The Gays and Tennis, Part 172 -- US Open, bishes!

oh fuck it's part 173

wow ben shelton's arms are ripped! (pic from the last threat)

I'm sad Thiem is gone...

yeah I'll miss Domicakes, but he just never got it back after the Open win

Mopsy's body is insane

Tomy Etcheverry gets revenge in straights over Mpetschi Perricard for the Lyon final earlier this year.

Opelka, wow! The guy is off the tour for several years but still has it!

He's just so unfortunate looking.

Luvly Lore is serving for the match...

I love the US Open, but I always get bummed that it's the last slam of the year.

^ there's always next year ... Oz will be here before you know it

I can't help it, I just think Rune has such a beautiful, lean, smooth, athletic body. I'd love to rim that ass for hours. That said, I know he's not popular here on DL.

There’s still Bercy and the ATP Finals.

Two love!

Nakashima is SPANKING Legz

IMHO the DL has a love/hate relationship with Legz/Brat. But leaning slightly more towards hate/love.

love that hot pink on Runne

Tommy Haas is single !

Mopsy means what?

For a second I read that as our Tommy was single and had dropped the PP - but Tommy Haas is a fine piece of ass too.

BTW it looks like Jiri was really pounding Marton. Marton had to throw in the sweaty towel.

Team Young Grigor!

Ha! homophobic asshole Rune is out

Sloth Stephens on a tear against qui est-ce qu’elle!

And Sloth chokes away her lead.

What in the name of Snoop D?

Harriet "Poison" Dart through easily...

In other bad fashion choices, Djere's black bloomers.

ESPN is the absolute worst. To watch all of the USO courts, you have to subscribe not only to ESPN+ but also a separate subscription to ESPN3. And then ESPN and ESPN2 require yet another subscription. Fuck Disney.

^ They make it almost impossible. I wanted to subscribe to see the Serena doc series and then thought “Ah, fuck it - I’ll see it on Netflix when it’s out.”

I subscribed to ESPN+ because I want to catch matches from the lower ranked players. Those are the best because most of them don't have any commentators.

Buddies Taylor Fritz and Tommy Paul are the hottest guys at the Open.

Ruune’s game does not match up well against Nakashima and now has a 0-3 record against him.

And so it begins, the ESPN circle jerk over Djokovic. Fort the next two weeks 90% of the segment between sets is going to be a look 'inside Novak's career', because you know, ESPN wants to show that they're right up there with him when he lifts the cup.

I hope he plotzes!

Thanks, OP, for the new thread.

Baez

Etchevery

Cerundulo

Schwartzman

BECS.

Im surprised Big Foe is being pushed this deep . I thought he was in form. Oh wel....

Tiafoe’s kit is testing my belief that he can carry off anything.

JP and Cocopuffs are no longer dubs partners?

Today is International Doge Day! Yay!

Some DL tennis boyfriends and others.

(swoons) - when do we Giron of the marvelous ass?

I'm so happy the homophobic brat lost.

My Gawd Sloane....worst choke ever? Retire. If only these women knew how to actually volley

Ooooh I like Demon with the goatee @ R40

I think the kit works- he's got the guns for it

ODS Tommy serving up skin

bye Camilo :-(

R20, R43, you're wrong again. I'm not always on here, but he's not a homophobe for reasons that have been outlined many times on various threads, and which you refuse to concede. God, you're pathetic and butt hurt over nothingness. Damn, some childhood bully REALLY did a number on you. Alas, I think there's at least a small chance that Rune is gay---he's not homophobic. This is not a tour of rednecks. Show me where he's supporting politicians or policies anywhere that hurt the gay community. I'd be he LOVE to be a gay icon.

Is this where we say (on every fucking thread) “gurls, gurls”?

Someone is really really invested in defending bratty Rune. He’s not going to fuck you, dear, so move on to another fantasy.

What did Rune even do to earn such ire?

R51 He literally called an opponent a gay slur. He was fined for it. Yet his fanboy here wants to claim Rune is in fact not a homophobe, despite the fact that the opposite is true.

Here is the video of Holger Rune calling Etcheverry a faggot. Listen for yourself.

[quote] Ruune’s game does not match up well against Nakashima and now has a 0-3 record against him.

Like Ostapenko vs Swiatek, Nak just has his number. He's really crapping out though, in general.

Flex is about to flop out of the first round. In other news, water is wet.

Oops, I mean Felix!

Flopos Felix

Osaka's US Open outfit is a 'Goth Lolita' look (that's how she described it)

Yea, so? She’s wearing it, not you. Are you a closet cross-court dresser—or what’s your problem?

Not only are Legz+’s shorts getting shorter and tighter (is that even possible?), but he’s now hoisting them higher than ever, and on both legs.

I’m feeling very weak in the knees…

R60 Fuck! I'm watching the Tabilo/Goffin match, but will immediately switch my attentions to Legz+

Iga weak today…

Collins pulls a Coco

Nice win for aging Belgian elf, David Goffin!

[quote] Iga weak today…

Sveak.

Sexy Tennis Pasta

Break your own paywall…

R66 Their tortellini is lacking

Elf Goffin

Gnome Errani

At this rate, Citybus and The Kokk are going to be playing until Thursday.

Greek efficiency!

R60 By contrast, Big Jack D appears to be playing in a purple/cerise caftan.

After the shenanigans with Felix in Cincinnati, Young Jack seems to be determined to alienate his remaining fanbase!

I dig nike's hot pink outfits for the men

Was anyone clamoring for a Caroline Wozniacki comeback?

Legz+ bending down to pick up water bottles at the end of his match with Fog.

Seriously, I popped a boner.

No pic—no boner.

Blame Getty images, R76 - only 6 pics of match, all of Fognini. Bunch of cunts.

The fault, dear Brutus, lies with you—not Getty.

Greek cockk beats Greek titts

Citybus crashes out again. Will probably be rehiring Daddy Dearest (again) next week...

Kokkinakis Greek active, Tsitsipas Greek passive.

Looks like Il Gingio needs another gloveless rub down.

Is it Il Gingio's Hot Trainer that has carried the can for the doping fiasco?

Ex-trainer. And his physio-druggie friend.

osaka's outfit is trash!

Shapo team or van de Zandschlut team?

Minotaur/Hitlerstache team or Giron of the Great Ass team?

