Let’s be Pop Music history

I'm stealing songs. . .

I’m the moonwalk

I’m Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” performance at the VMAs.

I'm Bruce Springsteen's hot ass on the cover of "Born in the USA"

Though made famous by Dione Warwick, Aretha Franklin covered it two years later and made it a hit once again. Which version do you prefer. I prefer Aretha’s version.

I'm the cone bra.

I'm Miss Connie Francis, the first woman ever to top the Billboard Hot 100 chart (with my megahit "Everybody's Somebody's Fool").

I'm Madonna telling people Janet smells like Corn Nuts

I'm Britney Spears promoting myself as a virgin even though I'm not.

I'm a Britney stan and I know that Brit is actually extremely intelligent and she could have received a Doctorate in Nuclear Physics if it wasn't for fucking Diane Sawyer.

I'm girl group Hansen!

I'm crack and I'm whack!

Perhaps known as Shakira’s signature song, it was originally written and recorded by Wyclef featuring Afro-Latina singer Claudette Ortiz. It was featured on the soundtrack for Dirty Dancing Havana Nights, one of the worst movies of all time. You might remember Claudette as the female member of the popular early aughts hip hop trio City High.

I'm the Ronettes' "Be My Baby," written by Jeff Barry, Ellie Greenwich, and Phil Spector. Girl group music extraordinaire.

I'm "Don't Worry, Baby," Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys' homage to his favorite song, Phil Spector's "Be My Baby."

I'm Stevie and Lindsey in late 1975 throwing things and screaming at each other and breaking up mere months after joining Fleetwood Mac. We are whipping out our retaliatory song notebooks and feeling down and messy. What a disaster.

We’re Kay Starr, Gogi Grant, Debbie Reynolds &The McGuire Sisters. We topped the Billboard charts before they were “hot”. Our chart toppers all eclipsed Connie Francis’, however we’re all dead now, so kudos, honey.

I'm Fergie cosplaying as a black woman that sings.

I'm the day the music died

I'm phil spector, one of the very most important producers ever

I'm Sheena Easton's sugar coated pussy.

In addition to having a sugar-coated pussy, Sheena was also the first recording artist to have a top 5 hit on each of these Billboard singles charts: Pop, Adult Contemporary, Country, R&B, and Dance.

HI SHEENA!

I will be your Father Figure! Put your tiny _ in my _

I'm Katy Perry. I will be around for a long, long time.

R7 'm Miss Connie Francis, the first woman ever to top the Billboard Hot 100 chart (with my megahit "Everybody's Somebody's Fool").

And the first woman to have back-to-back #1s with my next release of My Heart Has A Mind of Its Own, both written by Howie Greenfield and Jack Keller. on the Billboard Hot 100 chart. Better believe it!

R7 and 26 Top female of the 50s and 60s with much more hits than all females who preceded me!