Lana del Rey dating a grizzled-looking crocodile hunter

Another pic. She certainly takes her white trash cosplay seriously.

He’s hot but I worry for the future of his skin

She looks like a totally different person to me in OP’s pic. I know she gained weight and she’s clearly Ozempic-d her way out of it, but she looks a lot different now than she did when she was thinner before.

Her nose is whittled down, headed to Michael Jackson territory. The celebrity women all want that pointy little tip on the end of the nose. In her case, the bridge (between they eyes) is wide and then drastically narrows down towards the tip. Looks totally unnatural and was totally unnecessary to do that to her nose.

[quote]She heavily promoted Jeremy's place of work in the post by sharing a photo of the handmade Arthur's Air Boat Tours sign and company phone number

Bitchy caption under a hilariously shitty photo. She is 100% doing this for research for her next album. In the past, she slummed it up in a trailer, worked as a waitress, and would often go to gas stations just to observe people there, all for research purposes – this is how she gets in touch with the great unwashed Americana. It's hysterical and I fucking love it.

r3 She looks the same, it's just the makeup and the lighting that's throwing you off.

O wow. I thought she and Quavo were actually dating.

So he has no teeth, clearly. What a mess.

I love it actually - you never see a high status or famous woman dating below her status. Makes me think higher of her. I bet he's a hot fuck and a lot of fun to hang out with.

One of her exes was a UPS driver

Wasn’t she dating a cop previously?

R8 Bitch please.

He probably is a hot fuck rednecks generally are

R10 She dated "Sticks" from live PD...He is a hot daddy

Looks like she is planning to marry him. I hope she gets a prenup.

Must be wuv, twue wuv.

I liked the bi white trash guy she dated. He was so hot.

Why do pop singers always go for crocodile hunters

The bi one, the face improved when he blimped out. He looked like a tard when he was fucking Courtney Love

I hope her new album isn't too country. I prefer songs that sound like Art Deco.

bcp de fard

She wanted a real man, not one of those plucked metrosexuals who does yoga, drinks out of a Stanley cup, and works in corportate marketing.

Is she still waitressing at an Alabama Waffle House?

Didn’t click on the link. Is he about 57? Because he looks it.

R23, he's 37.

I have seen 37 year old tweakers who look younger

If this is true, I honestly question her sanity.

R25, that's what passes for 37 in the Louisiana back-swamps.

She obviously has daddy issues, R26.

Also, plenty of famous men & women come from trailer park, or trailer park adjacent upbringings. Some of us might find him unattractive, while others grew up around this & are fine with it.

I’m guessing this is what she grew up around? I love her music but don’t know much else about her.

r28 Her family is very wealthy. But in the beginning of her career, she claimed to be poor. If anything, she has a serious poverty fetish.

Idk if it’s a fetish but she is definitely fascinated with life as a poor person just like many poor people are fascinated with life as a wealthy person. It is definitely odd, though.

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You know what? Maybe she did find love with a regular person.

I think it's okay for us to let this be, honestly.

I wish them the best.

Prepare yourself to be shocked...this southern redneck man is a MAGAt!

Lana purposely slummed and lived in a trailer in NJ for a spell, while trying to make it in the industry. In between apartments in bobo neighbourhoods.

Lana just likes real men, she doesn't fall for HW propaganda that is pushing soyboys sissies as trendy.

Lana Croco Del Ray

Is she going to live in the swamp too? She better stock up on mosquito repellent and sunscreen.

Where's the other one, Lana?!

Knowing Lana, it'll go:

2025: honeymoon album (coincidentally, the 10th anniversary of Lana's actual Honeymoon album)

2027: post-divorce album

2029: finding-love-again album

If he's really 37, that would make him two years YOUNGER than she is. Holy. Fucking. Geez.

R25 I'm convinced that this is some kind of bizarre publicity/performance art stunt (as hinted to by R5), that both of them are fully in on, that they aren't having an actual sexual and romantical relationship, and if they are legally married, then only on paper. Sort of like the "marriage" between Kanye West and Bianca Censori.

If it IS legit, then uhhh congrats to them I guess?

I will never understand what it is that people see in this woman: she can't sing at all, most of her songs sound exactly the same and she has the personality of a potato. Also, everything about her is false, from her "background" to her plastic face. Still, I do find it curious that she tends to fall in love with men who have menial or low-skilled occupations, which is strange given the fact that she probably meets thousands upon thousands of people every year. All I can say is that in her case, love isn't just blind, but also a bit crazy.

maybe she is like a rich gay man into rough trade

[quote]she can't sing at all

I don't know why you keep saying that in various Lana threads when she obviously can sing, and actually displays better and more varied vocals than just about any other pop star out there. No one who "can't sing at all" would have put out so many albums and have had this much success by now. I mean, I know hyperbole is a thing, but yours just makes you sound brain damaged. And you keep repeating this point as well for some reason, like a brain-damaged parrot.