R85 is an actual quote from Ostapenko's press conference.

Naomi upstaged Peppa in the fashion department

She wrapped each set with a white bow. Good for her.

it's fucking 90 degrees, it's gotta be hot as fuck wearing that...all those layers of ruffles.

Someone tell her^^ that it was a “court” outfit for show and the warm-up.

yes I know but the lime green is just looks like vomit to me

Gaydrian - who's been in a form slump - easily beats Porna.

I have a feeling that Porna might not stick around too much longer - after the injuries, the effort of the comeback, and now this slump - his heart's doesn't seem to be in it anymore.

You prefer pink?

Aww, I love my Porna. 😢

Fils team or Tien team?

Fils outdoes Djere in the white shorts and dark briefs competition.

Naomi wants to be Serena so bad.

OMG! Carlitos shows up in a skimpy black tennis outfit, looking sexy as fuck!

Giron of the Great Ass is defeated by Demon.

Naomi would have to the raise her level of obnoxiousness astronomically to reach Serena's.

Shapo out yo van de Zandschlut. Did Shapo have a tirade during this match?

Dan Evans and Khachanov just completed the longest ever match at the US Open. 5 hours 35 mins. Wow.

I think there should be a rule allowing players to only wear Legz style white pants and nothing underneath.

I love "outer court" legend Dan Evans!

Naomi warmed up in a straight jacket. How fitting.

Wawrinka looking thicccc.

Is ce soir Pride Night at the Open?

R108, it’s the 29th.

Will Pride Night include celebrating all the proud, out ATP players?

Carlos no bueno

Wow, Osaka's sponsors really have her by the short and curlies; what with the Japanese influenced outfits

But she’s Japanese!

Zsa Zsa going five!

Andreescu bringing the drama, uhgain!

I stay rooting for my favorite Canadian gypsy, Binaca Andreescu. I never learn my lesson.

Team anybody but Garfia!

Thiem team

Canadians are all out in r1 except the new boy on the block, Diallo.

And will someone please slap Felix across the face and tell him to wake the fuck up right now!

Domicakes team

It will always be very embarrassing that Emma Raducanu won a Slam.

She will never win any WTA event, much less a major, for the rest of her “career.”

Et tu, Tu?

Jasmine!

Leyla Fernandez lost today too. 2021 US Open was the nadir.

Eh, Fernandez has put herself in the top 30 or so for a while now…and she’s strong in doubles. Much better output than the whining Brit. That’s more in line wife a one-timer….

I love the thicccc Stanimal! So hot.

Sexy Zsa Zsa at 4-4 in the 5th, giving us after-hours glamour and excitement.

First it was 2 of my faves Peppa vs Osaka

Now its my girl Muchova vs Osaka

Wtf Uso?

So OF COURSE ESPN is showing the boring Pegula/Rogers match instead of giving us our sweet dumb and full of cum Tommy.

[quote] our sweet dumb and full of cum Tommy.

I'z smarter than Tommy!

WTF with Pegula’s kit? That is seriously ugly.

As if on cue Chrissie opines about how much she likes Pegula’s dress. She looks like something out of Rigoletto.

We can appreciate Tommy sticking to the slutty shorts but how the fuck are we supposed to see man panties in black?

At this point Evans is kryptonite to Karen K: he's now 5-0 in their head to head.

Khachanov losing that match from 4-0 and three break points up in the final set has got to totally mess with his head.

At least Khachanov has a future in acting and peddling skin care products.

Tommy Paul looks like an old photograph of your dad that you cannot believe was your dad.

This is adorable.

[Quote]Li Tu describes stepping on court with Carlos Alcaraz "He took his jacket off and I'm like dude, this guy's a specimen"

R136 I am fine with Khachanov losing. He's a Putin lover.

[Quote]Khachanov, according to one locker room figure familiar with the row, argued that talks should not be conducted from a position of strength with the weaker side. Russia, he yelled, should demonstrate its power through the conflict on Ukraine and show its greatness to the world.

R119 Ruud losing to FAA in the Olympics was truly embarrassing. I know FAA is better on clay than HC, but still.

Alcaraz is continuing his horrible form by dropping a set to a nobody. He will be lucky to reach the QF.

I want to rim it.

Wuud.

[quote] I want to rim it.

Rim what precisely?

That ass tho.

[quote] That ass tho.

Which ass “tho” precisely?

R146 Dear scroll up.

[quote] Dear scroll up.

To which post?

Compliments to the OP for selecting a link with that FANTASTIC image in the OP. Very nice job. Are you the same poster who did the Paris Olympics threads by any chance? Those were great. If so, you're flawless. I nominate to you be the official Sports Threads OP Image Selector for Datalounge. It doesn't pay much but we love you for all the bulge, VPL, tight lycra and ass shots you post. Flawless! Never stop!

R148 This one dear. Go allllll the way up to the OP.

R149 OP's image is indeed FANTASTIC (and I'm not a Mopsy fan).

However, I was the OP of the Paris Olympics threads (bar Part 2 which was the Poll thread). Thanks for the props!

Here's a couple of hot Spanish canoe sprinters as a thank you

Cerundolo vs Etcheverry now. Two hot Argentinians! I expect Etcheverry to win. Cerundolo is a mental midget.

Can't wait to see Mateo tonight!

Etcheverry had a gazillion BPs, couldn't convert a single one, then ends up getting broken in the last game of the set. FFS!

Is FFS a Spanish player?

FistFuckSpainiards

FistfulForSpaniards

R155 Learn your slang.

A win is a win is a win.

WWW? That’s so early 90s!

R158 I believe it was a joke - Spanish players commonly known by 3 letter acronyms: ADF, RCB, PCB etc.

Italians pronounce 'WWW' as 'VOOVOOVOO'.

It's always tickled me.

We are talking Spain, not Italy. Can’t you read English?!

I was responding to R160. There's more than one conversation going on.

And mind your own fucking business, Hall Monitor Cunt R163

Shirtless Etcheverry getting a MTO now.

R164 you’re crediting, snd shitting on, the same person—what a nut! Get your act together.

R160

R163

What the fuck, how about people just stop policing the fucking thread?

Gays and Tennis are supposed to be fun and engaging. Let’s get back to discussing tennis and the hot men.

Says the cop at r167…oy!

