning albums!

by Anonymousreply 56September 28, 2024 12:12 AM

[quote]I do find it curious that she tends to fall in love with men who have menial or low-skilled occupations

We call those “size queens”.

by Anonymousreply 57September 28, 2024 12:42 AM

For some reason I can envision this working if he is able to handle her sycophantic fans and huge public profile. He looks rough as hell for 37, but I'd bet my life that his cock is huge and that he fucks like an animal.

by Anonymousreply 58September 28, 2024 12:44 AM

It seems that every DL thread on Lana has a gaggle of fat, out of touch Mariah Carey stans chiming in about how Lana "can't sing" because her music is not littered with vocal runs and whistle registers. It's fucking absurd.

by Anonymousreply 59September 28, 2024 12:54 AM

I’m not sure where people got the idea that he’s 37. The articles I read all said he was 49, which makes a bit more sense.

by Anonymousreply 60September 28, 2024 2:02 AM

Is he related to Catherine Zeta-Jones?

by Anonymousreply 61September 28, 2024 2:36 AM

oh my

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by Anonymousreply 62September 28, 2024 3:39 AM

I'm predicting some sort of maiming/death by big lizard for one or both of these two.

by Anonymousreply 63September 28, 2024 3:44 AM

Wasn't he once married to Elizabeth Taylor?

by Anonymousreply 64September 28, 2024 3:47 AM

It’s weird in some pictures he looks hot

by Anonymousreply 65September 28, 2024 5:22 AM

From what I can see he has at least one daughter. Imagine being a teen girl and suddenly your stepmom is Lana Del Rey.

by Anonymousreply 66September 28, 2024 6:01 AM

He is exactly her type. She has sung about this kind of man for years.

I can see my baby swinging

His Parliament's on fire and his hands are rough

On the balcony and I'm singing

Ooh, baby, ooh, baby, I'm in love

by Anonymousreply 67September 28, 2024 6:32 AM

She must have low self esteem

by Anonymousreply 68September 28, 2024 6:38 AM

P. S. R38 links to Mitch Hedberg. 😊

by Anonymousreply 69September 28, 2024 10:22 AM

Gotta hand it to Lana for keeping it real and marrying a common redneck, unlike her pal Swiftie, who is stinking up the media with her baller redneck and their fauxmance.

by Anonymousreply 70September 28, 2024 12:39 PM

It is kind of an impressive move.

by Anonymousreply 71September 29, 2024 10:35 PM

Well, he certainly hit the jackpot

by Anonymousreply 72September 30, 2024 11:31 PM

R70 = Lana Del Rey gussied up for another shift at Waffle House!

by Anonymousreply 73October 1, 2024 2:44 AM

This song came into my head out of nowhere earlier. I'd forgotten how beautiful it is. I hope we still get Lasso at some point, even though September has passed.

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by Anonymousreply 74October 3, 2024 11:59 PM

If he's 37 then he started out at the age of at least minus15

by Anonymousreply 75October 4, 2024 12:13 AM

She no longer looks like op’s pic

by Anonymousreply 76October 4, 2024 12:15 AM

Reddit is dragging him (and her) because he apparently shared an anti-trans post on his Facebook page. I will say he is pretty hideous—he looks like a backwater tweaker who's been hitting the meth pipe for 20 years.

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by Anonymousreply 77October 4, 2024 3:10 AM

She has the worst taste in men.

by Anonymousreply 78October 4, 2024 3:29 AM

I feel this.

[quote]I’m gonna be mean for a second but I’ve seen 4 of his exes and I would literally not be ok if that was my man’s track record lmfao😭 it’s real real bad. Bro was not pulling. And 0% chance drugs weren’t always a 3rd wheel lol

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by Anonymousreply 79October 4, 2024 4:27 AM

Robert Shaw in Jaws realness with A Cajun accent.

by Anonymousreply 80October 4, 2024 5:03 AM

i could be next if i just meet her at the right time. i'm even more disgusting and white trash than this guy

by Anonymousreply 81October 4, 2024 6:28 PM

"Come on home, girl" Mama cried on the phone

"Too soon to lose my baby yet, my girl should be at home"

But try to understand, try to understand

Try, try, try to understand, he's a MAGA man, Mama

ah, He's a MAGA man

by Anonymousreply 82October 4, 2024 6:46 PM

Caption this pic

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by Anonymousreply 83October 4, 2024 6:47 PM

“Strung out”

by Anonymousreply 84October 5, 2024 9:55 PM

She's living her own "Deliverance". Will there be an anal rape involved?

by Anonymousreply 85October 5, 2024 9:57 PM

Lana is better of with this redneck than deranged showbiz people.

by Anonymousreply 86October 5, 2024 10:11 PM

Lol R86 no she's not. Rednecks are their own brand of crazy.

by Anonymousreply 87October 5, 2024 11:41 PM

R86 is our resident MAGA/QAnon loon. Dumbvida, is that you?

by Anonymousreply 88October 5, 2024 11:45 PM
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