30 Rock (2006-2013)
30 Rock is one of my favorite sitcoms. I cannot think of a show that had so much witty writing delivered at such a fast pace. I think 30 Rock had something like 8 jokes per minute.
Created and starring Tina Fey as a woman trying to "have it all," the ensemble cast included Tracy Morgan, Jane Krakowski, and Alec Baldwin.
What are your favorite jokes? Episodes? Guest Stars?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 281 | September 8, 2024 9:44 AM
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I miss this show so much. So many great characters and terrific writing.
I liked the episodes where Liz was dating Jason Sudekis, who lived in Cleveland, and she went to visit him. When she came back, she told Jenna, "I'm a MODEL in Cleveland!"
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 27, 2024 3:49 PM
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Eileen Stritch as Colleen was pretty damn funnt
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 2 | August 27, 2024 3:49 PM
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Any episode featuring Jenna.
"Okay, I'll do it. But only for the publicity."
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 27, 2024 3:50 PM
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I watch 30 Rock regularly on rotation. So transcendently funny and so underappreciated.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 27, 2024 3:52 PM
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It's replaced Frasier as my latest fall asleep to show
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 27, 2024 3:54 PM
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This is a show that stuck around far too long. I think it peaked during S2 with the Carrie Fisher episode. Tina Fey is a much better writer than actor.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 27, 2024 3:54 PM
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"If I can't be Mo'Nique fat, I have to be Teri Hatcher thin!"
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 27, 2024 3:54 PM
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I liked Tina Fey as Liz Lemon, you relate to her
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 27, 2024 3:55 PM
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30 Rock is one of my faves too OP. It never got as popular as The Office but was superior to me.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 27, 2024 3:59 PM
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"Liz, I am happy! All this attention! Getting my picture taken! Having ice-cold diarrhea from drinking too much Jamba juice! It's everything I ever wanted!"
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 27, 2024 4:02 PM
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R7 š The writing was brilliant. And I donāt care what anyone says when she eased on down the road in blackface was hilarious, you know the episode where they were competing on who has it worst in society. Too bad the scene has been removed, damn PC police.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 27, 2024 4:02 PM
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R11 Rachel Dratch was originally cast as Jenna but NBC execs deemed her too ugly. I canāt even imagine anyone other than Jane Krakowski in the role. Everything about this show just worked. Tracy Morganās crazy antics, Alex Baldwinās loveable arrogance, Tina Feyās awkward sensibility.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 27, 2024 4:06 PM
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It was ahead of its time. Genius.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 27, 2024 4:07 PM
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I like how Jack was a Republican. The references to the Bush Administration were solid, and it helped "ground" Liz with her own out of touch liberalism.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 27, 2024 4:15 PM
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I wish we saw more of Isabella Rossellini as Alec Baldwin's first wife, Bianca.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 17 | August 27, 2024 4:16 PM
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Even former Vice President Al Gore made an appearance
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 27, 2024 4:17 PM
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Loved the Mother's Day episode, where most everyone's mother showed up for a skit on The Girlie Show, including Elaine Strict and Jan Hooks as Jenna's mother.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 27, 2024 4:19 PM
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Jan Hooks as backwoods Florida stage mom was golden
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 27, 2024 4:20 PM
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Baldwin was great in the role, but heās so repugnant in real life, he ruins the legacy IMO.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 27, 2024 4:21 PM
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R12 That was The Sarah Silverman Show, not 30 Rock.
That episode was hilarious, though.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 27, 2024 4:28 PM
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Jenna, on being a hard worker: "Hey, I was onstage in Pippin when Irene Ryan died, and I kept going!"
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 27, 2024 4:29 PM
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R23 What are you talking about?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 25 | August 27, 2024 4:30 PM
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I always preferred Black Frasier
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 26 | August 27, 2024 4:31 PM
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"Bitch Hunter" with Will Ferrell
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 27 | August 27, 2024 4:33 PM
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Also, it was prescient: "MILF Island" as a TV show.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 27, 2024 4:37 PM
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I liked the episode where Liz went to the post office and tried to talk to the black lady postal worker.
Liz looks at the woman's nametag and says, "I'm wondering if you can help me, TrenƩ."
The woman looks at Liz and says, "It's Irene."
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 27, 2024 4:38 PM
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Kenneth's game show idea, "Gold Case."
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 30 | August 27, 2024 4:39 PM
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The nerdy black guy was also funny especially with his intellectual debates against the fat trucker looking dude.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 27, 2024 4:40 PM
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Or when she reads the name tag of an Indian woman working at 30 Rock "Ah-mahn-daa". "It's Amanda".
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 27, 2024 4:40 PM
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Liz was us.
"Why do you have that rotting pumpkin on your table?"
"I wanna see how small it gets. I'm kind of hoping it'll disappear."
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 27, 2024 4:44 PM
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R26 š. Omg I about to start watching the series again from the beginning.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 27, 2024 4:44 PM
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Any show that had Al Gore and Condi Rice as guest stars is iconic.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 27, 2024 4:45 PM
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Mary Steenburgen was fun as Jack second wife (Elizabeth Banks)'s mom.
She was age appropriate and just as intelligent and sophisticated. Jack was into her
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 27, 2024 4:46 PM
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Sabor de Soledad!
(made with dried bull semen)
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 27, 2024 4:47 PM
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R35 The episode where Jack tells Liz he used to date Condi Rice.
"It didn't work out, though. When we'd go to the movies, she'd always yell at the screen."
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 27, 2024 4:48 PM
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Or when Megan Mullally was the adoption case worker and Liz called the Black guy by the other Black guy's name. Then says some like "it happens to all of us, right?" to Mullally and Mullally says "yeah, it happens to my Black husband all the time!"
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 27, 2024 4:49 PM
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Salma Hayek's character to Liz: "Liz, isn't there a slanket you should be filling with your farts?"
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 27, 2024 4:52 PM
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Jenna's nemesis played by Kristen Schaal: "I'm leaving New York and going back to the Bay Area."
Jenna: "Oh, yeah? Have fun carrying around a light sweater."
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 27, 2024 4:59 PM
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"I'm Nazi doctor Leo Spaceman. I know it's live, I want them to know!"
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 27, 2024 5:00 PM
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Jenna: "What scary surgeries can I have to make me thin again?"
Dr. Spaceman: "Here's this brochure - 'You do the Meth.'"
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 27, 2024 5:03 PM
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Tracy Morgan remembers his childhood:
I slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs!
I watched a prostitute stab a clown!