Lehecka making a meal of things against Kreuger - was 2 sets, 0-3 down, but has pulled it back to 2-2 in the 5th. Can't get his serve firing today.

Echeverry up a break in the 5th but puking his guts out. It's 95 degrees and max humidity. I walked to the corner and nearly passed out. I can't imagine being on a tennis court today.

I’m inside, shades down with the A/C blasting. How is it in Flushing-Corona?

Wimbledon champ blows chunks, metaphorically. Bad, Babs.

Lehecka 'pulls it off'! I wish. Takes it 7-5 in the 5th. Gutting for Kreuger.

Tomy overcomes the puke to take the win.

Wubie in trouble (per usual) 😔

The Ralph Lauren ball kid outfits are even uglier this year.

Has there been an Alexandra Stephenson sighting on ESPN?

Apparently Qinwen just broke Serena and Venus's joint record for # of aces in a single match at US Open (18 -> 20). All that with a first serve percentage of barely 50%. Imagine what she can achieve if she gets that percentage consistently up to the 60s.

R177, the uniforms look like confused traffic lights!

Tomas Martin Etcheverry pukes during US Open match in sweltering heat before pulling off win

Adidas's outfit for women are just so fucking ugly and to wear long sleeves in this heat!

I like the adidas dress that Jovic is wearing.

Just Rinderknech finding an original use for that air nozzle thingy. He must be very hot down there...

Jovic is the next big thing….full court press

It's already a minefield for the seeded men this year with nearly a third of them out, barely scratching the second round.

I'm glad that New Balance finally gave the GOAT something less hideous to wear.

[quote] I'm glad that New Balance finally gave the GOAT something less hideous to wear.

I haven’t received anything from New Balance.

This tournament is Coco GOAT’s to lose, as has every Open for the last five years.

Reilly Opelka, happy birthday!

How old is Ophelia in Wookiee years?

How old is Opelka in Wookiee years?

Its a BOSS-off on Armstrong!

And a Serbian Sideshow on Ashe.

Is ce soir Pride Night? They need drag Queens to escort the players out and a group photo at the coin toss.

Damn the rain, it was shaping up to be a hot-and-heavy night at Casa g.e.m.s.life.

[quote] group photo at the coin toss.

Where there’s a coin there’s a coin slot

Demain, R195.

[quote] Its a BOSS-off on Armstrong!

Is that a reference to their kits?

Berretimi or Daddy Fritz team?

Daddy is playing a stellar match

Berrettini is fucking scorching hot.

The sweat glistening on Daddy Fritz’s creamy skin makes for a beautiful effect. Beautiful brown Berrettini also looks great.

Daddy looks like a 1930s matinee idol.

That was a hot match. I would do both Daddy and Berrettini. Is Mateo the Italian with the sex addict girlfriend that would make him fuck through tournaments? He's hot as fuck and I can understand. Daddy has gotten more handsome as he gets older. And knowing he's down low horny is hot.

I'll miss Berrettini.

Nice to see yummy Wuud.

Djere retires with injury. "Nole" advances.

Poor Matteo

I saw a pic of fritz at pr event, he looked a million years old

R181 He was grabbing his stomach earlier in the match. I was thinking how that's not a good sign. Maybe it was food poisoning or something.

Just returning here after the Rune initial Rune posts. As predicted, silly girls trotted out "evidence" that reflects nothing more than the heat of battle. I suspect Rune is much more accepting of gays than most people, period. In past threads, you've been reasoned with and even temporarily silenced. God damn, nothing works with you as you are hellbent on playing some victim from your own personal playground mishaps of decades ago.

No, I don't want to "fuck him," as you suggest, "dear," but I think you would in a New York minute.

I suspect that you suspect a lot of shit, like that “faggot” gets tossed around daily during pro tennis matches…especially the ones being televised or featuring top 20 players.

I also suspect that you’re an asshole.

R214, I have receipts that I'm not. Anyway, the heat of battle mixed with a. young punk (yes, age gets "some" allowance--a little, a decent apology (I think it is), along with what I think is at least the possibility that he might be gay, makes it a non-event. IF he were to ever support any anti-gay legislation or any causes that harm the gay community, that changes things dramatically. You can go down the rabbit hole forever. Players who support Trump are more offensive to me, personally.

Show me that the 2022-24 Rune is a loud, offensive homophobe who endorses offensive people and causes, and I'll donate $500 to your favorite charity, Forever Martyrs. Further, I bet if you were to have a 10-minute convo with him, you'd alter your views--but he probably won't fuck you, dear.

I fuck ass, but I don’t fuck assholes.

I suspect that R212 is off her meds. Bless her heart.

r212, is definitely going in the Burn Book with Novaxx, Rune, and the PTPA!

25 degrees cooler in NYC, cloudy and windy. What a relief. Looking forward to Machac Korda.

I can only find Machac Korda en Español on ESPN. Is this because the English is being broadcast on the horrible Tennis Channel?

^Same, and those people won't stop chattering during the points. They only care about Spanish speaking players. ESPN Ashe, ESPN2 Armstrong, ESPN3 Grandstand, ESPN+ the outside courts. It's frustrating.

[quote] and those people won't stop chattering during the points.

¡ Goooooooooooooool!

You’ll love this news!!

Oh Gawd that many more years of Fowler - who is more obnoxious than ever this year, forcing his opinions on people. He should just cover swimming/diving, because that's where he came from.

Korda is injured...

In the face!

Will Korda retire? He is clearly injured and struggling.

I had Mahac as the winner of this match btw. I should bet on tennis more often. 90 % of the time the players I think wil win do actually win, whether they are the favorite or not.

Such a fuckable lil' fox!

Korda breaks!

Oh no! I love both Korda (we need a nickname for him) and Legz+.

lickable. FIFY

Hubert currently losing to Thompson. I had Thompson as the winner in that match. Sorta regret not making a bet now, lol.

I can't think of a player I'm more indifferent to than Korda.

Korda looks like Laura Dern.

R233 I really like Korda, for some reason.

Korda slips on BP. I fear this match is over now.

Legz+ breaks back. Not so fast, Laura!

Legz+ hoiks his shorts up even higher during his post match interview. What a SLUT!

R235 I like Korda too. I watched him at IW this year, and he really glides around the court a'la Roger.

Lol at Shelton's nickname on MTF. They call him shelphone.

