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Repressed Queen Madison Cawthorn: Has She Gotten FAAAATTTTT!!!!!

Madison must be packing chicken tenders and fries away in between banging his male cousin. Or maybe the sex dried up and there is no more physical activity to burn the fat away. Lots of shine too....

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by Anonymousreply 77August 28, 2024 2:46 AM

Disgusting tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 1August 24, 2024 11:40 PM

Really, Cheryl?? The cunt deserves everything that's coming to her. Her husband is a demented junkie but I thought she had more sense than this.

by Anonymousreply 2August 24, 2024 11:41 PM

"A.I., create a picture of three bowel movements."

by Anonymousreply 3August 24, 2024 11:41 PM

I wonder if his ass has gotten fatter since the last time he was "playing" with his dear, dear husb-- cousin.

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by Anonymousreply 4August 24, 2024 11:42 PM
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by Anonymousreply 5August 24, 2024 11:43 PM

I hear he skips leg day.

by Anonymousreply 6August 24, 2024 11:43 PM

[quote] I hear he skips leg day.

At least he doesn't skip leg.

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by Anonymousreply 7August 24, 2024 11:46 PM

He gained the Freshman 15. Is he back in college ?

by Anonymousreply 8August 24, 2024 11:49 PM

I guess this is a time when the DL phrase "Cheryl is a cunt" would come in handy!

by Anonymousreply 9August 24, 2024 11:51 PM

There can be no denial now: Cheryl Hines is in on it. Fuck that bitch.

by Anonymousreply 10August 24, 2024 11:54 PM

Looks like Cheryl had work to look like one of the Idaho University murder victims.

Pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 11August 24, 2024 11:55 PM

So it was always Cheryl Hines with the fetid snatch. No wonder Susie urged her to get that thing to a car wash.

by Anonymousreply 12August 24, 2024 11:56 PM

That’s Mary Kate, not Cheryl

by Anonymousreply 13August 24, 2024 11:58 PM

OP it’s okay to criticize Cawthorne for a lot of things but laying off cardio when you are literally a halfie should not be one of them.

by Anonymousreply 14August 24, 2024 11:58 PM

Does the pussy stink?

by Anonymousreply 15August 24, 2024 11:59 PM

But back to Madison… holy shit is nature working hard on her! Look how much the hairline has receded on the sides! Hahaha

by Anonymousreply 16August 25, 2024 12:02 AM

Madison looks like a straight guy impersonating Lance Bass at an off-Strip casino in 2005.

by Anonymousreply 17August 25, 2024 12:03 AM

Antipsychotic meds.

by Anonymousreply 18August 25, 2024 12:17 AM

Three pieces of shit-one on wheels.

by Anonymousreply 19August 25, 2024 12:19 AM

He's so fat, I won't even let him face fuck me anymore

by Anonymousreply 20August 25, 2024 12:24 AM

So I guess her face work will never settle.

by Anonymousreply 21August 25, 2024 12:27 AM

R2, I knew I was right to hate her on Curb your Enthusiasm. I couldn't stand the character OR the voice/mannerisms/behavior of the actress that played her.

by Anonymousreply 22August 25, 2024 12:30 AM

Losers of a feather flock together.

by Anonymousreply 23August 25, 2024 12:30 AM

He looks fine. If he learns how to read English he can pivot to a career in broadcasting. It requires the broadcaster to read from the teleprompter, nothing more than this.

I am curious why or how a paraplegic has such a consuming interest in sex.

by Anonymousreply 24August 25, 2024 12:44 AM

I'd still fuck his hole.

by Anonymousreply 25August 25, 2024 12:45 AM

There was some BS article saying she didn't want him to endorse Trump. Glad we know our enemies.

by Anonymousreply 26August 25, 2024 12:47 AM

She probably leaked that herself

by Anonymousreply 27August 25, 2024 12:48 AM

Haha. Leaked.

by Anonymousreply 28August 25, 2024 12:50 AM

Team Susie Greene here. Cheryl has always been and will continue to be a stinking car wash CUNT!

by Anonymousreply 29August 25, 2024 12:54 AM

That's booze face if I ever saw it.

by Anonymousreply 30August 25, 2024 12:58 AM

Bitches stole our act.

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by Anonymousreply 31August 25, 2024 1:04 AM

This rancid cunt might ruin Curb for me. It’s one of my favorite rewatchables. But if Trump wins this election, I’ll be sick every time I see her disgusting face on one of my favorite shows.

by Anonymousreply 32August 25, 2024 1:16 AM

The way she's leaning in on his shoulder sort of tells it all. She might be relieved she no longer has to pretend. She's a MAGA to the core. Fuck her.

by Anonymousreply 33August 25, 2024 1:22 AM

She'd better start auditioning for that Ben Shapiro production company. Because that's all she'll be getting in terms of gigs.

by Anonymousreply 34August 25, 2024 1:26 AM

I guess Cheryl wanted to be a rich girl.

by Anonymousreply 35August 25, 2024 1:31 AM

Larry David is the one who introduced Cheryl and RFK Jr. Why, Larry, whyyyyyyy?

by Anonymousreply 36August 25, 2024 3:31 AM

Did Cheryl Hines get a face transplant? Because that does NOT look like her. And Madison is getting the face he deserves

by Anonymousreply 37August 25, 2024 3:36 AM

She might be able to book a gig on something like this:

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by Anonymousreply 38August 25, 2024 5:16 AM

Watch out Cheryl: if the next MAGA photo-op is with a certain sultry, unvaccinated younger blonde named MTG, your husband may trade you in.

by Anonymousreply 39August 25, 2024 5:25 AM

I'd also watch for that skank Boebert. Particularly, where her hands might be.

by Anonymousreply 40August 25, 2024 5:26 AM

Beloved cunt.

by Anonymousreply 41August 25, 2024 5:28 AM

Disappointed at Cheryl. I used to listen to her podcast with Tig Notaro until Tig left. I’m sure they aren’t close at all anymore.

by Anonymousreply 42August 25, 2024 5:39 AM

RFK Jr said that Cheryl would divorce him if he took a position with the Trump administration. But she's ok with him endorsing him?

by Anonymousreply 43August 25, 2024 2:33 PM

Uh oh, is.Cheryl thinking of dodging out??