Our basketball hoop was a rib cage. A rib cage!
Oh lord! Some guy with dreads electrocuted my fish!
A crackhead breastfeeding a rat.
A homeless man cooking a Hot Pocket on the third rail of the "G Train."
I've seen a blind guy bite a police horse!
A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom!
I once bit into a burrito and there was a child's shoe in it!
I seen a hooker eat a tire!
A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy's!
The sewer people stole my skateboard!
The project I lived in was named after Zachery Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time!
I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 27, 2024 5:08 PM
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R45 š Pure fkin comedy.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 27, 2024 5:20 PM
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R45, I'll bet the writers were having an absolute blast coming up with those descriptions. The genius of some of them is that they add a tweak to an already funny joke to make it even more absurd. It's not just that the babies were giving each other tattoos, they were also drunk. It's not just that wild dogs took over a Wendy's, they were also good at it.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 27, 2024 5:26 PM
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One of my favorite bits was the awards dinner where Jenna wanted to get back at Liz for ruining her wedding.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 48 | August 27, 2024 5:31 PM
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"Lemon, you're socially retarded."
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 27, 2024 6:01 PM
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Liz's assistant: "You told me to be more proactive."
Liz (pointing to her own face): "No. I told you to BUY more Proactiv!"
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 27, 2024 6:06 PM
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Jack's mom going out to dinner at Applebee's with Liz's visiting family and looking at the menu: "My, the pictures of the food are so large and colorful!"
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 27, 2024 6:08 PM
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We open on an abortion clinic in New Orleans, a young mulattoā¦
by Anonymous | reply 53 | August 27, 2024 6:10 PM
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I'd like you to come on, come on, come on,
And take it! Break another little chunk of my lung now mister!
You know you bought it if life makes you sweet food.
Chunk of my lung! Chunk of my lung!
Now take it! Take a big old chunk of my lung now baby
Take it! Take a big old chunk of my lung, chunk of my lung!
You know you bought it if you buy it with things.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 27, 2024 6:11 PM
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"Have you been drinking wine all day?"
"It's heart healthy!"
"All day?"
"Oh come on, Liz, it's the '90's!"
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 55 | August 27, 2024 6:13 PM
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Jenna's duetting incestuously with her mom Velma on "Do That To Me One More Time."
Liz: "How are you not moved by this?"
Jack: "Because I'm listening to the words!"
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 56 | August 27, 2024 6:13 PM
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The scene when she's trying to buy an apartment and spirals out of control always gets me.
"I bought two apartments.... I bought a BLACK apartment" *drinks wine from the bottle on running machine*
by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 27, 2024 6:14 PM
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My husband introduced me to 30 Rock early in our relationship. Twelve years later, we still speak to each other in 30 Rock quotations to a degree that is probably unhealthy.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | August 27, 2024 6:16 PM
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I love the episode when Liz has jury duty and she understands the lady who burned down her business
by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 27, 2024 6:22 PM
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Jenna: Do you act? Because we should do a movie together where we're on a road trip just being sluts.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 27, 2024 6:22 PM
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[quote]Jan Hooks as backwoods Florida stage mom was golden
She was fabulous. It was her last acting gig. She didn't look well and at the time I wondered if there was something wrong with her.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | August 27, 2024 6:23 PM
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Li's phone dating commercial always cracks me up
by Anonymous | reply 62 | August 27, 2024 6:23 PM
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Jenna's movie, "The Rural Juror."
No one could say it properly. "the Wurrrjuurrr..."
by Anonymous | reply 64 | August 27, 2024 6:26 PM
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Why Jan Hooks didnāt at least get an Emmy nomination for playing Verna, Iāll never know.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 65 | August 27, 2024 6:27 PM
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Kenneth was the best. I sure hope Jack McBrayer is getting dicked down by Alexander Skarsgard
by Anonymous | reply 68 | August 27, 2024 7:43 PM
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r68 they were hiding in plain sight.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 69 | August 27, 2024 7:56 PM
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Jenna on buying Manhattan real estate - "Do you know how long I've been waiting for the lady next door to me to finally join her husband in hell?"
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 71 | August 27, 2024 8:26 PM
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HDTV had a funny sense of humor on 30rock.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 72 | August 27, 2024 8:28 PM
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Iām still waiting for the DVD release of āThe Rural Jurorā.
Dratch (as Barbara Walters) interviewing Jenna and repeatedly pronouncing the name of the film is gold.
Also loved Dratch as the Russian hooker -āHappy Valentimeās Dayā.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | August 27, 2024 8:31 PM
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Mary Steenburgen to Liz:
"I'm glad you think the endgame of feminism is dressing like Dennis the Menace while at work."
by Anonymous | reply 74 | August 27, 2024 8:34 PM
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From the episode when her gay nephew comes to NYC and crashes at her place: "Liz, do you know how hard it was growing up gay in Methenburg, Pennsylvania? The local TV station edited Will & Grace down so much that it was just called āKarenā. "
by Anonymous | reply 75 | August 27, 2024 8:38 PM
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When we find out that Jenna attended the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks, at which she majored in game show pointing and theatre superstitions.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | August 27, 2024 8:40 PM
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Jack was a shady ass bitch and could read someone to filth better than the bitchiest gay man. When he told them cunts they dressed like they shopped at Kmart after calling himself the new president NBCUniversal-Kmart. The writing was genius yo. It was showbiz meets āonly in New Yorkā.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | August 27, 2024 8:41 PM
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Jenna Maroney reading her obituary: "A two-time Cable Ace Award nominee and three-time Tony... Shaloub sex partner."
by Anonymous | reply 78 | August 27, 2024 8:41 PM
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I'm skipping to the bottom of this thread to say I never watched this, and mostly because Alec Baldwin was in it.