Also, Check out Sebi hitting a one-handed backhand. NOT BAAD! Also Taylor Fritz's OHB is good too.

Korda is always getting injured. He doesn't seem very muscular, like his father.

Crazy prediction that probably won't happen but I'll look like a genius if it does: Alexei Popyrin will beat Novak Djokovic tomorrow in the 3rd round. Alexei won the masters 1000 in Montreal, he's having a pretty good season, and playing well. I think Novak is going to underestimate him.

OP- In your photo. He looks like he’s ready to take it like a man 👨.

A GAY MALE BOTTOM man.

If Popyrin doesn't beat Novak, I think Shelton will - if he beats Tiafoe.

R244 Has there been any gay rumours on Domicakes. He pings a lot to me?

R246 that's not Thiem in OP's photo.

I love my elfin Belgian.

r245, It seems like Novaxx, should be out of gas and both these guys have the game and the crowd support. Popyrin won in 3 yesterday but the heat was brutal, Novaxx should be fresher. Hopefully we'll get Shelton to see how much he's learned in a year. Remember, those giant servers aren't used to their 1st serves coming back. It should be fun.

Draper is very hot.

Draper looks like a model.

The Argentinian tennis players are very hot! Cerundolo, Etcheverry and Carabelli. I like them all! Shout out to Pedro Cahcin too, who doesn't play in the US Open, but still deserves a mention.

[quote]Reilly Opelka, happy birthday!

a sweaty Opelka, showing some VPL?

I like Paulini. She’s charming and fun to watch. But her dramatic late career improvement raises a lot of questions.

Such as?

Did she and team decide to fuck it and take PEDS thinking it would get her to two major finals and an Olympic final without being found out? Just for kicks?

Those kind of questions?

Great match going on between Flava and ZsaZsa - 3-3 in the third and they're throwing the kitchen sink at each other.

Omg r137 exactly

WTF with all the bows, Naomi?

R258, it’s a nod to the Japanese anime “Gothic Lolita” look. It’s a very ahistorical interpretation of Victorian fashion. I’m just grateful that she’s not walking out carrying a frilly parasol.

^!LOL

Osaka looks ridiculous

Nick Kyrgios. Commentating on ESPN. What are we thinking about this?

Is he retired from playing? Is he being trained to eventually take over from Fowler?

So far I like Kyrgios' commentary. I'm just worried he'll slip up ion a live mic and come out with something like "oh ya, I fucked that bitch the first year she came on the tour"

Some of these players (looking at you, Kyrgios and J. McEnroe) were so obnoxious on the court that I have only contempt for them in the commentary booth.

Wow, thanks for that pic!!! Reilly is hung! He pings to me, bet he's on our team

Nick k. Is a psycho

I love how everyone is contractually obligated to praise the NYC “atmosphere.”

Naomi deserves to lose for that retarded outfit.

[quote] Korda (we need a nickname for him)

Seb? Sebi? Headband?

Weather is really cool, a little windy

Nellier Korda

Too many walkovers today—busted out all over.

R271 = Leslie Uggams

R272 YES! Love the Leslie Uggams reference. J-O-A-N……….

Sof, its settled then? Ce soir is Pride Night?

Ce Soir is my new drag name.

With a name that belongs on the marquee of the Copacabana, I'm hoping this Renata Zarazua can spare us any more of this pointless Caroline Wozniacki comeback.

Carlos…whatzzzee happen?

The hung Dutch is screwing him over.

[quote] Carlos…whatzzzee happen?

Injury?

My girl Pavs is tearing up the hard courts lately.

Tough loss for Osaka. Next year Naomi. You'll be back to form very soon. Chin up gurlie

I hope Donna destroys cane face Stearns

I hate that the Tiafoe Shelton match is on so early. Why couldnt this be the night match?!?! USA?

I think Carlos is having difficulty keeping our relationship a secret from the world. I was up half the night with him as his anxiety took hold, I tried to soothe him the best way I know how. He feels our love deeply, and he wants to shout it from the rooftops, but I've told him that can wait for our golden years after he wins 35 majors and we're in our golden years. My young stallion is impatient,but I'm willing to sacrifice and hold the secret in until we are both comfortable to come out with our love.

I have a new favourtie and his name is Diablo!

Will Carlitos beat white boy?

What is happening to my Carlos??!?!

Good lord, Novak's going to win this tournament with his eyes closed.

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO CARLITOS??

Pray, mamis, pray!

LOL McEnroe just can't compute that his fave Carlos is playing like absolute shit.

Omg!

Dyatlov.

R283 is Juan Carlos himself!!!

How is this happening?? I just can't with this rn.

Carlitos, let it no be true!!

Carlitos out.

¿How white boy beated me?

Who’s the long drink of water with great hair in the Dutchie’s box?

SCREAMING IN HORROR!

GRITANDO EN HORROR!!

I can't stand Nick the Dick commentating. He has an awful personality.

Just saw Russian asshole's wife on 5th Ave, that mole on her face is visible from space

Get up, Carlitos! We love you.

[quote] that mole on her face is visible from space

We do not approve of that mole or any other prominent moles.

What the hell happened to Rybakina? Has she got some chronic illness or something? She's my crush, dammit. Guess I'm stuck with Swiatek, though she's easy for me to root for because everybody seems to hate her. Poor little Polish introvert.

This is shaping up to be another shitty Open.

Novak is going to walk to yet another title. Like last year. Zero threats anywhere. I guess Sinner, but he'll fade away soon enough.

I can't believe he'll have 8 slams since the start of 2021. That's 8 slams since he's been 34. That's how many slams Agassi and Conners had their entire career. Kinda silly. I could see him winning 2 or 3 - like Fed and Rafa did at those ages. But 8?

He's an amazing player, but no one that age should still be that dominant. Tennis is really in a weak era.

That Creatina is potent stuff.

I think advances in sports medicine as well...normal people are using stem cells for everything...I think pros are doing it too.

Pros do it.

Janniks do it.

Even educated Gasquets do it.

Novaxx has demonstrated the sort of insatiable Dr. Evil mentality that's fully invested in the ends justifying the means. The others may be doing it too, but he's clearly outdoing all of them and has an 80% stake in a chemical consultation/bioresearch firm to get there.

The sooner Novaxx retires, the better.

He's tainted the sport.

Carlitos's quarter is now wide open.

