Cher: The Memoir (Part One) to be released in November

Cher and Barbra Streisand Still Have ‘Bad Blood’ as Their Memoirs Go Head-to-Head

Cher and Barbra Streisand have never seen eye to eye, and now the "If I Could Turn Back Time" diva is going all out to beat her rival with the release of her highly anticipated memoir.

"Everyone knows these two have butted heads since the 1960s," a source exclusively tells Closer. "Although they may have mellowed towards each other in recent years, the bad blood is still there, and it's a real no-no to put them in the same room."

"Cher has been working on this memoir for many years and is very annoyed that Barbra beat her to the punch by getting hers out first," the source explains.

The Funny Girl star, 82, got ahead of Cher by releasing My Name Is Barbra on November 7, 2023.

However, the memoir — which is over 900 pages with an audiobook version that exceeds 48 hours — didn't do too well in sales. While it took Barbra years to complete, the tome (which went for a whopping $47 per copy) reportedly didn't come close to selling as many copies as similar books, such as Prince Harry's Spare and Britney Spears' The Woman in Me.

When My Name Is Barbra turned out to be "a flop," says Closer's source, Cher "was openly gloating, which of course got back to Barbra."

The insider shares, "She's well aware that Cher was not-so-secretly rejoicing that her book didn't get such good numbers, and it goes without saying she won't be very happy if Cher's memoir flies off the shelves. There's quite a lot of backbiting going on in the old-school Malibu social circles right now as Cher's vowing her book will be a megahit and knock Barbra's out of the water."

Meanwhile, the source adds, "Barbra is rolling her eyes and hoping it falls flat."

Fuck Barbra. Hate that cunt. And I’m not Cher

Yawn

Barbra should've done her memoir 25 years ago, a lot of her core audience has died off.

I wonder what Cher will publish, when everyone already knows all of her dirt laundry. Unlike Streisand, whose out-of-control egomania has driven her to be very guarded about the uglier aspects of her pre-fame and personal life, Cher has shared EVERYTHING. Unless she reveals something both unknown and unexpected, such as having received stalking letters from the Zodiac Killer or that Chaz's real father was Colonel Tom Parker, I strongly doubt that anyone will get any surprises.

The only thing I hope is that she doesn't try to present everything through rose coloured glasses and fixates on superficial things, so as to avoid having to discuss things that paint her as anything less than perfect. This is a woman who's had a wild rollercoaster of a life and it would be a pity if it weren't properly portrayed.

The first part should be titled “Life” and the second part “After Love.”

Cher revealed that after being "too chicken" to include some details in the books, she went back and spilled the tea — and some people, including her exes and two adult children, aren't happy.

"She dives into her issues with [first husband] Sonny Bono," including his controlling behavior, an insider told Closer earlier this month. "She'll also take a look at her early years and a childhood that was chaotic at best, with her difficult relationship with her mother."

In a riskier move, she'll open up about her children as well. The source said she'll detail her mixed feelings about Chaz Bono transitioning, in addition to her difficult relationship with Elijah Blue Allman, her son with the late Greg Allman.

"Yes, she worries about how people are going to take it," said the insider. "But Cher figured if she was going to publish a memoir about her life, she might as well be transparent about it. This is her story, and it's the only one she knows."

I hope she writes about her prostitution phase

Barbra’s memoir would have been a hit were it interesting. All the pre-release passages that were leaked to the media were boring. With competition from Jada and Britney, she didn’t stand a chance.

Cher will deliver. Plus she was smart to market it as two volumes. I honestly never saw Barbra’s book in a bookstore. I think the 1000 pages worked greatly against it.

I was looking for some new escapist reading material and I saw that vol. 1 is coming out in just over a week, on November 19. Are we excited?

R12 I am. For the next few months, I'm going to mostly avoid political news and just focus on reading memoirs, novels, and probably watching older TV shows and movies.

Does anyone seriously believe Bar and Cher said these things and are looking to outdo each other?

Thanks OP. I just put in a request for the ebook with the public library. I’m #17 on the wait list.

I'm assuming the Cher books will not be available in Barbra's mall.

Cher is smart enough to know that she’s not a “rival” to Streisand, certainly not in the 1960s. Babs probably didn’t know who Cher was in the 60s.

There's an excerpt in the Daily Maul.

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I used to love this person but now she can go on the celeb death watch list for all I care. She’s only a shallow cunt hypocrite who clutched her pearls when Chastity went Chaz and made Sonny’s eulogy about her-Down with C. Sarkisian

I want the post-Sonny years. Volume 2 is when shit really gets popping. Greg Allmann. Her insane comeback. All her co-stars. The Bagel Boy. Chaz. Volume 1 is all the stuff I don’t really care about. For the most part, I hate reading about celebrity childhoods. Unless it’s of the ilk of a Lisa Marie Presley or Carrie Fisher.

Another excerpt in which she contemplates suicide over her loveless marriage, managing to make it sound like the most boring day ever.

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I’m interested in the book, but don’t you people realize that most of the pre-release info is merely promotional? And all the Streisand stuff is made up bullshit that sounds like a 1970s movie magazine?

She talks about trying to kill herself multiple times.

In her Hall of Fame speech, she made her post Sonny divorce years sound like she was Tina Turner - barely getting by.

But she was coming off a hit TV series when they divorced and a month after the divorce she had a solo TV series. Hardly the comparison of the destitute struggling divorcee

She says when she was 15 and just got her license, 25 year old Warren Beatty cut her off in traffic. She started yelling at him until she realized who he was. He invited her to his house, she went, stayed til 4 am, and doesn't write any details. What a dumb bore she is.

You can't get a driver's license at age 15 in California.

In the past, Cher has described the Beatty experience as very unpleasant, R27. No more details. She’s pushing 80 years old and there’s a possibility she doesn’t remember any.

Bitch, spill or that book remains in the shelf. I do not care that she met him if she doesn’t want to say anything about fucking him. He is Hollywood’s fuck boi!