Ben Affleck reportedly dating Robert F. Kennedy Jr's daughter, Kick Kennedy

Well kick my ass and call me Shookus!

she's cute. very young looking though.

Ben Affleck reportedly getting FUCKED UP HIS SCRAWNY ASS by several men a day!

She’s a child! He’s a pedophile!

Too much sauce?

What do you want to bet they're not "dating", he's just on some bender and she's got the best drugs

Well, her father used to be a coke dealer, R6.

Step down for her.

She’s a drunk too

Big love? Darkness?

Ben, beware the Kennedy curse!

Don’t know who Kick Kennedy is? Google her!

Look at those sexy Kennedy sisters!

I knew he wasn't single. He's incapable and worse than Brad with his attention whoring via proxy

Kick’s last boyfriend a 50ish billionaire died of a drug overdose. She has a type.

Well, the apple doesn't fall far from the rotting tree.

R15 Thank you for the skinny. I know I could google but I love is served up like good gossip, which it is.

It’s sad, and very telling that he can’t sit alone with himself for five minutes.

He’s going to have to face his demons in order to fight them off for good.

She's 36 years old AND a Kennedy. JLow is gonna be pissed. Not good to make a Puerto Rican woman angry. Ben, you in danger, gurl!

She's into middle aged druggies. All girls do want to marry their fathers.

Shouldn’t she be Kak?

Kick is 36 and not much of an "actress" considering her dearth of roles.

He needs to stay away from actresses and marry a bartender.

Why marry the bartender? He should just see girlfriends, friends with benefits, and whores.

Who says he isn't?

According to insiders, the source for this article was a woman named Jessica Topaz.

Jessica Topaz AKA Jennifer Lopez.

[quote]Kick’s last boyfriend a 50ish billionaire died of a drug overdose.

So does this mean we should add Affleck's name to 2024's death watch list?

Looks like all the moisture disappeared from his face.

This poor young woman… as though he’s a prize.

She’s using him for her career and he’s using her to score drugs.

What career? She's too old.

I wonder if Church Lady Jen approves.

Calling her "Kick" after a great-aunt who died young in a plane crash seems like asking for bad luck.

The Kennedys are cursed anyway so I guess it doesn't matter. Maybe Ben can change their mojo.

[quote]Maybe Ben can change their mojo.

He'd just make it worse!

Ugh, yuck, and gross. Why get into close proximity with the daughter of a creepy freak?

[quote]Why get into close proximity with the daughter of a creepy freak?

It'll be over in six weeks (if it lasts that long).

One thing I admire about Affleck, he doesn't go long without pussy.

^ Or a 🍸

Ben-if her family invites you over for dinner, DO NOT EAT THE MEAT. It was embedded in the grill of her heroin addict father’s SUV before he dumped it on the kitchen counter and told Cheryl to do something with it.

R32, Jens only slightly less of a climber than Ben

How much Viagara does it take to get a 52 year old drunk dick to work?

He looks considerably younger at r22.

He looks like someone gave him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and is coming back to life.

He didn't let the dust settle on his cock before he found another gash to stick it in.

r7 I never understood why the hell RFK Jr would sell coke. I know his trust fund wasn't anywhere near the size of John John's and Caroline's, but he was still getting a phat pay out every quarter. Why sell coke when you have millions in the bank?

Does he strike you as a person making sound decisions, R46?

He was 19 at Harvard when he sold cocaine to the author of the Atlantic article. I don't think he could go through large amounts of trust cash to support his habit without the Kennedy family accountants notifying someone of unusually large withdrawals. Some time in the past year, I read that he was also selling in McGovern campaign headquarters. He would have been 18 in '72.

Ben is a fucking mess. When are his fanboys and fangirls going to acknowledge it? I know it's popular to blame J.lo for all his problems, but clearly, he's an issue all on his own. Casey Affleck is a mess as well, and their father and grandfather were reportedly alcoholics as well. It's clear that the Affleck family is just as cursed as the Kennedy family. Jennifer Garner was a fool to procreate with him. I've heard she's a good mom, but all the good parenting in the world can't prevent genetics. Three generations of Affleck men are addicts. Those stats are not good for Jennifer's kids.

Bennedy?

Bafflick?

Kaffleck?

Kickfleck?

Bick?

Ken?

AffKick

KickAff

We’ll call them Turner and Hooch.

Cheech & Chong v 2.0

Oh well. At least Affleck will fully deserve the Father of the Bride's speech he gets at the wedding.

short for Kickerbocker

Does she also collect roadkill?

I wonder if Kick is annoyed being named after her great aunt who died in a plane crash.

[quote] Ben Affleck Seen Getting Over J.Lo With RFK. Jr’s Daughter

Have these people ever heard of giving it a rest?

This moron hasn't been divorced (or is it yet finalized?) from his most current wife for a minute, yet he's already dating again?

The boob's a serial monogamist!

I don’t like the daughter. She enjoys the limelight too much and she’s been told she’s prettier and more interesting than she really is.

I hope she likes spending a lot of time in Dunkin.

He's from Boston so off course he thinks that dating a Kennedy will give him some sort of clout.

She's pretty. For a Kennedy

That's true. She doesn't have the big horse teef.

I was going to say that she's unusually attractive, considering her Kennedy genetics.

The picture of the relative she's named after (her Aunt, was it?) shows the Kennedy genetics on full volume.