De Minaur is the highest ranked player, but you could make a case for any of the other players in that section - I'm hoping Draper, Arnaldi, Machac or Thompson - going on a run to the semis.

what a joke! he's fucking useless!

I just woke up to the wonderful news! Go van de Zandschulp!!

Just back from NYC, gurls

I saw: Cerundolo, Etcheverry, Shapo, Mopsy, Korda, Legz+, Flayva, Zsa Zsa, Big Jack, Lil Sebastian, Pornstache, Hubie, ODS Tommy, Gaydrian, Elf and Thiccmanovic and Carabelli among others

Best matches: Cerundolo v Etcheverry and Zsa Zsa v Flayvah. The latter in particularly was unbelievable ball-striking, athleticism and touch. Flayvah is playing out of a tree. So quick and hits SO hard. Throws himself into every shot. Zsa Zsa stayed with him for the most part. New respect to Zsa Zsa. Both are lovely to look at. Pornstache, too, is playing VERY well and weathered Hubie's huge serve. Pornstache is wonderfully thicc. Legz+ pretty much demolished Sebi, who had no answers. Legz+ is VERY quick, great at net, and hits consistently hard and deep. Great athlete.

Best asses: Thiccmanovic and Carabelli. Carabelli's ass is a 7-course meal. Pornstache's ass is all meat.

Best Legs: Legz+ of course, with a hat tip to Thiccmanovic and Pornstache and Flayvah, with his lovely olive skin.

New discovery: Francisco Comesana from Argentina. Cute as a bug's ear, super quick and very entertaining. Lovely skin and hair.

Best abs: Big Jack and Lil Sebastian (!) Both are RIPPED.

Oh, my bad.

Mopsy also in the mix with best abs. His torso is a work of art.

Very well said R302

Lucky you R311/312

All the male players from Spain and France are already out!

[quote]Who’s the tall drink of water with great hair in the Dutchie’s box?

Perhaps it was Botic's coach Peter Lucassen?

Awesome report R311 - thank you for your service. What a great selection of matches - your taste is impeccable. Would love to do 'hard and deep' with Legz+.

Agree with you about Comesaña - I clocked him during his run at Wimbledon. Very handsome and plays with real flair!

I walked by every court at BJK CENTER.

My, you have impeccable taste in which matches you chose.

It’s the Brat’s mother’s birthday.

How far has his ranking dropped this year?

No r315, this guy was very cleancut and preppyish. I’ll see if I can find a picture.

Big Foe team or Mopsy team

Woobie team or Jiri tean?

Etchverev team or Zverev (RFC) team?

Popyrin team or Novaxx team?

Coco, finally, no choke-o.

Big Foe Team, Jiri 'Adonis' Team, Etcheverry Team, Pop Goes The Joker Team.

coco won

Yes, we know.

it's boring now to watch...most of the hot guys are out!

i want ben to go thru...

[quote] most of the hot guys are out!

Wuud and TMRFC are still in.

[quote] most of the hot guys are out!

Wuud and RFC are still in.

I’z still in Nu York!

tiafoe is all hype...he ain't gonna win a slam anytime soon

It's obviously subjective but IMHO there are LOADS of hotties left in: ODS Tommy, Draper, Cobolli, Etcheverry, Nuno Borges, Machac, Musetti, Casper, Comesaña etc.

It's one of the most hottie-heavy third rounds in Slam history!

draper is deeply mysterious...very sexy. He doesn't post too much on his social media.

He’s a British dipster. Pass…

Frances [sic] is never gonna win as long as he has that big fat ass to drag around the court.

Not [sic]. That’s his given name. You would be a shitty editor or proofreader.

He’s named after his father. R335 is today’s Prick of the Day.

[quote] Frances [sic] is never gonna win as long as he has that big fat ass to drag around the court.

How did Nadal and Domicakes win majors with their big, fat asses?

I'm loving Roddick's podcast. Here he spends the first 30 minutes explaining the exact way drug tests are performed. Why has this been shrouded in secrecy for so long?

R311 I'm going on Tuesday and suggestions? Arthur Ashe tickets.

Shelton’s father doesn’t shut up. He’s got some stupid bromide to contribute after every single point.

damm

I said DAMM, sir!

I prefer Tiafoe any day over the deeply unattractive Shelton and his Jr. Zverev jewelry collection

^ good for you

every pot has a lid

So much better with his head completely covered!

Oh come on, Mopsy is cuuuute! And Frances is an Orc. Don't know his personality - maybe he's fine - but his looks? Ai yai yai...

Ben has a hot bod!!! I love his Nike outfit

I agree, he's cute.

Shelton's body is a wonderland. Smooth. Big butt and a tiny waist.

Is Selton what they call jolie-laide? Or just laide?

Get real. Shelton looks like Howdy Doody

I’m not a fan of Mopsy’s face. He reminds me of Colin Powell.

Shelton has a bigger cup size than many WTA players.

"Cute"

LOL @ R353

"Hawt"

No legs, but a lil Legz+

R357 Now, that's what you call a 'palate-cleanser"!

Zsa Zsa is very handsome in person.

That blond hair, that cleft chin ...

....

As long as the adorable Meddy is still in the draw I'm fine for eye candy...love that charming Russian

Nothing mysterious about Draper. Blah, meh, blech

Ben is more like ugly cute. His personality makes up for it

Today's posts show how true R344's adage is. For me the top 6 lids left in the men's draw are Diallo, Legz+, Nuno, Flavio, Shang & Pop.

Flayvah forehand

[quote] Shelton has a bigger cup size than many WTA players.

And that’s a good thing.

OMG, Nakashima's cute baseball togs are to. die. for.

Let’s close this out, Frances [sic]!

Jiri out.

Tippy Turtle Team or Team Bertens alter-ego?

Jeez, get a room!

Tippy Turtle team I guess. I forgot the women were playing.

IMO Mopsy is what my friends call a butter face. As in, “it’s all hot… but her face…” To start he needs a good haircut. That would help a lot. And, finally, sorry someone needed to lose that match.

Anybody catch any of what Shelton told Tiafoe at the net?

I’ve been saying a rosary every night that we might see my crush Young Grigor finally snag a Major trophy. If he can get through Rublev (big if), he’d probably come up against Novaxx in the QF.

[quote]Anybody catch any of what Shelton told Tiafoe at the net?