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by Anonymousreply 44August 25, 2024 4:01 PM

She would never leave a Kennedy$ ker-ching. If TV career over maybe she crashes Broadway? could happen.

by Anonymousreply 45August 25, 2024 4:39 PM

She looks like a horse on her wikipedia page

by Anonymousreply 46August 25, 2024 5:49 PM

She's spineless. She won't do anything. Every time her husband does something particularly vile, she posts these uber frau things on her social media, sticking her head even deeper into the sand.

by Anonymousreply 47August 25, 2024 5:52 PM

Madison has more in common with the dead bear than with either of these nut jobs. Both he and the bear should avoid cars.

by Anonymousreply 48August 25, 2024 6:07 PM

Larry needs to write a horrible death for her in the series the way Trey and Matt killed off Isaac Hayes/Chef when he started oozing too much Scientologism.

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by Anonymousreply 49August 25, 2024 6:09 PM

Unfortunately, CYE is over. But that's what I was hoping for, too, R49

by Anonymousreply 50August 25, 2024 6:11 PM

I didn't even recognize Roller Nazi. It's pretty bad when the only person that will take a picture with you is some disgraced congressman who managed to lose a seat in a gerrymandered district. What, wasn't George Santos available for a picture?

by Anonymousreply 51August 25, 2024 6:52 PM

Did they invite him to a drug-filled orgy? We all know Republicans are nothing if not consistent.

by Anonymousreply 52August 25, 2024 7:00 PM

Get a load of R14!

by Anonymousreply 53August 25, 2024 7:07 PM

My pussy stinks!

by Anonymousreply 54August 26, 2024 5:28 PM

Michael Jackson worshipped himself and nobody else.

by Anonymousreply 55August 26, 2024 5:35 PM

Is Cousin/lover Steven still around or is this evidence of stress eating a sign of breakup?

by Anonymousreply 56August 26, 2024 5:39 PM

Cunts

by Anonymousreply 57August 26, 2024 5:40 PM

The Car Wash Cunt posted something how there are good people in both parties, blah, blah, blah, and the backlash has started.

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by Anonymousreply 58August 26, 2024 5:44 PM

R49 they should have Caitlyn run Maddie over.

by Anonymousreply 59August 26, 2024 9:52 PM

Oh, Nazi wheels, did you not learn that the first rule of popularity amongst the retard LCRs is not to get fat and bloated?

by Anonymousreply 60August 27, 2024 5:08 AM

I'd still hate-face-fuck his Nazi mouth in a 'unload, spit on him, and leave' kind of way.

by Anonymousreply 61August 27, 2024 8:19 AM

Roller Nazi hit the wall! Yikes.

by Anonymousreply 62August 27, 2024 9:09 AM

If Trump wins, will MC get a political appointment?

by Anonymousreply 63August 27, 2024 10:03 AM

He may be a vile person, but don't embarrass yourself OP by calling that fat. His face has widened a bit, likely just part of the aging process, but he also looks like he's gained more upper body muscle which will also cause a redistribution of facial features.

by Anonymousreply 64August 27, 2024 10:17 AM

R64 confirmed as Mrs. Cousin Cawthron.

by Anonymousreply 65August 28, 2024 1:57 AM

Yes r63, he will be selected to implement Trump’s executive order dismantling of the Americans with Disabilities Act.

by Anonymousreply 66August 28, 2024 2:04 AM

R22 I'm with you. Her teeth are a distraction and I just do not enjoy her acting. It's nice when they divorce and she not around as often.

Did Trump say Kennedy would be on his transition team, or did I hallucinate it?

by Anonymousreply 67August 28, 2024 2:08 AM

R67, Kennedy said he’d be on Trump’s transition team.

by Anonymousreply 68August 28, 2024 2:17 AM

And it's been reported that she pushed him to meet with Trump. All while pretending she'd be so troubled by that. Vile cunt.

by Anonymousreply 69August 28, 2024 2:24 AM

I’ve got to be honest, prior to 2024 I wasn’t really taking Cheryl Hines’ political beliefs or preferences into account at all when deciding who to vote for. That hasn’t changed. For all I know she could have been some sovereign citizen crackpot all along. After all, she’s been married to the crackpot king all along. I’m not going to start screaming “diabolical cunt” at her on social media just because her and her husband’s political allegiances have finally been shown the light of day.

by Anonymousreply 70August 28, 2024 2:33 AM

Sure, Jan.

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by Anonymousreply 71August 28, 2024 2:36 AM

I'd still fuck the shit out of him the first chance I got. Don't care about his politics.

by Anonymousreply 72August 28, 2024 2:37 AM

Kennedy or Cawthorn, r72?

by Anonymousreply 73August 28, 2024 2:38 AM

Cawthorn R73

by Anonymousreply 74August 28, 2024 2:39 AM

I’ll drink to that, r72. I haven’t seen gams like that since Betty Grable! Hubba hubba!

by Anonymousreply 75August 28, 2024 2:42 AM

Easy to flip up R75

by Anonymousreply 76August 28, 2024 2:43 AM

And he doesn't need to lift his legs either.

by Anonymousreply 77August 28, 2024 2:46 AM
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