Is it really worthwhile to watch it? If so, where could one stream it (hopefully for free)?
by Anonymous | reply 79 | August 27, 2024 8:45 PM
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If Iām not mistaken the show was never a huge ratings hit despite always cleaning up at the Emmys and having 6 seasons. I think tastemakers and the higher ups loved it so it stayed on the air
by Anonymous | reply 80 | August 27, 2024 8:45 PM
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R79 Yes. I almost want to say itās the best sitcom of all time. But I generally donāt like to compare new age multi camera comedy series with the traditional sitcom format.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | August 27, 2024 8:46 PM
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It's truly a groundbreaking sitcom. It regularly shows up on the list of best TV shows of the 21st century.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | August 27, 2024 8:49 PM
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Watch the first two seasons, r79. It's funny and smart.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | August 27, 2024 8:50 PM
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It's on Hulu and this and Beetlejuice give Alec Baldwin a lifetime pass. I'd suggest watching Girls5eva on Netflix if you're a fan. Same sensibility and writers etc
by Anonymous | reply 84 | August 27, 2024 8:51 PM
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Alec Baldwin will always get a pass. Sexy fkin whore. He was peak hotness during 30 Rock as I prefer that look more than when he was young and slim. What did he even do so bad; he didnāt mean to shoot that lady And as far as his dealings with the press, they can be annoying sometimes. He is just a fiery Long Islander, reminds me of this guy I used to hook up with.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | August 27, 2024 8:56 PM
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R75 š. I donāt think I have ever seen episode. Omg this show was brilliant.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | August 27, 2024 9:04 PM
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āLemon, never follow a hippie to a second location."
by Anonymous | reply 87 | August 27, 2024 9:06 PM
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Can't have a Lemon party without Old Dick
by Anonymous | reply 88 | August 27, 2024 9:09 PM
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60, 70 years from now I want 30 Rock quotes to be read at my funeral
by Anonymous | reply 89 | August 27, 2024 9:09 PM
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The episode with Oprah guest starring had a great twist at the end, but sadly, if you didn't buy the DVDs, you'll never see it again. They pulled the episode due to Jenna doing blackface (but not because Tracy did whiteface.) The episode was called "Believe in the Stars."
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 90 | August 27, 2024 9:11 PM
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R90 Thatās the one I was talking about. Itās ban is fkin stupid. She was playing a character who lacked any self awareness. Liz and other characters were horrified and was telling her people would react negatively.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | August 27, 2024 9:16 PM
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r85: I don't like Alec for his complicity with his wife Hilarious' attempt to convince people she was from "EspaƱa," instead of just plain ol' Boston. He played along with her while she put on a fake-ass accent and spun yarns around how all her family is from there, when in fact they are just white folk (I think with even some Mayflower connections) and not a drop of Spanish blood in any of them, as asserted by her own father. All her family did was take a few vacations there, then eventually move over there permanently, many years after Hilarious left home and graduated college, etc. etc.
She pulled this bullshit for years, and he played right along with her - even often saying "my wife is from Spain" like she was some spicy Latina. She's a grifter, which apparently is what her parents are too, and he's a tool for perpetuating her whole cosplay EST-act. He's also a liar (he DID pull the trigger, it didn't go off by itself as he claimed, this was proven) and he's a rage-aholic. While I appreciate his turn in Beetlejuice, he has become an overwrought, angry, self-important asshole and he's not a likeable person.
And this has nothing to do with politics or his portrayal of Trump on SNL, either. I hate Trump, am a liberal and don't even watch SNL anymore, but I'm aware he appeared several times as Lord Orange Assholio. That's probably one reason to actually like him. But I don't.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | August 27, 2024 9:22 PM
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R91, there was also another moment of blackface involving Jenna, in which she dressed as former Pittsburgh Steeler and gubernatorial candidate Lynn Swann while her boyfriend was in drag dressed as Natalie Portman in her ballerina outfit. Their couple costumes for New Queer's Eve (of course) were Two Black Swans.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | August 27, 2024 9:26 PM
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R92 Fair enough. I respect that. Iād still swallow his loads.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | August 27, 2024 9:35 PM
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That was a plot on the show. Alec's bird boned fiancee cosplaying as a British woman
by Anonymous | reply 96 | August 27, 2024 9:48 PM
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QUEEN OF JORDAN! My new single, āMy Single is Droppingā is dropping. Portia reads the papers! 30 Rock had the best shows within a show.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | August 27, 2024 9:53 PM
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r97
one of my favorite eps... spot on critique of reality shows
by Anonymous | reply 99 | August 27, 2024 9:58 PM
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R48 God, that was hilarious.
"In a few minutes, that stage is gonna be lit up like the milk aisle of a grocery store!"
by Anonymous | reply 100 | August 27, 2024 10:05 PM
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Jack: "There's something strange about seeing women in positions of power. It's like seeing cats in clothes."
by Anonymous | reply 101 | August 27, 2024 10:11 PM
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Jack Donaghy at the birthday party of Prince Gerhardt Habsburg, or Gerhardt Messerschmit Rammstein Von Hap (played by Paul Reubens):
"Most people in his situation would be angry with their family for centuries of inbreeding. But not Gerhardt. He's too busy staving off infection."
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 102 | August 27, 2024 10:12 PM
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The episode with Steve Martin was my least favorite. That's one I will never watch again, all the others, absolutely.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | August 27, 2024 10:41 PM
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"JENNA IS LISTENING! LISTENING LIKE THE SUN!"
by Anonymous | reply 104 | August 27, 2024 11:47 PM
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Jenna: "Listen up, 5s, a 10 is speaking!"
by Anonymous | reply 105 | August 27, 2024 11:55 PM
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"Go jump back up your mother!"
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 106 | August 27, 2024 11:58 PM
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I much prefer Urban Fervor to The Rural Juror.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | August 28, 2024 12:02 AM
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I hated Kenneth, but I loved Sherri Shepherd as Tracy's wife.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | August 28, 2024 12:03 AM
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āOh, I can play dead. I watched my entire church group get eaten by a bear.ā
by Anonymous | reply 109 | August 28, 2024 12:05 AM
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The cutaway to Jenna in blackface singing Ease On Down the Road is the funniest thing that has ever been on television.
When people talk about Trump's transition team or who will be in Trump's cabinet, I always picture the people that Liz had jury duty with.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | August 28, 2024 12:35 AM
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If you can't stand the heat get off of Mickey Rourke's sex grill.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | August 28, 2024 12:36 AM
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R106 She was supposed to be like an American hot chick version of Simon Cowell. Lol. Jane Krawoski was very talented.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | August 28, 2024 1:03 AM
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Happy Holidays...is what terrorists say.
Merry Christmas, from Avery and Jack
by Anonymous | reply 113 | August 28, 2024 1:24 AM
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I still want to see the Jackie Jormp-Jomp movie
by Anonymous | reply 114 | August 28, 2024 1:48 AM
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āA synonymās just another word for the word you want to use.ā
Jenna managed to sing one verse of āHey Big Spenderā at Jackie Onassisās funeral before being booted out.
Jenna carried a battery-powered microphone in her purse.
Kenneth studied TV theory and Bible sexuality at Kentucky Mountain Bible College.
Liz canāt wear green because she has witch undertones.
The way Angie says ham.