He said "I've got a crazy sexy bitch waiting for me in my hotel room, c'mon over later when you're done here and bring your girl, or not"

Wuud.

R375, I’m with you and would love to see Dimitrov win a Major before he retires.

Christ are either of these gals gonna hold serve at some point?

Clearly losing the gold to Djokovic demolished Carlitos. Its totally thrown his head in a spin.

R380, Alcaraz has an unbelievably high ceiling—but a low, low floor. He’s either brilliant or incompetent. He may have to sacrifice some flair to be more consistent.

Father Time is finally exerting his influence on Djokovic. Ruud made an amazing comeback.

POPYRINNNNNNNN!

Cant stand Ruud. He is the only player i can say i hate. He repulses me. I hate him more than I hate Novaxx and I REALLY despise Novaxx

Casper doesn't bother me

I don't think Novak really likes playing at night

R384, why do you hate Ruud?

I don’t think I’ve seen a single challenge yet in this tournament. Have they been banned?

R388 If you're referring to line calling, it's all electronic. They can ask for replays but no challenges.

Nobody can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory better than Madison Keys. I was a hater when she was just coming up, mainly because of my slavish devotion to the Serena Williams cult. But I really want to see her succeed. And by god, has she had her chances. It’s like Chinese water torture watching her matches, fingers crossed, only to see her squander breakpoint after match point after mini-break etc.

I like Casper too. He’s Wuud!

There was no noise. Novak looking to throw pop off his game

Poppy my boy!!!

I really do hate Novaxx with the red hot heat of a thousand suns. Such a nasty little bitch.

Die, Novaxx, die!!!

No! No! You will die!

Yay! I’m so happy.

POP! POP! POP!

I guess I am a genius.

I am GOAT.

My boy Poppy pop

So glad no major titles for Novaxx

You are indeed, R399. You are not only moose knuckle but also Wile E. Coyote.

R403 I run into walls painted like tunnels CONSTANTLY!

Bye Novaxx!

R402 and he played in all four slams, too. (Well, he did get hurt at the French. But still.)

He just got his ass beat in three out of the four.

Rafanatic, for whom do you root now if anyone?

How is John McEnroe holding up?

[quote] How is John McEnroe holding up?

About as well as Chrissy’s pencil at R390.

R406, I think Djokovic is just waiting for Nadal to officially retire, then he’s gone.

Stay down, Novaxxx. We hate you.

I think he’ll try to win one more Aussie (his favorite major) to exceed Margaret Court. Then he’ll deport himself from the game with a big middle finger to the public.

R407, no one just yet. I do like Sinner and Carlos. But they just don't have the Rafa magic. At least not to me. Rafa captivated me the very first time I saw him a million years ago. Before he was even "Rafa". I know that probably won't happen again.

I watch now not as a fan not of any player, but the sport itself - which I very much love.

This tourney I suppose I will now root for Sinner, Tiafoe, or Woobie. But I just want good matches.

R413 aka Rafanatic, of the remaining seeded players I will root for Wuud, Minotaur and Sinner in that order.

Here's to Etchy taking out RFC, making it a double-header demolition night.

R414 I'd love Demon to win a slam. He's such a worker bee and I respect that.

Has anyone at ESPN reported anything in-depth about the Sinner situation? I see Cahill happily commentating, and it's obvious he's beloved by this fellow commentators, but man if Sinner wins this thing, is it going to be addressed? Does Sinner get grilled at his press conferences?

All that being said, an American is gping to win the Men's. Please don't choke Tommy Paul!

Don't forget Taylor Fritz.

Fritz is dull, Tiafoe and Paul have chemistry, and Shelton losing, well he blew his chance. Nakiashima, lol, will probably win, and that may go over like a thud.

Waking up to Novaxx and YELLton out! What a great start to the weekend!

Don’t forget Young Grigor. I’d love to see him win the Open. He’s already won my heart, the trophy would just be icing on the cake 😍

Carlitos out. Novaxx out.

What if the Sinner controversy spooked them all, and Carlos’s and Novaxx’s inability to hang with resilient, tough opponents is the result of eliminating all that microdosing that usually goes undetected but obviously didn’t in Sinner’s case?

R422, I don’t think so as to those two. Djokovic hasn’t played very well all year, which you would expect at his age. Carlos’s level has always been all over the map.

I'm SO glad Novak lost.

bye TME :-(

bye Shang

booty call

I could stare at Ben Shelton’s flanks all day long.

It should be more interesting with Djokovic out.

We just The RFC to do his usual Slam choke then we're in for cunt-free final rounds of the tournament.

Van de Zandschlut team or Draper team?

Minotaur/Hitlerstache team or Evans team?

Cobolli team or Small Cat team?

I'm so out of it because I was on vacation the first half of the week and haven't been able to engage about the USO until this weekend.

SO much has happened with major upsets (Alcaraz, Djokovic), and smaller upsets (Legz+ destroying Korda, Tiafoe getting revenge over Shelton - their QF match last year sent Foe into relative tailspin until Wimbledon this year). Women have been fairly uneventful so far from the scores I've seen.

I don't care much with these but the Brit over the Dutchman (UK needs some tennis wins); Minotaur over Evans (but Australia needs some wins ever moreso) and the non-kitty-cat (I sort of like him but he works the refs imo).

For the ladies, little Paolini (over Putintseva); Pegula over Bouzas (talk about a country needing some winners); my sweet girl Swiatek over Rublev's doubles partner Pavlyuchekovawhatevs. Don't care about the rest.

hawt off the press

Legz+ taking apart the Elf on court 17

Big Jack D Team, Demon Team, "Could it be your lips or your golden eyes?" Cobolli Team

yeah I'm firmly in Team Flayvah

Legz+ over Elf 3, 1 and 2

When Elf retire?

Speaking of Legs+

I shall suspend my distaste of Today Show for 1 minute, to enjoy that clip. Sweet …

Legz+ is a hit with the Laydeez...

Butt-Itch VDZ has reverted back to type after his win over Carlitos.

He's down 2 sets to Draper - who isn't playing particularly well.

It happens pretty often. Way up, cum down.

Botic - 5 consecutive double faults...

He's playing like he wants to get on the earlier flight.

[quote] he wants to get on the earlier flight.

To the Netheregions?

Our SDFOCT appears to have his hands full with Diallo.