She reminds me of Diane on The Good Fight who also married a MAGA man for love.

I give this marriage months—not even a year. I think she’s certifiably nuts.

But at least she is no longer certifiably fat.

Drug buddies "putting a ring on it"?

[quote] She wanted a real man, not one of those plucked metrosexuals who does yoga, drinks out of a Stanley cup, and works in corportate marketing.

Only fraus drink from Stanley cups. You must've never been around a "metrosexual" (BTW, last time that term was used was in 2007.)

"Metrosexual" is dated for sure, but occasionally it still comes in handy among us eldergays, as most people posting here will know what you're talking about. It's a convenient descriptor.

I prefer Alpha male/working class types, but this Benjamin Buttons guy does nothing for me

Somewhere, James Franco is weeping.

Lana now lives on a diet of fresh alligator sashimi.

Perhaps she was dickmatized?

The zoonotic diseases associated with reptile and amphibian contact are primarily bacterial infections. These include Salmonella, Mycobacterium, Campylobacter, Aeromonas, Escherichia coli, Klebsiella, Serratia and Flavobacterium meningosepticum.

Maybe Lana will sing about aeromonas and e coli infections on her next album?

Enjoy the brain amoebas and limb amputations! I'll bet THOSE will be some award-winning albums!

[quote]I do find it curious that she tends to fall in love with men who have menial or low-skilled occupations

We call those “size queens”.

For some reason I can envision this working if he is able to handle her sycophantic fans and huge public profile. He looks rough as hell for 37, but I'd bet my life that his cock is huge and that he fucks like an animal.

It seems that every DL thread on Lana has a gaggle of fat, out of touch Mariah Carey stans chiming in about how Lana "can't sing" because her music is not littered with vocal runs and whistle registers. It's fucking absurd.

I’m not sure where people got the idea that he’s 37. The articles I read all said he was 49, which makes a bit more sense.

Is he related to Catherine Zeta-Jones?

oh my

I'm predicting some sort of maiming/death by big lizard for one or both of these two.

Wasn't he once married to Elizabeth Taylor?

It’s weird in some pictures he looks hot

From what I can see he has at least one daughter. Imagine being a teen girl and suddenly your stepmom is Lana Del Rey.

He is exactly her type. She has sung about this kind of man for years.

I can see my baby swinging

His Parliament's on fire and his hands are rough

On the balcony and I'm singing

Ooh, baby, ooh, baby, I'm in love

She must have low self esteem

P. S. R38 links to Mitch Hedberg. 😊

Gotta hand it to Lana for keeping it real and marrying a common redneck, unlike her pal Swiftie, who is stinking up the media with her baller redneck and their fauxmance.

It is kind of an impressive move.

Well, he certainly hit the jackpot

R70 = Lana Del Rey gussied up for another shift at Waffle House!

This song came into my head out of nowhere earlier. I'd forgotten how beautiful it is. I hope we still get Lasso at some point, even though September has passed.

If he's 37 then he started out at the age of at least minus15

She no longer looks like op’s pic

Reddit is dragging him (and her) because he apparently shared an anti-trans post on his Facebook page. I will say he is pretty hideous—he looks like a backwater tweaker who's been hitting the meth pipe for 20 years.

She has the worst taste in men.

I feel this.

[quote]I’m gonna be mean for a second but I’ve seen 4 of his exes and I would literally not be ok if that was my man’s track record lmfao😭 it’s real real bad. Bro was not pulling. And 0% chance drugs weren’t always a 3rd wheel lol

Robert Shaw in Jaws realness with A Cajun accent.

i could be next if i just meet her at the right time. i'm even more disgusting and white trash than this guy

"Come on home, girl" Mama cried on the phone

"Too soon to lose my baby yet, my girl should be at home"

But try to understand, try to understand

Try, try, try to understand, he's a MAGA man, Mama

ah, He's a MAGA man

Caption this pic

“Strung out”

She's living her own "Deliverance". Will there be an anal rape involved?

Lana is better of with this redneck than deranged showbiz people.

Lol R86 no she's not. Rednecks are their own brand of crazy.

R86 is our resident MAGA/QAnon loon. Dumbvida, is that you?