Liz talking Jack out of suicide by asking him if he wants to die without seeing how āMad Menā ends.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | August 28, 2024 2:23 AM
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Just gonna sit here and have my night cheese
by Anonymous | reply 116 | August 28, 2024 2:24 AM
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Oh damnit, Johnny! You know I love my big beef and cheddar!
by Anonymous | reply 117 | August 28, 2024 2:58 AM
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Pam, overly confident, morbidly obese woman.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | August 28, 2024 3:01 AM
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Cut! Sorry I have an erection. I think it's the sound of the skateboard
by Anonymous | reply 119 | August 28, 2024 12:35 PM
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HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
by Anonymous | reply 120 | August 28, 2024 8:21 PM
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My boyfriend was supposed to pick me up after that shoot, so I called him and I was like, āOJ, where are you?ā And he was like, āWait, youāre alive? Then who did I kill?ā
by Anonymous | reply 121 | August 28, 2024 11:04 PM
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R121 š Jenna said that? There are still a handful of episodes I havenāt seen. Omg this show was a riot.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | August 28, 2024 11:55 PM
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"I'm snitting next to Borpo!"
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 123 | August 29, 2024 12:13 AM
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...and then the woman Liz mistook for Oprah ends up being a sassy tween girl.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 124 | August 29, 2024 12:16 AM
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Coleen: "I told your girl."
Jack: "My assistant is named Jonathan."
Colleen: "Yes, I know. I met him."
by Anonymous | reply 125 | August 29, 2024 12:44 AM
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I always loved Elaine Stritch
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 126 | August 29, 2024 12:48 AM
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Ed was my true love, sweetheart. He was my steady at Montclair High. The night before he was shipped off to Korea, I repeatedly lost my virginity to him while Waldo the town perv watched from the bushes.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 128 | August 29, 2024 1:36 AM
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Jack to Liz: and try not to dress like a small-town lesbian.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | August 29, 2024 1:53 AM
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Why did you think I was a lesbian?
Your shoes.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | August 29, 2024 2:15 AM
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Liz goes to her high school reunion with Jack and runs into a closeted guy, who tells her after she asks him if he's finally come out: "Come out of what?! I'd like you to meet my wife, with whom I've raised three beautiful dogs."
by Anonymous | reply 131 | August 29, 2024 2:39 AM
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[quote] When we find out that Jenna attended the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks
I love when she says she hated her first two weeks there because no one knew who was the sluttiest, and then she says, āBut I showed them. Oh, I showed them all,ā and she tops that with āand when we graduated a week later.ā The whole thing is brilliant.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | August 29, 2024 3:06 AM
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[quote] When she came back, she told Jenna, "I'm a MODEL in Cleveland!"
You left out Jenna's response:
"Oh Liz, everyone's a model west of the Alleghenys."
by Anonymous | reply 133 | August 29, 2024 3:13 AM
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Kenneth, explaining to Jack where he's from: "Stone Mountain, sir. Although when the Parcells first came to America, they lived in a town called 'Sexcriminalboat'. Do you think that's Cherokee?"
"I remember growing up in Stone Mountain, my whole family would go down to the Chuckle Hut."
Jack: "That's the local comedy club?"
"Oh, no, sir, It's a Chuckle Hut. You see, the chuckle is the part of the pig between the tail and the anus. But at night, the Chuckle Hut becomes the Laugh Factory. And that's a comedy club."
by Anonymous | reply 134 | August 29, 2024 3:14 AM
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The sexy baby thing isn't an act... I'm a very sexy baby.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | August 29, 2024 3:16 AM
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Jack: Where do you invest your money?
Liz: I've got like twelve grand in checking.
Jack: Are you an immigrant?
by Anonymous | reply 136 | August 29, 2024 3:21 AM
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I was trapped in a world of wet wipes and rectal thermometersā¦ then the babies came...
by Anonymous | reply 137 | August 29, 2024 3:30 AM
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Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | August 29, 2024 3:31 AM
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I can handle the models, the Rockettes, the Shakira. They will all leave him. But you can make him happy, and it makes me want to SIT ON A KNIFE!
by Anonymous | reply 139 | August 29, 2024 3:31 AM
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You know how I love my Big Beef and Cheddar!
by Anonymous | reply 140 | August 29, 2024 3:34 AM
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"...if you guys at Bravo, excuse me, gays at Bravo..."
by Anonymous | reply 141 | August 29, 2024 10:47 AM
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"No ones coming to save you. Because we're deep inside one of Connecticut's thirty beautiful state forests *raises meat cleaver* THIRTY!"
by Anonymous | reply 142 | August 29, 2024 11:21 AM
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R126 God, the writing on this show was brilliant, and they got the right actors to do the scripts justice.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | August 29, 2024 1:23 PM
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Iām only at R20 and Iāve already seen Eileen Stritch and Elaine Strict. Whatās wrong with you gays?
by Anonymous | reply 144 | August 29, 2024 1:29 PM
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R123 My favorite part of this:
Oprah: Too many women are spreading themselves too thin these days. And what suffers because of that?
Liz: Our bowel movements.
Oprah: Our personal lives.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | August 29, 2024 4:23 PM
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Colleen (Stritch) accusing Jack of hiding his affair with a divorced woman from the hood:
"Patricia Goodband, whose sister runs the Friday night bingo game at Our Lady of Reluctant Integration in Walthamā¦turns out last week that the game was won by Anne OāConnor, who mentioned that her niece, Nancy Donovan, got divorced and was running around with a hot-shot in New York City who pours scotch like a woman."
by Anonymous | reply 146 | August 29, 2024 4:40 PM
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āWhy, Jack, Why?ā is a 2002 episode of Will & Grace, in which Jack (Sean Hayes), chooses between two YMCAs. Featuring guest stars Daniel Day-Lewis as gay bench press guy.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | August 29, 2024 4:52 PM
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R146 "Our Lady of Reluctant Integration."
Dying!
by Anonymous | reply 148 | August 29, 2024 4:54 PM
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Jenna is on the Japanese porn star diet: I can only eat paper, but I can eat as much paper as I want.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | August 29, 2024 5:07 PM
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Jenna as the spokesperson for vaginal mesh.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 150 | August 29, 2024 5:13 PM
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I loved Jane Krakowski in her Jenna role.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | August 29, 2024 6:23 PM
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The Temple Grandin porn parody "Ten Poles Rammed In."
by Anonymous | reply 152 | August 29, 2024 6:23 PM
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For R51
I played Avery Jessup in Kidnapped By Danger, now available on Sega Genesis.