Tommy doesn’t seem to want this first set.

Diallo is definitely channelling 1980 Pam Shriver in the 'do department

Team Woz or Team Pontchartrain?

Team Śveeontchuck or Team Alphabet Soup?

ODS Tommy splits

handsome Jack

Gnome Errani out.

Svee-i-tek team.

Demon Team

Flayvah Team

[quote]Team Woz or Team Pontchartrain?

Never team Woz. She bothers me immensely.

Well guess what, Mimi

Pornstache Realness

I was busy last night and missed the Djokovic Popryn match. Was he all arrogant as he walked off court a loser? Exiting with his head tilted back and leading with his chin as he does? Or was he humble? I can't find the moment he exited the court on Youtube. Was the handshake/embrace at the net his usual 'I hope I assisted you in learning something about your own game by playing me, because I am the greatest tennis player that has or ever will live." Or was it all just 3 sets of scowling?

Pickleball.

okay, found Djoko's walk off the court after his defeat ... he seemed properly resigned.

Link please, R461.

He was uncharacteristically humble in defeat, and seemed congratulatory to Popy, I thought.

I don’t know why I find it so hard to warm up to Iga. I get that she’s great and all, I just don’t care. I find watching her to be a real snooze fest.

Daniil's track suit is bomb!

It’s “da bomb”.

Borges becomes bello of the ball as the last man standing in both singles and doubles.

Heartbreaking though for Mensik, on the eve of his 19th birthday, up three match points in the fourth before Borges gifted him with a bagel in the fifth.

Evans has a gunt and cankles. He not pretty. …he’s a Brit.

I always think of Mini-Me when I see Evans.

Evans looks nasty and trashy.

Russian-like, if one may say.

Glad the hunky made it through: Paul, Fritz, Legs+

R463, Djokovic is usually gracious in defeat. Winning makes him scary.

It's weird that Djokovic and Alcaraz are out.

I cradled him in bed last night, his deep sobs momentarily convulsing his entire body until he gasped for his next breath, his tears falling on to my hairy chest. Finally, just a dawn was about to break, his breathing told me he was asleep in my arms, and I drifted off with him.

I'd be perfectly happy with Daniil hoisting the winners trophy.

[quote] and I am the current U.S. Open champion.”

Daniil is easily the most eloquent and intelligent man on the tour. It's amazing how he manages to come across so well in English, which is his third language. His French is even better.

ODSD Tommy and Daddy Fritz.

R478 With Djokovic and Alcaraz out of the way, it wouldn't surprise me if Medvedev makes it to the final.

R474 Olympics fatigue is my guess. All Olympics medalists are out. I criticized Sinner for skipping the Olympics, but now wonder if he made the right choice after all.

R452 Jack is very hot.

Sinner missed the OLS because he is a doper. I hope and pray Tommyy Paul beats the crap out of him. Again, Sinner is getting a pass and really so has Cahill. I know the ESPN commentary team isn't going to bust the very likable Cahill, but c'mon.

bye Flayvah

Darren Cahill said he expects to see you in the top10 in a year or two

sure hope so!

Woobie Team or NSYG Team?

RFC Team or Bee Knock Team?

Boss Daddy Team or Cute Casper Team?

Big Foe Team or A Pop Team?

[quote]I don’t know why I find it so hard to warm up to Iga. I get that she’s great and all, I just don’t care. I find watching her to be a real snooze fest.

I, too, get bored watching Iga. There’s nothing about her tennis game or her as a person that I find interesting. In fact, the only time I like watching Iga play is when she’s getting pummeled by Ostapenko.

ODS Tommy

Woobie team

Nakashima team (RFC just for eye candy)

Wuud team

Big Foe team (though I wouldn’t mind another win for the “Nole” slayer)

I felt the same way about Graf. A great player who had the warmth and personality of a wet paper towel.

Interesting that one of the must charismatic players married Graf.

r484 Cahill also has a good physio to recommend…the guy is looking for new opportunities.

r490, I guess they say opposites attract

Graff is a lesbo

NYSG Team, Nakashima Team, Wuudy Wuud(pecker) Team, A POP Team.

"Stick your drink up your arse, Novak, I would rather swallow razorblades than drink with you. Oh by the way, I’m not alone. I’m with A POP"

Fritz was practicing in sleeveless. Doesn’t have the arms for it, so glad he’s wearing sleeves for the match.

[quote] Graff is a lesbo

Is Graf a lesbo too?

It's muggy today in nyc

[quote] Graff is a lesbo

[quote] Is Graf a lesbo too?

I’m convinced both Graf and Agassi are bi. There were definitely rumors about Graf and Rennae Stubbs, and plenty of rumors about Agassi being gay. I think they both found lots of things in common—unbearable fathers, a deep-seated hate for tennis itself, and an unwillingness to acknowledge being attracted to their own gender.

Yes, I think there was definitely some kind of arrangement and they probably thought their DNA could produce a tennis genius...too bad their son is playing boring baseball lol

Was Agassi really with streisand? A bi guy I know also really into older women, not milfs, like 60s 70s, and he's only 50

unbearable fathers …-too much tennis-

I’d say that’s as good as any answer.

They raised two good kids…I’m sure they made peace and happiness with whatever else.

[quote] It's muggy today in nyc

There are many people at Versailles today.

I’m liking the way Dimitrov’s butt looks in those white shorts.

It’s an ass. Act like an adult, please.

Serena in Ashe watching Young Grigor. Am I imagining this, or did they have a relationship for a while?

Woz was not happy that her bestie Serena didn't go watch her match yesterday

Russian psycho is playing

"How's it going, Wubie?"

Let’s f-ing go, Young Grigor!

He's turning out to be a real head case, he should hire danii's shrink...

I’m also enjoying Baby Fed’s ass today.

[quote] Serena in Ashe watching Young Grigor. Am I imagining this, or did they have a relationship for a while?

There was a brief (some say PR) relationship, some time before Young Grigor’s (some say PR) relationship with Sharapova. Much was made about a (leaked) message between Swilliams and Vwilliams where one of the two referred to Dimitrov as having a “black heart,” which I interpreted as code for “likes the boys.”

They’re all lesbos.

R512, oh really? Maybe black heart means he likes black pussy

r512, I think it means he's an opportunistic user of either gender. I imagine he's practically Djokovician in Bulgaria. Who wouldn't want to fuck him? Name a list of famous Bulgarians, go...

True, r514 and r515, like it could also means he likes to fuck’em and dump’em. Mine was just my immediate interpretation when I read the black heart comment at the time.

I want Wubie to win a big match and take it easy on himself.

You mean jack off without lube?

He’s black-hearted Grigor, the vamp of Sofia 🎶

Thank you Gaygor for beating Rublev.

And West Palm Beach/Palm Beach Gardens

What’s the big story about Rybakina that’s about to come out?

Coco!

USA! USA! USA!

I hope an American can win this!

Is Coco's forehand going to hold up? Navarro beat her pretty convincingly at Wimbledon where Coco's forehand completely fell apart. I don't care for Navarro. I don't hate her by any means, but I don't affirmatively like her and really don't root for her.

Coco is making a lot of errors and double faults these last two games. Navarro about to go up 5-2.

Paula Badosa cruises through to her first ever US Open quarterfinal after thrashing China's Yafan Wang - months after she considered quitting tennis

Australia guaranteed a presence in the US Open quarter finals as de Minaur sets up all-Aussie showdown against Jordan Thompson

Coco choke-o

[quote]What’s the big story about Rybakina that’s about to come out?

Maybe she also has 'tonsillitis'

I’m sure I’m in the minority here but I don’t really love Coco and the hoopla that comes with her.

This leaving the court every time you lose a set is bullshit.

[quote] thrashing China's Yafan

Are ya a fan?

Sometimes you need to pinch a loaf...happened to me all the time.

Or, thar she blows! …nerves do that…

Evert taking lots of digs at the constant coaching.

I'm not a fan of on-court coaching, but it is legal now, so it's not even worth a mention by the commentators.

Because her coach, Daddy, was famous for never watching her matches in person. She was dead in the eyes back then.

Younglings don’t get that the constant tv shots to the box is more recent. Going back to the 70s you’d get a shot of Collette Evert or Gloria Connors, but before that —no. The “team” was anonymous to the non-hardcore fan…those who didn’t read World Tennis Magazine.

Shut up Alicia Keys

CoCo herself seems fine, but the constant commentary by Chrissie and Co. like she's some once-in-a-century tennis talent is obnoxious and off-putting.

OMG I loved the frown on Chrissie's face when diipshit self promoter Alisha Keys joined the booth. So Alisha is doing Broadway now. I guess she can't sell albums.

Chrissie didn't have any prominent coaches. Was her dad even around after 1979?

Martina was the one with the super coaches: Nancy Liberman and that other lez. She mixed a lot of business and pleasure. Wasn't Rita Mae Brown "coaching" her too?

She had her father. The end.

He also coached Brian Gottfried, Harold Solomon and Jennifer Capriati.

Wow, Li Na is still the only china-person to win a Major? Osaka and Michael Chang don’t really count since they’re Americans.

Harold Solomon was sex on a stick. Legz in short shorts!

Wow—Osaka isn’t even China-ese…how’d she do that Donald?

Osaka is half Japanese

She is Japanese —but I’ll take your point if you agree she’s not Chinese.

Osaka's mother is Japanese and her father is Haitian. She was born in Japan where her parents met as her father was in the US military. Not having much money, they went to the USTA to ask for funding and they basically said she wasn't American enough. So they went to the JTA and they said "how much do you want?".

Anyone else think we should be playing the let? Might be interesting.

She’s a Japanese by birth, by citizenship, by passport and by declaration for purposes of sport.

Again, the end.

Leon (looking hot per usual) is in Coco's box? I think he was there last year too. Is he in Coco's mom's box? The dad isn't around much anymore. Though there is the little brother to tend to.

The dad was never around for matches. It is well known he stays off the court in that respect.

He was early on in her career - all the time. Though, it has been a few years.

Well…she’s flopsweating in the third.

Let's go Brandon! Oh wait...

no way coco can win this with all the double faults

I don't think Japan allows dual citizenship

I predict Coco no-Choko

Ummmm.... not to burst your very firm bubble but she's self-identified as Haitian too R552.

She should play for Haiti. They need some uplift.

r559 what about her “declaration for sport” don’t you get?! She’s Japanese. Accepted by the government of Japan as …Japanese, for all intent and purpose.

r561^ learn to read

it's over, coco beat herself. she lost it.

So is the Gauff hype cycle over?

emma is thru!!!

Question: is she Japanese?

Answer: yes.

I like Emma! She is very cool and she is very fit. not fat like that pig

[quote] the only china-person

She’s Pegula.2 with the “sheen” of having gone to a top 50 college for a couple of years. It will burn off, eventually.

Pegula v Navarro for the title. Battle of Oligarchic princesses.

Peg

Sad too see Wuud out. I guess my only real remaining favorite is Minotaur.

Evert had Dennis Ralston, and really her 1st hubby John Lloyd as coaches from 79-86ish. They were there during the 13 match losing streak to Martina. Her father didn't like Ralston's coaching tips, despite Ralston helping her improve her volley. The switch over from wood to mid=size racquets was happening, and Chris stubbornly was the last to switch over. She had a rough adjjustment using the Wilson pro staff mid size.

[quote] She had a rough adjjustment using the Wilson pro staff mid size.

Despite her extensive experience with mid-sized staffs.

People have a problem with Osaka being Japanese but not a problem with the Moscow-born "Kazakh" Elena Rybakina?

Was Michael chang coaching someone? I remember seeing him at the open a few years ago

R576 What cpuld ypu mean?

R578, Chang coaches Kei Nishikori.

german asshole won...

Chang swims in the Kei Pond.

God, some of you are so militant. Okay, Li Na and Osaka are the only TWO china-people who’ve won a Major. The question remains: why so few? It’s such an immense part of the globe. And no men at all?

Boss Daddy

Woobie needs a 5150

Michael Chang won a major too.

I’ve been rooting for Donna Vekic for a year and a half mistakenly thinking I was rooting for veteran underdog Petra Martic. Tomato, tomahto — I would be happy to see a Balkan dark horse win the whole shebang just to shake things up.

new thread here

Peppa Pig

Woobie

Wuud

Wune

RFC.

Il Gingio

ODSD Tommy

Big Foe

Daddy Fritz

Shapo

Small Cat

Flayvah

New thread.

Thanks to OP of new thread.

Elf