Are you all right, Jack? You look like that flashcard they told me means sadness.
You know Iāve always reminded myself of Grace Kelly.
Ok I'll do it. But only for the attention.
Do you need a sex tape released? Cause I've got a weird one. It's in night vision and you can see that his buddy is robbing me
by Anonymous | reply 153 | August 29, 2024 6:39 PM
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Just seen this thread for the first time. Forgive me for not reading all 153 posts just yet, but, seeing the thread prompts me to ask... do first-run fans of the show think it still holds up? I ADORED this show when it first aired, but never rewatched in syndication or on streaming. I need some good short-length episode comfort food TV. Think I might revisit it for the first time. Hope it lives up to my very fond memories! Especially looking forward to the Elaine Stritch episodes and the live episode with Julia Louis Dreyfus.
And, to OP's point, I'm guessing that, given the relentless volume of jokes per minute, I'll probably have forgotten many of those lines by now.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | August 29, 2024 6:43 PM
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Rewatching it now r154
Itās very funny in hindsight and especially compared to whatās passing for comedy now.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | August 29, 2024 7:01 PM
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R154 It holds up, especially if you were old enough to remember the late 2000's world.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | August 29, 2024 8:54 PM
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Dean Winters, as her off and on loser boyfriend Dennis Duffy was hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | August 29, 2024 8:57 PM
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I can't not silently sing along to the theme song with the lyrics they wrote for the live show
by Anonymous | reply 159 | August 29, 2024 8:57 PM
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Weird Al's parodies of Jenna's "Kidnapped by Danger" songs were hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | August 29, 2024 8:58 PM
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I loved the relationship between Will Forte's and Jenna's characters. We're Normaling.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | August 29, 2024 8:59 PM
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My partner still hums Jenna's "Muffin Top". It was number one in Israel and number four in Belgium! And Yo Yo Ma performed a cello version for the filming of Jenna's obituary.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 162 | August 29, 2024 9:01 PM
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R258 Dennis isn't a loser, he is just waiting for his big break
by Anonymous | reply 163 | August 29, 2024 9:10 PM
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It was great but the last 2/3 seasons it took a dive.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | August 29, 2024 9:13 PM
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Liz should have ended up with Floyd...I hated manic pixie dream boy pretty boy Cris. And Jack with Salma Hayek's character, my god she was hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | August 29, 2024 9:19 PM
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Floyd had this hysterical line: "I would never try to get you drunk on salmon... or any other fish!!"
by Anonymous | reply 168 | August 29, 2024 9:21 PM
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I wish I could show the Condoleeza troll her appearance on the show. Literally the worst acting I've ever seen and I've seen 75% of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episodes. She's the moat terrible by miles. Like she's differently abled.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | August 29, 2024 10:11 PM
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I loved that Locks of Love wouldn't take Jenna's hair, so she donated it to Merkins of Hope. Now everyone knows what a merkin is!
by Anonymous | reply 170 | August 29, 2024 11:12 PM
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"Racism is back. Yesterday I saw a Slovin Shield commercial. With a black burglar."
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 171 | August 29, 2024 11:16 PM
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"Mother? I'm not a mother! Would a mother be planning a summer SEX TOUR OF VIETNAM?"
by Anonymous | reply 172 | August 29, 2024 11:29 PM
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I'm in a program that places at-risk adults with child mentors.
She said she was 16, but I swear to god she looked 22.
When I grab on I do not let go. Like a killer whale going nuts on his trainer at Sea World.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | August 29, 2024 11:41 PM
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Liz: Abby, thanks for meeting me here. This place is very special to me.
Abby Flynn: Is this where you got your V-Card punched?
Liz: What? No. Does this look like the makeup room of a clown academy? No...
by Anonymous | reply 174 | August 29, 2024 11:44 PM
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"Tracy, you are going to die when I tell you who I'm dating. Squeaky Fromme. She is...... difficult"
by Anonymous | reply 175 | August 29, 2024 11:52 PM
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Thereās a reddit thread just like this but there are way too many Tracy Jordan quotes. He was on the show to take up space I guess or to represent the mentally handicapped or something.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | August 30, 2024 3:59 AM
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Tracy did become the representative for the Idiot community, R178, which was how the show dealt with that offensive stand-up routine that Morgan did about gay people. I still donāt think it quite worked, but it did give us a very funny cameo by Denise Richards, who came out as an Idiot in the episode.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | August 30, 2024 4:09 AM
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It wasn't ahead of its time. It was very much of its time.
It was like the Norman Lear shows of the '70s. Bracingly "truth-telling" at the time but a bit hollow and strident now.
And I say this as someone who watched 30 Rock twice a night when it hit syndication but has no desire to revisit it today. Life has moved on.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | August 30, 2024 4:09 AM
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The show's casting and structure doesn't hold up. It was very flawed from the get-go.
Fey, Baldwin, and Krakowski were great, occasionally brilliant.
Kenneth the page was OK.
Everyone else was a bunch of zeroes, including Tracy Morgan, who was included because Tina had a clit-boner for him or something, because he never offered anything close to comic genius.
Compare this to the Mary Tyler Moore Show, in which 7+ characters were carefully considered, written, and cast, and contributed to rich storylines. On 30 Rock, why were the writers and crew glorified extras / plot devices with no real-people attributes or story motion?
by Anonymous | reply 181 | August 30, 2024 4:18 AM
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R181, the MTM was perhaps the best comedy show ever, it fired on all cylinders. But 30 Rock was the best of its time (along with Arrested Development). I always thought the MTM show had great storylines, as you said, but the Rock was great at its plots as well, and generated as much laughs as any show. I did like all the characters as well. Kenneth was pretty funny, perhaps Tracy was the weak link, but Grizz and Dot Com more than made up for him.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | August 30, 2024 1:25 PM
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Elder gays always have to come rain on some parade. This show was better than MTM. And even attract Morgan was hilarious with his Martin Lawrence type parody. And this show has the best recurring characters of any comedy series period.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | August 30, 2024 1:28 PM
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The show is awesome, R183, I was just mentioning that reddit focuses on double-digit IQ Tracy Jordan who was garbage compared to everyone else. Get over it. He is authentically retarded.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | August 30, 2024 1:58 PM
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R184???????? You conducted the IQ test personally?
by Anonymous | reply 185 | August 30, 2024 2:00 PM
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Tracy Jordan didnāt start out as being low IQ. One of the earliest episodes has him taking advantage of the fact that Liz Lemon thought he couldnāt read. He is then revealed to have regular column called āMusingsā. I actually liked him better then, he became a bit of a caricature, but he was still funny.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | August 30, 2024 2:09 PM
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Yall do realize his real name is Tracy Morgan right lol. R186 agreed.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | August 30, 2024 2:12 PM
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Yes Tracy Jordan is played by Tracy Morgan. Heās an idiot.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | August 30, 2024 2:28 PM
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Grizz and Dot Com were two of my favorites.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | August 30, 2024 2:29 PM
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I tried to watch the MTM show the other day since its all on youtube but I just couldn't get into it. And I love old shows, even dated ones. Hell I could watch hours of I love Lucy as well as a few others, so it's not like it it's an old thing. It just didn't click with me. I do love 30 rock but the last couple of seasons were iffy.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | August 30, 2024 6:13 PM
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30 Rock was MTM of the 2000's
by Anonymous | reply 191 | August 31, 2024 2:33 AM
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If I don't get attention I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF
by Anonymous | reply 193 | August 31, 2024 4:35 PM
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Martin Luther King Day is one of my favorite movies! Truly it is one of the greats.
From the director of Valentines' Day and New Year's Eve, MLK Day has an all star cast:
Liam Neeson
Amy Adams
Hugh Grant
Vince Vaughn
Emma Stone
Nick Cannon
Kristen Bell
John Krasinski
Andrew Samberg
Jenna Maroney
Also Starring: Matthew McConaughey, Sir Ian McKellen, Lynndie England, Plink from "The Price is Right," Inflatable Tube Man, The 1995 Quebec Nordiques, R2 D2, The Flight Attendant that Went Crazy, and Mankind
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 194 | August 31, 2024 7:57 PM
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Liz's phone sex commercial
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 195 | August 31, 2024 10:01 PM
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Favorite running gags:
*Appearances by older spoiled and entitled rich kids with hilarious names, like Pizzerina Sbarro and Cerie Xerox. The gag continued on "The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt," with Xanthippe Lannister Voorhees, who dated a rich boy at Columbia whose last name was Tylenol.
*Jenna's passing references to bizarre bad sexual experiences with male celebrities like Mickey Rourke or Nicolas Cage, and to her ongoing feuds with unlikely female celebrities like Raven-Symone ("She knows what she did!")
*Angie Jordan's unpredictable prickliness (which was funny every single time)
*Tracy's references to his ridiculously self-destructive what-the-hell antics during his downtime from the show
*The ongoing parade of ridiculous NBC shows ("Are You Smarter than a Dog?," "America's Kidz Got Talent")
*Kenneth's passing references to the Gothic supernatural weirdness of his hometown and family in Appalachia
by Anonymous | reply 196 | September 1, 2024 3:01 PM
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Tracy was critical as a problem for Liz to solve and a contrast to Jenna. My partner and I still joke about the split second "am I'm Condoleeza Rice" moment from the show, said in full man voice.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | September 1, 2024 3:50 PM
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I loved the immortal, ageless Kenneth references.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | September 1, 2024 4:08 PM
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Who says I've been alive forever?
by Anonymous | reply 199 | September 1, 2024 4:11 PM
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People rag on the last seasons of the show, but there are tons of quotes listed in this thread
by Anonymous | reply 200 | September 1, 2024 4:12 PM
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R196 I keep coming back to this thread because you guys keep making me remember such awesome things about the show. Love you r196. Sherri Shepherd is a very underrated comedic actress. From her stint on The View one would just think she is an idiot but she is a talented one lol. Iāve seen her on other stuff too, great comedic timing. They could have easily spun off her character thatās how good she was.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | September 1, 2024 4:14 PM
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R178 You really illustrated something. Gay men just donāt get people like Tracy Jordan. He appeals to straights though I found him funny on this show. I never really cared for his standup but then again I havenāt seen much of it. He was always a low rent Martin Lawrence to me standup wise. Even though we find Jenna hilarious, a lot of straight guys wonāt. Like they might find her funny but they wonāt truly get it.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | September 1, 2024 4:19 PM
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Also one other thing I noticed. āBro cultureā is known for comedic shit but a lot of straight guys actually donāt have a sense of humor so they fake it. With women we just call them bitches, which they are but at least they are being real. But guys who donāt actually have a sense of humor pretend to like the most traditional masculine crude or downright stupid type humor.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | September 1, 2024 4:22 PM
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DONāT ASK ME ABOUT MY BACK BRACE!
by Anonymous | reply 204 | September 1, 2024 8:43 PM
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[quote] Sherri Shepherd is a very underrated comedic actress.
She's not underrated she's a genius. Shepherd stole the show in every scene she was in.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | September 1, 2024 8:59 PM
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r205
let's be clear... maybe she a comedic genius BUT she is a flat earther
by Anonymous | reply 206 | September 1, 2024 9:03 PM
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No one cares, r206.
Sheās here to act. Is she a good actor? Yes?
Then fuck all everything else.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | September 1, 2024 10:05 PM
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R205. Very true but I donāt think she ever won an Emmy winning for the role, never had her own sitcom as a star vehicle. She used to be mad funny on the Jamie Foxx too which is mad underrated as well and better than Martin. I do remember her being one of the main supporting leads on some sitcom of the early-mid aughts. It came on one of the big 3. I want to say Andy Dick is in it. Itās starred some big boned Frau chick.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | September 1, 2024 10:20 PM
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I liked Rural Juror, but I think I personally prefer Urban Fervor
Damn, that Kevin Grisham is good!
by Anonymous | reply 209 | September 1, 2024 10:25 PM
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R208 Yes, I just meant that I think of underrated actors as good or even very good actors that don't get the attention they deserve. I really think Shepard is a genius.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | September 1, 2024 10:25 PM
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I never knew the chick from SNL had her own show. Sherri Shepherd was in it in her first big acting gig. Anyways itās god awful from the first few minutes I watched lol.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 211 | September 1, 2024 10:30 PM
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Sherri Shepherd was also fun as Robert's partner in Everybody Loves Raymond
by Anonymous | reply 212 | September 1, 2024 10:33 PM
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R211 WTF I thought the first few minutes were funny!
Mom (trying to intimidate her precocious kid) : There's no law I have to feed you!!
Kid: Actually there is.
Mom: Well, there's no law I can't dress you funny.
(Kid looks terrified.)
by Anonymous | reply 213 | September 1, 2024 10:41 PM
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Nah that shit corny and Ellen Caghorn canāt act. At least not in there. I donāt really remember her from SNL, I just know she was on it. I do know she has discussed how she complained that they were hardly giving her any screen time.
And I guess that childās father is either a white man or Rick Fox. š¤·āāļø Is he shown later in the episode?
by Anonymous | reply 214 | September 1, 2024 10:45 PM
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Shepherd was also great in Trial and Error, that applies to the whole cast, really (at least for season one)
But back to 30 Rock, regular Liz talking to performer Liz was hilarious. Plus it kicks off with another good Jenna line
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 215 | September 1, 2024 11:05 PM
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r208 You're thinking of "Less Than Perfect," which I thought was a pretty decent sitcom. Sara Rue, Zachary Levi, Sherri, Eric Roberts.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 216 | September 1, 2024 11:34 PM
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Remember when Alan Alda guest starred as Jack's hippy professor dad?
by Anonymous | reply 217 | September 2, 2024 1:02 AM
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Yeah, not to derail the 30 Rock discussion, but Trial & Error was great and should have run longer. Sherri bugs me as herself, but she was hilarious on that.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | September 2, 2024 5:52 AM
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"I was on a reenactment of Americaās Most Wanted onceā¦ playing a lady who was.... strangled on the toilet."
by Anonymous | reply 220 | September 2, 2024 3:42 PM
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I loved Alan Alda in this! I knew it was serious when Adam Yauch skipped Kidney Now. RIP MCA
by Anonymous | reply 221 | September 2, 2024 3:51 PM
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The Queen of Jordan episode was one of the funniest things I've seen. A perfect blend of comedy, character and satire. Ham!
by Anonymous | reply 222 | September 2, 2024 4:22 PM
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This was my first exposure to Tituss Burgess and I wanted more immediately. He was perfect in Kimmy Schmidt. "Oh he's straight, boy can't dance at all"
by Anonymous | reply 223 | September 2, 2024 4:29 PM
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R222
"People do like the way she says ham"
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 225 | September 2, 2024 6:07 PM
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I love how Tracy is scared of the Black Crusaders:
Bill Cosby and Oprah Winfrey are the chief majors. But Jesse Jackson, Colin Powell, Lester Holt, and Gordon from Sesame Street, they're members, too.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | September 2, 2024 6:12 PM
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Liz: You know, usually everyone around here makes me feel like Hitler, but today, I feel like... Hitler in Germany.
There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party because a Liz Lemon party is ... mandatory
Woggle means white in Australia!
š¶ Mommy kangaroo / mommy kangaroo / separate the races / mommy kangaroo
by Anonymous | reply 227 | September 2, 2024 6:29 PM
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I love this show because it represents the time just before we could joke around with politics and people took themselves less seriously in that regard.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | September 2, 2024 6:39 PM
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R228 here, meant to say "represents the time just before....well, now, where we could joke around with politics"
by Anonymous | reply 229 | September 2, 2024 6:41 PM
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āElizabeth, DāFwan doesnāt like talking behind peopleās backs, so Iām just going to tell you that what youāre saying isā¦very boring to me.ā
Titus Burgessā cunty little sigh of ennui mid-line reading was so perfect. Iām so glad Fey realized what she had in him and wrote him a lead in Kimmy Schmidt.
The funniest/saddest aspect of 30 Rockās political humour is that for all his rock-ribbed Republicanism, Jack would have been run out of the actual GOP as a āSoros plantā years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | September 2, 2024 6:49 PM
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Why did Lonny Ross abruptly leave the show in the middle of the second season?
by Anonymous | reply 231 | September 2, 2024 6:49 PM
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R230 No, he calls her e-LIZA-beth
by Anonymous | reply 232 | September 2, 2024 6:52 PM
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R231 I wonder about that too. I enjoyed his character.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | September 2, 2024 7:36 PM
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r231
he returned for one ep where he begs for his job back
by Anonymous | reply 234 | September 2, 2024 7:40 PM
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R231 He came back in a few more episodes, his last appearance was season 4 I think. But his screen time dwindled until the running gag was how "forgetable" Josh (his character) was. He finally had to quit.
The way the characters evolved there just wasn't any role for him anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | September 2, 2024 7:41 PM
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Am I the first to talk aboot Cheyenne Jackson? He was great in this
by Anonymous | reply 236 | September 2, 2024 7:52 PM
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r236
he was and he just kinda disappeared as well
by Anonymous | reply 237 | September 2, 2024 8:02 PM
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R226, The Black Crusaders were a reference to Dave Chapelle walking away from his Comedy Central millions. He told people he was being threatened by black celebrities and that they took over his TV signal and were sending him messages. Like they did to Tracy
by Anonymous | reply 238 | September 2, 2024 8:14 PM
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Jenna: Everyone shout out words that describe my beauty. Cerie: 80s! Jenna's stylist: 1880s.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | September 2, 2024 9:02 PM
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When did the show go downhill?
by Anonymous | reply 245 | September 5, 2024 3:19 PM
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It probably started in season 4, although that and season five still had a few great episodes. Season six was definitely the worst season (not many people liked the Hazel character), but it wasn't terrible. I think the show did rebound in the final season, which sometimes happens with long-running shows.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | September 5, 2024 4:05 PM
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R245 It didnāt. Not to me anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | September 5, 2024 5:02 PM
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Me neither. I loved every season
by Anonymous | reply 248 | September 5, 2024 5:25 PM
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Some seasons are better than others but the show, in my opinion, never went downhill. Every season has hysterically funny episodes.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | September 5, 2024 7:13 PM
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Iām not a huge fan of season six and seven
by Anonymous | reply 250 | September 5, 2024 7:40 PM
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Jenna: "Wow. How āSex And The Cityā are we right now? Iām Samantha!
(To Phoebe) Youāre Charlotte.
(To Liz) And youāre the lady at home who watches it."
by Anonymous | reply 251 | September 6, 2024 1:25 AM
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"You give me 10 minutes with the Lemon family, and I will have them fighting like drag queens at a wig sale."
-Elaine Stritch as Coleen Donaghy
by Anonymous | reply 252 | September 6, 2024 5:26 AM
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^^That was already posted, darling.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | September 6, 2024 7:25 AM
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I had to read every single post just to make sure I wasn't reposting. But I can't believe we got this far on Datalounge without posting Devon Banks best line that I quote all of the time. Brilliant.
"Wanting to be with a woman? How gay is that? You win sex against a man. Thatās as straight as it gets"
The exchange begins at the 2:45 mark
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 254 | September 6, 2024 9:14 AM
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Pert Knockers - for the Hurt Locker is stuck in my brain. And so is Fresh-Ass: Based on the novel Tush by Assfire.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | September 6, 2024 9:20 AM
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Was 30 Rock the last smart series of the major broadcast networks?
by Anonymous | reply 256 | September 6, 2024 1:55 PM
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R256 Yes.
Jack desperately negotiating with Devon Banks:
Jack: All right, you can watch me shower but no touching
Banks (eyeroll): No touching just makes it hotter
by Anonymous | reply 257 | September 6, 2024 3:36 PM
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R256, I'd probably say that The Good Place was the last great network sitcom. There have been a few well-made sitcoms since 30 Rock, but really only The Good Place ever came close to 30 Rock's level of sophistication.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | September 6, 2024 6:37 PM
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Would you consider Canadian-produced "Schitt's Creek" an 'intelligent' sitcom? I've only ever seen two episodes. I didn't dislike it, but something about it just didn't really connect with me. For all I know, it might be hilarious, though.
by Anonymous | reply 260 | September 6, 2024 8:06 PM
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R260 Schitt's Creek takes a good five or six episodes before it really hits its stride.
I wasn't crazy about the first few episodes, either, but friends told me to keep watching. It really does get better, and yes, it is absolutely hilarious.
Stick with it.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | September 6, 2024 8:43 PM
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R259 Abbott Elemenary is a "trying very hard to be good" show, but it's actually not as great as it likes to think it is.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | September 6, 2024 8:45 PM
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For me, Schitt's Creek lost something when it started getting praised. Levy seemed to switch from just making a good comedy to making something that was meant to mean something.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | September 6, 2024 9:42 PM
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The conceit that I allowed Schitt's Creek is that even though they were broke, David always had the latest in avant garde men's couture. Only the trained eye would realize it. But I worked in the field at the time and would be like, that $800 t-shirt just came out this year. I am sure Dan used the shows budget on David's wardrobe as his personal shopping spree.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | September 7, 2024 4:42 PM
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R265 In the first episode, when the family gets raided by the feds, David is shown frantically packing all his clothes before they ban be seized, so that explains why he had such an extensive sweater collection.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | September 7, 2024 4:51 PM
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Yes, but his collection would have stopped the year that they were raided. But they were in Schitt's creek for several years and he was wearing stuff from the most recent collections that his character would not have been able to afford.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | September 7, 2024 4:59 PM
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We barely made it through the unfunny first episode of Schitt's Creek, such a waste of talent.
The genius of 30 Rock is that no sitcom since Dick Van Dyke focussed on show business with such authenticity, hilarity and energy.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | September 7, 2024 5:14 PM
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Donāt do impressions of other races.
by Anonymous | reply 269 | September 7, 2024 5:54 PM
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Thanks, r268 for bringing this thread back on track.
Just like technology, this thread is cyclical.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | September 7, 2024 6:09 PM
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R270 Love Dennis. Everyone has a Dennis in their past. The dumbness just makes them hotter.
My Dennis was a dirt bike racer, barely finished high school. But Cheeses Christ he was gorgeous.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | September 7, 2024 6:33 PM
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I liked Hazel.
Liz: it's so hard being a female performer. The "male gaze".
Hazel: yeah, they're all a bunch of gays.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | September 7, 2024 7:00 PM
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Remember Liz's pre-breakup list of Dennis's pros and cons, in season 1? Pro: "Jack likes Dennis." Con: "Jack likes Dennis."
by Anonymous | reply 273 | September 7, 2024 7:03 PM
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There was a Reddit thread a while back about Dan Levy, a couple people who worked on Schitt's Creek said he was insufferable.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | September 7, 2024 7:59 PM
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Here's one of the Reddit posts. Levy sounds like a lot of work to be around:
[quote]I work in the Toronto television industry. He's known for being an ass. He never worked on a sitcom - his experience is hosting an MTV Canada show, and probably visiting his dad's movie sets - and then he's given his own show to star, write, showrun, and act in. So now he's in charge (with no one above him to keep him in check) and he's bringing American diva behaviour to a lower-budget Canadian show. He demands to approve all social media posts about the show. He complains that craft services aren't lavish enough. He's complaining to the press that the show's budget isn't going up year after year (versus, not having your budget reduced each season is a miracle in Canadian TV), citing that it hurts the storytelling that the characters' wardrobe isn't getting more expensive each season. And he'd tell every outlet in the world about how Schitt's is the underdog show that no one would pay attention to, because he has severe envy of and only cares about the US star system; meanwhile, Schitt's had probably the biggest marketing campaign ever for a CBC show, launched to immediate record success, etc. It feels notable that he hasn't launched his next show yet, despite deals with Disney and Netflix. At this point, a Canadian network would probably let him make anything he wanted, but it's very clear he saw Schitt's as his ticket to American fame.
by Anonymous | reply 275 | September 7, 2024 8:04 PM
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[quote]citing that it hurts the storytelling that the characters' wardrobe isn't getting more expensive each season
Well that lends credence to r265's post
And to go back to 30 Rock
Devon: You're going down.
Jack: No, Devon. I don't do that.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | September 7, 2024 8:12 PM
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Jack negotiating with his Jamaican babysitter:
Jack: Please understand we value what you do, Libby adores you, but I'm paying you more for working part time than full time.
Nanny: So whats you wanna do?
Jack: Here's your money.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | September 7, 2024 8:29 PM
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I think this thread has been derailed enough that I can include a quote I thought was from 30 Rock, but was actually from Kimmy Schmidt (although Jane Krakowski was in scene):
Jump cut with zero context to Donald Trump (impersonator) "My greatest achievement was not getting AIDS from Roy Cohn in the 80's."
by Anonymous | reply 278 | September 7, 2024 8:35 PM
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[quote]I think this thread has been derailed enough
Not it hasn't. Get a blog.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | September 7, 2024 8:42 PM
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30 Rock derails so it is fitting
by Anonymous | reply 280 | September 7, 2024 9:43 PM
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Kimmy Schmidt was equally hilarious in a different way. The story behind the death of Carol Kane's character 's husband always cracks me up.
Lillian Kaushtupper : I can't support this. I will not bury another beautiful black man. You know my dear husband, Roland, was killed in our very own apartment.
Titus Andromedon : Yes, I've heard this story before.
Lillian Kaushtupper : He got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, and on his way back to bed, he was shot in the face.
Titus Andromedon : By you, Lillian.
Lillian Kaushtupper : Well, it was dark out, and a black guy was trying to get in bed with me. It was the '70s! Point is, I will have nothing to do with this audition of yours.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | September 8, 2024 9:44 AM
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